Disclaimer: I don't own Kingdom Hearts at all. Point Blank. I got permission to use my friends' names on here though.

Kingdom Hearts: Cast Tryout #1

Director: Okay. Scene one, Akeesha and Nalani. Ready, Action! Okay Akeesha, You're Sora and Nalani you're Kairi. Akeesha do the beginning sequence.

Akeesha: I've been having these weird thoughts lately. Like, WHY THE HELL DO I HAVE TO BE A GUY!?

Director: Cut! *sigh* Okay, okay. You're on the island now. You wake up and see Nalani. Action!

Akeesha: *Begins doing aerobics* One, and two, and three, and four.

Director: Shut up and lay down!

Akeesha: Fine, fine. *lays down*

Director: Now when you see Nalani, or Kairi, you yell and sit back up.

Akeesha: 'kay. *looks around for a bit* Lani?

Nalani: *pant, pant* Curse the monkeys!

Director: *just stares* Okay Akeesha do what I told you.

Akeesha: CRAP! * sits up and bonks heads with Nalani*

Director: No I meant yell, "Auugghh!", or something like that.

Akeesha: Oh. *picks her nose*

Monkey: I shall kill you!

Nalani: Curse the monkeys! *takes off running with Akeesha*

Monkey: I shall kill you!

Akeesha and Nalani: * run off cliff and start screaming*

Director: We'll call you!!