Shadow: Presenting THE QUEST FOR SOY SAUCE!!!!!!

Myst: So what should we write it about?

Shadow: *hyper* Soy sauce, randomness, insanity, Yu Yu Hakusho, anime bishies...

Myst: And Phibrizzo! ^_______^

Shadow: No Myst, no Phibby.

Myst: * pouts * No fair!

Disclaimer: We no own anything! Except us!



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THE QUEST FOR SOY SAUCE! (Also known as, we were hyper and bored)

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*Scene opens to Myst shoving food in her face and Shadow playing with her sushi*

Myst: * pauses from eating* What's wrong, Shadow-san? Why aren't you eating?

Shadow: * looks at plate drearily* No soy sauce.

Myst: Oh. * Light bulb forms on head* Why don't we get some soy sauce, then?

Shadow: * brightens up* You're a genius.

Myst: * tries to do a Ameria justice pose but ends up falling straight on her face* * jumps back up And brushes herself off* Err. ^_^; What I'm trying to say is * once again tries to a justice pose and once again fails miserably* * lifts head from ground and says pitifully* soy sauce. *Head falls back into ground*

Shadow: *pokes Myst* Need to work on that.

Myst: Ya think?

Shadow: So what universe should we look for soy sauce?

Myst: Yu Yu Hakusho! And see Kurama-chan!

Myst: *opens a portal to Yu Yu Hakusho *

Shadow: BOYAH! LET'S GO!

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*Scene opens to the gang fighting a demon * *Myst and Shadow portal in*

Kuwabara: What the...

*The demon lunges to attack Shadow and Myst but Myst quickly fireballs it. *

Hiei: Who's the cat girl and her companion?

Myst and Shadow: Sore wa himisu desu!

Myst: *sees Kurama* KURUAMA! *Glomp*

Hiei: Why is the cat girl hugging Kurama?

Shadow: -_-;

Myst: *eyes turn red* I'M NOT A CAT GIRL! I'M A HALF CAT DEMON!

Shadow: Now you've done it. May your soul rest in piece.

Yusuke: Tell me what the heck is going on here!

Myst: * stops powering up and looks at him wide-eyed*

Shadow: Might as well give them an explanation. * Sighs*. * Suddenly turns very serious* I'm Shadow and my friend over there is the Mistress, usually called Myst. And we're on the quest for. * everybody looks at her* *strikes a dramatic pose* SOY SAUCE!!! *Everybody anime falls*

Yusuke: * hairs out of place and sweat-dropping* That's why you're here?!?

Myst: *puts her finger on her chin like she's thinking* That's pretty much it. *light bulb once again forms on her head* and to create random insanity!!! * Everybody again anime falls*

Kuwabara: You guys are cooks!

Shadow: * darkens* We're not cooks! At least we're not STUPID!!! * Emphasizes on last word*

Kuwabara: What did you call me?!?

Shadow: * turns around* You heard me. Stupid.

Kuwabara: I'm not stupid! I got a 34 on the last test!

Shadow: * dryly* So good. Myst, when was the last time you got below a B?

Myst: * thinks for a minute* About a year ago * smiles cheerfully*!

Kuwabara: What!?! That's not possible!!!

Botan: You probably would do better if you at least studied.

Myst: * looks at them innocently* I don't study.

Kuwabara: That's just not human, man!!!

Shadow: We're not human. I'm half angel, half demon and Myst is half cat demon, half ancient demon.

Yusuke: This day is really getting weird, now.

Kurama: Talk about it.

Myst: So will you help us?

Hiei: Help you with what?

Shadow and Myst: * strikes dramatic poses, well Shadow strikes a dramatic pose while once again Myst eats dirt* Get soy sauce!!!

Phantom: *appears out of thin air* Oh for...YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO ON A QUEST TO GET SOY SAUCE! JUST GO TO A GROCEREY STORE!!!

Shadow: Shut up.

Angel: *also appears out of thin air* Shadow that wasn't very nice.

Shadow: Do I have to remind you that she's a demon?

Angel: Point taken. *Looks at Myst* HOLY SITAKE MUSRUMES! I'M OUT OF HERE!!! *She and Phantom disappear*

Kurama: Why did that on girl retreat so quickly?

Shadow: She sealed Myst in a necklace for 2000 years and Myst sworn vengeance on her grave.

Yusuke: Oh.

Botan: * sweat-dropping* I guess we can help you. * Whispers to Yusuke* How much money do you have?

Yusuke: * whispers back* Twenty-five bucks. Why?

Botan: * hisses in his ear* Go get some soy sauce before those two do anything totally crazy!

Myst: * act ears twitching after hearing the whole conversation*

Yusuke: I'll be right back. * Runs as fast as he can*

Myst: Wait one second. Shadow, don't we have an extra supply of soy sauce at home?

Shadow: Myst, I think you're right. That means we didn't have to go here.

Myst: Oh well. We better get going! Bye Kurama-chan! * Glomps Kurama*

Shadow: * grabs Myst's tail* Myst, come on!

Myst: * rubs her tail* That hurt! * glares* * stops glaring* Oh well! Sayonara, suckers! * opens a portal and jumps in*

Shadow: See ya'! * jumps in after Myst and the portal closes up*

Hiei: That was.

Kurama: Strange.

Botan: Let's go.

Kuwabara: Okay. * They all leave*

Yusuke: * runs towards spot where everybody was* I got the soy sauce! * Looks around* Everybody? Where'd they go? * Runs off*

THE END!!! * everybody cheers and Myst and Shadow think they're clapping because it's such a great fic even though the audience is cheering since the insanity has finally stopped*