What you thought the insanity was over? Well, YOU WERE WRONG! Oh the standard disclaimer applies and we own ourselves blah, blah, and BLAH.

Myst: I want to own a giant three-headed doggy!

Shadow: ...you scare me.

Myst: ^_^ I know. It's what I do best.

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"Shadow where's my book? My beautiful book of ancient spells!" Myst yelled from her library. Shadow poked her head into the library and replied, "Don't sink me to Phantom's level. And I haven't seen your book."

Myst rolled her eyes, "Sure you haven't. You know what book it is it's the one with all of the powerful spells that I like to use."

Shadow sighed, "Didn't you say that it's what all demons wish to have to raise their power to yours?"

Myst said, "Yeah."

Shadow then continued," So it would make sense for a demon to take it, correct?"

Myst once again said, "Yeah."

Shadow sighed again, "And most demons are at?"

Myst cried, "Everywhere!"

Shadow snapped, "Yes, but specifically!"

Myst cried, "The closet!"

Shadow seethed, "Other places?"

Myst cried yet again, "The Twilight Zone!"

Shadow sighed once again, "We're not getting anywhere with this are we?"

Myst replied, "Thank you captain obvious!"

Shadow answered, "The Sprit World!"

Myst said, "Of course."

Shadow fumed, "Then why didn't you say so? It's your book!"

Myst said, "I didn't feel like it."

"...Just open a portal."

"Kay."

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Yusuke and company were uh, somewhere in the Spirit World. Then a large boom alerted them to another presence.

"MYST YOU IDIOT YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO TAKE US TO A NICE SAFE GROUND!"

"I'm sorry I haven't been here much! It's not one of my worlds to look over you know!"

Yusuke screamed, "Oh no! It's the cat girl and her friend!"

"Well thank you captain obvious and welcome to the SS No S-"

"SHADOW!"

"What?"

"Watch your language! Gwad, even I'm not that sarcastic!"

"Yes, you are."

"Your point being?"

"Hey, remember THAT?"

"What?"

"You know THAT."

"Oh! THAT!"

The two girls sang in unison, "Crazy girls, crazy girls, what you gonna do when they come for you? Crazy girls, crazy girls, what you gonna do, what you gonna do when they come for you?"

The boys covered their ears and said, "For the sake of our minds, stop!"

Shadow regaining her sanity said, "Gomen ne, I had that urge."

"I always have the urge."

"Whatever. Anyway, have you guys seen a demon with a book anywhere?" The boys shook their heads hoping that they wouldn't have to help them.

"Ack, at this rate we'll never find that book. And this world will be destroyed," Myst wailed.

Kuwabara said, "You two must be librarians!"

Shadow hit him upside the head, "Baka, the day I become a librarian is the day that I hate RPGs."

"Why do you say that?" Kurama asked Myst ignoring the two.

Myst seeming to remember that she's supposed to glomp Kurama did so and squealed, "Kurama-chan!"

"Why does this happen every time?" Shadow asked the heavens.

"If you would please explain why the book's so important," Hiei said impatiently.

"He speaks!" Myst gaped in surprise.

"...Hn."

"I thought he was on mute. Stupid remote control!" Shadow said glaring at a remote that magically appeared in her hand.

"I think we changed personalities again," Myst said in a monotone voice.

"Ya think?"

"ENOUGH!" Yusuke hollered bringing a stop to the randomness. "Anyway, we need to help you people find that book to save the world so you guys can leave when you get it back."

"Aye-aye captain! Then lets find that book!" Myst said sarcastically doing a fake salute.

"...Why God? Why must these crazy girls always show up?"

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"Yusuke, make them go away! I'm too scared to do anything!" Kuwabara whined after being teased several times.

"What are you scared of two little girls?" Hiei taunted.

"If you were smart you would be scared too midget!"

While the two bickered Myst pouted, "Drat and I didn't bring any popcorn." Then as if on cue a rumbling emitted from the ground. And than something came up from the ground with Myst's book and it was...

"Great Scotland!"

"Actually, Myst I think it should be 'great Japan'."

...A pink bunny.

"He's so cuuuuuuuuuuuutttttttttttttttttttttttteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!" Myst squealed petting the bunny's head and going into chibi mode. On that note the little bunny whacked the mistress on the head with her own spell book! Rest in peace little bunny.

"THE BUNNY MUST DIE," Myst growled still in chibi mode with a demonic aura surrounding her.

Shadow realizing what her friend was about to do yelled to the boys; "Get to cover quick!" For once listing to her they hid behind a large and random rock formation that will only be mentioned once.

"BIG BANG!" yelled the chibi sized neko girl. A large boom greeted the group's ears. Gathering whatever courage they had left they left their hiding place to find the normal (If you can call her normal) Myst laughing insanely and clutching her book.

"Stop that evil laugh! You're already scarring them for life!" Shadow scolded while hitting her friend on the head with her frying pan of DOOM(TM)!

"Shadow, that hurt!"

"Well it would be pointless if it didn't! Just open a portal."

"Kay. Bye Kurama-chan! See you later!" Myst said glomping him one last time and then opening a portal to go home and jumping in after her friend.

"That felt ominous in the way that she said 'see you later'."

"Crazy rabid fangirls!"

"It's a conspiracy I tell ya!"

"...Hn."
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So how did you like it? Reviews would be appreciated. Flamers will be flamed back with no mercy thanks to our Armageddon chibis.

Chibi Myst: Sugar!

Chibi Shadow: Ome wo korsu flamer-bakas.

Uh, right. Anyway, the spirit detectives aren't rid of our little duo yet! Not by a long shot!

Yusuke: Why must you torture us so?!

Because it's fun no da. Anyway, please review and keep a lookout for the next chapter!