I don't own Fushigi Yuugi. It belongs to its respected owners.

Author's notes: Yay! Thank you for the reviews! I'm so happy! Eh... just exactly WHOM is Tasuki being "romantic" with? That... will be answered later I guess.

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As they were falling, Tasuki felt the chibi on his stomach creep up on his back. "Eeee!!! What the fuck!?"

"Da!" Chichiri held on. As a result, the chibi was unharmed because the redhead was a cushion for the fall.

The chibi crawled out of the cow costume and stretched. "We did it no da!!"

"I'm fucking ecstatic..." The half-vampire pouted, tending to his wounds (and not doing a good job).

"Let me help you no da."

"No fucking way!" The redhead backed up for his life. "Get away!"

"Stop being foolish no da. Come here." The blue haired man sighed and walked toward the retreating figure. "Ah! You're fast na no da! You'd be perfect no da!"

"Perfect...?" The redhead didn't like the sound of this.

"Come here now no da!"

"Nuh uh! Make me!"

"Stop fooling around! We only have one day no da!" The stubborn man didn't move. "Fine no da!" He took off his straw hat and started to dig around for something in it.

Tasuki glanced over at his "companion" and started to take interest in the stretched flesh along the man's neck. He was getting hungry again...

"You're really something, no da." The fox faced man complained as he pulled out a long staff from the tiny hat. "Da...? ... DAAAA!!!!!!!"

He barely dodged the full force of the redhead. "What are you doing no da!?" The crazed man attempted to pounce once more. "Stop wasting time!!" He yelled while the redhead pushed him down on the ground.

"Quit fucking struggling...!" The half-vampire pinned his victim down and leaned in to pierce the neck. He barely got his fangs close when the form started to turn chibi again. The wrists turned too small for him to hold down anymore.

"Da! Ecchi no da!" The tiny man yelled and started to beat down Tasuki with his staff.

"Ahh!!! Yamete!!!" The redhead screeched.

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30 minutes later...

"... found another one... that makes 20 friggin bumps on my head..." Tasuki complained. He turned to the blue haired man who seemed to be in deep thought. "Oi..." He prompted. "... Look... ah... um..." Great time to forget his name. "Er... I'm sorry. I mean, I didn't mean to... I ah... I wasn't going to..."

Meanwhile, the fox face stared blankly at the sky. He was wondering what kind of spell the fiery haired man had placed on him, while his slim fingers gently brushed against his neck. "I wonder if I'll turn into a frog in one week... or maybe he turned me into a cow no da... I don't remember what kind of spells they used on the neck na no da..."

"Oi! Are ya listenin'!?" Tasuki yelled and whacked the fox faced man on the back of the head. A tiny bump emerged from the short blue hair. "Look, I'm sorry, kay? Fuck, ya don't havta ignore me like that... eh... what was yer name again...?"

To his surprise, the man turned around and ambushed him with a dark-coloured blanket. The world around the fiery redhead (redundant) had gone black and his consciousness slowly slipped away.

To be continued...