Though Butch loves me so

I told him that if he

'Falls in love' again

He should tell me,

And we could break up

With each other.

Rather depressing, though.

It's almost certain to happen.

Now Ffion's making eyes at him too

Brave of her, since she's also got a

Guy. Dione's captured one too.

Memo: Find out whom and join forces w/

Them to stop two-timing.

***

This kind of follows my romantic situation, only it's all in my head. New feature: Story challenge. Write a story using the following points:

· Bubbles must dye her hair hot pink (or some other outrageous color)

· Blossom must strip to her underwear and kiss Sedusa full on the lips

· The Professor must have a baby with Femme Fatale

· Mojo must want to have Him's lovechild

· Buttercup must watch all this while rubbing Ms Bellum's boobs through the cloth

· Must be rated at least PG-13 (whaddya 'spect?)