THE HIGH SCHOOL REUNION

(Monica and Chandler in apartment, Rachel walks in.) Rachel- Hey Mon, did you get the letter for our high school reunion? Monica-Yeah, a few days ago. So are you going to go? Rachel- Ooh, I don't know-it would be fun to see everyone again. Monica-(quietly) Fun for you. Hey! You should come with me and Chandler. Rachel- Sure, Ok. I can do that. OPENING CREDITS (At the coffee house, Joey and Phoebe) Phoebe- So Joey, did you ever go to your reunion? Joey- No. I'm not crazy! Why Phoebe, why, would I, Joey, return to a place of learning? Phoebe- Right. (At the reunion, Monica, Chandler and Rachel mingling) Monica-Wow! I look so good! I hope they're all jealous! (A guy approaches Monica) Guy-Rachel? Rachel Green? Monica- No, Monica Geller. Rachel is over there (points). Guy-Wow, Monica Geller. (shakes head) You look really great. I can't believe how much weight you must have lost! Monica-Thank you! OH MY GOSH! You're Danny Smith! (Chandler pulls Monica away) Chandler-Oh my gosh!! Who's Danny Smith? Monica- Hello! Where have you been? Only the most popular guy in school! Danny-So, Monica, what do say we go out sometime? Monica-OK!! Chandler-Hi, I'm Chandler. Your HUSBAND!! Monica- Oh yeah. Danny, this is my husband, Chandler Bing. Danny-Hey Bing. You two want to come join our table? Monica- Um-YES! (Girl approaches Rachel) Girl- Oh my, it's Rachel Green. Rachel-Oh my, yes it is. Who are you? Girl-Rachel! It's me, Jackie Stewart! Rachel- Oh, how could I forget? Jackie- So how are things with Barry? Rachel- Well they aren't, really, I left him at the altar on our wedding day. Jackie- Oh, too bad. I hear he's really rich. I have to go now, someones calling me. Rachel- Jackie, no ones calling you (trails off) (Rachel dejectedly watches her leave) Danny- What have you been up to, Mon? Monica- Well, I'm a chef-a great chef- and I've been married for almost a year. (Rachel comes to the table) Rachel-Monica, some girl named Trudy just threw a carrot at me. Monica-Rachel, honey, you were mean to a lot of people. Rachel- That is really unfair of you Monica. Danny- Hey Rach. Long time, no see. You know, I cannot believe all of us weren't friends with Monica back in high school. Monica- I know!! Rachel- So Danny, you remember the time Mrs. Pinklesby caught us making out under the bleachers? Danny- Yeah..whatever. So Monica, how's Ross? (Rachel talking to old friend Bridget) Bridget- So Rachel, are you married? Any kids? Rachel- Actually, I have a daughter, Emma. Bridget- Oh wow, congratulations. You're married then? Rachel- Well no..not exactly. She's pretty much the result of a lot of wine. Bridget- I know what your talking about. So who's the father? Rachel- Ross Geller. You know Ross, right? Bridget- Sure. You had a..child..with the dinosaur guy? Rachel-(gulps) Uh-huh. (Central Perk, whole gang) Joey- How was the reunion? Monica- Great! Rachel- Horrible. Ross- You really had that bad of a time? I would love to go see all my classmates. Rachel- Yeah, that's because no one knows who you are. CLOSING CREDITS (Flashback-Monica's first day of school) Monica-Daddy, I don't like it here. Take me to McDonalds? Mr. Geller- But Harmonica, there isn't anything to read at McDonalds! Look at all the books here! Monica-I'll read the menu, Daddy.