DISCLAIMER: I don't own Pokemon, yadda, yadda, yadda.
The original song "Bullet with Butterfly Wings" is owned by Billy Corgan.
Note: I wrote this travesty of a parody in 2000, when I was all angsty, etc.
as well as being an über-Pokenerd. So forgive the overall horrificness of it.
However, it's really true to the original song.
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They act like they're vampires
Sent to drain
Take all your Pokes
And drive us all insane
So, what do they get
But plenty of pain
When they try to bag 'em
But get blown far away
Even though they know
They can't steal them, no
Just blast off and go
Annoy old OAAAK
Despite all their rage
They can't put my rat in a cage
Despite all their rage
They can't put my rat in a cage
They dream that they'll say
"Your Pikachu will never be saved!"
Hey, despite all their rage
They can't put my rat in a cage
James is despondent
Feel like abandoned Pokemo'
Then Meowth cries
"There's always next show!"
"What do you want?
Rocket-dan can't change
So, let's get going
And scream our motto today!"
But still they know
They won't catch 'em, no
They'll blast off and go
Annoy old OOOOAK
Despite all their rage
They can't put my rat in a cage
They'll beg and and they'll pray
Pikachu will appear someday
Despite all their rage
They can't put my rat in a cage
{Bridge}
Rocket-dan can't get 'em, no
Giovanni hates them so
At the end they'll blast off, oh
Got less money than the po'
Trying to steal is all they like to do
Despite all their rage
They can't put my rat in a cage
They really hope that their job can be saved
And they really hope that their job can be saved
They really hope that their job can be saved
Oh, they really hope that their job can be saaaved!
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Now, that was bad, ne? R+R this puppy. Let me know what you think of my early attempt at parody.
I promise you, my new stuff will be really good. Psychotically funny, even.
The original song "Bullet with Butterfly Wings" is owned by Billy Corgan.
Note: I wrote this travesty of a parody in 2000, when I was all angsty, etc.
as well as being an über-Pokenerd. So forgive the overall horrificness of it.
However, it's really true to the original song.
-------------------------------------------
They act like they're vampires
Sent to drain
Take all your Pokes
And drive us all insane
So, what do they get
But plenty of pain
When they try to bag 'em
But get blown far away
Even though they know
They can't steal them, no
Just blast off and go
Annoy old OAAAK
Despite all their rage
They can't put my rat in a cage
Despite all their rage
They can't put my rat in a cage
They dream that they'll say
"Your Pikachu will never be saved!"
Hey, despite all their rage
They can't put my rat in a cage
James is despondent
Feel like abandoned Pokemo'
Then Meowth cries
"There's always next show!"
"What do you want?
Rocket-dan can't change
So, let's get going
And scream our motto today!"
But still they know
They won't catch 'em, no
They'll blast off and go
Annoy old OOOOAK
Despite all their rage
They can't put my rat in a cage
They'll beg and and they'll pray
Pikachu will appear someday
Despite all their rage
They can't put my rat in a cage
{Bridge}
Rocket-dan can't get 'em, no
Giovanni hates them so
At the end they'll blast off, oh
Got less money than the po'
Trying to steal is all they like to do
Despite all their rage
They can't put my rat in a cage
They really hope that their job can be saved
And they really hope that their job can be saved
They really hope that their job can be saved
Oh, they really hope that their job can be saaaved!
------------------------------------------------------
Now, that was bad, ne? R+R this puppy. Let me know what you think of my early attempt at parody.
I promise you, my new stuff will be really good. Psychotically funny, even.
