A/N: Chapter 2 as promised, aren't you happy? Chapter Three already typed. Should be along soon.
Chapter 2: The Dream
Harry went to sleep with his stomach quite empty and himself quite hungry. Eventually though, he convinced himself to fall asleep. He was dreaming about lilac fields and daisies when his pleasant dream was interrupted.
"Are they all here?" Voldemort asked.
"Yes, Master," answered Wormtail.
"Good, Wormtail."
Voldemort broke into song now that all of his death eaters in black hoods with masks were assembled and waiting patiently.
[Voldemort:]
My Death Eaters, we are about to embark on the most odious,
the most evil, the most diabolical scheme of my illustrious career.
A crime to top all crimes, a crime that will live in infamy!
assorted cheers
[Voldemort:]
Next term, our beloved Headmaster celebrates his
45th year as Headmaster. And, with the enthusiastic help of our good friend
Mr Malfoy, it promises to be a night he will never forget.
His last night, and my first, as supreme ruler of all the wizarding world!
(Well, We'll be getting there)
From the brain that brought you new soon-to-be-illegal-curses
The head that made headlines in every Daily Prophet
And opened wondrous things like the Chamber of Secrets
That cunning display that left Godric's Hallow a wreck
Now comes the real tour de force
Tricky and wicked, of course
My earlier crimes were fine for their times
But now that I'm at it again
An even grimmer plot has been simmering
In my great criminal brain
[Death Eaters]
Even meaner? You mean it?
Worse than the widows and orphans you made?
You're the best of the worst around
Oh, Voldemort
Oh, Voldemort
The rest fall behind
To Voldemort
To Voldemort
The world's greatest criminal mind
[Voldemort:]
Thank you, Thank you. But it hasn't all been champagne and caviar.
I've had my share of adversity, thanks to that miserable under-age boy,
Basil of Baker Street. For years, that insufferable pipsqueak has interfered with my plans.
I haven't had a moment's peace of mind. But, all that's in the past!
This time, nothing, not even Basil, can stand in my way!
All will bow before me!
[Death Eaters]
Oh, Voldemort
Oh, Voldemort
You're tops and that's that
To Voldemort
To Voldemort
[Wormtail:]
To Voldemort, the world's greatest snake
[Voldemort:]
What was that? What did you call me?
[Death Eater 1:]
Oh, oh, he didn't mean it, Master.
[Death Eater 2:]
I-it was just a slip of the tongue.
[Voldemort:] I am NOT A SNAKE!
[Death Eater 3:]
'Course you're not. You're a wizard!
[Death Eater 4:]
Yeah, that's right. Right! A wizard..
[Death Eater 5:]
Yeah, a powerful wizard!
[Voldemort:]
SILENCE! Oh, my dear Wormtail,
I'm afraid that you've gone and upset me.
You know what happens when someone upsets me.
[Wormtail:]
Oh, Voldemort
Oh, Voldemort
You're the tops and that's that
(Oh dear.)
To Voldemort
To Voldemort
To Voldemort, the world's greatest –
[Voldemort:] Crucio!
Malfoy walks in late, but it's okay, he was excused. He is followed by his cronies
.
[Voldemort:]
Oh, Malfoy, my loyal Death Eater,
Did Master's little loyal one enjoy his murderous raid?
[Malfoy:] Yes.
[Voldemort:]
I trust there will be no further interruptions?
And now, as you were singing?
[Death Eaters]
Even louder
We'll shout it!
No one can doubt what we know you can do
You're more evil than even you
Oh, Voldemort
Oh, Voldemort
You're one of a kind
To Voldemort
To Voldemort
The world's greatest criminal mind
"For those of you too thick to have understand that put to a melody, or to those who were absent during the beginning, we are planning an invasion of Hogwarts." Several of the less intelligent Death Eaters nodded and a look of complete understanding (not something that happens often, I assure you) came over their face. "Mister Malfoy will be handing out the details. Dismissed"
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Harry woke up with his scar throbbing. He sat up with the intention of writing a letter to Dumbledore. Then he realised that he couldn't get to his quill, ink, parchment, and that his owl was at Ron's. Harry picked up a pen that he found and wrote down 'tell Dumbledore about dream' on his hand/'To Do List'
A/N: Okay, done with that. Phew. Please Review, we would like that.
Thanks to H.P. Slasher who reviewed! You are so kind. Here's another song for you.
