The Spring Break Bash
Summary: Hmm, a harmless Spring Break fun when the Tamers and Digidestines decides to go off to New Orleans, Louisiana. But what sort of cruel and twisted pranks and laughs are about to happen on this trip? Meant for Spring Break fun before you enjoy yours. ^_^
Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN DIGIMON!!! Okay, that thing is out of the way. Oh yeah, IT'S OWNED BY TOEI AND DISNEY!!! (Who knew they would be doing dubbing for Digimon now?)
Author's Note: Well here's another story to tickle people's funny bone. I promise that it'll all be done before the Spring Break ends (In my terms), which is when? Just a sec as I check my calendar. Okay it starts on the Sunday 9th of March and ends on Saturday the 15th of March for me. I wonder how long this'll take . . . 3 or 4 chapters? Or more? Oh well, I'll just see how it goes. ( Enjoy!
EPISODE ONE: Stupid Metal Detectors!!
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"Takato! Takato! Let me out! Let me out!" screamed out Guilmon from inside the large suitcase.
Takato punched the suitcase. "Guilmon! Quiet down before a security guard comes."
"Air! I need air! The light, it's fading . . ."
"Guilmon there is no light in that suitcase."
"Then what about this flashlight?"
"Never mind. Where are the others?"
Takato was standing at the airport waiting for the others to come quickly before their plane leaves. They were all going to go to America and have fun in the city of New Orleans for their Spring Break because Davis suggested of it. They really needed a good break and relaxation since their technical difficulties on the TV show with Toei. Takato could still remember hearing through the closed doors of Rika shouting at the board members of Toei of why they're cutting their budget salary. Now that was one side of her he wishes to never hear again.
"There you are goggle-brains! I've been looking for you all over!" Rika asked. "Where's the others?"
Speak of the devil, she's right here next to Takato.
"I'm still waiting for them," Takato answered. "Hey where's Renamon?"
"Well you can't really expect Renamon to be traveling on the airplane, right? So I suggested her to hide in this big suitcase," Rika replied. "You okay in there Renamon?"
"I feel like a compressed fox coat in here," Renamon answered.
"Well that means everything is good."
Finally Beelzemon, Calumon, Kazu, Kenta, Henry, Suzie, Jeri, and Ryo came running with their large suitcase behind them.
"Hey Jeri, where's Leomon?" Takato asked.
"Still in the hospital," Jeri replied. "It's been about 3 months since the last time he had to go to the hospital again for 5 months."
"Sheesh, Beelzemon, you really DID hurt him bad with the whole 'below-the- belt' accident during that shoot for episode 34," Takato said. "The director said above the belt, not below."
"Hey it was an accident!" Beelzemon shouted.
"Not since the last time you hit him," Calumon reminded. "Remember? You and Leomon got into that fight with each other and you kicked him right in the- "
"Okay, that was on purpose but only because it was self-defense!"
"They don't allow Digimon on airplanes; did you guys know that?" Kazu asked.
"Lucky for me since I look human enough at least and handsome, unlike some of us red, bread gulping, goofballs," Beelzemon said.
"I heard that Impmon," Guilmon stated.
"Why don't people ever know this but it's BEELZEMON!! B-E-E-L-Z-E-M-O-N!!! Beelzemon! NOT Impmon! Beelzemon!"
"Wow, he can spell!" Guilmon said sarcastically from the suitcase.
"And you can swallow bread without choking," Terriermon joked.
"Oh yeah, Beelzemon, I don't think humans do have tails," Kenta pointed out.
"Oh great. Anybody got duck tape so I can tape it around on to my leg?"
Kazu stayed silent a bit, but resumed back to talking. "Anyway, before I was interrupted . . . So I couldn't get Guardromon through here and he was too big to be put into a luggage case so I hatched a plan to get him to New Orleans with us but he'll have to take another airplane."
"Uh, what kind?" Takato wondered.
"Let just say it won't be as comfy as ours might be . . ." Kazu hinted.
Way over at the other sort of plane Guardromon was on, two UPS men carried a cargo labeled 'fragile'.
The two of them dropped it hard on to the conveyer belt.
"Hey, shouldn't we be careful with this?" one of the man asked. "It's labeled 'fragile'."
"You rookie; it's just there," the other guy answered. "It means nothing to us. Come on, we got more to send."
"And break."
In the cargo, Guardromon was rubbing his behind. "They could have took in consideration that there's a sign out there that says 'fragile'."
"Luckily Terriermon and Lopmon can fit as dolls," Henry implied. "Suzie, where's-"
"Look Henry! Meet TWO Princess Pwetty Pants!" Suzie announced, showing the two bunnies all dressed up in a baby bonnet, a tutu, and a pacifier in their mouth. "They're soooo cute!! You wanna hold Terriermon?"
"Not at the moment," the boy answered, not really wanting to hold something that may ruin his reputation.
"If she thinks about putting a diaper on me, I'm going to bite her," Terriermon growled to Lopmon.
"Don't do that," Lopmon said. "I wanted to do that."
"Well MarineAngemon can fit into my pocket," Kenta smirked.
MarineAngemon popped out from his left front pocket. "What did I tell you, MarineAngemon? Stay inside," Kenta informed again.
"But it's stuffie," the pixie answered. "And stinkie too."
"Ryo, how are you getting Cyberdramon on the airplane?" Henry asked.
"Take a look outside on the plane," Ryo said, jerking his thumb out the window.
Everybody looked outside the airport window at their plane to see a black figure with red wings welding metal strips on the right wing of the airplane with a welding gun. Cyberdramon noticed them and jerked a thumb up and gave a cheesy smile, indicating that it was going well, maybe. "He's trying to put the seat belts on for him."
Suddenly the announcement blared out and said, "Flight 72, Gate 5 to New Orleans, Louisiana is ready for departure."
"Great, the Digidestine kids haven't even gotten here yet," Takato sighed.
"Well they'll just have to catch the next airplane then," Rika stated as they ran to get on the airplane.
As Takato put his luggage with Guilmon on to the conveyer belt that leads it down to the storage compartment of the airplane, Rika did that also as it went down. Guilmon and Renamon did not enjoy the ride down.
"Ow! Ooh! Gah! Son of a-Oh! Jeez! Ow! Oof!" Guilmon said, as he stopped at the end. "Takato is going to owe me a LOT of peanut butter for this trip."
Next, the whole group had to go through the metal detector. Everybody passed through fine except Beelzemon. "Sir, do you have any metal objects with you?" the guard asked.
"Oops! Uh, yeah, I forgot . . ." the demon answered. He took off his watch and pulled out a pair of his keys to the Behemoth motorcycle and put it into the basket as he walked through the metal detector.
"BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!"
"Sir, you might want to remove those pistols on your back and leg," he said.
"But I-"
"Beelzemon, just remove them and walk through!" Takato shouted over from the sides. "Then we can hurry and go!"
He removed his pistols and walked through.
"BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!"
"Sir . . ."
"Alright, hold your horses." Beelzemon took off his belts, metal kneecaps, gloves, and boots as he tried walking through again.
"BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!"
"Argh! What the heck is wrong with this thing?!"
"Sir, I ask of you to take the jacket off," the guard suggested.
"Alright, alright . . ."
"BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!"
"ARGH!!"
"It's probably the zipper of your under shirt," Henry suggested.
"Sir, the shirt," said the guard.
"What?! You can't- Alright, alright . . . If any of you fangirls out there who likes good ol' Beelze, try not to faint here." Beelzemon took off his shirt and handed it to the guard as he tried walking again.
"BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!"
"That's it!! I'm gonna-"
"I think it's the pants," Rika thought. "I mean it does have all those zippers and metal coverings on it."
Beelzemon eyes widened. "WHAT?! You don't mean what I think you-!"
"Sir, the pants please?" the guard asked.
"Ohhh, you would like that, wouldn't you, eh?" Beelzemon said.
"Uh, I don't swing that way, sir."
"Sure you don't. All you guards are like that."
"Sir . . ."
"Fine! Fine! Okay, fangirls, don't hold your breath and start turning blue on me." Beelzemon took off his pants with only his pair of white boxers under them.
"Okay Beelzemon, you can walk through," Ryo said.
"Well finally . . ." Beelzemon walked through the metal detector and everything seems alright and perfectly quiet until . . .
"BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!"
"ARGH!!! WHAT THE #$&% IS WRONG WITH THIS THING?!" Beelzemon roared. "WHAT THE HELL DOES IT WANT?! I"VE ALREADY STRIPPED DOWN TO MY BOXERS THAT I'M ACTUALLY THINKING WE'RE PLAYING STRIP POKER HERE!!!"
Then a guard from the next metal detector comes up to the one here and said, "Marty, isn't this the busted metal detector since last Tuesday?"
Marty answered with wide eyes and a blank expression. "Oops."
Beelzemon overheard this. "Okay, that's it!!" Beelzemon took out his pistols from the tray and started going after Marty.
"I'm gonna blow the caps off your butt first and then your knees, and then your head!!"
"Security! Security! Help! We have a deranged traveler attacking an officer! Repeat, deranged traveler attacking an officer!!"
The whole group had sweat drops hanging the side of their head.
"Okay . . . You guys go on ahead while I just go and manage this out," Takato sighed.
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Hehehe, I may have already went overboard with the humor already. Well review and tell me how it's going so I could know. Next chapter should come soon. Let's say. Tomorrow! Promise and I cross my heart and hope to be run over by Beelzemon's Behemoth bike if I don't. :P
Summary: Hmm, a harmless Spring Break fun when the Tamers and Digidestines decides to go off to New Orleans, Louisiana. But what sort of cruel and twisted pranks and laughs are about to happen on this trip? Meant for Spring Break fun before you enjoy yours. ^_^
Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN DIGIMON!!! Okay, that thing is out of the way. Oh yeah, IT'S OWNED BY TOEI AND DISNEY!!! (Who knew they would be doing dubbing for Digimon now?)
Author's Note: Well here's another story to tickle people's funny bone. I promise that it'll all be done before the Spring Break ends (In my terms), which is when? Just a sec as I check my calendar. Okay it starts on the Sunday 9th of March and ends on Saturday the 15th of March for me. I wonder how long this'll take . . . 3 or 4 chapters? Or more? Oh well, I'll just see how it goes. ( Enjoy!
EPISODE ONE: Stupid Metal Detectors!!
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
"Takato! Takato! Let me out! Let me out!" screamed out Guilmon from inside the large suitcase.
Takato punched the suitcase. "Guilmon! Quiet down before a security guard comes."
"Air! I need air! The light, it's fading . . ."
"Guilmon there is no light in that suitcase."
"Then what about this flashlight?"
"Never mind. Where are the others?"
Takato was standing at the airport waiting for the others to come quickly before their plane leaves. They were all going to go to America and have fun in the city of New Orleans for their Spring Break because Davis suggested of it. They really needed a good break and relaxation since their technical difficulties on the TV show with Toei. Takato could still remember hearing through the closed doors of Rika shouting at the board members of Toei of why they're cutting their budget salary. Now that was one side of her he wishes to never hear again.
"There you are goggle-brains! I've been looking for you all over!" Rika asked. "Where's the others?"
Speak of the devil, she's right here next to Takato.
"I'm still waiting for them," Takato answered. "Hey where's Renamon?"
"Well you can't really expect Renamon to be traveling on the airplane, right? So I suggested her to hide in this big suitcase," Rika replied. "You okay in there Renamon?"
"I feel like a compressed fox coat in here," Renamon answered.
"Well that means everything is good."
Finally Beelzemon, Calumon, Kazu, Kenta, Henry, Suzie, Jeri, and Ryo came running with their large suitcase behind them.
"Hey Jeri, where's Leomon?" Takato asked.
"Still in the hospital," Jeri replied. "It's been about 3 months since the last time he had to go to the hospital again for 5 months."
"Sheesh, Beelzemon, you really DID hurt him bad with the whole 'below-the- belt' accident during that shoot for episode 34," Takato said. "The director said above the belt, not below."
"Hey it was an accident!" Beelzemon shouted.
"Not since the last time you hit him," Calumon reminded. "Remember? You and Leomon got into that fight with each other and you kicked him right in the- "
"Okay, that was on purpose but only because it was self-defense!"
"They don't allow Digimon on airplanes; did you guys know that?" Kazu asked.
"Lucky for me since I look human enough at least and handsome, unlike some of us red, bread gulping, goofballs," Beelzemon said.
"I heard that Impmon," Guilmon stated.
"Why don't people ever know this but it's BEELZEMON!! B-E-E-L-Z-E-M-O-N!!! Beelzemon! NOT Impmon! Beelzemon!"
"Wow, he can spell!" Guilmon said sarcastically from the suitcase.
"And you can swallow bread without choking," Terriermon joked.
"Oh yeah, Beelzemon, I don't think humans do have tails," Kenta pointed out.
"Oh great. Anybody got duck tape so I can tape it around on to my leg?"
Kazu stayed silent a bit, but resumed back to talking. "Anyway, before I was interrupted . . . So I couldn't get Guardromon through here and he was too big to be put into a luggage case so I hatched a plan to get him to New Orleans with us but he'll have to take another airplane."
"Uh, what kind?" Takato wondered.
"Let just say it won't be as comfy as ours might be . . ." Kazu hinted.
Way over at the other sort of plane Guardromon was on, two UPS men carried a cargo labeled 'fragile'.
The two of them dropped it hard on to the conveyer belt.
"Hey, shouldn't we be careful with this?" one of the man asked. "It's labeled 'fragile'."
"You rookie; it's just there," the other guy answered. "It means nothing to us. Come on, we got more to send."
"And break."
In the cargo, Guardromon was rubbing his behind. "They could have took in consideration that there's a sign out there that says 'fragile'."
"Luckily Terriermon and Lopmon can fit as dolls," Henry implied. "Suzie, where's-"
"Look Henry! Meet TWO Princess Pwetty Pants!" Suzie announced, showing the two bunnies all dressed up in a baby bonnet, a tutu, and a pacifier in their mouth. "They're soooo cute!! You wanna hold Terriermon?"
"Not at the moment," the boy answered, not really wanting to hold something that may ruin his reputation.
"If she thinks about putting a diaper on me, I'm going to bite her," Terriermon growled to Lopmon.
"Don't do that," Lopmon said. "I wanted to do that."
"Well MarineAngemon can fit into my pocket," Kenta smirked.
MarineAngemon popped out from his left front pocket. "What did I tell you, MarineAngemon? Stay inside," Kenta informed again.
"But it's stuffie," the pixie answered. "And stinkie too."
"Ryo, how are you getting Cyberdramon on the airplane?" Henry asked.
"Take a look outside on the plane," Ryo said, jerking his thumb out the window.
Everybody looked outside the airport window at their plane to see a black figure with red wings welding metal strips on the right wing of the airplane with a welding gun. Cyberdramon noticed them and jerked a thumb up and gave a cheesy smile, indicating that it was going well, maybe. "He's trying to put the seat belts on for him."
Suddenly the announcement blared out and said, "Flight 72, Gate 5 to New Orleans, Louisiana is ready for departure."
"Great, the Digidestine kids haven't even gotten here yet," Takato sighed.
"Well they'll just have to catch the next airplane then," Rika stated as they ran to get on the airplane.
As Takato put his luggage with Guilmon on to the conveyer belt that leads it down to the storage compartment of the airplane, Rika did that also as it went down. Guilmon and Renamon did not enjoy the ride down.
"Ow! Ooh! Gah! Son of a-Oh! Jeez! Ow! Oof!" Guilmon said, as he stopped at the end. "Takato is going to owe me a LOT of peanut butter for this trip."
Next, the whole group had to go through the metal detector. Everybody passed through fine except Beelzemon. "Sir, do you have any metal objects with you?" the guard asked.
"Oops! Uh, yeah, I forgot . . ." the demon answered. He took off his watch and pulled out a pair of his keys to the Behemoth motorcycle and put it into the basket as he walked through the metal detector.
"BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!"
"Sir, you might want to remove those pistols on your back and leg," he said.
"But I-"
"Beelzemon, just remove them and walk through!" Takato shouted over from the sides. "Then we can hurry and go!"
He removed his pistols and walked through.
"BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!"
"Sir . . ."
"Alright, hold your horses." Beelzemon took off his belts, metal kneecaps, gloves, and boots as he tried walking through again.
"BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!"
"Argh! What the heck is wrong with this thing?!"
"Sir, I ask of you to take the jacket off," the guard suggested.
"Alright, alright . . ."
"BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!"
"ARGH!!"
"It's probably the zipper of your under shirt," Henry suggested.
"Sir, the shirt," said the guard.
"What?! You can't- Alright, alright . . . If any of you fangirls out there who likes good ol' Beelze, try not to faint here." Beelzemon took off his shirt and handed it to the guard as he tried walking again.
"BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!"
"That's it!! I'm gonna-"
"I think it's the pants," Rika thought. "I mean it does have all those zippers and metal coverings on it."
Beelzemon eyes widened. "WHAT?! You don't mean what I think you-!"
"Sir, the pants please?" the guard asked.
"Ohhh, you would like that, wouldn't you, eh?" Beelzemon said.
"Uh, I don't swing that way, sir."
"Sure you don't. All you guards are like that."
"Sir . . ."
"Fine! Fine! Okay, fangirls, don't hold your breath and start turning blue on me." Beelzemon took off his pants with only his pair of white boxers under them.
"Okay Beelzemon, you can walk through," Ryo said.
"Well finally . . ." Beelzemon walked through the metal detector and everything seems alright and perfectly quiet until . . .
"BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!"
"ARGH!!! WHAT THE #$&% IS WRONG WITH THIS THING?!" Beelzemon roared. "WHAT THE HELL DOES IT WANT?! I"VE ALREADY STRIPPED DOWN TO MY BOXERS THAT I'M ACTUALLY THINKING WE'RE PLAYING STRIP POKER HERE!!!"
Then a guard from the next metal detector comes up to the one here and said, "Marty, isn't this the busted metal detector since last Tuesday?"
Marty answered with wide eyes and a blank expression. "Oops."
Beelzemon overheard this. "Okay, that's it!!" Beelzemon took out his pistols from the tray and started going after Marty.
"I'm gonna blow the caps off your butt first and then your knees, and then your head!!"
"Security! Security! Help! We have a deranged traveler attacking an officer! Repeat, deranged traveler attacking an officer!!"
The whole group had sweat drops hanging the side of their head.
"Okay . . . You guys go on ahead while I just go and manage this out," Takato sighed.
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Hehehe, I may have already went overboard with the humor already. Well review and tell me how it's going so I could know. Next chapter should come soon. Let's say. Tomorrow! Promise and I cross my heart and hope to be run over by Beelzemon's Behemoth bike if I don't. :P
