The Spring Break Bash
Summary: Hmm, a harmless Spring Break fun when the Tamers and Digidestines decides to go off to New Orleans, Louisiana. But what sort of cruel and twisted pranks and laughs are about to happen on this trip? Meant for Spring Break fun before you enjoy yours. ^_^
Disclaimer: Go back to chapter one or two to read the thing about Toei and Disney owns Digimon, not me.
Author's Note: It just keeps going and going and going till the end. Whenever that is. Okay, continue reading ^_^
EPISODE THREE: Problem Solved, But Here Comes Another
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Everyone was now quiet and asleep, except Beelzemon cause he couldn't go to sleep with the old lady chatting and yapping away. Beelzemon wished he was in Digi-limbo at least so maybe he wouldn't have to hear her so much. 'At least my ears can rest . . .' Besides that, Cody couldn't sleep either cause he was afraid of the Gremlin sitting right outside his window.
Cody had his window blinds pulled down. He noticed that everything was quiet and the Gremlin hadn't knocked on his window that often anymore. Cody then decided to see what the monster was up to as he pulled the blinds up.
The Gremlin had sat there in front of that window and had a big smile with his yellow and crooked teeth showing. "Peek-a-boo, I see you . . . BAAAHHHH!!"
"Eeeeeeeeeeeeckk!!" Cody jumped out of his seat and on to Armadillomon.
"RRRRRRRRROOOOOUUUUUUCCCHHHHHHHHH!!"
Armadillomon's wail woke up the whole plane and even the pilots, who weren't suppose to be taking a nap at the moment.
"Oops, I fell asleep," one of the pilots said. "Say are we still on the right trail?"
"No you moron! We're heading right to Hawaii!" shouted the other pilot. "Turn! Turn! Turn!"
"Which way?"
"Gawd, you freakin' moron!" the other pilot pulled the steering handle and was back on course.
"*yawn* That was a nice nap . . . Davis, did you get enough sleep?" Veemon asked his partner.
"No."
"Why not?"
Davis jerked a thumb to the back to indicate that the kid was still kicking his seat.
"Oh."
Thump. Thump. Thump. The seat kept being kicked by the boy in the back and Davis hadn't had a decent flight enough to relax for a sec cause of him. And finally-
"That's it! You're going down!"
Davis turned around in his seat and was about to grip his fingers around the boy's neck when-
"DAVIS!!"
"WHAP!"
Davis retreated back into his seat with a red mark across the forehead. "Ow . . ."
"What the matter?" Veemon asked.
"I thought she was on my side . . ."
Kari saw that Davis was about to grip his fingers around the boy's neck so Kari rolled up her Times magazine and swatted Davis across the head with it.
"Is it safe yet?" Lopmon asked.
"No, just wait . . ." Terriermon replied.
Suzie was wondering around through the plane wondering where the two bunnies were. Apparently, while she was taking her nap, the bunnies ran off and disappeared.
"Terriermon! Lopmon! Where are you?" she said.
Henry saw her sister was way up there close to where Beelzemon was sitting at and blew a big sigh of relief. He got out of his seat and opened the storage compartment above his head for the personal luggage and saw the two bunnies in there. "It's safe."
"Good, can you order two carrot cakes for us? It's going to be a long trip and long time before we can come out of here," Terriermon asked. "Please?"
Across from them, Calumon and MarineAngemon saw that Henry was going to go ask for some carrot cakes for the two Digimon.
"Why do they get something and we don't?" Calumon moaned.
The pixie just answered with a shrug. "I dunno."
Davis was just sitting there in his seat and with folded arms, trying to take the kicking from the child in the back of him. "I can't take it any longer . . ."
"Poor, Davis. If that boy behind you was a Digimon, I'd jump and attacked him," Veemon said.
"Even if it was a Numemon?"
"Well, I'd probably get sludge over me but, I'll take that risk."
"What about MaloMyothismon?"
Veemon had that blank look in his eyes and gave a small crooked grin with a sweat drop behind his head. "Uh, let me warm up at least. Too bad MaloMyothismon isn't the size of a mouse."
He then had a brilliant idea to stop the boy from kicking his chair. He pulled out from his backpack a mechanical toy mouse. It seems real and that's how he likes it. Davis turned the thing on and let it crawl on the ground. Gatomon heard a squeak and looked at the ground to see the mouse.
"MOUSE!!"
Gatomon ran after the mouse.
Kari got out her seat. "Gatomon! Come back here before they make me put you into a cage!"
With Kari gone, Davis smiled evilly as he turned around to the boy. "I'm going to make your life a living hell now."
The boy was now cringing in fear at Davis' menacing looking in his eyes.
Davis now sat peacefully and was now quiet. Kari had returned and now Gatomon was put into a cage. At least she had her mouse, but then she realized it was a fake so she was grumpy about it.
"Davis, where's that boy?" Kari asked.
"What boy? Oh that boy, yeah, he went to the restroom," Davis answered.
"Oh, okay," Kari said. "It seemed quiet. Did you two settle down your business?"
"Absolutely," Davis smiled.
Above him in the storage compartment, the boy was stuffed into there and was yelling kicking to get out. "Help! Get me out of here! Mommy!!"
"No one can here you now, kid."
Veemon just shook his head at his partner and sighed. "So sad. At least he didn't choke him. Although, is that boy going to suffocate up there?"
"I think they have a oxygen mask up there for him just in case this ever happened."
A flight attendant in the far corner saw this whole thing. "Tch, this is the fifth time this week someone did that."
"That's why we installed the oxygen masks up there for safety and emergency," said another one.
"So I said, 'Young man, you better get your act together or else' and then he said 'Or else what?' Why in my days, you never talk back to your elders. And if you do, you're asking for a double helping of whoop ass!" the old lady continued on and on.
Beelzemon was clawing at his face, feeling the need to gouge his eyes out because he couldn't take it anymore! He would even be happy to know that the plane was going to crash in the ocean than hear this.
The flight attendants were then walking around passing complimentary peanuts to everyone and Beelzemon noticed that a bag of it was thrown on to his table. "Huh?"
He picked it up and shred the bag opened and placed on his table as he picked up one by one and ate it. 'Maybe eating this will at least stop me from choking the crone out of her misery . . .'
He then had a brilliant idea. 'Wait a minute . . . choking the crone out of misery . . .'
He looked down at the peanuts and to the fold down table of hers in front. There was her bottle of medicine in front at an angle he thinks he can actually make it with a flick.
'Hehe, this oughta be fun . . . Wait a minute, what am I think?! I can't do this to a helpless old lady. I'm not like that anymore, but . . .'
"So your generation is all about pot and weed! Now in my days, we don't use that. Instead we smoke good ol' tobacco and cigars! Now that's what we smoked. Hmm, and another thing why I don't like your kind is because of your attitude toward elders again. If I was you, I'd respect my elders and helped them across the street when in need but you, oh, yes you! You're generation with its rock 'n roll, always so loud and . . ."
Beelzemon then had it. "That's it, I'm shooting it!"
Beelzemon positioned the peanut and with a single finger, he flicked the peanut right off the table, off the bottle of medicine, and right into her . . .
"-noisy, that someday I just wanted to go up to your kind and say 'Turn off you damn awful music you son of a-ACK!! Gah, ack, ugh, ack!"
Beelzemon smiled. "Bull's eye, baby! Right in the corner pocket!"
The peanut had bounced off her medicine and went straight into her big mouth as she started gagging and wheezing so much that it seems she was gonna die and choke. At least she can't talk anymore.
'Okay, maybe this wasn't such a good idea . . .' Somehow his good side, if he does have one, told him to help her out but since he didn't know the maneuver to prevent from being choked on something, he did what his instincts told him to do. He slapped the old crone in the back and the peanut went flying right out her mouth, bounced off the seat in front of her and to the back as it landed into Patamon's snoring mouth, and he stated gagging too. -_-;;; Good grief . . .
The old lady had passed out from that experience and looked dead, with her arms hanging limp. Beelzemon pulled the old lady up and let her lie against his shoulders. One of the flight attendants passed by and saw this.
"Oh, she looks so quiet and peaceful," the flight attendant said.
"Yeah, I kind of have that charm and luck on the ladies," he said, with a grin.
"Would you like anything else?"
Beelzemon thought for a quick sec. "More peanuts, please?"
Then the pilot's voice was heard on the announcement. "Would all passengers pull up their seats to the correct position and close up their tables please? We're about to land in New Orleans, Louisiana, United States."
Up in first class, Renamon heard this and snapped her fingers. "Darn, it's over. Better go back into the luggage."
The plane landed and everyone got off. They all had really bad jetlag, turbulance, and airline food, but they were all okay. :)
Finally the name that plagued Yolei's head about what the American event was that happens every Spring Break is . . .
"Oh man, am I glad to be somewhere far, far, far away from those Toei people! Always telling us what to do and stuff, well now I'm in charge of myself! Time for relaxation and no one to bother my sleeping time," Davis said.
"You came all the way from Japan to her just for a nap?" Veemon asked.
"Oh I got it now! Its called Madi Gras!" Yolei remembered. "The time when they party 24/7!! All day and night!!"
I guess Davis won't be able to get a good night rest here. ^_^;;;
Well this chapter is about to end but what about Guilmon? We haven't heard from him the whole time.
In the luggage at the storage compartment of the plane, Guilmon was still in it. He was mumbling this the whole entire time of the plane trip. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?" -_-;;; Dinosaurs have very little brains . . .
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Okay, this chapter is short but like I said, I'm going to be busy so I couldn't really get it but don't worry, the story will finish up before this weeks is over. Promise. ^_^
Summary: Hmm, a harmless Spring Break fun when the Tamers and Digidestines decides to go off to New Orleans, Louisiana. But what sort of cruel and twisted pranks and laughs are about to happen on this trip? Meant for Spring Break fun before you enjoy yours. ^_^
Disclaimer: Go back to chapter one or two to read the thing about Toei and Disney owns Digimon, not me.
Author's Note: It just keeps going and going and going till the end. Whenever that is. Okay, continue reading ^_^
EPISODE THREE: Problem Solved, But Here Comes Another
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Everyone was now quiet and asleep, except Beelzemon cause he couldn't go to sleep with the old lady chatting and yapping away. Beelzemon wished he was in Digi-limbo at least so maybe he wouldn't have to hear her so much. 'At least my ears can rest . . .' Besides that, Cody couldn't sleep either cause he was afraid of the Gremlin sitting right outside his window.
Cody had his window blinds pulled down. He noticed that everything was quiet and the Gremlin hadn't knocked on his window that often anymore. Cody then decided to see what the monster was up to as he pulled the blinds up.
The Gremlin had sat there in front of that window and had a big smile with his yellow and crooked teeth showing. "Peek-a-boo, I see you . . . BAAAHHHH!!"
"Eeeeeeeeeeeeckk!!" Cody jumped out of his seat and on to Armadillomon.
"RRRRRRRRROOOOOUUUUUUCCCHHHHHHHHH!!"
Armadillomon's wail woke up the whole plane and even the pilots, who weren't suppose to be taking a nap at the moment.
"Oops, I fell asleep," one of the pilots said. "Say are we still on the right trail?"
"No you moron! We're heading right to Hawaii!" shouted the other pilot. "Turn! Turn! Turn!"
"Which way?"
"Gawd, you freakin' moron!" the other pilot pulled the steering handle and was back on course.
"*yawn* That was a nice nap . . . Davis, did you get enough sleep?" Veemon asked his partner.
"No."
"Why not?"
Davis jerked a thumb to the back to indicate that the kid was still kicking his seat.
"Oh."
Thump. Thump. Thump. The seat kept being kicked by the boy in the back and Davis hadn't had a decent flight enough to relax for a sec cause of him. And finally-
"That's it! You're going down!"
Davis turned around in his seat and was about to grip his fingers around the boy's neck when-
"DAVIS!!"
"WHAP!"
Davis retreated back into his seat with a red mark across the forehead. "Ow . . ."
"What the matter?" Veemon asked.
"I thought she was on my side . . ."
Kari saw that Davis was about to grip his fingers around the boy's neck so Kari rolled up her Times magazine and swatted Davis across the head with it.
"Is it safe yet?" Lopmon asked.
"No, just wait . . ." Terriermon replied.
Suzie was wondering around through the plane wondering where the two bunnies were. Apparently, while she was taking her nap, the bunnies ran off and disappeared.
"Terriermon! Lopmon! Where are you?" she said.
Henry saw her sister was way up there close to where Beelzemon was sitting at and blew a big sigh of relief. He got out of his seat and opened the storage compartment above his head for the personal luggage and saw the two bunnies in there. "It's safe."
"Good, can you order two carrot cakes for us? It's going to be a long trip and long time before we can come out of here," Terriermon asked. "Please?"
Across from them, Calumon and MarineAngemon saw that Henry was going to go ask for some carrot cakes for the two Digimon.
"Why do they get something and we don't?" Calumon moaned.
The pixie just answered with a shrug. "I dunno."
Davis was just sitting there in his seat and with folded arms, trying to take the kicking from the child in the back of him. "I can't take it any longer . . ."
"Poor, Davis. If that boy behind you was a Digimon, I'd jump and attacked him," Veemon said.
"Even if it was a Numemon?"
"Well, I'd probably get sludge over me but, I'll take that risk."
"What about MaloMyothismon?"
Veemon had that blank look in his eyes and gave a small crooked grin with a sweat drop behind his head. "Uh, let me warm up at least. Too bad MaloMyothismon isn't the size of a mouse."
He then had a brilliant idea to stop the boy from kicking his chair. He pulled out from his backpack a mechanical toy mouse. It seems real and that's how he likes it. Davis turned the thing on and let it crawl on the ground. Gatomon heard a squeak and looked at the ground to see the mouse.
"MOUSE!!"
Gatomon ran after the mouse.
Kari got out her seat. "Gatomon! Come back here before they make me put you into a cage!"
With Kari gone, Davis smiled evilly as he turned around to the boy. "I'm going to make your life a living hell now."
The boy was now cringing in fear at Davis' menacing looking in his eyes.
Davis now sat peacefully and was now quiet. Kari had returned and now Gatomon was put into a cage. At least she had her mouse, but then she realized it was a fake so she was grumpy about it.
"Davis, where's that boy?" Kari asked.
"What boy? Oh that boy, yeah, he went to the restroom," Davis answered.
"Oh, okay," Kari said. "It seemed quiet. Did you two settle down your business?"
"Absolutely," Davis smiled.
Above him in the storage compartment, the boy was stuffed into there and was yelling kicking to get out. "Help! Get me out of here! Mommy!!"
"No one can here you now, kid."
Veemon just shook his head at his partner and sighed. "So sad. At least he didn't choke him. Although, is that boy going to suffocate up there?"
"I think they have a oxygen mask up there for him just in case this ever happened."
A flight attendant in the far corner saw this whole thing. "Tch, this is the fifth time this week someone did that."
"That's why we installed the oxygen masks up there for safety and emergency," said another one.
"So I said, 'Young man, you better get your act together or else' and then he said 'Or else what?' Why in my days, you never talk back to your elders. And if you do, you're asking for a double helping of whoop ass!" the old lady continued on and on.
Beelzemon was clawing at his face, feeling the need to gouge his eyes out because he couldn't take it anymore! He would even be happy to know that the plane was going to crash in the ocean than hear this.
The flight attendants were then walking around passing complimentary peanuts to everyone and Beelzemon noticed that a bag of it was thrown on to his table. "Huh?"
He picked it up and shred the bag opened and placed on his table as he picked up one by one and ate it. 'Maybe eating this will at least stop me from choking the crone out of her misery . . .'
He then had a brilliant idea. 'Wait a minute . . . choking the crone out of misery . . .'
He looked down at the peanuts and to the fold down table of hers in front. There was her bottle of medicine in front at an angle he thinks he can actually make it with a flick.
'Hehe, this oughta be fun . . . Wait a minute, what am I think?! I can't do this to a helpless old lady. I'm not like that anymore, but . . .'
"So your generation is all about pot and weed! Now in my days, we don't use that. Instead we smoke good ol' tobacco and cigars! Now that's what we smoked. Hmm, and another thing why I don't like your kind is because of your attitude toward elders again. If I was you, I'd respect my elders and helped them across the street when in need but you, oh, yes you! You're generation with its rock 'n roll, always so loud and . . ."
Beelzemon then had it. "That's it, I'm shooting it!"
Beelzemon positioned the peanut and with a single finger, he flicked the peanut right off the table, off the bottle of medicine, and right into her . . .
"-noisy, that someday I just wanted to go up to your kind and say 'Turn off you damn awful music you son of a-ACK!! Gah, ack, ugh, ack!"
Beelzemon smiled. "Bull's eye, baby! Right in the corner pocket!"
The peanut had bounced off her medicine and went straight into her big mouth as she started gagging and wheezing so much that it seems she was gonna die and choke. At least she can't talk anymore.
'Okay, maybe this wasn't such a good idea . . .' Somehow his good side, if he does have one, told him to help her out but since he didn't know the maneuver to prevent from being choked on something, he did what his instincts told him to do. He slapped the old crone in the back and the peanut went flying right out her mouth, bounced off the seat in front of her and to the back as it landed into Patamon's snoring mouth, and he stated gagging too. -_-;;; Good grief . . .
The old lady had passed out from that experience and looked dead, with her arms hanging limp. Beelzemon pulled the old lady up and let her lie against his shoulders. One of the flight attendants passed by and saw this.
"Oh, she looks so quiet and peaceful," the flight attendant said.
"Yeah, I kind of have that charm and luck on the ladies," he said, with a grin.
"Would you like anything else?"
Beelzemon thought for a quick sec. "More peanuts, please?"
Then the pilot's voice was heard on the announcement. "Would all passengers pull up their seats to the correct position and close up their tables please? We're about to land in New Orleans, Louisiana, United States."
Up in first class, Renamon heard this and snapped her fingers. "Darn, it's over. Better go back into the luggage."
The plane landed and everyone got off. They all had really bad jetlag, turbulance, and airline food, but they were all okay. :)
Finally the name that plagued Yolei's head about what the American event was that happens every Spring Break is . . .
"Oh man, am I glad to be somewhere far, far, far away from those Toei people! Always telling us what to do and stuff, well now I'm in charge of myself! Time for relaxation and no one to bother my sleeping time," Davis said.
"You came all the way from Japan to her just for a nap?" Veemon asked.
"Oh I got it now! Its called Madi Gras!" Yolei remembered. "The time when they party 24/7!! All day and night!!"
I guess Davis won't be able to get a good night rest here. ^_^;;;
Well this chapter is about to end but what about Guilmon? We haven't heard from him the whole time.
In the luggage at the storage compartment of the plane, Guilmon was still in it. He was mumbling this the whole entire time of the plane trip. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?" -_-;;; Dinosaurs have very little brains . . .
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Okay, this chapter is short but like I said, I'm going to be busy so I couldn't really get it but don't worry, the story will finish up before this weeks is over. Promise. ^_^
