The Spring Break Bash
Summary: Hmm, a harmless Spring Break fun when the Tamers and Digidestines decides to go off to New Orleans, Louisiana. But what sort of cruel and twisted pranks and laughs are about to happen on this trip? Meant for Spring Break fun before you enjoy yours. ^_^
Disclaimer: Go back to chapter one or two to read the thing about Toei and Disney owning Digimon, not me. If only Digimon was owned by us kids . . . Okay that's not such a good idea because a kid like me would probably fill it with too many humor.
Author's Note: Thanks for the reviews, people. Yes that Beelzemon part with the old lady, I got it off from Daredevil. Hehe, I guess I should give credit to that movie since that's where I got that small idea from . . .
I hope to see more because it really encourages me to write more. ^_^ Don't worry, Guilmon will do some 'constructive-and-destructive' things in the story soon . . . You just gotta love that red dinosaur, unlike the purple dinosaur we all grew up with on the public broadcasting channel. *shivers* Creepy, he even had his own Broadway show one night I think.
Sorry if there was any misspells last time on that chapter and this chapter but I was busy and fast on it. I had to go see that relative and I woke up pretty early to do it. Funny, yeah . . . I really need to think of better episode titles too. Hehe . . .
EPISODE FOUR: The Gator Story
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"Come on guys! We gotta get our luggage!" Takato shouted over.
They had to pass through the metal detectors again for safety precautions. Beelzemon didn't like this at all. "Not again . . ."
"Sir, step through, please?" the guard said.
This time Beelzemon just did a really hard and smashing kick to the metal detector as it bent and fell over. Beelzemon then just walked over it. "Okay, I'm done."
Ryo went down to a door that opened to where the airplanes were outside and Cyberdramon busted in. "So how was the flight here, Cyberdramon?"
"Terrible!" Cyberdramon answered. "But on the bright side I met Superman."
"Riiight, must be the altitude and loss of oxygen going to your brain."
Everybody got their luggage and got out of the airport. They got on a bus and were all headed to a hotel right now. As they reached the hotel, Beelzemon was the one who went up to the hotelkeeper.
"Okay, let see . . . 1, 2, 3, 4, hey can you guys keep still stop running?! I'm trying to count how many of you guys are!" Beelzemon shouted. "Okay, make it 14 rooms please."
"Alright, 14 rooms then," said the hotelkeeper. "Here are your keys and enjoy your stay."
"Thanks, bub," Beelzemon said, handing out everyone their keys.
Everyone was now in their own room and started unpacking. Takato opened the suitcase with Guilmon in it as the red dinosaur popped out gagging for air. "Air! Freedom! I'm free!! Oooh, I got jetlag. Really bad."
"Okay Guilmon, that's enough from you," Takato told him. "Here, you'll probably enjoy watching the TV here."
Takato turned the TV on and Guilmon jumped from the bed and was now sitting in front of the TV.
"The American Gators of the Louisiana swamps are seen among every year by tourists. They can hide well in the shallow and deep and can eat anything ranging from chickens to large cows," said the TV narrator.
"Takato, I'm hungry. Can I have a chicken or cow?" Guilmon asked.
". . . I'll just asked peanut butter for you."
Rika unpacked to see Renamon was still in there. "Renamon. How was your trip."
"Pleasant, thank you." Renamon answered as she stretched from being cramped in there. "Guilmon may have lasted in there well but I sure didn't. "I'm going to go freshen up."
She went to the bathroom to go wash up while Rika unpacked. She then found something in the luggage. "Why is there a martini glass in here?"
Renamon heard that. "Oops. I forgot to throw that away before I left first class."
Kazu waited and waited in his room until a knock came to his room. "Package delivery."
Kazu went to the door and opened it. "A package to Kazu Shiota from the UPS."
"That would be me!" Kazu said.
"Sign here."
Kazu signed it and the UPS man started pushing the large cargo into Kazu's room.
"Have a nice day."
"You too."
Kazu closed the door and opened the cargo. "Guardromon! You okay, bud? How was the flight to here?"
Guardromon was in all dents and bumps from being handled so 'carefully'. "They could have took in consideration that outside on the box it said fragile."
Everybody finished unpacking and went downstairs to gather and meet. They decided to do something fun around in New Orleans till night comes with the Madi Gras party. Everyone was downstairs except two Digimon . . . Guess who?
"Where's Terriermon and Lopmon?" Takato asked Henry.
"Dunno. After I unpacked and turned around, they both disappeared on me," Henry replied. "It's like they vanished or something."
"Was Suzie playing Princess Pwetty Pants on them?"
"*sigh* I think that's why."
"Terriermon! Lopmon! Time for your bubble bath!" Suzie called out.
"Okay, so where does everybody wants to go?" Davis asked. "I'm going to go gator watching."
T.K. wrapped his arm around Kari. "We can go to a nice restaurant."
"That be nice," Kari replied.
Davis then changed his mind. "I wanna go to the restaurant!"
"Sorry, Davis, couples only," T.K. grinned.
"Argh!"
"I wanna go too, Ken!" Yolei shouted.
"Okay, okay, a nice fancy restaurant," Ken said.
"Can we come?" Wormmon asked his partner.
"Sorry buddy, but Digimon aren't allowed."
"Phooey!"
"Okay, are those the only two options?" Davis said. "Alright, who wants to go gator watching, raise your hand."
Pretty much everyone else, except the other four lovebirds, was going gator watching.
"Henry passed. "I can't. I gotta go find those two before they cause any trouble."
Suzie jumped and cheered. "Yay! Hide-and-Go-Seek!"
"I'll stay back here at the hotel to help Henry and Suzie find Terriermon and Lopmon," Jeri volunteered.
"Me too!" Calumon offered.
"Okay, let's all go get a taxi and go," Ryo said.
"YAY!!!"
Everyone who was going, headed out the hotel to grab a taxi.
"Yo! Taxi!" Beelzemon shouted.
A Taxi cab went right passed him. "Hey! I said Taxi! I'm waving my arm here! Taxi!"
Another zoomed right passed by him, splashing up street puddles at him.
"SPLASH!!"
Now Beelzemon was soaking wet. "Why I oughta- THIS IS GENUINE LEATHER, BUB!! LET SEE IF YOU LIKE THIS ON YOU CAB!!"
Beelzemon pulled out his two pistols and aimed at the taxi. He shot the bumper off the cab, and then shot the back window, shattering it.
"Whoa! Beelzemon you can't do that here!" Takato stopped. "You don't even have a Green Card and you're trying to attract attention?!"
"Well he-"
Then the taxicab backed up and stopped in front of Beelzemon. "What do you think you are? A New Yorker?! Shooting my bumper off and then my window?!"
Ryo shrugged, "Well it may be a bit unorthodox but at least we got our selves a taxi cab. Okay, get in."
Beelzemon, Rika, Renamon, Takato, Guilmon, Ryo, and finally Cyberdramon all fit themselves into the cab. "Can you get us to the nearest Gator watching area?"
"Sure can, dude," the driver said as he drove off.
T.K., Kari, Ken, and Yolei all got into their taxi easily and finally Kazu, Guardromon, Kenta, MarineAngemon, Davis, Veemon, Cody, and Armadillomon all got into their cab.
"Hey bud, can you take us to the nearest gator watching area?" Kazu asked. "And make it snappy too."
The man was listening to his CD player with large headphones on and yellow tinted sunglasses. "SURE!!"
The driver shifted gears and drove off fast. It was a rush as they went over the speed limit.
Kazu shouted. "Dude! You sure you're not going over the speed limit?!"
"SURE I'M SURE! HANG ON TO YOUR VISOR!!"
"SH*T!! I never imagined I'll die in a car crash in the hands of a cabby!" Davis screamed.
MarineAngemon reminded Kenta, "Wear your seatbelts."
"Seatbelts?! Seatbelts aren't going to help very well in this situation!" Kenta shouted.
"At least it'll help a little."
Cody and Armadillomon were both being thrown across in the cab like two dices and weren't enjoying the ride at all.
"I'm not going to recommend this taxi company to anyone!" Cody yelled.
"Well I'm not gonna tip the guy either!" Armadillomon added.
Everybody got off the taxi and was at the gator swamp.
"Where's Kazu? Kenta? Cody? Davis?" Takato wondered.
"Dunno, probably got stuck in traffic," Ryo thought.
"Lookie! A boat! WHEEEE!!!" Guilmon said as he rushed off to the boat. "I get to be captain!!"
"Is he the only one with the small brain of a child here?" Cyberdramon asked.
"We got goggle boy right here," Rika pointed.
"I heard that."
Beelzemon went up to the gator swamp man sitting in his chair with a hound dog next to him. The man was wearing a pair of blue jeans, a bandana on his head, boots, a vest, and a large wicked scar down his face to his neck. "Hey bub, how much would it cost to rent a boat of yours to go gator watching?"
The man looked up at Beelzemon with his one eye cause the other one was covered with an eye patch. "Free."
"Free?"
"Yeah, ever since about 4 years ago, customers and tourists been comin' to see the gators but when ever they go rent a boat to see the gators, they don't return."
"Sounds like a mystery to me," Renamon said.
"Just about a year later from that, I went on by myself to see what happened to the other tourists and customers and why they not comin' back. So I packed my gears, the baits, and my two hound dogs to go see."
"Yeah, yeah, go on," Beelzemon said.
"It was at night, and it was a regrettable night for me, and I had my lamp going on to see if there was any bodies laying about on the water. I thought that they might have been attacked by gators or were stranded on the swamp."
"Creepy . . ." Rika mumbled.
"Finally one of my hound dogs howled about and I saw on one of the small patches of lands in the swamp was someone's arm sticking out in the tall grass at the edge. I went over there to see if the person needed my help but when I got there to see . . ."
"Come on, the suspense is killing me," Cyberdramon said.
"There was no body. Only a whole bloody arm stump and I was holding it right in my hands."
"Ewwww . . ." Rika said, feeling sick already.
"Sorry, girlie, but any ways, then my other hound dog howled and I turned around to see something charging at us. It was huge! It was the size of a truck! It sprang out of the water and jumped at us! It tore the arm I was holding right out of my hand and landed on the other side of the water."
"This is getting good," Ryo said.
"I knew it was time to get going but that sucker was quick. It turned around and bumped my boat overboard. Both me dogs and I were now in the water with this freak and it was no ordinary gator cause it was even larger looking in person down there with it! It grabbed and swallowed one of my own best hound dog in one gulp and then went after me. I tried to swim away but then it grabbed my leg and it right off! At the knee!"
"Takato, are you okay?" Guilmon asked. Takato seemed a bit green at the moment.
"I'm okay. Ugh, now that's disgusting," Takato said.
"Pardon me boy, but after he tore my whole leg off, that gator left me to die there in my own blood and water. I wasn't going to take that as like I always said, 'an eye for an eye,' so I pulled out my dagger, charged at that gator and stabbed and slashed his left eye right off his face and even stabbed him again in the gator's hard scaly back for another. After that, I got myself to a hospital and my dog too as I got a fake peg leg now. From that day on, if you ever see a gator in these swamp with a missing left eye and a dagger pierced into it's back, that's ol' Black Eye."
Everybody was silent from that story or either feeling sick to their stomach. The swamp man then stood up, "Okay, so the boat is free and I just gave you that warning so I can't be responsible for your deaths. Alright now, would you guys like the red boat, the green boat, or the blue boat? I suggest the red boat because if anybody's blood start spilling, the paint on it won't look different."
Takato just shook his head to shake that awful feeling out of him. 'Ugh, he's worrying about the boat's paint job?'
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Has anyone ever seen the 'By the Way' by Red Hot Chilli Peppers music video before? If you have, you can probably see how it's gonna go with Kazu and his group with the cabby in the next chapter or two . . . hehe, funny. Although I don't think his other friends will be able to help them because the others have their own set of troubles too. Not much has happen but, my humor fountain is starting to run dry. Hmm, don't worry, I'll come back soon with more humor though . . . maybe but at least before Spring Break is over!
Summary: Hmm, a harmless Spring Break fun when the Tamers and Digidestines decides to go off to New Orleans, Louisiana. But what sort of cruel and twisted pranks and laughs are about to happen on this trip? Meant for Spring Break fun before you enjoy yours. ^_^
Disclaimer: Go back to chapter one or two to read the thing about Toei and Disney owning Digimon, not me. If only Digimon was owned by us kids . . . Okay that's not such a good idea because a kid like me would probably fill it with too many humor.
Author's Note: Thanks for the reviews, people. Yes that Beelzemon part with the old lady, I got it off from Daredevil. Hehe, I guess I should give credit to that movie since that's where I got that small idea from . . .
I hope to see more because it really encourages me to write more. ^_^ Don't worry, Guilmon will do some 'constructive-and-destructive' things in the story soon . . . You just gotta love that red dinosaur, unlike the purple dinosaur we all grew up with on the public broadcasting channel. *shivers* Creepy, he even had his own Broadway show one night I think.
Sorry if there was any misspells last time on that chapter and this chapter but I was busy and fast on it. I had to go see that relative and I woke up pretty early to do it. Funny, yeah . . . I really need to think of better episode titles too. Hehe . . .
EPISODE FOUR: The Gator Story
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"Come on guys! We gotta get our luggage!" Takato shouted over.
They had to pass through the metal detectors again for safety precautions. Beelzemon didn't like this at all. "Not again . . ."
"Sir, step through, please?" the guard said.
This time Beelzemon just did a really hard and smashing kick to the metal detector as it bent and fell over. Beelzemon then just walked over it. "Okay, I'm done."
Ryo went down to a door that opened to where the airplanes were outside and Cyberdramon busted in. "So how was the flight here, Cyberdramon?"
"Terrible!" Cyberdramon answered. "But on the bright side I met Superman."
"Riiight, must be the altitude and loss of oxygen going to your brain."
Everybody got their luggage and got out of the airport. They got on a bus and were all headed to a hotel right now. As they reached the hotel, Beelzemon was the one who went up to the hotelkeeper.
"Okay, let see . . . 1, 2, 3, 4, hey can you guys keep still stop running?! I'm trying to count how many of you guys are!" Beelzemon shouted. "Okay, make it 14 rooms please."
"Alright, 14 rooms then," said the hotelkeeper. "Here are your keys and enjoy your stay."
"Thanks, bub," Beelzemon said, handing out everyone their keys.
Everyone was now in their own room and started unpacking. Takato opened the suitcase with Guilmon in it as the red dinosaur popped out gagging for air. "Air! Freedom! I'm free!! Oooh, I got jetlag. Really bad."
"Okay Guilmon, that's enough from you," Takato told him. "Here, you'll probably enjoy watching the TV here."
Takato turned the TV on and Guilmon jumped from the bed and was now sitting in front of the TV.
"The American Gators of the Louisiana swamps are seen among every year by tourists. They can hide well in the shallow and deep and can eat anything ranging from chickens to large cows," said the TV narrator.
"Takato, I'm hungry. Can I have a chicken or cow?" Guilmon asked.
". . . I'll just asked peanut butter for you."
Rika unpacked to see Renamon was still in there. "Renamon. How was your trip."
"Pleasant, thank you." Renamon answered as she stretched from being cramped in there. "Guilmon may have lasted in there well but I sure didn't. "I'm going to go freshen up."
She went to the bathroom to go wash up while Rika unpacked. She then found something in the luggage. "Why is there a martini glass in here?"
Renamon heard that. "Oops. I forgot to throw that away before I left first class."
Kazu waited and waited in his room until a knock came to his room. "Package delivery."
Kazu went to the door and opened it. "A package to Kazu Shiota from the UPS."
"That would be me!" Kazu said.
"Sign here."
Kazu signed it and the UPS man started pushing the large cargo into Kazu's room.
"Have a nice day."
"You too."
Kazu closed the door and opened the cargo. "Guardromon! You okay, bud? How was the flight to here?"
Guardromon was in all dents and bumps from being handled so 'carefully'. "They could have took in consideration that outside on the box it said fragile."
Everybody finished unpacking and went downstairs to gather and meet. They decided to do something fun around in New Orleans till night comes with the Madi Gras party. Everyone was downstairs except two Digimon . . . Guess who?
"Where's Terriermon and Lopmon?" Takato asked Henry.
"Dunno. After I unpacked and turned around, they both disappeared on me," Henry replied. "It's like they vanished or something."
"Was Suzie playing Princess Pwetty Pants on them?"
"*sigh* I think that's why."
"Terriermon! Lopmon! Time for your bubble bath!" Suzie called out.
"Okay, so where does everybody wants to go?" Davis asked. "I'm going to go gator watching."
T.K. wrapped his arm around Kari. "We can go to a nice restaurant."
"That be nice," Kari replied.
Davis then changed his mind. "I wanna go to the restaurant!"
"Sorry, Davis, couples only," T.K. grinned.
"Argh!"
"I wanna go too, Ken!" Yolei shouted.
"Okay, okay, a nice fancy restaurant," Ken said.
"Can we come?" Wormmon asked his partner.
"Sorry buddy, but Digimon aren't allowed."
"Phooey!"
"Okay, are those the only two options?" Davis said. "Alright, who wants to go gator watching, raise your hand."
Pretty much everyone else, except the other four lovebirds, was going gator watching.
"Henry passed. "I can't. I gotta go find those two before they cause any trouble."
Suzie jumped and cheered. "Yay! Hide-and-Go-Seek!"
"I'll stay back here at the hotel to help Henry and Suzie find Terriermon and Lopmon," Jeri volunteered.
"Me too!" Calumon offered.
"Okay, let's all go get a taxi and go," Ryo said.
"YAY!!!"
Everyone who was going, headed out the hotel to grab a taxi.
"Yo! Taxi!" Beelzemon shouted.
A Taxi cab went right passed him. "Hey! I said Taxi! I'm waving my arm here! Taxi!"
Another zoomed right passed by him, splashing up street puddles at him.
"SPLASH!!"
Now Beelzemon was soaking wet. "Why I oughta- THIS IS GENUINE LEATHER, BUB!! LET SEE IF YOU LIKE THIS ON YOU CAB!!"
Beelzemon pulled out his two pistols and aimed at the taxi. He shot the bumper off the cab, and then shot the back window, shattering it.
"Whoa! Beelzemon you can't do that here!" Takato stopped. "You don't even have a Green Card and you're trying to attract attention?!"
"Well he-"
Then the taxicab backed up and stopped in front of Beelzemon. "What do you think you are? A New Yorker?! Shooting my bumper off and then my window?!"
Ryo shrugged, "Well it may be a bit unorthodox but at least we got our selves a taxi cab. Okay, get in."
Beelzemon, Rika, Renamon, Takato, Guilmon, Ryo, and finally Cyberdramon all fit themselves into the cab. "Can you get us to the nearest Gator watching area?"
"Sure can, dude," the driver said as he drove off.
T.K., Kari, Ken, and Yolei all got into their taxi easily and finally Kazu, Guardromon, Kenta, MarineAngemon, Davis, Veemon, Cody, and Armadillomon all got into their cab.
"Hey bud, can you take us to the nearest gator watching area?" Kazu asked. "And make it snappy too."
The man was listening to his CD player with large headphones on and yellow tinted sunglasses. "SURE!!"
The driver shifted gears and drove off fast. It was a rush as they went over the speed limit.
Kazu shouted. "Dude! You sure you're not going over the speed limit?!"
"SURE I'M SURE! HANG ON TO YOUR VISOR!!"
"SH*T!! I never imagined I'll die in a car crash in the hands of a cabby!" Davis screamed.
MarineAngemon reminded Kenta, "Wear your seatbelts."
"Seatbelts?! Seatbelts aren't going to help very well in this situation!" Kenta shouted.
"At least it'll help a little."
Cody and Armadillomon were both being thrown across in the cab like two dices and weren't enjoying the ride at all.
"I'm not going to recommend this taxi company to anyone!" Cody yelled.
"Well I'm not gonna tip the guy either!" Armadillomon added.
Everybody got off the taxi and was at the gator swamp.
"Where's Kazu? Kenta? Cody? Davis?" Takato wondered.
"Dunno, probably got stuck in traffic," Ryo thought.
"Lookie! A boat! WHEEEE!!!" Guilmon said as he rushed off to the boat. "I get to be captain!!"
"Is he the only one with the small brain of a child here?" Cyberdramon asked.
"We got goggle boy right here," Rika pointed.
"I heard that."
Beelzemon went up to the gator swamp man sitting in his chair with a hound dog next to him. The man was wearing a pair of blue jeans, a bandana on his head, boots, a vest, and a large wicked scar down his face to his neck. "Hey bub, how much would it cost to rent a boat of yours to go gator watching?"
The man looked up at Beelzemon with his one eye cause the other one was covered with an eye patch. "Free."
"Free?"
"Yeah, ever since about 4 years ago, customers and tourists been comin' to see the gators but when ever they go rent a boat to see the gators, they don't return."
"Sounds like a mystery to me," Renamon said.
"Just about a year later from that, I went on by myself to see what happened to the other tourists and customers and why they not comin' back. So I packed my gears, the baits, and my two hound dogs to go see."
"Yeah, yeah, go on," Beelzemon said.
"It was at night, and it was a regrettable night for me, and I had my lamp going on to see if there was any bodies laying about on the water. I thought that they might have been attacked by gators or were stranded on the swamp."
"Creepy . . ." Rika mumbled.
"Finally one of my hound dogs howled about and I saw on one of the small patches of lands in the swamp was someone's arm sticking out in the tall grass at the edge. I went over there to see if the person needed my help but when I got there to see . . ."
"Come on, the suspense is killing me," Cyberdramon said.
"There was no body. Only a whole bloody arm stump and I was holding it right in my hands."
"Ewwww . . ." Rika said, feeling sick already.
"Sorry, girlie, but any ways, then my other hound dog howled and I turned around to see something charging at us. It was huge! It was the size of a truck! It sprang out of the water and jumped at us! It tore the arm I was holding right out of my hand and landed on the other side of the water."
"This is getting good," Ryo said.
"I knew it was time to get going but that sucker was quick. It turned around and bumped my boat overboard. Both me dogs and I were now in the water with this freak and it was no ordinary gator cause it was even larger looking in person down there with it! It grabbed and swallowed one of my own best hound dog in one gulp and then went after me. I tried to swim away but then it grabbed my leg and it right off! At the knee!"
"Takato, are you okay?" Guilmon asked. Takato seemed a bit green at the moment.
"I'm okay. Ugh, now that's disgusting," Takato said.
"Pardon me boy, but after he tore my whole leg off, that gator left me to die there in my own blood and water. I wasn't going to take that as like I always said, 'an eye for an eye,' so I pulled out my dagger, charged at that gator and stabbed and slashed his left eye right off his face and even stabbed him again in the gator's hard scaly back for another. After that, I got myself to a hospital and my dog too as I got a fake peg leg now. From that day on, if you ever see a gator in these swamp with a missing left eye and a dagger pierced into it's back, that's ol' Black Eye."
Everybody was silent from that story or either feeling sick to their stomach. The swamp man then stood up, "Okay, so the boat is free and I just gave you that warning so I can't be responsible for your deaths. Alright now, would you guys like the red boat, the green boat, or the blue boat? I suggest the red boat because if anybody's blood start spilling, the paint on it won't look different."
Takato just shook his head to shake that awful feeling out of him. 'Ugh, he's worrying about the boat's paint job?'
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Has anyone ever seen the 'By the Way' by Red Hot Chilli Peppers music video before? If you have, you can probably see how it's gonna go with Kazu and his group with the cabby in the next chapter or two . . . hehe, funny. Although I don't think his other friends will be able to help them because the others have their own set of troubles too. Not much has happen but, my humor fountain is starting to run dry. Hmm, don't worry, I'll come back soon with more humor though . . . maybe but at least before Spring Break is over!
