A/N: Hullo peoples!! Another chapter for you! Aren't you happy?J

Chapter 7: Sirius is Back

Harry was in the Great Hall eating breakfast, debating whether or not to tell Ron and Hermione about the dream. He knew it would just make them worry, but of course they were his best friends. He decided to tell them after classes when there was no one else around. The mail came and Hedwig had a note tied to his leg.

Harry took the note from Hedwig and gave her a piece of toast.

'Dear Harry,

I'm back! Meet me behind the portrait of Medusa after dinner. The password is 'butter mellow'. I want to talk to you.

Padfoot'

Harry looked back over the note. Portrait of Medusa? Must be the one past the Potions room. He told Ron and Hermione where he would be. Ron and Hermione both asked to come, but Harry told them maybe another time.

Classes seemed to never end, and Harry paid little attention, thinking more of his friends' reactions to the dream and the meeting with Sirius that night.

He told Harry of the dream. Ron had a look of a cross between terror and shock. Hermione just looked worried. For the wizarding world or Harry, he wasn't sure. Probably both. Finally it was time for dinner, which Harry ate very quickly before dashing down to the dungeons and past the portrait. He said the password and entered. Sirius immediately embraced him.

"Hiya, Harry. I just wanted to tell you something," Sirius stated. Right then he broke out into song. (To tune of Friend Like Me from Aladdin)

Well, Ron had an big family,

Hermion-e had smart brains,

But son of mine you in luck

'Cause up your sleeves,

You got a brand of magic that ain't Divination,

You some power in your corner now.

Some heavy ammunition in your camp

You got some punch, pizzazz, yahoo, and how

All you gotta do is send that bird,

And I'll say Mister Harry Potter, Sir,

What will your pleasure be,

Let me take your order

Jot it down

You ain't never had a friend like me,

Life is your laboratory,

And I'm your partner in crime

C'mon and whisper,

What it is you want,

You ain't never had a friend like me,

Yes, sir I pride myself in prank-service,

You're the boss

The king, the man,

Say what it is you wish,

It's yours

True dish,

A little more baklava,

Prank some of Hufflepuff,

Prank all of Slytherin,

I'm in the mood,

To help you dude,

Can your friends do this? (*Sirius transforms into big black dog*)

Can your friends do that? (*He transforms back*)

Out their wizard's hat?

Can your friends go poof?

("Okay, so that ain't amazing," Sirius said, "but you don't learn it until Seventh-Year)

Well, looky here,

Can your friends do Findel De Dingle (A curse to make music when someone goes to the loo)

Let 'er rip,

And then make the sucker disappear,

So don'tcha sit there

Slack-jawed, buggy-eyed,

I'm here to answer all your mid-day prayers,

You got me bona fide,

Certified,

You got a wizard to solve your charge d'affairs,

I got a powerful urge to help you out

I really wanna know your prank,

You got a list that's three kilometres long, no doubt,

Well, all you gotta do,

Is owl like so, Mister Harry Potter Sir

Have a prank or two or more,

I'm on the job,

You big goof ball,

You ain't never had a friend,

Never had a friend,

Never had a friend,

You ain't never had a friend,

Never had a friend,

Never had a friend,

Never__had__a__friend__like__me______

Ain't never had a friend like me!

"Any questions?" Sirius asked, slightly exhausted from his song.

"Not, not really," Harry said, having two particular people on his list.

"Any people?"

"Malfoy, Snape?" Harry asked.

Later that week Snape's hair was turned bleach blonde and spiral permed, and he was given permanent clown make-up. Malfoy's wand grew slugs that came out from the centre whenever he touched it. It was rather humorous, really, Malfoy screamed like a girl when he touched his wand in Charms class. He almost wet himself when they had a surprise quiz in Transfiguration as well.

A/N: You like???? Please review peoples. Speaking of them… oh wait, first, we haven't had a disclaimer in a while.

DISCLAIMER: We no own, you no sue. Unless you want blood/paint covered jeans and Ginny's monkeys (Lorelei isn't giving up hers) Ah, the advantages to being a night owl. Anyroad…on to our nice reviewer.

Naughtynat: You are officially my favourite reviewer! We love you!!! *hugs Naughtynat*, thanx for all of your reviews. It's okay, Lorelei's laptop is kinda old as well, and Ginny broke her computer. Thanx, I loved that song until I dreamt that my Math teacher was singing it. *Shivers* It's okay, I don't need long reviews.

Oh, and here's a list of song names and movies, because I think that I may have forgotten them in some.

Chapter 1: Not in Nottingham from Robin Hood and The Work Song from Cinderella

Chapter 2: Greatest Criminal Mind from The Great Mouse Detective

Chapter 3: Hakuna Matata from The Lion King

Chapter 4: Be Our Guest from Beauty and the Beast

Chapter 5: Belle from Beauty and the Beast

Chapter 6: Be Prepared from The Lion King

Chapter 7: Friend Like Me from Aladdin

Just in case you lot were wondering and all, here ya go.