The Spring Break Bash

Summary: Hmm, a harmless Spring Break fun when the Tamers and Digidestines decides to go off to New Orleans, Louisiana. But what sort of cruel and twisted pranks and laughs are about to happen on this trip? Meant for Spring Break fun before you enjoy yours. ^_^

Disclaimer: Why must I remind this? Okay, Disney and Toei owns Digimon so now leave me be.

Author's Note: Sorry I've been lagging behind. Came back now so 'better late than never,' am I right? Okay, let's get back to reading. Oh and one more thing, savor this last chapter of the story because . . . well, yeah, it's going to end so this chapter is going to long and juicy with humor. (To my highest extend because like I said, the stupid humor fountain of mine is running dry and damn fast. . . ^_^;;;)

EPISODE FOUR: Never A Dull Moment

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"Nice restaurant, right?" T.K. asked Kari.

"It's fabulous," she replied.

The dusk was about to fall so the lighting from this restaurant made it glamorous. It was a big and fancy restaurant that many couples would like to come and eat together. It had beautifully crafted and carved statues and columns on the outside and the insides matches too. The food was great, music was played in the background and the candlelight made it even more marvelous and enchanting. (I better cut back on the mushy stuff then) The only problem to complain about was that you couldn't really tell the difference between a Soupspoon and a Teaspoon. (Is it the bigger one? Or the smaller one? I always get them confused when in etiquette class.)

Ken tapped T.K. in the ribs. "Hey, did you know we had to make reservations here?"

"We do?" T.K. realized. "Oh, shit."

"We can't disappoint the girls. Not now," Ken sighed.

"Well, I guess I'll just have to pull some of those good ol' tricks that Davis taught me back then," T.K. replied, cracking his knuckles and warming them up a bit. "Better get to work."

"Davis taught you some tricks? Like what?"

"You just watch."

"This might get ugly . . . Yolei, do you think you could call a taxi?"

"Why so?" she asked.

T.K. went up to the man behind the podium with the checkbook under his eyes to check who was going in or not. "May I help you?"

"Yeah, hi, uh, is my name down there . . . ?" T.K. asked, trying to look down into that book.

The man just slammed the book closed in T.K.'s face. "No looking."

Well T.K.'s plan A failed so plan B. "Well, maybe my good ol' friend, Washington will change your mind . . ." He slipped a one-dollar bill to the man on the podium.

The man looked at it. "No."

"Okay, maybe, Lincoln will help out." He slipped a five-dollar bill.

"Jackson?"

"No."

"Okay, what about Benjamin?"

"No."

"Fine, another Benjamin?"

"Uh-uh. No!"

Kari noticed that T.K. was fussing with the man at the front gate of the podium. "Ken, what's going on?"

"Nothing Kari but it might get ugly," Ken answered. "Any luck in getting a cab, Yolei?"

"Nothing." Yolei replied. "Should I try flashing?"

"!?" Ken thought his heart just skipped a beat. "WHAT?!?!"

"I meant a flashlight, duh!!" Yolei shouted. "Do you think I'd really pull my top off?!"

". . . With you, anything is unpredictable."

"Ugh!"

"Aw, come on, Yolei! I was just kidding! Haha, you know? Funny!! It was a joke! Come on, I was being funny for once!!"

T.K. kept trying. "Come on, I got a hot date tonight so let me in! Please!"

The man's final answer was, "No."

T.K. sighed, "Alright. I can see it's useless. But before I leave, can you do something for me?"

T.K. started to say something under his breath that the man couldn't hear.

The man leaned down closer to him, "What?"

"POP! POW! SMASH! BAM!"

T.K. started running with Kari and the two arguing couple dragging along behind them. "Hurry up you guys because he's going to wake up soon!"

"T.K. what was that all about?" Kari asked.

"Nothing, just guy talk. Ken! Move! Hurry!"

Yolei was still angry at the boy genius. "Oh! You were joking for once, huh?! Well joke about this!!"

"WHAP! SMACK!"

"Ow . . . You didn't had to hit that hard . . ." Ken mumbled, with a red hand mark on his face now. "I'm going to feel this in the morning . . ." I guess the boy genius was so smart about handling girls . . . ^_^;;;

"Gee whiz! Doesn't this guy know what a STOP sign means?!" Davis shouted as he kept getting his head bumped into the car's ceiling. "Ow!"

"Open! Open! Open! Open! Open! Open! Open! Open! Open! Open! Open! Open! Open! Open! Open! Open! Open! Open! Open! Open! Open! Open! Open! Open! Open! Open! Open! Open! Open! Open! Open! Open! Open! Open! Open! Open!" Kenta shouted and repeated over and over again. "Open! Open! Open! Open! Open! Open! Open! Open! Open! Open! Open! Open! Open! Open! Open! Open! Open! Open! Open! Open! Open! Open! Open! Open! Open! Open! Open! Open!!! Why the hell won't this car door open?!!"

The driver had set all doors to locked mode and he was the only one who can unlock them all with that switch on the side door of his.

"Ow! . . . Ow! . . . Ow! . . . Ow! . . . Ow! . . . Ow! . . . Guardromon! Stop slamming into me!" Kazu shouted. "I think you just dislocated one of my shoulders."

"I'm sorry, Kazu, but every time this guy makes a turn, I-" Guardromon slide right into Kazu.

"CRAAACCKKK!!"

Davis heard that crunching sound next to him. "I didn't like the sound of that."

Veemon added, "No kidding. Sound like every bone in someone's body being crushed."

"Oh, holy god!! Somebody tell that crazy driver to change our destination to the hospital please!!" Kazu shouted from under Guardromon's weight. "I think Guardromon just crushed all the bones in my body!!"

"Well not your fingers because I can see them wiggling underneath," the robot replied.

"Oh just shut the hell up!!"

"Terrrrriiiieeeerrrrmmmooooonnn!!!" Suzie shouted. "Where are you!!!???"

Henry, Suzie, and Jeri hadn't had a clue where those bunnies were. "Lopmon? Terriermon? Where are you guys?! It's me, Henry!!"

"Hmm, maybe we're all looking in the wrong places . . ." Jeri thought. "I know! How about we all split up? That way we can find them easier."

"Great idea! Okay, I'll search the first ten floors, Jeri you look for the other ten, and Suzie, you look around here on the first floor," Henry directed.

"Aye, aye, sir! Yes Captain Henry!" Suzie saluted and ran off.

Henry could only put his hand over his face in embarrassment. ". . . Good grief. Okay, get to work!"

"Come on, Calumon," Jeri said. "We gotta go find them."

"Okie dokie!!" Calumon cheered as he went. "Let's go search in the kitchen first. Don't worry, Super-Calumon is on his way!"

Henry could only put his hand in his face. "Sheesh, everybody is starting to go dramatic on me. I wonder how Takato and the others are doing?"

Well, before the Gator Watching group left to go see gators, the man offered one last piece of advice: Don't split up. Stick together and come home together. That's all he said and they took it well so they don't become gator chow.

"Hey, do you think you can move over, Beelzemon?" Takato asked.

"Hey I trying to fish here, alright?!" Beelzemon complained. "Maybe I can catch a small gator or something."

"What are you going to do with it?" Guilmon wondered.

"Drop it down someone's pants."

"Oooh!!" Guilmon awed at. "Me going to try and catch a gator on my own, too!"

"Just don't jump in the water, Guilmon," Takato reminded.

Everyone took all three boats since they couldn't all really fit into one boat. Takato, Guilmon, and Beelzemon was in the red boat (because everyone knew they were the easiest to bleed), Rika and Renamon in the blue boat, and Ryo with Cyberdramon in the green boat.

"Sheesh, this place is foggy," Ryo complained about. "I can't see a thing. Good thing we tied all our boats together by a rope. He warned us to stick together."

"Uh, Ryo . . ." Cyberdramon said.

"What?"

"The rope was cut off," Cyberdramon said, showing the snapped piece of rope.

"Uh-oh . . . Takato? Rika? Beelzemon?! Help?"

"Urm, I think we should've taken the red boat."

"Ryo, can you hand me the bait? I wanna try to- Hey, where's Ryo's boat?" Rika asked.

Renamon looked to see also a cut off rope. "The rope was cut off."

"What about the other side?"

". . . Cut off too . . . It looks like the rope was chewed off or bitten off."

"I think we should have took the red boat . . ."

"Hey Beelzemon, I need more fisher line," Takato asked Beelzemon. "Can you ask Ryo? Beelzemon?"

"Takato, be glad we chose the red boat because, well, we're cut off from the group . . ." Beelzemon said, holding the limp piece of rope.

"Well I'm certainly glad we chose the red boat," Takato sighed.

"Don't worry Takato! I can smell Renamon! And Rika too!" Guilmon said, standing at the edge of the boat like a hunting dog. "That way! Straight! North! Go!"

"Okay, we gotta stick together! Beelzemon, row the boat!" Takato ordered.

"Hey I'm not taking no order from a low rank sailor like you because you're not the captain," Beelzemon replied.

"Well you're a sailor on this boat too. Besides, Guilmon is the captain of the boat."

"All sailors set sail! Man your station! Watch out, we're about to hit that land!" Guilmon shouted. "Take a 15 degree turn from here! Head north!"

"Now where did he learned that from?" the demon muttered.

"Ahh, good food, right T.K.?" Kari asked.

"Yep," T.K. replied. "Dessert was great."

"Yolei, did you enjoy?" Ken asked.

"Everything was great except that I couldn't really tell the difference between a Soupspoon and a Teaspoon," Yolei answered.

"Here I'll pay," T.K. said as he pulled out his wallet. "Uh, Ken, got change for a hundred dollars?"

"I don't even have that kind of money carrying on me."

"Don't tell me you're broke T.K.," said Kari.

"Fine, I won't tell you."

Well, something else devastating needs to happen now to add to it. Hehe . . . Four lingering shadows went along the clear glass dome above the restaurant. They looked down to see the two couples sitting below as the waiter came by with the desserts.

"*sniff* *sniff* MMMmmmm . . . I could even smell the cream pies below!!" Patamon said. "Please Gatomon! Please! Can I just go down there and take one pie at least!"

"Uh-uh, we're here not just for one pie, but for every dessert down there," Gatomon corrected.

Hawkmon shook his head with folded arms. "Umm, I disapprove of these actions we're about to embark upon. It's unethical and absolutely barbaric. I say we cease this operation and go back to the hotel and summon up room service to our needs and delight. It won't cost us anything since it'll all be billed up for someone else to pay."

Gatomon didn't really understand all those words the bird just spoke of. "Uh, yeah, whatever. You just stay up here with the pigeons then. Troops, head out!"

Patamon and Wormmon nod their head. "Right!"

"Operation: Delight, is underway," Gatomon announced.

"*sigh* I minus well go," Hawkmon sighed. "Better to have something than nothing except bird seeds again tonight."

"We need to call someone for help!" Cody suggested an idea. "If we're going to get out of this cab, we need someone to stop the cabby from driving any longer."

"Or we can just wait until he runs out of gas," Armadillomon suggested too.

"That'll take too long and before you know it, we're probably all the way somewhere in Texas!" Davis reminded.

"Hmm, I've always wanted to go to Texas. I can probably visit my old armadillo cousin, Rufus, in El Paso."

"Okay so does anyone have a cellphone to call on?" Kenta asked.

Kazu, who was now all bandaged up from that crush with the help of Guardromon's emergency kit answered, "Guardromon has one."

"Alright." Guardromon opened the small vault in the center of his body and started digging through to see if he can find the cellphone in there. "Let see . . . A rope, air freshener, a rubber chicken, a whoopy cushion, a Gameboy, an umbrella, a pair of pants, a small mini TV, a squeaky toy, a flower, and oh, hehe, umm, 'The Girl Next Door' magazine . . . Now how did that get in here . . ." ^_^;;;

"This is going to take all day," MarineAngemon sighed.

"Ah! Found one!" Guardromon presented.

"Here I'll dial," Kazu said as he took the phone. "Good thing my fingers didn't get crushed."

Kazu started dialing 911 waited. "Hello? Hi I need to speak to the National Guards! It's an emergency! We got into this cab and the guy is driving totally out of whack and is crashing through New Orleans and-"

"Sir, this is, 411, the information line. You must've dialed the wrong number," the operator said.

"Oops."

"Good grief."

"Uh, I spy something . . . green," said Cyberdramon.

"The algae in the water," Ryo replied. "*sigh* Good grief . . . This is so boring. Why are we even doing this?"

The both of them had their back turn to each other as they sat there and just watched the water as their boat just drifted.

"Cause we don't have any bait or equipment. Takato and Rika putted it on their boat since we couldn't fit it on our boat."

"Yeah, you take up a lot of space on the boat."

"Well, sorry then. If I'm not as big as I am now, you be dinner for-"

"Fine, fine . . . I get the idea. Sorry then."

"Much better."

"Okay, let see . . ." Ryo started to look around and think of something. "I spy something . . . gray."

Cyberdramon picked the first thing that came to his view. "That gator coming right at us?"

"Yeah the gator coming right at us- WHAT?!"

Ryo turned around to see that there was a gator coming at them. It had one eye and a dagger handle sticking right out of its back. Immediately they recognized the old gator.

"It's ol' Black Eye!!" They exclaimed.

"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"

"Huh?"

"Huh?"

Takato's group and Rika's both heard the scream that directed them to know where Ryo may be and his whereabouts.

"Come on Rika! We must hurry! Ryo and Cyberdramon must've encountered the large monster," Renamon hurried.

"Goodie, I get to see Ryo swallowed by a gator," she said.

"Rika!"

"Did you hear that Takato?" Beelzemon said.

"Of course I did! Ryo's in trouble!" Takato replied.

"Paddle forward, men!" Guilmon ordered.

"No need to tell us twice, Guilmon!" they both shouted.

Black Eye was huge. Bigger than the description that old man told them. This gator grew now and it must look like the size of two or three trucks with yellow teeth, claws, and an attitude of a mad Doberman bitch and an angry ex-girlfriend/boyfriend.

Ryo and Cyberdramon both stood in the boat and watched at the gator as it circled them in the boat.

"Cyberdramon, you're a Digimon, so go get him! Attack him!" Ryo insisted.

"Too scared . . . Can't move . . . It reminds me of my ex-agent I ditched about 6 months ago," Cyberdramon answered. "Sure she was a good agent but her bark is worst than her bite. And her bitch barking really is worst than her bite!!"

"Great, so much for the bloodlust killer dragon for a Digimon of mine."

The gator suddenly leaped at them and bit right through their boat, chomping it into two pieces. "AHHH!! We're gonna drown!!"

The gator came back around and lunged at them. "AAAHHHH!!!"

They jumped above the gator and Ryo landed on the gator's back while Cyberdramon fell into the water. "AAAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE!!!"

Takato and Rika's boat reached up to see the tamer and dragon dived in with the gator.

"Oh no! We're too late! Guilmon!!" Takato shouted.

"But you said don't jump into the water, remember?" Guilmon reminded.

"Well this is a good time to dive so I'm giving permission to you so now go!" Takato yelled.

"Don't worry, Da det, da det, da da! Guilmon to the rescue!!" Guilmon then leaped into the water.

"Renamon?" Rika called.

Renamon tried testing the water with her foot, sending a shiver through her system. "Uh, the water's too cold."

"Renamon!"

"I thought you wanted to see Ryo get swallowed by the gator."

"But I didn't get to see the whole thing . . ."

"I heard that *gargle* Rika!" Ryo said, as the gator tried to buck him off his back. Cyberdramon was splashing in the water. "Agh! Cold! Cold! Cold!"

"See, I told you the water was cold," Renamon said.

"Beelzemon, go in there and help them," Takato insisted as he slapped his hand behind the demon's back, sending him right into the water.

"Wha- Whoa-Ah! Aie! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"

"SPLASH!!"

At a much calmer surrounding . . .

"Hmm, I wonder if Terriermon is here?" Jeri checked as she went through the halls. "Calumon? Hey, where'd he go?"

"Urgh! Feel the burn Calumon! Feel it! Feel the burn!" Calumon said over and over again, as he tried lifting weights.

Jeri found the little catalyst at the Fitness Center of the hotel. "Calumon! Don't touch that equipment because you might hurt yourself!"

"Don't worry Jeri," he said. "No pain, no gain-Oh! Ah! OWW!!"

The little guy's back made a crunching sound almost similar to Kazu's. "Oh my back! Ow! Jeri!"

Jeri just picked up the little guy and left the Fitness Center. "Ha, no pain, no gain . . . Well there's pain so you gained a back injury."

"*sigh* Where the heck is Terriermon?" Henry sighed. "Already I searched all ten floors. I wonder if the others have any luck in finding them . . ."

"Wow! There! Go! Come on you little rat! Move! Move! Move! That Hamtaro ham- ham can move a LOT faster than that!!"

"Huh?" Henry heard Terriermon's voice and turned back around to the door he passed. He opened it to see the bunny right there. "Terriermon!"

"Huh? Henry! Guess what? I'm making big bucks by just betting in hamster racing!" the bunny exclaimed.

"What?" Henry examined to see that there was a hamster race between 5-10 hamsters through a whole course.

"And guess what Henry, they also have turtle racing, slug racing, dog fights, cock fights, and even mud fights!!" Terriermon exclaimed with such delight. "Ahhh, women in bikinis and wrestling in the mud . . ."

What the hell? o_0;;; Henry's expression almost looked exactly like that face next to this sentence. ". . . Okay, that's it!! Come on you little perv bunny and lets get back to our hotel room!!"

"But I can be the next Playboy magazine bunny logo!!" Terriermon screamed.

"Not unless you try going to the Playboy Mansion! I raised you to be a loyal and truthful Digimon that wouldn't go to such profanities like these! Come on, maybe you can go and watch the WWF wrestling team on the TV at the room."

"Awwww! But Henry, they're about to start the next women-wrestling match in three minutes! And this time in Jell-O!!" Terriermon shouted as Henry dragged him out of the place. "I don't want to watch men wrestling, I wanna watch women try to wrestle!"

"Don't make me call on Suzie to wash you mouth out with soap!"

Terriermon stopped and glared. "You wouldn't . . ."

Henry nodded and dragged him by the ear. "NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! NOT SUZIE!!! ANYTHING BUT SUZIE!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! OH MY-"

"We're in the halls, Terriermon, so shush."

"I'll shush you up, Henry, right after Suzie washes my mouth out with soap!!"

"That's what you get for your potty mouthing."

Little bunny gone bad . . . Sad thing to see, huh? Okay, where's Lopmon? Wonder what she's doing?

"Lopmon! Where are you? Lopmon!!" Suzie shouted. "Some how I always get the feeling she's in the obvious place to be found."

In the hotel room of Suzie's and Henry, Lopmon sat on the bed and was watching WWF wrestling. "Yay! Go! Fight! Fight! Oooh, that gotta hurt!"

Well, they seemed to be organized, right?

"Hello? Yes I need you to send ten police vehicles, ten police choppers, The whole police squad, and probably the national army!!" Kazu shouted.

"What seems to be the problem?" the operator asked.

Alright, I need to speak to the National Guards, please? It's an emergency! We got into this cab and the guy is driving totally out of whack and is crashing through New Orleans and everything around and- the operator hung up on me."

"Well this does sound like a prank call, doesn't it?" Davis said.

"Wait a minute! I got a great idea!" Cody said. "Let's use Guardromon's head!"

"My head? Well, I could try to think of a good plan enough to stop this cab," Guardromon thought. "Let see, If we could just . . ."

"That's not what I had in mine."

"Huh? Then what did you have in mind, Cody?" Guardromon asked.

"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! BUT I DON'T WANNA USE MY HEAD!!!"

"WHAM!! BAM!! BASH!! POP!!"

The car door popped out and everyone tried jumping out of a speeding car. (Sounds easy if you're the one typing about it but really, try jumping out of a speeding car, it's really hard, though I never have . . .)

"I'm not jumping! Uh-uh! No way am I-WAAHH!!" Davis was then shoved out.

"Davis, be brave!" Veemon said.

They all got out of that cab and were safe, well, not all were.

"Guardromon . . ."

"Oops, sorry, Kazu," said Guardromon.

"SPLISH! SPLASH!!"

"Cyberdramon, here, let me rescue you!" Guilmon offered.

"I'm okay, I'm okay . . . Phew, just had to overcome that cold water fear," Cyberdramon said.

"You're afraid of cold water?"

"Do you see what it does to fire type Digimon? And you're a fire Digimon too! Don't you know it can put your fire breath out like a burning candlewick?!"

"Cyberdramon, this isn't the time to say stuff like that!" Takato shouted from the boat.

"Right, gotta save Ryo!" Cyberdramon tried to say bravely. "Hang on Ryo!"

Cyberdramon dived underwater and swam over the gator to wrestle it.

Beelzemon popped his head up from the water and breathed in some air. "Phew, Takato, if you're ever gonna do that to me again, warn me next time!"

Beelzemon went after the gator too. The gator splashed, turned, whipped, and even crunched Takato's red boat with it's tail like with Ryo's boat. "Great, good thing I chose the red boat."

"Takato! Here's a rope!" Rika said, tossing him a rope.

"Thanks!" Takato was about to be pulled into Rika's boat when the gator jumped out of the water and was cruising forward at Takato. "AHHHHHH!!!"

"K-CRUNCH!!"

Guilmon, with his hardest, had crunched his jaws on to the Gator's tail, making it lunge to the other direction rather than at Takato as it twitched and turned. "Jeez, and I thought I was just about to become gator food for sure."

"Well you will be if you don't get into the boat soon," Renamon replied.

"What do you mean? There's only one gator and Guilmon is-!! AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! OUCH! OUCH! OUCH!" Takato jumped right out of the water and right into Rika's boat. "Ow! Ow! Ow! Something just bit me on the ass!!"

Rika and Renamon looked to see a little baby gator. "Awww, it looks so adorable."

"Try letting it bite your ass and let see if you call it 'adorable'!"

Ryo had finally made it to safety and climbed into the boat. "*huff* Oh man . . . *huff* eh, *cough* Okay, I'm alright. I think I'm okay. I survived."

"Here, let me help you," Rika said, putting out a hand to him.

Ryo was about to accept it when Rika pushed him right back in the water. "AH! *splash*" Ryo spitted water out of his mouth like a water fountain. "Haha, funny."

"WHHHEEEE!!! Ride them cowboy!!" Cyberdramon said, riding the gator's back.

"Argh! Take that! And that! And here's another sock into the eye!" Beelzemon was slaming and smashing his fist into the gator's face as he hung on to the reptile's mouth. "How do you like me now, punk?!"

Guilmon then bit the gator's foot with a snapping crunch, Beelzemon with a smashing fist into the face again, and Cyberdramon with the whooping and hollering of riding a gator like a cowboy at a rodeo. The gator had enough of it as he did a final buck and Beelzemon, Cyberdramon, and Guilmon fell right off and landed near the gator.

Black Eye then charged as Beelzemon and practically in a blink of an eye, the gator had already swallowed half of Beelzemon's body at the hips. Beelzemon was screaming at the top of his lungs. "GOOD GRIEF!! Why must you try to eat me?! Believe me, I DO NOT TASTE LIKE ONE OF YOUR CHICKEN DINNERS!!!"

"SLAM!! SMASH!!"

"Sheesh!! You can at least expect us to learn to avoid these sort of accidents," said Rika.

"Fool me once, shame on you; Fool me twice, still shame on you; But fool me twenty times, shame on the guy next to me with goggles who went along with the gator watch," Renamon blurted.

"Hey, what's that suppose to mean?!" Takato shouted.

Guilmon went to grab the rope from the boat wreckage and started to do what a real cowboy would do to a cattle, roundup! Guilmon swam around the gator and wrapped the rope around that gator's legs and tied them together. He then tied the tail to the rope with the feet and was about to get the mouth but Beelzemon was hogging the gator's mouth by pummeling so much.

"You %#&$ little %#&$!!! I'm gonna rip the %#&$ skin off your meaty flesh and pummel you more to tenderize your meat and maybe make you into gator soup or even gator pie!! *BASH* You little %#&$ like gator, and with your skin, I'll probably make myself a pair *BAM* of gator skin boots and matching gloves to go with it or even a nice looking vest too!! I'll even try plucking all your teeth with a pair of pliers to sew them together and wear them around my neck!! How would like that NOW?!!!?!!!"

"Whoa, you know, Beelzemon should really have a special attack every time he starts to go on a rant like this," Cyberdramon suggested, watching the scene.

"Maybe they should call it the Beelzemon %#&$ attack," Ryo said.

"What was it?" Rika asked.

The Beelzemon %#&$ attack."

"What's the censored word?"

"%#&$."

"No, say it without the censor."

"%#&$."

"Never mind."

"What? It's not my problem! It's the author's fault with the censor!!" Ryo pointed. -_-;;; No pointing fingers, Ryo!!

Practically now the gator had passed out now from the severe and traumatic beatings. Beelzemon stood before the motionless gator with it's belly up.

"Ha!! How you like me, huh?! You chicken dinner turns out to put the stuffing right out of you!!" Beelzemon huffed.

"Come on guys, we minus well swim back because our boats are wrecked and it's not that far away from the docks," Takato suggested. "Better hurry to get to that Madi Gras party."

"Yeah."

Cyberdramon and Guilmon were about to follow when they noticed Beelzemon was still standing there with the gator. "Beelzemon, lets go!"

"Alright."

They were about to leave and swim back to the docks when, Beelzemon noticed something. "HEY!! That %#&$ gator stole my Rolex watch!!"

"Whoa, you're not going back to get the watch from that gator, are you?!" Cyberdramon asked.

". . . Yes! It's mine!"

"Come on Beelzemon, I'll buy you another one," Guilmon comforted.

"What are you going to pay for it?! Guilmon bread?!" Beelzemon asked.

". . . Yes. Everybody can sure use some Guilmon bread after this event."

"But it was a gift!!"

Down they went, through the ventilation shaft and taking all the twists and turns. They had their eyes on their biggest goal and that was achieving all the desserts of this restaurant to their needs and wants. With all the left turns and right turns in the dark, they could easily have gotten lost, will they? Gatomon was their leader as they made a stop in front of an opening.

"Shh! We're here!" Gatomon hushed. "Nothing can ruin this perfect night of delightful desserts . . . Alright, Hawkmon, you'll be on look out duty. Patamon, you'll be on look out duty too and Wormmon . . . Huh? Hey, where'd he go?"

Wormmon somehow lost track of his group and was wandering elsewhere. "Gatomon, are you sure we're on the right track? Gatomon? Gatomon?! Oh no I'm lost!!"

"*click* CRASH!!"

"WWHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"

Wormmon had fallen down through a vent and was plummeting below. The vent seal had fell somewhere nearby as Wormmon had fallen right down on a plate. "OW!!!"

The waiter didn't see and capped Wormmon in there with a metal cover. "Uh- oh, this isn't good."

"Here you go, mister, everything nice, crisp, fresh, and alive with flavor," the waiter said as he opened the cap to reveal Wormmon.

Wormmon then knew what's going to happen next. "Uh-oh, please don't scream."

"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! ROACH! ROACHES!!! EEEEEEECCCCKKKK!!!"

"Sorry! Sorry! Sorry! Sorry! And I'm not a roach!!" Wormmon said as he hopped away.

"Larry! Get the can of bug spray! We got a big one this time!!" the waiter shouted.

"Huh? You hear something?" Ken asked.

"Hear what?" Yolei tried to hear.

"Thought I heard . . ."

He then saw Wormmon run across the restaurant screaming with waiters after him with a can of bug spray. T.K. then saw this was a perfect time to run. "Guys, let's run!"

"I've never been on a eat-and-run meal!" said Yolei.

"Well there's a first time for everything!"

Ken was about to run out of the door when he remember someone. "Wormmon!"

"Coming! Coming!"

The worm ran quickly toward Ken and they left the restaurant. Meanwhile in the vent shaft . . .

"Rats! Wormmon blew our cover," Gatomon hissed. "Okay, mission aborted!"

"Awww, but I wanted to try the creampuffs!" Patamon whined and moaned.

"Humph!! I guess it's back to bird seeds for me," Hawkmon sighed.

Ah, and that night the gang set out for a good Madi Gras partying time. Everyone enjoyed the music, the parade, the lights, and Terriermon enjoyed some of the girls there . . . o_0;;; Yes he's a little sick bunny in real life. I'm truly sorry to say so . . .

Pictures of their partying in description:

*Kazu was standing on Guadromon to watch the parade with Kenta on his shoulders with MarineAngemon above his head over the crowd.

*Veemon was holding a lot of colorful gold, purple, and green beads around his neck with Davis next to him.

*Armadillomon had gotten on to one of the parade floats and was waving his arms as Cody was trying to stop him and get him down from there.

*Cyberdramon was hooting and hollering in the background with bottles after bottles of Budweiser dropping from his mouth as he gulped it all down with Ryo watching him in disgraced.

*Beelzemon was in a scene with lots of women around him with his arms wrapped around their shoulders with him smiling so happily.

*A scene at the end of that Madi Gras party when it went out of hand was of the police coming in with a water hose and had hosed all the party people down.

*The last picture was of the whole gang together, Tamers and Digidestines, in a group picture and smiling and laughing together. (With Beelzemon in there with his 'fan' club) ^_^;;;

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Longest one but worthwhile, am I right? Review and tell me this and that so I may correct myself in the future maybe or either make me think about making another humor and parody of the bunch. Well, happy Spring Break everyone and have a safe time. Plus Beelzemon wouldn't want you kids out there under the illegal age to be drinking now, okay? ^_^;;; Bye!