A/N ahhh.....is this the final chapter?!! no,...probably not. ^_^ you can't get rid of me that easily!

t: *shakes head* you are such a baka...

p: HEY! I HEARD THAT!

t: YOU WERE MEANT TO!!

p: THAT'S IT!! NO DESSERT FOR A WEEK!!

t: *sniffs* I'll be good! I'll be good!

RECAP! ^_^

___________________________________________

"Shimatta!" Van ran as fast as he could to his Lyger and began to do a button-mash on all the controls.

"Work...damn you, WORK!!!" The on-coming Saber Tiger slowed it's run down to a stalk. Both pilots looked at each other through the windshields. Both their voices crackled simultaneously over the wave-radio system.

"You!"

____________________________________________

Chapter 7- FIGHT!! *phe rips open a big bag of peanuts*

ATTENTION EVERYONE!!!! *cough*......this chappie is going to be randomly written by myself, tarka...o...and ummmm. this is....

ME!!!!! ^____________^

Yes, well as i was SAYING!!!!! *evil glare* Tyger and Darkdracofire are here, so they'll be putting in stuffs as well...

So look out for a totally different writing style! ^_^

That's what i was just going to say....*shakes head* anyways, I suppose we had better start the chapter, hmmm?

t:yeah....

Same title, etc.

Phoenix and her muse were currently presiding in a tall tree, neither one of them particularly wanting to be smushed by the on-coming battle....A rustling was heard some twenty feet below her...looking down she saw a rather peeved-looking Irvine in his Command Wolf. He smirked evilly at them.

....

10 seconds later, Phoenix was flying away for her dear life, her totally unconscious muse being dragged along by the tail witch had started all of the problems in the first place.

"Damn it Tarka!! Why did you have to be so damn heavy in the first place?" Tarka muttered deliriously about how he would never again see his beloved Oreos, then slipped back into unconscious. She sighed. Her muse had to be good for something.... she just hadn't figured out what yet....

MEANWHILE

Van, with the ever-helpful Zeek running the combat controls, had managed not to be destroyed yet.... but Raven was obviously the better pilot. And this was without Shadow's help. They faced each other, ready for an old-fashioned showdown. Just as they were about to charge, however, the air immediately in between them began to shimmer, and a black figure, with huge blue wings appeared. The shimmer disappeared, and the wings immediately stopped the figure from plummeting to her death. A voice was faintly heard to each of the pilots.

"Where the feck are we now?"

"Ummmmm......It appears we have been absorbed into the fanfiction of the one known as....'Phoenix'." Muttered a shape on her shoulder, which was faintly discernible as a different living thing.

"Figures. I wonder where she is - it's not like her to miss a battle."

Currently, Tarka was beginning to feel like a dead weight hanging from Phoenix's fluffy appendage. She was seriously considering dropping him. It's not like he really did anything anyways, except keep her in a constant shortage of cookies. But then again.... she supposed she could use him as a non-human shield to ward off attacks.

"I don't know who you are, and I don't care!" Shouted Raven, annoyed that his final and absolute victory was being interrupted. "Get off the battlefield this instant, or I will kill you!"

"How.... original." Muttered the smaller shape.

"It's not really all that surprising, judging from the organoid on the cliff to our east, it's Raven, and seeing as he's facing a Shield Lyger, that would be Van."

"He's as bad as Vegeta when it comes to revenge." The taller nodded her agreement.

"I wonder where Alisi-Lynette is."

"Who knows? Probably with Moonbay."

"Stop stating the obvious. Irvine is missing also. What has Phoenix been up too?"

Phoenix gave up trying to shake Tarka awake and deposited him in a convenient tree. Now all she had to worry about was Irvine....

"BEWARE!!! I AM THE AUTHORESS WHO BURNS CLOTHES!!!! TREMBLE IN FEAR, YOU FOOLISH ANIME CHARACTER!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA......"

Irvine did a double take. This sudden outburst was rather...disturbing. And did she just call him an anime character?!! What the hell was that?!! He thought it was probably an insult and his blood boiled.

"Give yourself up! You don't stand a chance against my Command Wolf and I!"

Phoenix shook her head in mock sadness.

"Irvine, Irvine, Irvine. I'm afraid you don't stand a chance! You see, I've been real nice up to this point, what with not playing any tricks on you at all.....surely you don't want to mess that up!"

Irvine blinked. What was she saying?!! Was...was she ....some sort of....god?!!

A voice sounded in his mind.

Yes, mortal, I AM GOD!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Irvine snapped out of his stupor.

"Hey! God wouldn't do an evil laugh of victory like that!!"

"Really? Oh....ummm..damn! Well then.....hohohohohoho....that doesn't really sound menacing and evil though!" Phoenix trailed off, testing all the various sorts of evil laughter she had ever heard of, as Irvine clapped his hands to his ears.

"Why....me?" *sniff*

"beware.......who burns clothes.....fear.....-ish anime character..........ha"

The winged being raised an eyebrow.

"Now we know where Phoenix is."

"AND she's calling the people characters..... again" Van had also heard the voice.

"Her...." His voice was positively dripping with hate. The tall being's ears, although oddly shaped, picked up the sound. Within and instant, she was sitting on the Lyger's nose.

"You know Phoenix?"

"Yes." She sighed.

"What did she do?" Van quickly relayed the two tales.

"That's all?"

"Isn't it bad enough?"

"She's done worse. Much worse. This is positively tame for her. Any Idea where she is?"

"No."

"Damn." The second figure, which although it had been sitting on the larger's shoulder for the whole conversation, hadn't been see by Van, softly remarked.

"Mayhaps Raven knows." The taller blinked in agreement.

"Possibly."

Raven dropped the Saber Tiger into a fighting stance. If those two....things weren't going to get out of the way, he'd just blow them up along with Van!

"May your deaths be excruciatingly painful and slow." he muttered evilly."

"Hey! Ummmm..." Van's voice hummed over the radio, "Before you blast us all into oblivion, mind telling me where the...whatever-they-were's went to?" Another voice sounded.

"He means the demi-saiya-jin, demi-elf Authoress Pheonix, and her muse Tarka."

"Oh....them. Over there....I believe your friend Irvine is screaming for mercy, or are my ears not working correctly?"

Van gasped, but the two figures rolled their eyes.

"Definately found."

"Hnn."

Raven, not particularly caring of Irvine's demise, locked on his sights. The figures on the Lygers nose were going to die. The interruption had gone on long enough. He fired. He heard the Lyger's - and Van's - scream of pain, but no others? Had he missed? Impossible!

"He-lo!" A face peered down at him. The eyes narrowed.

"Where did you get that?" A hand pointed at the ruby he had received from Phoenix.

"That weird girl-thing gave it to me." The eyes blinked.

"Possible. However, I will be taking it."

"WHAT!" But, contrary to all his previous beliefs about matter, the hand went straight through the Zaber Tiger's armour and grabbed it.

"Why you.... SHADOW!!!" The organoid prepared to fuse with the Zoid, but the second, smaller black shape was waiting. It smashed itself into the energised body of the organoid, sending it flying and knocking it out.

"Not going to work, Raven."

"Wha- How do you know my name?"

"It doesn't matter. I'll be shutting your Zoid -and Van's - down for a while. Don't bother trying to get it working again. After Phoenix is delt with, I'm sure it will work again. Look after you organoid. And with that, she was gone.

A loud stream of cursing was heard some distance away.

DAMMIT!!! I WANTED TO SEE SOMEONE DIE!!!!! *muttermutter*

She felt a sharp poke in her ribs and a voice in her head,

"That was just a warning. Next time I see you trying to kill everyone off, there will be SERIOUS trouble!"

"Fine!" *mumblemutter*

"What was that?"

"Nothing, nothing, o, mighty (but no as much as I) one." She turned and beamed at the two forms standing behind her. Then she found herself staring at the point of a sword.

"Whaaa-aaaaat? It's not like I actually hurt anyone." They both glared at her.

"Ok ok!" she threw up her hands, "I may have left that kid nekkid to die, and left evil messages written on his Lyger....and 'borrowed' his food, but I mean, c'mon!! He wouldn't have been able to eat all of that anyway!! I...I mean we were doing it for his own good!" More glares, and the smaller one sped off. The taller threw something into the air.

"Hey! That's my-"

"I know. Now how did Raven get it, hmmm?"

Phoenix shifted uneasily.

"Well...ummm....I had no cash, and I didn't feel like giving up my sword, so I had to *begrudingly* give him that so all parties involved (though mainly me) weren't squashed into pancakes!!" (a/n bet'cha thought i was gonna say bugs!!! hmmmm? *looks around* well, i would, but I've run out of them....^_^() )

"And why was he going to squish you?"

"HE wasn't going to squish me.....VAN was!"

"That is not surprising. So you were basically hiring him to kill Van off."

"Welll.... ummm......he was already going to kill Van anyway!!! I just gave him...a little...nudge."

The small figure came back with Tarka in tow.

"So. Now I have your ruby, your muse, and you at sword point. What would you do if you were in my position?"

Phoenix smiled brightly.

"Give my ruby back. Let me go, you can keep Tarka....( 'HEY!') and then we all sit down and eat...errr.." she delved into her robe ,"A caffinated sugar coated nougat-type bar?"

"Hmmm, let me think about that.... No."

"Well you don't give me a heck of a lot of options to choose from, do you?"

"Who said you had any options? Give me your sword down, and I might - might - let you go."

"Give. You. My. Sword?" The air around Phoenix swirled and grew dark. "Nobody. Takes. My. Sword." She unsheathed her weapon in the blink of an eye and held it level to the figure's own. "But I really don't want to hurt you. Despite the fact you must think I am some sort of maniac for terrorising all these people.....they just got in the way of the final goal...."

"Which is?"

"Sugar-fuelled world domination." The smaller one sighed.

"At least it's a little original." The taller one smirked. The ruby disappeared up her sleeve. "So you want to fight?"

"Not really. Personally I think you're probably stronger than me. Hey, I won't deny it. I just want my ruby back." The tall one raised an eyebrow.

"Is that all you care about right now?"

"Well....I suppose getting the purple baka back is pretty important as well."

"Anything else? Or am I wasting my time?"

Phoenix suddenly blinked in realisation, and she flashed her most wondrous smile, showing her sharp pointy canines.

"Thank you ever so much from rescuing us both from probable squish-dom?" The tall one blinked.

"Who said I was rescuing you?"

"Well......ahhhh...I see....." *Phe hides a smirk* "Never mind then...."

"I mean, I'm sure you're big enough to take care of yourself." She smirked, showing her small fangs. "I mean, although you are 20cm my shorter, and don't understand why your muse is so annoying, you are a fully-grown Authoress, after all. I mean, what type of Authoress would need rescuing?"

"Ummm.....A fledgling one?" The smirk grows wider.

"Very good. Now, how do you define fledgling, hmm?"

"Errrr....one who was just like the rest of the ignorant masses until some months ago, then someone mentioned a certain site, and a certain fic was spawned out of boredness....and the one has ummm.....still much to learn?" The figure actually smiled.

"Eloquent, hmm?"

"Yes, quite, however...." A blue sparkling of energy surrounded the figure, and her eyes glowed. The blue sparkiliness also surrounded Phoenix. And then they were not there.

Several kilometres away, Van and Raven, unable to fight each other, had both made temporary shelters against their Zoids. Shadow had regained consciousness, and was glowering at Zeek, Van and Raven periodically. Zeek was curled up, asleep, Van was pouting, and Raven was just sitting. Suddenly, in what would have been the precise centre of their battlefield, had there been a battle, two figures appeared. One, the dark shape, the other.

"Her" as Van eloquently put it. She looked around, confused.

"What th-" Shield Lyger. Van. Van rushing at her, fist raised. Sparkly blue shield pushing him back. Confusion.

"He will not interfere. Now, fledgling one, we fight." The figure's cloak blew away in an unseen wind. A long, brown plait of hair fell down her back. A thin purple tail waved out for balance. She griped her sword and smirked.

Phoenix returned the smirk.

"Well sensei, if you had of said it was you in the first place!" She drew her sword as well. Several kilometres away, Tarka suddenly had the urge for peanuts...

"I'm not your teacher.... but I'm honoured you think of me as such."

*Phoenix bounces up and down*

"EXCEL SAGA!!!!!! DBZ!!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! All of these things would have been non-existent to me before the point of conversion.......but, I'm getting off track."

"As you always do." Raven and Van, watching the whole conversation with confusion, sat down and watched with interest.... Raven because he just *knew* some blood was going to get spilt, Van because he thought that She was going to get hurt. Both smirked in anticipation. It was really quite freaky how similar those smirks were....

Phoenix got a weird feeling in the pit of her stomach. Not dropping her sword an inch, she turned her head slowly around...

"Errr...can I help you?" Both of those seated on the ground blinked and then flushed vividly.

"Cash, savings or credit?" The figure smirked.

"Do you have Fly Buys at all?!!" Phoenix chimed. Both males looked at each other, at the two girl-type-things, and then at each other again.

"Wha-" The figure snickered at there obvious confusion.

"Now, are we going to stand here all day, or are we going to fight?"

"Yeah, I suppose that would be an idea....I'm getting hungry..."

"Saiya-jins" Muttered the figure. "You're all the same."

"Demi-Saiya-jin/ demi-elf." Phoenix corrected. The figure looked at her oddly.

"Never mind...." A silver flash blinded the onlookers and a violent clash of steel was heard. The fight had begun....finally.

Far, far away....

Tarka doubled up in pain. The urge to eat peanuts had become so great, that he started to gnaw his own foot... He was abruptly dropped by the smaller figure.

"You could have said you were awake! You weigh at least twice as much as my Authoress - and she's much taller than you!"

"And ....and who exactly IS your Authoress?" Tarka was cursing the people who made shoes....why did they make shoe-laces so indigestible?

"Do you really have no brain, Tarka, or are you just acting?"

"Huh?"

"Figures." It muttered.

"Figure what? Figure 8?"

"Baka! Fool! Idiot! Imbecile!"

"Who? Me?"

"Is there anyone else around?"

Tarka pointed at a small form on the ground.

"That guy over there...but I think he might be dead already...hang on, I'll check." Tarka picked up a nearby stick and began prodding the body.

"Must you? He's at least a week old. And you don't know where it's been!"

"But it's sooo cool! Can I have one for my birthday?"

"The same one?"

"YEAH!!" Tarka nodded enthusiastically. The figure flys away.

"I don't know why I bother." He turns around. "Well? Are you coming? There's a major kickass fight on, and I don't want to miss it!"

The body did not respond, but quietly continued decomposing.

"I guess not. Oh well, best be off." Tarka planted the stick in the body's eye socket, (just in case someone else might want to prod it) and streaked after the form which was trying to escape his stupidity.

MEANWHILE

Fiona and Moonbay were lost. Again. They had woken up to find the Lyger and Command Wolf gone, and no trace of the boys.

"I wonder where they've gone." Asked Fiona.

"I don't know, but when I find them, they're going to wish they'd never been born!"

"Why?"

"Because - never mind." Ten minutes later, they came across a clearing, partially surrounded by forest, partially by cliffs. A sight they never would have expected met there eyes. Van and Raven, sitting next to each other and not trying to kill one another, eating popcorn and watching two faster-than-the-eye-can-see figures fight. All was....not right. Moonbay gasped as the two figures paused, and one glared at her. It then seemingly dismissed her presence and continued. She walked over to Van.

"Where have you been?"

"Oh, hi Moonbay, Fiona, sit down and watch the show!" He beamed at her. "Do you want some popcorn?"

Phoenix lapsed a little, only to have the other slash a large hole in her uniform.

"Did you hear that? They think this is a show!!! For Kami's sake!! They even have popcorn!!"

"Lucky them." The larger figure didn't even look.

"Damn, I feel like popcorn...." Phoenix ignored her growling stomach, and pushed the hair out of her eyes. The figure smiled a little.

"Well, it took you long enough." The small piece of darkness once again alighted on her shoulder.

"IT is heavy, and likes prodding corpses."

"Figures."

"Don't tell me he's been doing what I think he's been doing!"

"Yes."

"TARKA!!!!" Tarka ran behind the stationary Zoids, on the way, snatching the popcorn out of Van's bewildered hands.

"Not peanuts, but close enough."

Raven stood up, evidently irritated...for, some....unknown reason.

"HEY!!! ARE YOU TWO EVER GOING TO FIGHT!!!! IF YOU'RE JUST GOING TO STAND THERE, THEN AT LEAST REACTIVATE MY TIGER SO I CAN DEFEAT VAN!!!!!"

Phoenix blinked.

"You deactivated his Zoid?"

"Yes."

"How?"

"If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you."

"Sheesh! No need to get snippy!" Phoenix grinned. "But....um... I think we might have a little situation on our hands...." Raven had decided that if he wasn't able to fight with a Zoid, he'd just have to strangle the life out of Van. Irvine made no attempt to restrain him.

"Deal with it." The smaller black shape flew over to the pair of them, bit Raven on his nose, grabbed Van, deposited him in his Lyger, locked him in, and did the same to Raven. As he was about to fly back, however, a blue beam of energy hit him. It ended up that Shadow was .... sitting.... on him.

"Get off." The dragonic organid responded, but as no-one but Zeek could understand, the meaning was lost. He did however, look up from his nap amusedly.

"Do what he says, man!" Tarka rubbed a lump on his head tenderly," Or you won't live to regret it!!"

The organoid, however, pretended not to hear.

"He's in for it now," the figure remarked.

"Yeah..." the other smirked, and picked up the forgotten popcorn. The smaller shape seemed to glow for a second, and then, inexplicably, just .... got bigger.... and bigger, and bigger, until it was easily the size of a Zoid.

"Wha-?"

"MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!POPCORN!!!!!! BUTTERED, TOO!!!!"

"The world is doomed." The now-not-so-taller observed. For those not concerned about Phoenix's mental state, however, the previously-small figure was revealed to be a dragon. Shadow, far from ready to give up, blushed. Phoenix edged her way over to the other humanoid, barely...but just barely able to control her fit of hysterics. The dragon, far from impressed, snarled at the blushing organoid. This only caused it to blush brighter, and shift uncomfortably. It said something unintelligible to Zeek, who, if organoids could smirk, would be wearing the biggest Vegeta-type smirk of them all. The dragon took off, somehow flying and regaining his usual size at once.

"Tyyyyy-gggggeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrr!!!! It's scaring me!!!!!" He cowered behind the taller figure, obviously scared. Phoenix had to admit it, even she was slightly disturbed when she saw Zeek looking at the dragon, then at Shadow, then back again, and....winking? But wait!!! Organoids aren't supposed to have eyelids!!!! What the hell?!! Tyger, as she had been named, raised an eybrow.

"Why?"

"Because- because - IT JUST IS!!!!"

"Do you want me to bash it for you?"

"Yes! MAKE IT GO AWAY!!!!!!"

"Is that all? Do it yourself."

"Nu-uh, I'm not going anywhere near it!" She sighed.

"And I thought you were slightly more mature than Tarka."

"Shutup. It's not as if YOU have something like THAT blushing at you!"

"If I did, I would have run it thorough by now."

"Yes, but you kill things that just look at you."

"True. So?"

"Just get rid of it already!"

"Okay, Okay!" She glowed blue, and the organoid glowed blue, and disappeared.

"Better?" He nodded. "Good. Mayhaps we can fight now?" The last was directed at Phoenix.

She shrugged and screwed up the now-empty popcorn bag.

"Sure!" The fur on her tail bristled and seemed to change colours....

"What's this?"

"Hmmmm? Oh, well, I thought a colour-change might be nice. I didn't really want my tail to be golden for a demi-super-saiya-jin. How does silver look?" Tyger just rolled her eyes.

"Does it matter? It doesn't affect your fighting abilities, so why bother?"

"No bother at all! I just felt like being silver!" She raised her sword and bowed. Tyger just raised her sword. The first impact sent the surrounding earth to fly some ten kilometres away. The second crumbled the surrounding cliffs into dust. The third....well, the third had Phoenix (as a fledgling Authoress) gasping for breath, but only for a second. Van, Raven, Fiona, Moonbay, Irvine and Zeek wondered how they survived - just for a second, before they notice the pale blue bubble surrounding each of them.

"What is this stuff?" Van commented as he reached out to touch it, only to be violently zapped into something which half- resembled a burnt piece of toast. Although he couldn't hear it, he could still see Fiona and Moonbay pointing their fingers and laughing at him through the translucent blue haze. The dragon, who, wisely had left Tyger's shoulder, snickered, and found a jutting outcrop of rock to sit on. Tarka.... no-one was really sure what Tarka was doing....

SCREEN SWIRLS INTO TARKA'S P.O.V. (beware, this may be icky)

No peanuts. No popcorn. Weirdo organoids blushing at Tyger's muse. Why was that anyway? He decided that he'd ask Phoenix when she finished up fighting. If she even survives, that is... He shrugged and began searching for the small dragon. Where on not-Earth was he? Was he....was he....trying to avoid him?!!!! *Gasps* Nah, that couldn't be possible...everyone liked him...even that new friend he had to leave behind... A crack split the earth beneath his feet, and he jumped to one side. Man! What are they trying to do?!! Kill each other? Or worse....kill him?!! Ahhh... there was the other muse...

"HEL-LO!!"

SCREEN SWIRLS INTO THE NORMAL P.O.V. ..... Then gets bored, and SWIRLS INTO THE DRAGON'S P.O.V.

I heard the idiot muse come up behind me.

"HEL-LO!"

"Good Morning." If that imbecile was going to stick around.... I think I'll bite it. Again. Does it ever learn? Probably not. Figures.

"What'cha doing?"

"What does it LOOK like?"

"I dunno! What does it look like?" That was it! One more stupid comment, and I'd bite it. People like it annoyed me no end.

"Go away. You're blocking the view."

"View of what?" Patience.... get him while he's not looking.....

"The fight."

"Oh, that. Why would you want to see that? C'mon, let's go.... OWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!! What'd you do that for!?!"

"You are an annoying idiot excuse for a muse. Also, you are blocking the view." Tarka looked slightly offended.

"But.... but...." But the dragon had already gone.

SCREEN SWIRLS BACK TO NORMAL P.O.V. ....and appears to be contented with that....

Whoever said that the mind was a wonderful thing, had obviously never met Phoenix.... For some strange reason, it kept getting in the way of fighting....She mentally clocked it around the back of it's squishier part.

"Stop that!! I'm trying to fight!!"

"Exactly...trying...you know all you really want is world domination and a couple hundred million slaves..."

"THAT'S NOT TRUE!!"

"Sure. Just keep telling yourself that...."

"ARRRGHH!!!" Phoenix's evil alter-ego leapt on her mind and began beating it with a 2" by 4".

"Had enough?!"

"Ouch!!....*whimpering* I guess so...."

"Very well then, just shut up and be NON annoying!!"

Tyger rolled her eyes and sighed. She seemed to be doing that a lot these days. Trying to make sure Phoenix didn't kill herself before she got proper control over herself and her muse was a tough job. AND there was no hazard-pay! But then again, she did volunteer. Might as well look after someone she already somewhat-knew than a TOTAL stranger.... ah, the catches of being an Authoress.....

"World domination....." Phoenix's mind whispered as it bounced inside her skull," You know you wanna....."

"HEY! I thought I told you to shutup?!"

"Just doing my job! I'm putting the shrink's kids through college!"

A low growl escaped her throat.

"Ok, ok! No need to get all cranky!"

"GAHHHH!!!! I....can't....take....it.....any......moRE!!!!" Phoenix raised the butt-end of her sword, and knocked herself into unconscieness....

"Ha!! That shut it up...."

Tyger flew down and grabbed the comatose Authoress.

"Baka." She alighted to the ground, and the blue balls that surrounded the other people disappeared.

"I'm sorry if we are a bother, but do you know where Tarka went?" Everyone blinked at her.

"Guess not. Darkie?" The dragon appeared on her shoulder.

"Yes?"

"Go find Tarka, and bring him back to my Space, would you?"

"Alright. Do you need a hand with her?"

"No, I'll be fine." The two humanoids disappeared, and the dragon streaked off, found the purple fool, and disappeared as well....

A/N: welllll.....that was...ummmm....'interesting', ne? ehehehe.....thanks to Tyger and Darkie for participating......though i take full credit for all that was written...

Tyger: *glares* You were saying.....

hmmm?....o, ummmmm * unaware they had not left the room* err....in that case, Tyger and Darkie DID write most of this, so all hail them!

t: LOOKIE!!! another body!!! *runs and begins to poke it*

Darkdracofire: Humans.....

phoenix: where are all these bodies coming from?.......

until the next chapter of unavoidable DOOM.....MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Tyger: No, were not finished.... I've still got the ruby, and well....Phoenix is psychotic......I'd appreciate any help in torturing her back to normality.... or whatever it is that 'rehab' actually is.....

Phe: :P I HEARD THAT!!!!! but yeah....if you wanna join in....(NOT TO TORTURE ME!!!!) but purely for sugar-fuelled world domination...

Tyger:....or stopping such idiocy....

Darkie: At least it's a BIT original.....

Phe: MWAHAHA! *makes screen swirl and a small girl sits up in bed...'Hmmmm...it was just a dream...' Nah. I'm not that evil/idiotic....though some persons may beg to differ....

BWEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

This chapter brought to you by: Phoenix, Tarka, Tyger and Darkdracofire.

Flames will be eaten as a popcorn/peanut substitute.