A/N: // The room is dark, and filled with an eerie silence, a shuffling can be heard, followed by a loud crash, and then a loud stream of cursing as a desk lamp flicks on //
So much for my dramatic entrance.....*muttermutter*
How've you all been?? *sniff* It's been soooooo long since I've put out another chapter!!! But seriously, I'm under the feared penalty of nagging if I'm found.....
GAHHHHHH!!! DIE, YOU EVIL MATHS HOMEWORK!!! DIE, DIE, DIE!!!!! *wrenched a flame thrower out of nowhere and burns the papers to ash*
Yeeea.....as you probably....can tell, I'm back at school.....and 'enjoying' it ever so much.....grrr...
Errr...anyways, let's just see how much I can get typed before I fall asleep on my keyboard!!!....again....
RECAP
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The Smurf stood on-top of the bubble/snow and watched the show apprehensively. It gasped and stumbled back a few feet when Maelgwyn, Phoenix and CW wore identical evil smirks on their faces, and began to creep very slowly towards it- hands out stretched...
It squealed, and ran for it's own dear life.
"COME BACK 'LIL SMURFIE!!!! COME BAACK!!"
"AWWW!!! WE ONLY WANNA TORTURE YOU!!! IT WON'T HURT THAT MUCH!!!"
But the sensible blue midget paid no heed, and ran into the sunset, out of the story.
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Chapter....EGADS!!! IS IT 9 ALREADY??
Tarka lay stretched out full length in a field of tall yellow grasses. The sun, after having dispersed the bubbles clogged his ears and drying his clothes, made him feel nice and sleepy. Barely having nodded off for a couple of minutes than the sun disappeared, shading his face.
"Stupid cloud..." He muttered as he opened a heavy lidded eye. His eyes met a pair of striking purple ones. "GGAAAAAHHHHH!!!!" Tarka nearly had a cardiac arrest as he flopped back onto the ground. "Will....you....not.....do.....that?!!" Phoenix smirked as she continued to hover horizontally above him.
"Do what?" Tarka glared.
"Don't act all innocent on me, you know precisely what." Phoenix stuck out her tongue, and sat down beside her muse. She gave him a pat on the head, causing him to scowl angrily.
Maelgwyn and CW shook their heads....
"Man, I'm hungry!" Tarka cried out in exasperation,
"You're always hungry!"
"A growing Authoress must have her vittles!"
"Vittles? What the heck are those?!!" CW was eying Phoenix with suspicion.
"Uhhhh...food?" *Blinks shared by all*
"Ohhhh..."
"This fic seems to revolve a lot around food, doesn't it?"
"I suppose so...." The Authoress stood up and drew her sword. "But can I help it if my parental units underfeed me?!!!"
Maelgwyn frowned.
"So....what your saying is that this is just a physical form of your mind's constant delirium?" *Phoenix sweatdrops*
"Well...sure...if you....wanna put it that way..." The group began to watch something on the horizon....the cause? Having run out of interesting subject matter to discuss.
*Suddenly Phoenix pales and waves her sword around hap-hazardly*
"O.....MY.....GOD.....I KNEW IT!!! THE MUTANT ASPARAGUS IS IN LEAUGE WITH THE CHICKENS!!!! THEY'RE COMING TO KILL ME!!!!! AAARRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!"
(a/n: eheh...eh...sorry, internal joke. Tyger asked me to give her random ideas for her fic, and one of them was giant mutant asparagus and the fact that i was attacked by an evil chicken last year....^-^;; )
Maelgwyn to Tarka: "Are you sure she isn't on any form of drug?"
*Tarka thinks a long while*
"Uhhhh....is concentrated caffeine a drug?"
"Yes."
"Then.....yes."
"I knew it.."
MEANWHILE.....
The supposed 'asparagus' in league with the supposed 'chickens' were closing the distance between the two groups fast. On closer inspection, however, one could see that the 'asparagus' appeared to have limbs, a dark navy uniform covering most of their stalks, and each carried a double barrel rifle. They were the Zi Realm's Corps for Oppressing People with Sick minds....
"Feck! The Cops!!" Maelgwyn paled. He had run into those guys a few times, and it wasn't pleasant to tangle with them, to say the least. Certain Phoenix would have enough sense to follow him, he grabbed CW and deserted the scene. But how can one have sense if one is trying to beat off a hoard of Chickens and Asparagus? The marching boys in blue halted, and a tall sergeant stepped forward, brandishing a piece of parchment, writing scribbled in a somewhat formal manner across it.
"Authoress Phoenix?"
"Yes....but what's it to you, you overgrown vegetable?!!!"
The man regarded her weirdly for a moment, and then continued.
"I have been issued with a warrant for your arrest. You have been charged with crimes of vandalism, two counts of assault, bribery, being a Raven stalker & pyromaniac and being insane in general. You do not have the right to speak, protest, sneeze or cough. You may be allowed to blink every 30 seconds...
"Wha the- omph! HEY!! WATCH WHAT YOU'RE DOING, YOU FECKING A$$HO-MPH!" They had her bound and gagged before the poor Authoress could finish her sentence. Hoisting her limp body onto their shoulders, the troops began marching in the direction from which they came. The sergeant took off his cap and rubbed his eyes wearily.
"Another day, another loon...."
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A/N: 0_0 it had to happen eventually....*sigh* but it was fun while it lasted....NEXT CHAPTER: The Big Court Trial & Sentence!!! dun dun dunnnnnn........ what will happen?!! WHAT WILL HAPPEN?!!! hehehe...even I don't know yet! ^-^;; If any of you would like to participate in the hearing as witnesses, just let me know, then email with your rough descriptions so I can write you in...k? ^_^ Don't worry, I'll actually do the work, and let you sit back and relax with a nice glass of liquefied sugar...on the house!
*sniff* I know I've said this before, but I missed you guys!! *wails loudly* Yes, yes, I know, sappy coming from the infamous insane-one. Also, I apologise for this chapter being short...and....rather....disturbing... ^-^ but hey, you know that's how you like me! For my wonderful little group of reviewers, and any newbies who may stumble upon this fic, I am issuing for a limited time..... A RAVEN PLUSHIE DOLL!!!! ^______^ *Phe hugs hers and sits it beside her Veggie and Mirai, and Heero plushies*
Vegeta: You are just....too weird....
Phe: ;P i could say the same to you 'Geta.....as in....*waves a video surveillance tape around*
Vegeta: *blushes* GRRRRR!!!! GIVE THAT TO ME, DAMMIT!!!
Phe: nah nah!!! Can't catch me!!! *flys away with Veggie-chan firing ki blasts at her*
