A/N: Erm…I had something to say right here. But my computer lost all the info. Oh, yeah, I was overwhelmed with the recent reviews!!! Thankyou so much peoples!! I'll thank you and all at the end, because I had everything written last night when I didn't have an Internet connection and I couldn't add my thanx! Mini-me, this chapter is for you!!!! Because the voices incorporated a lot of things you'll recognise, LOL!

Chapter 12: A Kidknapping

It was a warm late May day, and Harry, Ron, and Hermione were going outside to study by the lake.

Suddenly a Death Eater, wearing a year old Slytherin Seventh-Year robes came out of the centre of the lake. He stunned Harry, Ron, and Hermione, levitated Harry's body, and he took Harry back down the lake.

Harry was unstunned a few minutes later. He was surrounded by Death Eaters and next to him was none other than Voldemort himself.

"Harry Potter. You disappoint me. I gave you so much, my Parseltongue and all, and yet you thwart all my plans of world domination and mudblood/muggle extermination. Oh well, while tied up here, you can't interfere with any of my plans," the snake-like man hissed. Then he broke out into song.

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Meanwhile at Hogwarts…

Ginny Weasley slammed her Transfiguration book shut, satisfied with her studying. She decided to head out to the lake where Harry, Ron, and Hermione said that they would be studying. She saw Ron and Hermione, Hermione lying on top of Ron, "Gosh, guys, get a broom cupboard," she mumbled to herself. She noticed that Harry was not with them. "Hmmm, wonder where he is?" she thought to herself.

"Ron, Hermione!" she called. No answer. "Where's Harry?" she asked. She finally got to the two and saw that they were stunned.

"Ennervate!" she waved her wand over Hermione.

"Ginny?" he asked, confused.

Ginny nodded and moved to Ron, "Ennervate!"

"Where's Harry?" Hermione asked.

"I was hoping you would know. What happened?" Ginny said, growing paler.

"We were sitting down, and this Slytherin came out of the lake and stunned us. I think he took Harry," Hermione bit her lip.

"We have to get to Dumbledore," Ginny said.

They ran to the stone gargoyle. "Dang it!" Ron exclaimed. "What's the stupid password?!"

"Is there a problem, Mister Weasley?" McGonagall popped out of nowhere.

"Erm, yeah, Harry's been abducted."

"Let's go to the Headmaster. Sour Grape Sugar Quill," McGonagall said, the gargoyle sprung to life, and the wall split, revealing the all-too-familiar revolving stair-case. They went up to find professor Dumbledore sucking on a Sour Blueberry Sugar Quill.

"What is it," he asked wearily.

"Harry's been abducted again," Ginny said frantically.

"Oh," Dumbledore sighed, "what happened?"

"We were studying by the lake and this Death Eater came out of it, and he stunned us and we're supposing he took Harry as well," Hermione said quickly.

"This is a problem. Miss Weasley, Mister Weasley, Miss Granger, would you mind excusing us so that we can work on getting him back. We will inform you of anything that happens."

Dumbledore took a pinch of floo powder, "Severus Snape's office," he called. "Severus, where are the Death Eaters meeting?" Dumbledore said, just as he was about to step into the fireplace to get to a proper apparition point.

"Wenatchee National Forest, Washington, United States of America," Severus. "Will you get out of my fireplace, I need to get to the meeting," Severus said in a rush.

"Yes, of course," Dumbledore said, removing his head from Severus's fireplace.

"Minerva, get a top American Auroring Agent out to Wenatchee Forest ASAP, and tell them that Harry Potter has been kidknapped. Use the International Floo, go there if you have to. I'll round up who I can."

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The American Agent, Agent Montgomery, arrived just as Voldemort broke into song.

[Voldemort]

I'm gonna be a mighty Dark Lord,

So enemies beware!

[Agent Montgomery]

Well, I've never seen a Lord of wizards

With quite such scaly skin!

[Voldemort]

I'm gonna be the grand attraction

Like no Dark Lord was before

("You're the first Dark Lord," Harry pointed out)

I'm brushing up on looking down

I'm working on my Unforgivables!

[Agent Montgomery]

And thus far, a rather...uninspiring thing

[Voldemort]

Oh, I just can't wait to be Supreme Ruling Dark Lord!

[Agent Montgomery]

You've got rather a long ways to go, snake-man, if you think-

[Voldemort]

No one saying curse this

{Agent Montgomery: Now when I said that, I--}

[Lucius Malfoy]

No one saying be there

{Agent Montgomery: What I meant was...}

[Voldemort]

No one hide here

{Snape: Look, what you didn't realise...}

[Voldemort and Lucius Malfoy] No one saying "Go to Azkaban"

{Agent Montgomery: Now Go to Azkaban!}

[Voldemort]

Free to torture all day (Well, definitely out)

Free to do it all my way!

[Agent Montgomery]

I think it's time that you and I arranged a wand to heart.

[Voldemort]

Dark Lords don't need threats from yank aurors for a start

[Agent Montgomery]

If this is where the United Nations is headed, count me out!

Out of service, out of AAA(A/N: American Auroring Agency), I wouldn't hang about!...aagh

This Dark Wizard is getting wildly out of wand!

[Voldemort] Oh, I just can't wait to be Supreme Ruling Dark Lord!

Everybody look left

Everybody look right

Everywhere you look I'm

Standin in the spotlight

[Agent Montgomery]

NOT EVER!

[Death Eaters]

Let every wizard go for broke and sing!

Let's hear it in the Prophet and on the Wireless

It's gonna be Lord Voldemort's finest thing!

Oh, I just can't wait to be king!

Oh, I just can't wait to be king!

Oh, I just can't waaaaaaaait... to be king!

While Voldemort was singing and the Death Eaters were paying attention to him, Harry slipped out of the ropes and took out his wand, since the Death Eaters had stupidly left him with it.

Harry pointed his wand at Voldemort. He had been doing doing some extra studying and had found a spell to use on Voldemort, with a strong voice he yelled, "Inanis Pectus Corpus!" There was a flash of blinding purple and blue light and Voldemort's soul and body were gone.

"Aw," complained Lucius Malfoy, "If I got to do that all over again I would have killed more people. Like Potter and that bloody agent.

Montgomery put up anti-apparition wards, "Death Eaters are annoying, aren't they?" she asked Harry.

"Not all Death Eaters are annoying," Harry began, "some are dead." Harry walked over to where Voldemort last stood. "You know, everyone's entitled to be stupid, but you really abused the priviledge."

"Let's get them out of here, I bet a lot of them are psycho," the American auror said, getting out her cellular fireplace to call for back up.

"You say psycho like it's a bad thing!" Wormtail complained.

"In your case, it is," a mean-looking psych ward worker named Mahfouz said, placing him in a straightjacket. "By the way, you all will be under my watch. And I hate people of any sort. I'm a pure witch…not just the magic kind either, with a 'B'."

Harry got back to Hogwarts and reunited with his teachers and his best friends and his girlfriend.

A/N: Those odd, seemingly out-of-place phrases towards the end are on keychains—though taken slightly out of context and with a few slight word changes. There will be one more chapter. The spell Harry says is Latin for "Void of soul, body"

Review thanx…

Sailor Juno—I did look them up. I had two conflicting lyric sheets and so I took whatever I thought sounded better. And I can mutilate the songs any way I want to. The perks of being and authorJ .

Charlotte Snape—Yes, they things rule the world.

Ascafeniel—Interesting name. Yeah, I loved the thought of Ron as Chip, and Katie just happened to be the one to be Mrs. Potts. Yeah, Beauty and the Beast was one of their really good ones.

Mixiedust—I like your name. Thanx. Erm, in another chapter I have the 'track listing' of what the original songs were. Yeah, Gin and I figured that we should have Hermione scold Ron for using 'Ain't', it is kind of a Texan/Southern American word, but I think it is in American Dictionaries, not sure though.

Coolio54123—thanx!

Rachel Perez—Yeah, sometimes they can do that. And, well, she is!

Naughtynat—Yes, best for last. Yeah, the ride was okay. But I am terrified beyond all belief of heights, I practically faint on rides that go higher than two or three stories and in hotels taller than 16 stories. You spelled 'Gryffidor' wrong once and didn't capitalise it. Sorry, I'm a 'Grammer Freak', ask either of my sisters. I don't really support one House fully. My twin is a Gryffindor supporter, my adopted sister is a Slytherin supporter, I'd probably be Sorted into Ravenclaw, and Hufflepuff people are just nice. Okay, so maybe not Hufflepuffs as much, but still… Gryffindor and Slytherin are probably the best, they get all the fame and glory (even if it isn't all positive). And they also have Gold and Silver colours. Hufflepuffs and Ravenclaws have only yellow and white.