A/N: Hey people…last chapter, warning, last chapter. I would like to dedicate it to our most faithful reviewer, naughtynat!
Chapter 14: And There Was Much Rejoicing
News of Voldemort's rise and final defeat had reached the public. So Tom and several other people organised a parade in Diagon Alley. It would feature Harry, and several of the imprisoned Death Eaters (those who weren't in the mental institution).
Harry was featured on a large Firebolt-like float, with his girlfriend, Ginny, and two best friends, Ron and Hermione. Following Harry was the American Auror, Montgomery, and some of her bosses on a giant American flag-like flying carpet. After them was the Hogwarts staff on a replica of the castle. After them, was the Order of the Phoenix, riding on a giant phoenix (including a big black shaggy dog, Snuffles!). Then was the Minister of Magic, Fudge, and Ministry officials on a British flag-like flying carpet. Following him were the rest of the American and British Aurors on a giant promenade deck. Bringing up the rear were Death Eaters in charmed cages.
All of a sudden Fudge broke out into song (to tune of Zero to Hero from Hercules)
Bless my soul Vold was on a roll Person of the week in every wizard opinion poll What a pro Vold could stop a show Point him at a muggle and you're talking Avada Kadavra He was a Dark Lord A terror, terror Now he's a dead one He's a zero Here was a Dark Lord with his Death Eater's act down pat From terror to zero in no time flat Terror to zero just like that When he hissed The snakes went wild with Hisses and slithers And they talked to him All the time (All the time) From Death Eater fees and stealing Our Vold had cash to burn Now void of soul and body He couldn't tell you What's an Unforgivable Curse Say amen There he goes again Ashes and defeated And an awesome 0 out of 10 Folks lined up Just to watch him kill And this Death Eater had Packed a pair of pretty omnioculars Voldie, he came He saw, he was conquered Honey, the crowds were Going bonkers He showed the lack of brains, and spunk From terror to zero he major stunk Terror to hero and who'da thunk Who put the "death" in "Death Eater"? Voldemort! Whose daring defeats are great reading? Voldemort Is he unattracive? No one uglier Is he gone Always and forever Voldemort, Voldemort ... Bless my soul Vold was on a roll Though defeated Hiding low And the meanest guy Very conceited He was a Dark Lord A terror, terror Now he's a dead thing He's a zero He hit the floor at breackneck speed From terror to zero Vold is a zero Now he's a zero Yes indeed!
The festivities lasted late into the night, and Harry was decorated with an Order of Merlin First Class, and several other awards internationally.
Later in the week, Sirius's name was cleared, exams were cancelled, and Harry went to live with Sirius over the holidays.
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The End
A/N: Sorry about the stars again. Had to do something between the end of the story and the "The End".
I know I haven't been including the song name/movie from and all so here you go…
Chapter 1: Not in Nottingham from Robin Hood and The Work Song from Cinderella
Chapter 2: Greatest Criminal Mind from The Great Mouse Detective
Chapter 3: Hakuna Matata from The Lion King
Chapter 4: Be Our Guest from Beauty and the Beast
Chapter 5: Belle from Beauty and the Beast
Chapter 6: Be Prepared from The Lion King
Chapter 7: Friend Like Me from Aladdin
Chapter 8: Something There from Beauty and the Beast
Chapter 9: Part of Your World from Little Mermaid
Chapter 10: Savages from Pocahontas
Chapter 11: A Whole New World from Aladdin
Chapter 12: I Won't Say I'm in Love from Hercules
Chapter 13: I Just Can't Wait to Be King from The Lion King
Chapter 14: An extremely mutilated version of Zero to Hero from Hercules
Reviewer thanx…
sg1 fan—I feel so loved, you chose me over homework…And thankyou, sorry this is the last chapter.
naughtynat—it's only sort of co-written. It was my idea and I was the first one to "translate" all of the songs, and then Ginny would just look over them and change anything else as well. I wrote the storyline and all though, she has no idea what I'm doing. I'm doing this all behind her back because we were fighting over who's account it would be posted on, which is why I usually update late at night because she goes to bed earlier. I didn't even tell her the story line and she expected it to be posted on her account just 'cause she helped and she had more people with her on their favourites list and she's been here longer and all. But it's okay, she can't do a thing about it once she finds out. I know, I'm cruel. But I was bored. So I wrote and posted, because it's my story! With her help. Sorry about the grammer comment. Yeah, I loved the last chapter, I wanted Voldemort to sing it earlier because it worked so well. Using the song from the chapter before was Ginny's idea. I didn't like Hercules all that well, because it confused me in my Latin class where we had to study all the gods and all as well, so I kinda forgot that song, it didn't need much "translating" either, but I had conflicting lyric sheets, so I got it all wrong because I combined both. Thankyou so much for all your reviews. *hugs*
MICHEAL—Sorry, I was bored. You sound way too much like someone I know…
