Rub-A-Dub-Dub

Disclaimer: Vandread belongs to Gonzo
Timeline: after the first stage, some days before the second stage started
Notes: This chapter.. has no special story in it. Just go on and read.


Chapter 2: Bath..?

"Here.", said Meia as she threw three towels to the boys. Hibiki caught the (embarrassing) pink one, Bart the gray one and Duero got an orange . The boys was bombarded by shampoo bottles and soap later then. "Okay, the main bathroom is to the left, straight and its located at the end of the corridor. You can have a Jacuzzi bath, manicure, pedicure, cream bath, aromatherapy and all other stuff Jura really dig in. Enjoy your bath", Meia finally said again. And with that she left the boy's living quarters.

"Oh, and uh, one more thing, tell us when you're finished."

Meia headed back to God-knows-where.

Silence

Confusion

Intense Staring

Blinking

Silence

"So, Duero-kun, what's a 'bath'?"

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Watching from the camera hidden in the men's living quarters, the whole crew who forced the boss to grant the boys a squeaky clean bath growled in disgust.

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Back to the boys' room

"Hmm.. let's see.", said Duero as he tried to find out through the books from the colonization area which he dug out with the help from Parfet. Through those books, he has 'uncovered' the secrets of reproduction from male and female cells and forgotten cultures. "Bath.. bath.. aha! Bath!" After seeing the article he face-faulted. "De, nande?", Hibiki asked. Duero helplessly handed the book to the other boys. It was a map of a small town in England. "What a load of crap!!", Hibiki yelled, throwing the book to the floor angrily. "That city is like dead a thousand years ago and it's miles from here!!!" Bart picked up the shampoo and soap. He has the 'Chamomile Extract' soap and 'Vitamin-enriched' shampoo , "And what does it have to do with these things?" Duero sniffed one of it. "Whatever it is, it smells pleasant.", he commented. Hibiki turned the com device on

"OI! 'Baa-san!! What's the purpose of this things??!!"

"Listen boy, have you realized that your odor are starting to stink?"

Hibiki looked at Duero.

Duero looked at Bart.

Bart looked back at Hibiki

Evey one of them shrugged.

Magno groaned. It's going to be a long way. Jura could not stand it anymore.

"Can't you notice that the crews been acting strangely towards you these days??!!!", barked Jura who blocked Magno.

"You guys ARE SOOOOOO DIGUSTING!!!!" pointed more females.

*PYON*

The com link was closed.

"O--OI!!! WHAT DID WE DO????!!!!!!!", Hibiki crowed out loud.

"Nandemonai yo?", he asked Duero helplessly. Duero shrugged. His calm face evolved into confusion. Bart was sulking in the corner, trying to recount whatever sins he did to the girls.

Minutes later....

"Uchuujin-san!!"

"Hi doctor."

"Wanna take a bath together, ne,ne,ne?", Dita cried happily

"Who wants to do it with you!", Hibiki scoffed her roughly.

"Parfet, I have an important question to ask you."

"Nani?"

"What exactly is a 'bath' "

2BCONT'D

Coming next:

Duero was already stripping himself up. Slowly. Surely....

Otanoshimini! (sub:please wait for the next chapter [Full Monty--NOT!])