Rub-A-Dub-Dub
Disclaimer: Vandread belongs to
Gonzo
Timeline: after the
first stage, a day before the second stage started
Notes: mild lemon/ecchi--sorry for the last posting, since my telephone
line broke down!
Chapter 3:Full Monty--NOT!
It was shiny and beautiful. The bathroom walls were covered with ceramics. It was regularly cleaned, so, obviously it doesn't look shabby or even dirty. There was three rooms. There were the conventional tub baths, Jacuzzi pools, massaging room and even a beauty spa.
Parfet and Dita (who obviously led the boys to the bathroom) left the boys, staring at the rooms.
"So, we'll leave you boys here." ,Parfet said. "We're going to the cream bath room together." Dita nodded happily.
The boys were still staring at her clueless.
"What do we do now?", Bart asked. He was carrying the soaps and shampoos while other boys held their towels.
Dita and Parfet practically fell down to the floors.
"Oh boy--", Parfet groaned mentally.
Parfet scratched her head. She frowned. "Err.. I don't know how to explain this but.."
"You got to strip!!!", Dita interrupted cheerfully.
A moment of silence
"S--STRIP!!!???! LIKE-HELL , ONNA!!!!Over my dead body first!!! Hmppph!", Hibiki reacted. He even put a protective pose.
"STRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP????!!!!!!!", Bart screamed fearfully.
"Strip.", was the only reaction from Duero "I wonder for what reasons."
Parfet groaned, "Oh God, they really don't know do they?"
"Surely there's a logical reason behind all this.", Duero reasoned.
"Doctor-san is such an idiot! How can one clean the glasses if it's still stored in its box!", said Dita.
Duero frowned
"What's that s'pposed t'mean--UFO Onna??"-Hibiki retorted
"Glasses and us?", said Bart, confused.
"Never mind that", Parfet stepped in, "Bath is an act of cleaning bodies."
Duero raised his eyebrow. His brain produced one usual word he always said--interesting
"Parfet, maybe Dita and you have to bathe them like babies!", Dita suggested "Uchuujin-san, let me bath you!"
"-Eh-N-O NONONONONONo!!!",said Hibiki, blushing furiously.
"Aaaaaaaaaaackkkkk!!??---DUERO KUN??!!!", Bart hysterically squealed.
Duero was already stripping himself up. Slowly. Surely. (Author+ other Duero fans: Ahh....Duero...) He's got quite a build . His chest are looking tough, his hands are muscular in a very natural way that looks admirable. Not like some muscly boys in wrestling shows or any body-builders. Just natural. His dark skin accentuate his looks a lot. He's--gorgeous.
Parfet blushed very red.
"Doctor, you look.. beautiful.", she praised him. For that, Parfet was awarded by a shy grin from the doctor.
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"WHY DA HECK DIDJA JUST STRIP??!!!", Hibiki yelled
"I'm curious. So, let's get through this 'bath' ritual that onnas do."
"I AINT' STRIPPIN FOR ANY LADIES!!!"
Dita playfully frowned, "Then Dita won't cook for uchuujin-san anymore."
PI!
Dita cornered Hibiki at the right weak spot. As she said that, he started to undo the button in his clothing. Furiously. Carelessly. He was even trapping his left hand inside his cloth. Dita comes quickly to his aid, lifting up the entanglement of the clothing. After all of the outer clothing removed , it revealed such a skinny, flat body. Extremely barren, not a good side to see, either bad. Parfet looked back and for that Duero's heavenly body and Hibiki's earthly one. Dita began observing too.
Duero pulled his brief off
"So it's true that males have 'tubes under their crotches!' ", Dita uttered spontaneously. "Does Uchuujin-san have that too?" "OFF COURSE!!! What do you think I am a robot?!!",Hibiki barked.
Parfet however, felt very uneasy. Shyness, curiosity and weirdly enough desire was whipped up in her insides. She was blushing for unknown reasons. However, she now prefer to make the doctor close his .... she doesn't want to stare at it too long. It somehow had an.. entrancing effect. "Uh.. wear your brief on again, Doctor. I kinda feel uneasy seeing that. Hibiki, Bart,you can wear that too." Hibiki sighed in super-relief. Then, Parfet and Dita led them into one of the bathroom's many rooms.
"You put those towels there (at the hanger)"
The three of them did that at the same time
"Sit on those floors."
They sat
"Let Dita and Parfet do the thing!!", Dita commanded.
More note: I've rethink of putting a glossary down below
onna: woman/girl
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