Rub-a Dub-Dub:Epilogue
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Timeline: after the first stage, a day before the second stage started
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"So", started Jura. "All of them are shiny and squeaky clean now?"
The dread pilots were having a meeting at lunch in the cafetaria. Dita frowned slightly.
"Nani?", asked Meia.
"Dita is afraid, leader, we are doing some re-stocking in this planet and uchuujin-san, doctor-san and navigator-san went out together with fukuchou-san, and Parfet, ...and..", she didn't continue speaking. Instead she pointed out to a monitor revealing the planet's insights.
It was a beautiful planet, green and luscious, plants swamping over the place. It was similiar to somewhat of a rain forest planet in which most of the crew had never seen before. Meia looked at it with amazement. The planet's very highly tecnological and organic too. Most of their working machines are based on the use of symbiotic attatchment on the ecosystem, resulting a non-polluted ground suitable for man and nature.
"It looks fine to me.", she commented
"Me too.", inquired Jura.
"Demo, Dita had a bad feeling... that they might attck us or something..."
"Might be your own paranoia. C'mon that planet is completely harmless, I mean they accepted us pretty much.", Barnette added, "Not that I really care though" She did care however for one thing, THEIR STENCH.
Dita nodded meekly. It maybe is one of her paranoia after all. Everyone doesn't feel something was up anyway and the planet's citizen has been considerably very friendly compared to those Muunyas.
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Moments later...
"Hai, "said BC to the planet's leader. "Thank you very much for the food supplies sir" With the vice-captain's bow to the tribe, everybody went aboard the pod prepared to went back to the ship, Nirvana. Not long after that the pod entered Nirvana back.
Dita ran to greet all of them --especially her uchuujin-san. She stretched out her arms wide to glomp him, "Uchuu-jin saaa-------------------------------------!!"
What greeted her visions were a total revolt.
Hibiki was totally drenched in a gooey brownish substance that stink like hell. And so were the doctor. And the navigator. And Parfet. And the vice captain.
"NAAANIIIIIII???", she screeched out loud.
"We all fell into a booby trap before we went back to the pod--carelessly", explained BC as the vice captain gave Hibiki a death glare.
"Sorry guys, the effort was wasted...", mutterred Parfet to the pop-up screen that was greeting them from the crew.
".....", was all the crew could say.
The End
Lame ending isn't it?
