I don't own any of these characters (obviously you fools so leave me alone)
A first meeting.
**thinking (someone is thinking, der)**
Squall: Hey gu---
Me: What da hell? You ain't suppoed (yes, I said suppoed) to be here!
Squall: Whatever *implodes*.
0_o
Cloud: Hey Tifa, you're looking- AHEJAFAJF AJFAFJ! (something small hits his spikey hair and gets impaled on his head.)
Cloud: (Running around and casting death on the thing on his head) What is it???!!! Get if off!!!
Red: BWAHAHAH! You got a midget wizard stuck on your head!
Just then, all of the ff9 characters warp through a portal. Vivi manages to get off of Cloud.
Cid: WHAT THE !%!^!&!%!#^$ are those !^%^!^^!!!#^ THINGS????!!!
Vincent: Maybe if I….(he shoots the rat looking lady. she bounces the bullet off and it hits vincent in the head. A loud ping is heard.) That didn't work. owww..booboo
Cid: THOSE THINGS ARE LIKE TWO FEET TALL WITH THREE FEET TALL EYES!!!!!! EYE CAN'T TAKE IT!!! (he starts jabbing pencils in his eyes.)
Tiffa: (looking at Vivi) Aww, how cute! What's your name?
Vivi: **boobies….** (drools) My name is….Boobie. NO! IT'S BREASTY! NOOO! IT'S JUGGIES! NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Zidane: Snap out of I-----**booooobieeeessssss***
Eiko: Giddyap doggie! Weeee!
Red: Get off of me or I will kill your family.
Eiko: 0_o………………………………...........k
Red: **that thing is annoying!**
Eiko: Hey! How do you think in italics?
Red: (marking Eiko as his territory, wink wink nudge nudge) Stay awasy from me!
Freya: Eiko, why do you smell like…..YOU MUST DIE!
Eiko: GAHHHHHHGAHHHHHH!!!!
Freya: Just kidding.
Steiner: (Poking Barret) Shouldn't you be working in the kitchen or something? Back to work slave!
Barret: !$%!&*@!$^!&!%$%YOU!%!^!&!!%I'LL@^@*&@!*!*!&!!!!!!!!!
Tifa: (noticing Garnet) What 'chu lookin' at?
Garnet: Iith was looking over yonder where thy friend Cloud beith. He doth look cute.
Tifa: He is my man!!
A slapping contest ensues, but no one pays attention.
Cloud: Say little missie, howz about me and you get a drink and then go over to my place?
Amarant: I'm a man you insolent fool!!!
All: gasp!!!…………………0_o
Sephiroth: Is that why you said it wouldn't work out?
Amarant throws a rising sun at him and kills him.
Cait Sith: Why am I never in any story?
All: Cause you suck, now go away!
Vincent: A self incorporates another self. The self has always been composed of two selves; a self which is observed and a self which it observes itself.
Squall: What the? (Implodes)
0_o Find out next time to see how they send the ff9 gang home.
Next time!
Aeris: You can't do that! you have to make another chapter
Me: Shut up, you're dead, go away.
Vivi: This is really pissing me off! Find a way to get us home or I will kill you all!
All………………………………..................................................................................................................................................................k
Cloud: Well what were you guys doing when you got here?
Freya: Ooooh, I like leaders……
Cloud: Stay away from me rat chick.
Freya feels something on her leg. She sees red 13 getting frisky whith her leg.
Freya:………………………..
Steiner: You're going to let that continue?
Freya: I don't mind.
(Ok, she even surprised me there)
Cid: Just !^!^!&!&*#@! tell us what the !^!&*@^! you @!^!&&! guys were doing.
Zidane: **Yay! I'm finally here!** We were beating up Kuja when he did something weird.
Squall: Whatever (Implodes)
Barret: So just go back you friggin' idiots!
Just then, something walks in (where they are, I don't know) that looks like a mix between Cait Sith and Quina!
Red: BWAHAHAHAHAH!! Kill it! Kill it!
Cait Quina: GAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!
Cloud: I found a way for you guys to go back!
All: How?
Cloud: The !$!&&! author of this !%!^^!! story sends you back. NOWWWW!!!
Me: Ok, silly goose, geese.
all the ff9 characters poof out of the scene.
Aeris: Weird asses
All: AHHHHHHH!!! IT'S AERIS!!!!! AHHHHHHHH!!!
THE END.
Red: BWAHAHAHA!
END
Red: TEHEHEHEHEEH
End!!!! NOW……
----silence----
stop typing
k.
A first meeting.
**thinking (someone is thinking, der)**
Squall: Hey gu---
Me: What da hell? You ain't suppoed (yes, I said suppoed) to be here!
Squall: Whatever *implodes*.
0_o
Cloud: Hey Tifa, you're looking- AHEJAFAJF AJFAFJ! (something small hits his spikey hair and gets impaled on his head.)
Cloud: (Running around and casting death on the thing on his head) What is it???!!! Get if off!!!
Red: BWAHAHAH! You got a midget wizard stuck on your head!
Just then, all of the ff9 characters warp through a portal. Vivi manages to get off of Cloud.
Cid: WHAT THE !%!^!&!%!#^$ are those !^%^!^^!!!#^ THINGS????!!!
Vincent: Maybe if I….(he shoots the rat looking lady. she bounces the bullet off and it hits vincent in the head. A loud ping is heard.) That didn't work. owww..booboo
Cid: THOSE THINGS ARE LIKE TWO FEET TALL WITH THREE FEET TALL EYES!!!!!! EYE CAN'T TAKE IT!!! (he starts jabbing pencils in his eyes.)
Tiffa: (looking at Vivi) Aww, how cute! What's your name?
Vivi: **boobies….** (drools) My name is….Boobie. NO! IT'S BREASTY! NOOO! IT'S JUGGIES! NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Zidane: Snap out of I-----**booooobieeeessssss***
Eiko: Giddyap doggie! Weeee!
Red: Get off of me or I will kill your family.
Eiko: 0_o………………………………...........k
Red: **that thing is annoying!**
Eiko: Hey! How do you think in italics?
Red: (marking Eiko as his territory, wink wink nudge nudge) Stay awasy from me!
Freya: Eiko, why do you smell like…..YOU MUST DIE!
Eiko: GAHHHHHHGAHHHHHH!!!!
Freya: Just kidding.
Steiner: (Poking Barret) Shouldn't you be working in the kitchen or something? Back to work slave!
Barret: !$%!&*@!$^!&!%$%YOU!%!^!&!!%I'LL@^@*&@!*!*!&!!!!!!!!!
Tifa: (noticing Garnet) What 'chu lookin' at?
Garnet: Iith was looking over yonder where thy friend Cloud beith. He doth look cute.
Tifa: He is my man!!
A slapping contest ensues, but no one pays attention.
Cloud: Say little missie, howz about me and you get a drink and then go over to my place?
Amarant: I'm a man you insolent fool!!!
All: gasp!!!…………………0_o
Sephiroth: Is that why you said it wouldn't work out?
Amarant throws a rising sun at him and kills him.
Cait Sith: Why am I never in any story?
All: Cause you suck, now go away!
Vincent: A self incorporates another self. The self has always been composed of two selves; a self which is observed and a self which it observes itself.
Squall: What the? (Implodes)
0_o Find out next time to see how they send the ff9 gang home.
Next time!
Aeris: You can't do that! you have to make another chapter
Me: Shut up, you're dead, go away.
Vivi: This is really pissing me off! Find a way to get us home or I will kill you all!
All………………………………..................................................................................................................................................................k
Cloud: Well what were you guys doing when you got here?
Freya: Ooooh, I like leaders……
Cloud: Stay away from me rat chick.
Freya feels something on her leg. She sees red 13 getting frisky whith her leg.
Freya:………………………..
Steiner: You're going to let that continue?
Freya: I don't mind.
(Ok, she even surprised me there)
Cid: Just !^!^!&!&*#@! tell us what the !^!&*@^! you @!^!&&! guys were doing.
Zidane: **Yay! I'm finally here!** We were beating up Kuja when he did something weird.
Squall: Whatever (Implodes)
Barret: So just go back you friggin' idiots!
Just then, something walks in (where they are, I don't know) that looks like a mix between Cait Sith and Quina!
Red: BWAHAHAHAHAH!! Kill it! Kill it!
Cait Quina: GAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!
Cloud: I found a way for you guys to go back!
All: How?
Cloud: The !$!&&! author of this !%!^^!! story sends you back. NOWWWW!!!
Me: Ok, silly goose, geese.
all the ff9 characters poof out of the scene.
Aeris: Weird asses
All: AHHHHHHH!!! IT'S AERIS!!!!! AHHHHHHHH!!!
THE END.
Red: BWAHAHAHA!
END
Red: TEHEHEHEHEEH
End!!!! NOW……
----silence----
stop typing
k.
