I don't own any of these characters (obviously you fools so leave me alone)

A first meeting.
**thinking (someone is thinking, der)**
Squall: Hey gu---

Me: What da hell? You ain't suppoed (yes, I said suppoed) to be here!

Squall: Whatever *implodes*.

0_o

Cloud: Hey Tifa, you're looking- AHEJAFAJF AJFAFJ! (something small hits his spikey hair and gets impaled on his head.)

Cloud: (Running around and casting death on the thing on his head) What is it???!!! Get if off!!!

Red: BWAHAHAH! You got a midget wizard stuck on your head!

Just then, all of the ff9 characters warp through a portal. Vivi manages to get off of Cloud.

Cid: WHAT THE !%!^!&!%!#^$ are those !^%^!^^!!!#^ THINGS????!!!

Vincent: Maybe if I….(he shoots the rat looking lady. she bounces the bullet off and it hits vincent in the head. A loud ping is heard.) That didn't work. owww..booboo

Cid: THOSE THINGS ARE LIKE TWO FEET TALL WITH THREE FEET TALL EYES!!!!!! EYE CAN'T TAKE IT!!! (he starts jabbing pencils in his eyes.)

Tiffa: (looking at Vivi) Aww, how cute! What's your name?

Vivi: **boobies….** (drools) My name is….Boobie. NO! IT'S BREASTY! NOOO! IT'S JUGGIES! NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

Zidane: Snap out of I-----**booooobieeeessssss***

Eiko: Giddyap doggie! Weeee!

Red: Get off of me or I will kill your family.

Eiko: 0_o………………………………...........k

Red: **that thing is annoying!**

Eiko: Hey! How do you think in italics?

Red: (marking Eiko as his territory, wink wink nudge nudge) Stay awasy from me!

Freya: Eiko, why do you smell like…..YOU MUST DIE!

Eiko: GAHHHHHHGAHHHHHH!!!!

Freya: Just kidding.

Steiner: (Poking Barret) Shouldn't you be working in the kitchen or something? Back to work slave!

Barret: !$%!&*@!$^!&!%$%YOU!%!^!&!!%I'LL@^@*&@!*!*!&!!!!!!!!!

Tifa: (noticing Garnet) What 'chu lookin' at?

Garnet: Iith was looking over yonder where thy friend Cloud beith. He doth look cute.

Tifa: He is my man!!

A slapping contest ensues, but no one pays attention.

Cloud: Say little missie, howz about me and you get a drink and then go over to my place?

Amarant: I'm a man you insolent fool!!!

All: gasp!!!…………………0_o

Sephiroth: Is that why you said it wouldn't work out?

Amarant throws a rising sun at him and kills him.

Cait Sith: Why am I never in any story?

All: Cause you suck, now go away!

Vincent: A self incorporates another self. The self has always been composed of two selves; a self which is observed and a self which it observes itself.

Squall: What the? (Implodes)

0_o Find out next time to see how they send the ff9 gang home.

Next time!
Aeris: You can't do that! you have to make another chapter

Me: Shut up, you're dead, go away.
Vivi: This is really pissing me off! Find a way to get us home or I will kill you all!

All………………………………..................................................................................................................................................................k

Cloud: Well what were you guys doing when you got here?

Freya: Ooooh, I like leaders……

Cloud: Stay away from me rat chick.

Freya feels something on her leg. She sees red 13 getting frisky whith her leg.

Freya:………………………..

Steiner: You're going to let that continue?

Freya: I don't mind.

(Ok, she even surprised me there)

Cid: Just !^!^!&!&*#@! tell us what the !^!&*@^! you @!^!&&! guys were doing.

Zidane: **Yay! I'm finally here!** We were beating up Kuja when he did something weird.

Squall: Whatever (Implodes)

Barret: So just go back you friggin' idiots!

Just then, something walks in (where they are, I don't know) that looks like a mix between Cait Sith and Quina!

Red: BWAHAHAHAHAH!! Kill it! Kill it!

Cait Quina: GAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!

Cloud: I found a way for you guys to go back!

All: How?
Cloud: The !$!&&! author of this !%!^^!! story sends you back. NOWWWW!!!

Me: Ok, silly goose, geese.

all the ff9 characters poof out of the scene.

Aeris: Weird asses

All: AHHHHHHH!!! IT'S AERIS!!!!! AHHHHHHHH!!!

THE END.

Red: BWAHAHAHA!

END

Red: TEHEHEHEHEEH

End!!!! NOW……

----silence----

stop typing

k.