Title: Christina (snicker) goes to a field

Author: Christina Booth (Fiora-da-insane)

Disclaimer: I do not own Aragorn or Legolas. Tolkien does. He is a God here. Or one of the Valar...*shrug* I own Christina Booth, as she is I. I is she.

Christina Booth (snicker) was a pretty fourteen year old woman. Christina (snicker) had long curly strait red hair and green eyes. Christina (snicker) lived an abused life, where she was raped and beaten and hit. Christina's (snicker) parents didn't love her. Because they were not her real parent's, you see. Christina (snicker) was very anti-social.

One day, Christina (snicker) ran away from home, and fell into a creek. She woke up in a field (gasp). "I'm in a field!" she stated, and so it was. Suddenly, a man came out of the forest. "Who are you?!" Christina (snicker) screeched quietly.

"I am Aragorn!" he stated. "Now silence yourself! Foolish She-Elf!" as she was.

"I am not foolish!" Christina (snicker) stated. And kicked his ass.

"You sure kicked that sexist pervert's ass good!" said Legolas. "Would you marry me, Arawnethinagadfkelw;fhsas,dmaf,msd.bfsjkthrekjlhtiueryhtjklsadbfmnsadbfnmsad bfmsdbfhrwtghjre?!" he asked, as that was her name.

"Yes! I will!" said Christina (snicker), now known as Arawnethinagadfkelw;fhsas,dmaf,msd.bfsjkthrekjlhtiueryhtjklsadbfmnsadbfnm sadbfmsdbfhrwtghjre.

"Call me GODDESS!"

"Yes! GODDESS! MY BRIDE!" SAID Legolas, STUCK ON CAPS LOCK.

AND SO IT WAS, GODDESS AND Legolas WERE MARRIED! AND IT WAS A HAPPY DAY!