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AN:here's the rest!
Chapter 2: part 2
I awoke the next day to a bunch of people jabbing at me with sticks and a dog trying to eat my hair. At first I thought they were children, but two of them had beards and another was drinking wine while halfheartedly poking my foot. I yanked what hair I could salvage from the dog out of its mouth, which isnt much. In the end I just gave up and the dog chewed happily on my meat-bun-smelling hair. I took a look around me at the 5 people assembled around me with their intimidating sticks. They were actually SHORTER than me. You can just imagine how glad I was to be in a town where *I* wasn't the shortest person, but the TALLEST. It may seem simple and unworthy of your time but dammit I was HAPPY. They called me a *sniffle* giant! *tear of happiness.* They had never seen another person in their entire lives. Living in the middle of a thick forest might have something to do with that...
I still remember the day that changed my life (again). I was going to collect firewood a few trees away from the village. That's what we used to measure distance, I.E: I'm only taking your daughter 3 trees away to throw rocks in the river. The community was built right AROUND the trees, but we never minded. It took me only a few minutes to collect all that I needed,Chewy yapping at my feet. Yes, I named the dog that chewed on my hair (for hours) the first day I arrived. We've reached an agreement- he would eat my hair for as long as he wanted if he didn't also pee on my clothes. I wasn't very pleased with the plan, but Chewy is VERY VERY persuasive.
It was on that day that I met Taiitsukan. She was at the Tree Gate ( 2 trees side by side to form an arch entering our village) I overheard her asking if anyone would like to be her servant. Now it wasn't a paying job and everyone had heard of her temper..except me. She offered magic powers- always interesting. I thought it was gonna be like blasting someone to outer space or turning rocks into pumpkin pies or something like that...so (dumb dumb dumb) I offered to be her servant.
"you?" she said, raising an eyebrow at me." Why in the WORLD would I want a girl like YOU to be my servant?"
"I uh. I can umm... hm. I'll give you cookies if you do!" I replied.
She seemed intrigued at the aspect of cookies.I took that as a "yes" so immediately I glomped her. Now this is where I learned the most important lesson EVER. Never glomp the creator of the universe.
She shrieked and bopped me on the head with a mallet, apparently appearing out of nowhere. Then she turned my hair green. Mind you I liked my blue hair just fine so in a fit of rage I chomped onto her leg. I was never the brightest when I got mad. Something or another happened and smoke poofed out of her. She had tried to teleport home but I got transported too... (I was still on her leg)
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
And so began my lovely role as a Nyan nyan.
Should I write more or not? ~.^ reviewing sure has slowed down. many talented writers, not including me, arent getting as many reviews as the "good ol days" O.o or maybe it's just my humor fics that get more reviews. *shrug* go figure. Review plz! Tell me if u want me to go on.
Chapter 2: part 2
I awoke the next day to a bunch of people jabbing at me with sticks and a dog trying to eat my hair. At first I thought they were children, but two of them had beards and another was drinking wine while halfheartedly poking my foot. I yanked what hair I could salvage from the dog out of its mouth, which isnt much. In the end I just gave up and the dog chewed happily on my meat-bun-smelling hair. I took a look around me at the 5 people assembled around me with their intimidating sticks. They were actually SHORTER than me. You can just imagine how glad I was to be in a town where *I* wasn't the shortest person, but the TALLEST. It may seem simple and unworthy of your time but dammit I was HAPPY. They called me a *sniffle* giant! *tear of happiness.* They had never seen another person in their entire lives. Living in the middle of a thick forest might have something to do with that...
I still remember the day that changed my life (again). I was going to collect firewood a few trees away from the village. That's what we used to measure distance, I.E: I'm only taking your daughter 3 trees away to throw rocks in the river. The community was built right AROUND the trees, but we never minded. It took me only a few minutes to collect all that I needed,Chewy yapping at my feet. Yes, I named the dog that chewed on my hair (for hours) the first day I arrived. We've reached an agreement- he would eat my hair for as long as he wanted if he didn't also pee on my clothes. I wasn't very pleased with the plan, but Chewy is VERY VERY persuasive.
It was on that day that I met Taiitsukan. She was at the Tree Gate ( 2 trees side by side to form an arch entering our village) I overheard her asking if anyone would like to be her servant. Now it wasn't a paying job and everyone had heard of her temper..except me. She offered magic powers- always interesting. I thought it was gonna be like blasting someone to outer space or turning rocks into pumpkin pies or something like that...so (dumb dumb dumb) I offered to be her servant.
"you?" she said, raising an eyebrow at me." Why in the WORLD would I want a girl like YOU to be my servant?"
"I uh. I can umm... hm. I'll give you cookies if you do!" I replied.
She seemed intrigued at the aspect of cookies.I took that as a "yes" so immediately I glomped her. Now this is where I learned the most important lesson EVER. Never glomp the creator of the universe.
She shrieked and bopped me on the head with a mallet, apparently appearing out of nowhere. Then she turned my hair green. Mind you I liked my blue hair just fine so in a fit of rage I chomped onto her leg. I was never the brightest when I got mad. Something or another happened and smoke poofed out of her. She had tried to teleport home but I got transported too... (I was still on her leg)
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
And so began my lovely role as a Nyan nyan.
Should I write more or not? ~.^ reviewing sure has slowed down. many talented writers, not including me, arent getting as many reviews as the "good ol days" O.o or maybe it's just my humor fics that get more reviews. *shrug* go figure. Review plz! Tell me if u want me to go on.
