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disclaimer!
Disclaimer: This fic has been created solely for entertainment purposes. I, roze, take full credit for all improvements in your life commencing as of your reading of this fic and continuing for a reasonable period of time thereafter or until hell freezes over, whichever is longer. I, roze, accept no blame for any trouble you might get into because of same, including but not limited to: grounding, detention, expulsion from school, disfiguring hunting accidents, and the death penalty. You have now been duly warned. Enjoy!
R+R! Please! roze x
The confessions of Lisa Turpin
~ In great distress ~
Tried to get Flitwick to help get rid of the dratted heart. Ok, he did his best and burst it. Covering me in red wine. Now I'm a walking, talking, grape vine. Wonderful. I managed to get Hallu out the window - by throwing him.
Padma is rather, lets just say, annoyed that she didn't get a Valentine from Draco Malfoy.
~ Lunchtime ~
Still smelling like a drunkard who went swimming in a pool of wine.
~ During Dumbledore's 'Happy Valentines' speech ~
Being the ever-so-daring-me, I gave my buddies the buzz signal.
~ After Dumbledore's 'Happy Valentines' speech ~
SM (Shampoo murderer - Snape) strode up to us and gave us a detention with him.
~ Walking down corridor ~
I saw CP-90 (Crack Pot 90 yr. Old - Moody) hobbling down the corridor taking a swig from his flask. I've always wondered what was in his flask. Time to find out.
CP-90 walked towards me, not realising that I was there. Using my prank thinking brain, I stuck my leg out, causing him to trip over. Squirming and threatening to get me back, once he could find his wand.
I was just too quick for him. I grabbed his flask and ran to the kitchens. The pear seemed to take less time to start giggling. Probably because I smelt like a glass of wine.
I ran to the house elves, demanding for a bottle, which I could screw a lid on to. Posy, a girl house-elf handed me a milk bottle. I emptied the contents of the flask into it and hid the bottle in my robes. Then I filled the flask up with water and ran out.
~ Back in corridor ~
When I reached CP-90, SM was there, ready to take 9000000000000 points from Ravenclaw, and a detention.
I handed CP-90's flask back. SM took 90 points away, and gave me a double detention. Then SM glided away leaving CP-90 and me. Before I was even able to turn around and face CP-90, there was this flash of bright blue light.
~ Looking through a rabbit's eyes ~
Suddenly I shrank, and had a desire to eat carrots. Then I began bouncing. I tried to wriggle away. Then there was this booming voice:
"NEVER. EVER. DO THAT AGAIN! ! ! !" it roared as I bounced off the floor and walls. It killed but I found it funny.
Now I feel so sorry for rabbits, their bodies aren't capable of laughing. Carrots, I need carrots.
"Professor!" screeched Hot cross bun (McGonagall)" stop that this instant!"
~ Back to my normal, crazy, self ~
I transformed back to myself, extremely bruised, but in hysterics.
Hot cross bun was giving CP-90 a 'how we punish pupils' speech.
Still laughing, still smelling of wine, still wanting carrots, I made my way back to the clouds.
Not a very good chapter, I know. But in the next few chapters Lisa will be having a lot of fun in her detentions. There is a button in the bottom left hand corner there, screaming to be used. *Please press me! * so r+r! roze x
Disclaimer: This fic has been created solely for entertainment purposes. I, roze, take full credit for all improvements in your life commencing as of your reading of this fic and continuing for a reasonable period of time thereafter or until hell freezes over, whichever is longer. I, roze, accept no blame for any trouble you might get into because of same, including but not limited to: grounding, detention, expulsion from school, disfiguring hunting accidents, and the death penalty. You have now been duly warned. Enjoy!
R+R! Please! roze x
The confessions of Lisa Turpin
~ In great distress ~
Tried to get Flitwick to help get rid of the dratted heart. Ok, he did his best and burst it. Covering me in red wine. Now I'm a walking, talking, grape vine. Wonderful. I managed to get Hallu out the window - by throwing him.
Padma is rather, lets just say, annoyed that she didn't get a Valentine from Draco Malfoy.
~ Lunchtime ~
Still smelling like a drunkard who went swimming in a pool of wine.
~ During Dumbledore's 'Happy Valentines' speech ~
Being the ever-so-daring-me, I gave my buddies the buzz signal.
~ After Dumbledore's 'Happy Valentines' speech ~
SM (Shampoo murderer - Snape) strode up to us and gave us a detention with him.
~ Walking down corridor ~
I saw CP-90 (Crack Pot 90 yr. Old - Moody) hobbling down the corridor taking a swig from his flask. I've always wondered what was in his flask. Time to find out.
CP-90 walked towards me, not realising that I was there. Using my prank thinking brain, I stuck my leg out, causing him to trip over. Squirming and threatening to get me back, once he could find his wand.
I was just too quick for him. I grabbed his flask and ran to the kitchens. The pear seemed to take less time to start giggling. Probably because I smelt like a glass of wine.
I ran to the house elves, demanding for a bottle, which I could screw a lid on to. Posy, a girl house-elf handed me a milk bottle. I emptied the contents of the flask into it and hid the bottle in my robes. Then I filled the flask up with water and ran out.
~ Back in corridor ~
When I reached CP-90, SM was there, ready to take 9000000000000 points from Ravenclaw, and a detention.
I handed CP-90's flask back. SM took 90 points away, and gave me a double detention. Then SM glided away leaving CP-90 and me. Before I was even able to turn around and face CP-90, there was this flash of bright blue light.
~ Looking through a rabbit's eyes ~
Suddenly I shrank, and had a desire to eat carrots. Then I began bouncing. I tried to wriggle away. Then there was this booming voice:
"NEVER. EVER. DO THAT AGAIN! ! ! !" it roared as I bounced off the floor and walls. It killed but I found it funny.
Now I feel so sorry for rabbits, their bodies aren't capable of laughing. Carrots, I need carrots.
"Professor!" screeched Hot cross bun (McGonagall)" stop that this instant!"
~ Back to my normal, crazy, self ~
I transformed back to myself, extremely bruised, but in hysterics.
Hot cross bun was giving CP-90 a 'how we punish pupils' speech.
Still laughing, still smelling of wine, still wanting carrots, I made my way back to the clouds.
Not a very good chapter, I know. But in the next few chapters Lisa will be having a lot of fun in her detentions. There is a button in the bottom left hand corner there, screaming to be used. *Please press me! * so r+r! roze x
