Bonjour, mon fanfic friends of mine! (I'm not French, so if I've spelt
something wrong, it's not my fault) Here is the 3rd chapter for you.
Disclaimer: This fic has been created solely for entertainment purposes. I, roze, take full credit for all improvements in your life commencing as of your reading of this fic and continuing for a reasonable period of time thereafter or until hell freezes over, whichever is longer. I, roze, accept no blame for any trouble you might get into because of same, including but not limited to: grounding, detention, expulsion from school, disfiguring hunting accidents, and the death penalty. You have now been duly warned. Enjoy!
Please r+r, roze x
The Confessions of Lisa Turpin
~ Potions Detention 1 ~
I ran down to the dungeons, to find Padma, Mandy, Vicky, and SM waiting for me.
"You're late." SM exclaimed.
"So? I'm here now. Anyway, I was only late by 0.25373 seconds." I replied.
"1 point from Ravenclaw, and it was actually 1.25373 minutes." He responded snottily.
"I want all 4 of you to clean this room, organise the storage cupboards, and dust and polish all the equipment." I stared at him. Ignorant Shampoo Murderer. How are we expected to do that?
"Please note that the cauldron over there is not to be touched. If this is not finished by tonight, 50 points will be taken. Each."
I hate Snape, so much.
Snape left us to go to some meeting. Leaving us to do the dirty work.
~ Half an hour later ~
We've only just finished sorting out the store cupboard. There were 3645 bottles, plants, body bits and powder exactly.
I decided to share my little triumph to my tortured friends. CP-90's potion.
"You are going to be so done." Padma gasped.
"Vat an idiot."
"Cool!" exclaimed Mandy." Drink it!"
"You've got to be ruddy mad to do something like that."
"Lisa is ridda mad." Vicky giggled.
"Fine. I'll drink it. I mean, if it's good enough for CP-90, it's good enough for me."
"Oh my god." Padma said.
"You called?" asked Mandy, stepping up to Padma.
We all cracked up.
I removed the cap from the bottle and took a large gulp from it.
There was this weird feeling in my skin. I felt my leg disappearing, and an eye fell out from my eye socket.
Mandy picked it up and ran to the store cupboard to find something to protect it.
My hair began turning grey. Ugh.
"You're turning into CP-90!" shrieked Padma.
"Goodness graseeos me."
"Oh no!" yelled Mandy.
"What?" I asked. With a horrible shaky voice like CP-90's.
"I've knocked the cauldron over!"
I turned to look at the seeping, pink, bubbling liquid coming towards me.
"RUN! ! !" screamed Padma.
"Wait! I've only got half a leg and 1 eye!" I shrieked.
"And I've got Lisa's eyeball!" Mandy yelled.
Padma carried on running, but Vicky came back and helped me hobble helplessly along the corridor, past 2 groups of 1st years, and 1 group of 3rd years.
"And where do you think you are going?" asked an oily voice behind us.
SM was there with Draco Malfoy. I'm a dead witch.
Hope you enjoyed it. What is going to happen next? Find out, sometime, on, The Confessions of Lisa Turpin. Please r+r - roze x
Disclaimer: This fic has been created solely for entertainment purposes. I, roze, take full credit for all improvements in your life commencing as of your reading of this fic and continuing for a reasonable period of time thereafter or until hell freezes over, whichever is longer. I, roze, accept no blame for any trouble you might get into because of same, including but not limited to: grounding, detention, expulsion from school, disfiguring hunting accidents, and the death penalty. You have now been duly warned. Enjoy!
Please r+r, roze x
The Confessions of Lisa Turpin
~ Potions Detention 1 ~
I ran down to the dungeons, to find Padma, Mandy, Vicky, and SM waiting for me.
"You're late." SM exclaimed.
"So? I'm here now. Anyway, I was only late by 0.25373 seconds." I replied.
"1 point from Ravenclaw, and it was actually 1.25373 minutes." He responded snottily.
"I want all 4 of you to clean this room, organise the storage cupboards, and dust and polish all the equipment." I stared at him. Ignorant Shampoo Murderer. How are we expected to do that?
"Please note that the cauldron over there is not to be touched. If this is not finished by tonight, 50 points will be taken. Each."
I hate Snape, so much.
Snape left us to go to some meeting. Leaving us to do the dirty work.
~ Half an hour later ~
We've only just finished sorting out the store cupboard. There were 3645 bottles, plants, body bits and powder exactly.
I decided to share my little triumph to my tortured friends. CP-90's potion.
"You are going to be so done." Padma gasped.
"Vat an idiot."
"Cool!" exclaimed Mandy." Drink it!"
"You've got to be ruddy mad to do something like that."
"Lisa is ridda mad." Vicky giggled.
"Fine. I'll drink it. I mean, if it's good enough for CP-90, it's good enough for me."
"Oh my god." Padma said.
"You called?" asked Mandy, stepping up to Padma.
We all cracked up.
I removed the cap from the bottle and took a large gulp from it.
There was this weird feeling in my skin. I felt my leg disappearing, and an eye fell out from my eye socket.
Mandy picked it up and ran to the store cupboard to find something to protect it.
My hair began turning grey. Ugh.
"You're turning into CP-90!" shrieked Padma.
"Goodness graseeos me."
"Oh no!" yelled Mandy.
"What?" I asked. With a horrible shaky voice like CP-90's.
"I've knocked the cauldron over!"
I turned to look at the seeping, pink, bubbling liquid coming towards me.
"RUN! ! !" screamed Padma.
"Wait! I've only got half a leg and 1 eye!" I shrieked.
"And I've got Lisa's eyeball!" Mandy yelled.
Padma carried on running, but Vicky came back and helped me hobble helplessly along the corridor, past 2 groups of 1st years, and 1 group of 3rd years.
"And where do you think you are going?" asked an oily voice behind us.
SM was there with Draco Malfoy. I'm a dead witch.
Hope you enjoyed it. What is going to happen next? Find out, sometime, on, The Confessions of Lisa Turpin. Please r+r - roze x
