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The Confessions of Lisa Turpin

~ Very frightened of SM ~

Malfoy smirked at us as SM gave us an icy glare.

"I take it that you have finished?" He asked us.

We were completely speechless.

"Severus, what are talking about?" I asked, trying to be CP-90.

"Turpin, you don't fool me." He replied.

"Turpin. That was the name of that pleasant girl who gave me some of her hair."

"Pleasant and Turpin do not fit in the same sentence I'm afraid."

I know what he's trying to do. He's trying to make me angry, so he'll be able to tell whom I am. Tough luck.

"Well, I suppose you are right." I laughed.

SM looked quite shocked. Tee hee.

"But Alastor, why on earth would you need a polyjuice potion?"

"Defence!" I barked "Against that wall of pink goo!"

"Pink goo?" asked SM.

"That pink goo, professor." Remarked Mandy looking down the corridor.

Flowing towards us was a huge wall of bubbling, pink, goo.

"RUN!" screamed Padma.

We ran for our lives.

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