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Disclaimer: This fic has been created solely for entertainment purposes. I, roze, take full credit for all improvements in your life commencing as of your reading of this fic and continuing for a reasonable period of time thereafter or until hell freezes over, whichever is longer. I, roze, accept no blame for any trouble you might get into because of same, including but not limited to: grounding, detention, expulsion from school, disfiguring hunting accidents, and the death penalty. You have now been duly warned. Enjoy!
Please r+r, roze x
The Confessions of Lisa Turpin
~ Running away from some toxic, pink goo ~
Padma, Mandy, Vicky, SM, Malfoy and I ran for our lives to the Great Hall.
We had just reached the entrance hall when I realised my leg had formed.
"Mandy! Give me my eye back!" I screamed.
"Wait a moment!"
"You had me fooled for a moment there, Turpin." Panted SM.
Oh bugger.
~ At the lake ~
"Turpin!" I heard someone yell.
I turned around to meet Draco Malfoy's cold face.
"Professor Snape asked me to hand you this."
He gave me a piece of folded parchment.
"Thanks Malfoy." I answered, expecting him to go away.
Instead, he decided to stay and watch me open it up.
Are all Slytherin's this weird? Never mind. Lets see what this thing says.
Lisa Turpin,
Will you please meet me outside the statue of Gwendolyn the Great at 6:00 pm tonight. Looking forward to seeing you there.
Professor Snape.
Ps. Put on an invisibility cloak, or use an invisibility charm.
Strange. He doesn't want me to be seen. There must be a reason. Maybe he doesn't want to see my face after today. Yes. That must be it.
Then again. Looking forward to seeing you there? Now that is what I call weird. Well, freaky to be honest.
"Strange." Muttered Malfoy behind me.
There is only one logical explanation.
"Malfoy, this is not funny. Because I will turn up at 6:00. And if I find that you had made this all up I'll, I'll. . ."
"You'll, you'll. . ."
"Shut up Malfoy."
"Sorry." He apologised.
Wait a minute. A Malfoy has just apologised with an innocent face. This is getting weirder and weirder.
I need something to eat. I'm famished. Chocolate will do the trick.
"Seriously, I will kill you if I find that you made it up."
"Fine by me." He answered cockily. Yet, he looked as good as Terry Boot usually does. Now I know why Padma has such a crush on him.
I stood up and left him by the lakeside.
~ Back in the clouds ~
"Guess what?" asked Sam Nott, the gossip channel and my ex.
"What." I asked unenthusiastically.
"Padma is going out with Terry!"
Bitch.
Bugger.
"So?" asked Sam.
"Tell them I said good luck."
Sam walked off, satisfied with my answer.
"And a hell of a lot of bad luck." I added as an undertone.
I stalked back to my bed. I collapsed on the bed and picked up my valentine presents. I picked up the red rose. Attached to the rose was a little gold tag.
I turned it over. This is what it said:
Tap me with your wand and say ~ Seiber. X
What is up with everyone today? Better start a list of very strange things that have happened to me today.
Strange things that have happened to me today (and annoying)
1.A heart decided to circle round my head for 1-½ hours.
2. I got covered in red wine
3.CP-90 has a polyjuice potion of himself. (What?)
4. Turned into a rabbit.
5. Lost half a leg and eye.
6. Ran away from bubbling, pink liquid.
7. Strange letter from SM.
8. A Malfoy apologised innocently.
9. Given a queer tag attached to roses.
Wow. Hopefully there won't be a 10th.
Am I the only sane person in this whole school?
Anyway. Back to this tag.
"Seiber!" I yelled.
The tag exploded into little gold sparks. But then they began swirling around and around me. By this time they were a gold blur. But slowly, they were changing colour. They turned into Blue and Silver sparks and then turned into Green and Silver sparks.
They then split up into groups. The sparks were moulding into letters with the odd spark emitting from them.
Meet me by the statue of Gwendolyn the Great at 6:00 pm tonight. See you there. Love you,
Secret Admirer. X x x x x x x x
Ps. Come invisible. I don't want anyone to see. Yet.
Oh god. What if Snape catches 'secret admirer'?
Secret Admirer would be no more. I really am in a stew.
See what happens in 'The Confessions of Lisa Turpin' next time. Bye! Please r+r! *author stocking up on cyber cookies for those who do review* roze x
Disclaimer: This fic has been created solely for entertainment purposes. I, roze, take full credit for all improvements in your life commencing as of your reading of this fic and continuing for a reasonable period of time thereafter or until hell freezes over, whichever is longer. I, roze, accept no blame for any trouble you might get into because of same, including but not limited to: grounding, detention, expulsion from school, disfiguring hunting accidents, and the death penalty. You have now been duly warned. Enjoy!
Please r+r, roze x
The Confessions of Lisa Turpin
~ Running away from some toxic, pink goo ~
Padma, Mandy, Vicky, SM, Malfoy and I ran for our lives to the Great Hall.
We had just reached the entrance hall when I realised my leg had formed.
"Mandy! Give me my eye back!" I screamed.
"Wait a moment!"
"You had me fooled for a moment there, Turpin." Panted SM.
Oh bugger.
~ At the lake ~
"Turpin!" I heard someone yell.
I turned around to meet Draco Malfoy's cold face.
"Professor Snape asked me to hand you this."
He gave me a piece of folded parchment.
"Thanks Malfoy." I answered, expecting him to go away.
Instead, he decided to stay and watch me open it up.
Are all Slytherin's this weird? Never mind. Lets see what this thing says.
Lisa Turpin,
Will you please meet me outside the statue of Gwendolyn the Great at 6:00 pm tonight. Looking forward to seeing you there.
Professor Snape.
Ps. Put on an invisibility cloak, or use an invisibility charm.
Strange. He doesn't want me to be seen. There must be a reason. Maybe he doesn't want to see my face after today. Yes. That must be it.
Then again. Looking forward to seeing you there? Now that is what I call weird. Well, freaky to be honest.
"Strange." Muttered Malfoy behind me.
There is only one logical explanation.
"Malfoy, this is not funny. Because I will turn up at 6:00. And if I find that you had made this all up I'll, I'll. . ."
"You'll, you'll. . ."
"Shut up Malfoy."
"Sorry." He apologised.
Wait a minute. A Malfoy has just apologised with an innocent face. This is getting weirder and weirder.
I need something to eat. I'm famished. Chocolate will do the trick.
"Seriously, I will kill you if I find that you made it up."
"Fine by me." He answered cockily. Yet, he looked as good as Terry Boot usually does. Now I know why Padma has such a crush on him.
I stood up and left him by the lakeside.
~ Back in the clouds ~
"Guess what?" asked Sam Nott, the gossip channel and my ex.
"What." I asked unenthusiastically.
"Padma is going out with Terry!"
Bitch.
Bugger.
"So?" asked Sam.
"Tell them I said good luck."
Sam walked off, satisfied with my answer.
"And a hell of a lot of bad luck." I added as an undertone.
I stalked back to my bed. I collapsed on the bed and picked up my valentine presents. I picked up the red rose. Attached to the rose was a little gold tag.
I turned it over. This is what it said:
Tap me with your wand and say ~ Seiber. X
What is up with everyone today? Better start a list of very strange things that have happened to me today.
Strange things that have happened to me today (and annoying)
1.A heart decided to circle round my head for 1-½ hours.
2. I got covered in red wine
3.CP-90 has a polyjuice potion of himself. (What?)
4. Turned into a rabbit.
5. Lost half a leg and eye.
6. Ran away from bubbling, pink liquid.
7. Strange letter from SM.
8. A Malfoy apologised innocently.
9. Given a queer tag attached to roses.
Wow. Hopefully there won't be a 10th.
Am I the only sane person in this whole school?
Anyway. Back to this tag.
"Seiber!" I yelled.
The tag exploded into little gold sparks. But then they began swirling around and around me. By this time they were a gold blur. But slowly, they were changing colour. They turned into Blue and Silver sparks and then turned into Green and Silver sparks.
They then split up into groups. The sparks were moulding into letters with the odd spark emitting from them.
Meet me by the statue of Gwendolyn the Great at 6:00 pm tonight. See you there. Love you,
Secret Admirer. X x x x x x x x
Ps. Come invisible. I don't want anyone to see. Yet.
Oh god. What if Snape catches 'secret admirer'?
Secret Admirer would be no more. I really am in a stew.
See what happens in 'The Confessions of Lisa Turpin' next time. Bye! Please r+r! *author stocking up on cyber cookies for those who do review* roze x
