Author's note: OK, thank you for all the reviews, I love you people! Also,
last time a forgot to say that I do not own Inu Yasha or Disney, though I
do own a bunch of Disney movies. Anyway, I hope you enjoy this chapter.
Also, if you think I should move this up to PG-13, just tell me, thanks!
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About 20 minutes into "The Lion King," Kagome noticed Inu Yasha had been quiet for some time now. It was after the I Can't Wait To Be King song and he had a bit of a glazed look on his face.
"Inu Yasha," asked Kagome, "are you going to be good and refrain from cursing out the movie?"
Inu Yasha kept his head forward but moved his eyes from their formally fixed position to glare at her. If you could kill someone with a stare, believe me it would be bye bye Kagome. But since that is not the case, Inu Yasha rolled his eyes and slowly nodded.
"Good, then we'll just take that duct tape off…"
Kagome, oblivious to the sticking power of duct tape, ripped it off.
"AHHHHHHHHHH!!!! You stupid bitch!!!!"
Kagome shuddered. "Do you want the tape back on?!"
"It won't stick now! There's too much of my flesh stuck to it!!!!"
"Well, I do have another roll."
Inu Yasha shut up. He was beginning to believe Kagome was possessed by a demon. She was evil Kagome, schoolgirl from the black lagoon.
Inu Yasha decided he wasn't going to let Kagome have her fun, he would sit quietly, pretending to watch the lion cubs do stupid thing to get themselves- HEY! A DOG-LIKE CREATURE!!!
"What's that?" asked the now intrigued hanyou.
Kagome looked confused and pointed to one of the lion cubs on the screen, "That?"
"NO! The thing with spots that laughs a lot!"
Kagome didn't see anything with spots but the 'laughs a lot' could only be one creature.
"That? It's a hyena," she said pointing to the animal in question.
Inu Yasha grunted, "Why is it that the dogs are always the bad guys."
Kagome fumed, "Excuse me, they are not! The dogs are usually the good guys. They're loyal and loving and good companions!"
Inu Yasha grunted, "Yeah right, bullshit!"
"Where did I put that tape?"
"No, not the tape!"
"Then behave, shut up, and let me watch the movie!"
There was silence between the two They both sulked while Scar sang in the background.
Then Inu Yasha made a bad decision.
"Evil Kagome from the black lagoon," he mumbled.
"What did you call me?!"
"The Bitch Queen!"
"You can't stay civilized for two minutes, can you!?"
"You're the one who kidnapped me, tied me to a chair, and is making me watch stupid movie!!!!"
"They're not stupid! They're classics! You know how many people all over the world love these movies!? And if you don't stop making fun of them I'll have to-"
"What happened to the big lion?"
Kagome fell out of her chair.
"What?"
Inu Yasha repeated his question.
"Umm…," Kagome looked at the screen. She had lost track of where they were in the movie but apparently it was where Mufasa dies. "He's dead."
"Why?"
Kagome was beginning to fell like a mother. "Because Scar killed him."
"You mean the cat is the bad guy! Why didn't you say so in the first place?"
"I did, you just weren't listening!"
"So what's going on now?"
"If you had been watching the movie instead of arguing with me, you would know."
Inu Yasha glared at her.
"Scar convinced Simba (that's the little cub) that he killed Mufasa (who is Simba's father) so Simba is running away."
"What a bastard."
"Yeah…And now the hyenas are chasing Simba because Scar told them to kill him, but they don't he gets away."
"Don't tell me what happens!"
Kagome sighed and sat quietly watching the movie while Inu Yasha stared intently at the screen.
During the love scene there was a little bit of *cough* tension *cough, but over all, Inu Yasha enjoyed the movie. Of course, he never out right said he liked it. He just mumbled and growled at Kagome when she asked but she could see through him. She was actually pleased at herself for getting the famous hanyou of feudal Japan to like a movie with singing and dancing (sort of) cartoons. So, after "The Lion King came The Lion King 2, Simba's Pride" which got about the same reaction as the first.
However, Kagome's dark side truly emerged when she pulled out "The Little Mermaid" and "The Little Mermaid 2" for their viewing pleasure.
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Author's note: OK, nothing against "The Little Mermaid," it happens to be one of my favorite movies but I think a good amount of people will agree with me that "The Little Mermaid 2" was a new low for Disney. Anyway, thanks for the reviews, they make me very happy and as long as they keep coming, I'll keep writing. Toodles!
***
About 20 minutes into "The Lion King," Kagome noticed Inu Yasha had been quiet for some time now. It was after the I Can't Wait To Be King song and he had a bit of a glazed look on his face.
"Inu Yasha," asked Kagome, "are you going to be good and refrain from cursing out the movie?"
Inu Yasha kept his head forward but moved his eyes from their formally fixed position to glare at her. If you could kill someone with a stare, believe me it would be bye bye Kagome. But since that is not the case, Inu Yasha rolled his eyes and slowly nodded.
"Good, then we'll just take that duct tape off…"
Kagome, oblivious to the sticking power of duct tape, ripped it off.
"AHHHHHHHHHH!!!! You stupid bitch!!!!"
Kagome shuddered. "Do you want the tape back on?!"
"It won't stick now! There's too much of my flesh stuck to it!!!!"
"Well, I do have another roll."
Inu Yasha shut up. He was beginning to believe Kagome was possessed by a demon. She was evil Kagome, schoolgirl from the black lagoon.
Inu Yasha decided he wasn't going to let Kagome have her fun, he would sit quietly, pretending to watch the lion cubs do stupid thing to get themselves- HEY! A DOG-LIKE CREATURE!!!
"What's that?" asked the now intrigued hanyou.
Kagome looked confused and pointed to one of the lion cubs on the screen, "That?"
"NO! The thing with spots that laughs a lot!"
Kagome didn't see anything with spots but the 'laughs a lot' could only be one creature.
"That? It's a hyena," she said pointing to the animal in question.
Inu Yasha grunted, "Why is it that the dogs are always the bad guys."
Kagome fumed, "Excuse me, they are not! The dogs are usually the good guys. They're loyal and loving and good companions!"
Inu Yasha grunted, "Yeah right, bullshit!"
"Where did I put that tape?"
"No, not the tape!"
"Then behave, shut up, and let me watch the movie!"
There was silence between the two They both sulked while Scar sang in the background.
Then Inu Yasha made a bad decision.
"Evil Kagome from the black lagoon," he mumbled.
"What did you call me?!"
"The Bitch Queen!"
"You can't stay civilized for two minutes, can you!?"
"You're the one who kidnapped me, tied me to a chair, and is making me watch stupid movie!!!!"
"They're not stupid! They're classics! You know how many people all over the world love these movies!? And if you don't stop making fun of them I'll have to-"
"What happened to the big lion?"
Kagome fell out of her chair.
"What?"
Inu Yasha repeated his question.
"Umm…," Kagome looked at the screen. She had lost track of where they were in the movie but apparently it was where Mufasa dies. "He's dead."
"Why?"
Kagome was beginning to fell like a mother. "Because Scar killed him."
"You mean the cat is the bad guy! Why didn't you say so in the first place?"
"I did, you just weren't listening!"
"So what's going on now?"
"If you had been watching the movie instead of arguing with me, you would know."
Inu Yasha glared at her.
"Scar convinced Simba (that's the little cub) that he killed Mufasa (who is Simba's father) so Simba is running away."
"What a bastard."
"Yeah…And now the hyenas are chasing Simba because Scar told them to kill him, but they don't he gets away."
"Don't tell me what happens!"
Kagome sighed and sat quietly watching the movie while Inu Yasha stared intently at the screen.
During the love scene there was a little bit of *cough* tension *cough, but over all, Inu Yasha enjoyed the movie. Of course, he never out right said he liked it. He just mumbled and growled at Kagome when she asked but she could see through him. She was actually pleased at herself for getting the famous hanyou of feudal Japan to like a movie with singing and dancing (sort of) cartoons. So, after "The Lion King came The Lion King 2, Simba's Pride" which got about the same reaction as the first.
However, Kagome's dark side truly emerged when she pulled out "The Little Mermaid" and "The Little Mermaid 2" for their viewing pleasure.
***
Author's note: OK, nothing against "The Little Mermaid," it happens to be one of my favorite movies but I think a good amount of people will agree with me that "The Little Mermaid 2" was a new low for Disney. Anyway, thanks for the reviews, they make me very happy and as long as they keep coming, I'll keep writing. Toodles!
