Author's note: I have a longer message at the bottom but all I have to say
up here is sorry to those who really wanted to hear about the Little
Mermaid, your gonna have to wait a little.
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"The Little Mermaid?" said Inu Yasha questioningly, "What's a mermaid?"
Kagome thought for a sec, "Well…it's half human half fish. It looks like a girl with a fin."
"So it's a demon."
"NO! Here I'll show you."
Kagome scrambled over to her movie draw and started throwing movies here and there that she didn't want.
"Not that one, no, that's not it, nope, oh! Tarzan, we'll watch that later. Old Yeller, that's such a sad movie. Oo! Bambie, I haven't seen that one in a long time!" By this time she was forming a pile of things they would and wouldn't watch but so far, no Little Mermaid.
"AHHH!!! Where is it! I just saw that tape here, I know I did! Where did it go?!"
She ran to her door and opened it, ignoring the relieved looks from the hanyou "Mom!! Do you know where my 'Little Mermaid' tape is?!"
Her mother's voice came back from most likely the kitchen, "Your cousins borrowed it the last week, you'll probably get it back sometime tomorrow!"
"NO!! But I need it now!!!!" Kagome wined across the house.
Kagome could hear her mother's footsteps in the hall way and her voice getting closer, "Why can't you be patient and wait for the tape, it's not like you need it right…"
Kagome's mom walked into a confusing scene. Inu Yasha was tired to a chair in front of the TV and Kagome was paying no attention to her captive but making puppy dog eyes at her mom.
"Please, we wanna watch it!"
Kagome's mom eyed the dog demon in the chair who was shaking his head vigorously.
"No, I think you can wait until tomorrow."
"But-"
"No 'but's' Kagome."
Kagome kept quiet as her mother left the room but she quickly returned to ask a question.
"Do your other friends (the ones from Feudal Japan) know you're both here for awhile? Won't they be needing you?"
"They said it's fine as long as the Shikon Jewel is here."
The mother nodded her head and left to finish whatever she was doing in the kitchen.
"They agreed to this?" growled Inu Yasha referring to his captivity.
"Of course. They thought it would be nice to have a bit of piece and quiet for once."
Inu Yasha fumed.
Kagome patted him on the head, "Oh, calm down before you get your ears in a knot. Just relax and enjoy the movies."
"Never."
"Well, you're going to watch them anyway, and since I currently don't have the 'Little Mermaid', we'll be watching…" she closed her eyes and picked a movie randomly from her pile of movies they were going to watch, "Mulan!"
"Moo-what?"
"Mulan! It's a really good movie."
Inu Yasha scoffed as Kagome put on the movie.
At the sight of the large, dark haired villain, Inu Yasha spoke up "He's evil looking."
"He's the Hun leader."
"War is good."
Another pause then Inu Yasha spoke again.
"This is a chick movie."
"It is not!"
"Look, there's a chick."
"But she's a cool chick."
Inu Yasha glared at her, "There are no cool chicks."
A small, odd-looking dog came on to the screen. The owner tied a bone to its collar and it ran in circles after it.
"What kind of dog is that!?"
"What are you talking about?"
"It's stupid and ugly."
"Your point?"
Inu Yasha sulked a little. By this time, Kagome had been 'kind' enough to untie the hanyou's hands and he proceeded in folding them across his chest.
The main girl managed to trip and spill some kind of hot beverage, "Clumsy bitch, ain't she?" Inu Yasha said.
Kagome ignored the comment because the grandmother walking across the street blindfolded (though this was a little later) distracted her.
"Go grandma!"
Inu Yasha smirked. "Reminds me of another stupid old bat."
The movie suddenly broke into song.
"No! They're singing again!"
"Get used to it, they do it in all the Disney movies."
Inu Yasha groaned.
"What did you think they would do?"
"Kill each other."
Kagome sighed. "Figures."
They sat in another period of silence until broken by Inu Yasha to insult the mean, ugly, fat matchmaker.
"Bitch Queen."
"For once it agree with you," Kagome reluctantly stated.
The matchmaker was splashed with tea and her makeup ran down her face and got smeared on her checks.
"Ahh!" yelled Inu Yasha, "someone kill it!"
"Yuck, too much makeup."
Another period of silence. These were getting longer and longer and Kagome thought it showed that Inu Yasha might possible like the movie. The main character spoke out at the diner table (or what Kagome presumed was the dinner table) and her father told her to hold her tongue in a man's presence.
Inu Yasha smirked again, "Yeah Kagome, you should hold your tongue in a man's presence more often."
"I don't know any men."
"Wench!"
"Male shouvenous pig!"
At this point the main character took a knife and cut her hair to look more like a guy.
Kagome gasped.
Inu Yasha looked confused, "What?"
"Her beautiful hair!"
Kagome clung to her own ebony locks protectively.
More silence. This one was the longest yet but again, Inu Yasha interrupted it.
"What's she doing?"
"Going off to war in her father's place."
"Stupid chick, that's a man's job."
Kagome shook with rage but didn't respond.
Inu Yasha spoke up again.
"…What's that supposed to be?" he said pointing to the little red dragon.
"A Dragon."
"That's not a dragon, it's a little, talking, stick-like lizard!"
"Don't say that, I love Mushu!"
Inu Yasha growled and rolled his eyes, stupid red rodent.
The main girl was appeared to be having trouble with her fighting skills at this point in the movie.
Inu Yasha raised his eyebrow, "She's making a fool out of herself."
"She's doing her best!"
The main guy was showed the trainee soldiers how to shot arrows and dodge attacks through example, Inu Yasha scoffed.
"I could beat him."
"Ha! I'd like to see that!"
The dog demon growled again and focused on glaring at the movie.
This silence was beginning to become awkward. Kagome would just sit there, glancing from the movie to Inu Yasha and back again. Maybe this kidnapping thing was a bad idea; he was enjoying this (though she knew he would never admit to it). She resolved to watch a sappy, fluffy movie next.
Kagome had stopped watching the movie now and was observing the dog demon. Every once and a while her would begin to smile but it quickly disappeared back into his annoying face. He hadn't even tried to escape for the last hour and Kagome was thinking about untying his feet. Of course, then he wouldn't be her captive anymore.
The smile arose on his face again but this time it didn't fade. He sat a little forward looking intently at the screen, which currently portrayed a battle scene. Inu Yasha's white locks drifted into his eyes and excitement gleamed in their golden depths. Kagome's heart skipped a beat and she turned away quickly to look at her oh-so-interesting stack of homework papers. It was growing surprisingly fast but she really didn't notice that fact. She noticed that she was falling for Inu Yasha instead of torturing him. Sure, Kagome's heart had skipped a beat over the hanyou before (like that time he had is shirt off *drool*) but this was different. Currently, the miko's heart was skipping several beats, which didn't do much for keeping her natural bodily functions in order. She shook her head a few times (which made her dizzy, damn bodily functions) and decided to watch the movie.
Of course, she tuned back in at the only semi-romantic part in the movie, flushed, and directed her sight towards the carpet. Good old carpet, it didn't have any romantic scenarios. It just was there, all brown and ugly- was that a gummy bear stuck to her carpet? The small, red, gooey candy fully captivated Kagome's attention until the movie end. After the screen began to fuse, Inu Yasha gave Kagome a small shove with his elbow to indicate the movie's finish. Kagome jumped at first but then stood up to turn off the film. At least, she tries to turn off the but because of the current malfunction of her body, he legs failed her and she went falling headfirst.
Course, when Inu Yasha saw Kagome falling, intuition told him "catch her you fool" and so he tried but, his feet still being tied to the chair, he fell as well…right on top of Kagome! He luckily caught himself an inch or two from collision but with their noses almost touching, the two flushed and Kagome's heart skipped again while Inu Yasha's flipped (hearts can be so fickle sometimes). They did their best to scramble away from each other; Inu Yasha got back on his chair and Kagome stood in her doorway. Both were panting a little and the blood refused to stray from their cheeks. The miko's voice came back to her first and she blurted out that she was going to get something to drink and ran off toward the kitchen, leaving and flushed hanyou panting at a blank screen.
Kagome finally slowed her breathing down when she got to the kitchen. She got out a bowl and poor some water in it (she obviously wasn't thinking straight). Her tried to clear her mind to think but the only thing she could come up with by the time she finished her bowl of water was, "Old Yeller doesn't have any…romantic things in it…and it can't be that sad…I guess."
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Author's note: Sorry this chapter took so long to get out but I couldn't find the Little Mermaid at the movie story and when I wrote this one the end got deleted *sob* my computer hates me so it ate the end!!! Anyway, I hope you enjoyed it, sorry it took awhile to get out. Toodles!!
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"The Little Mermaid?" said Inu Yasha questioningly, "What's a mermaid?"
Kagome thought for a sec, "Well…it's half human half fish. It looks like a girl with a fin."
"So it's a demon."
"NO! Here I'll show you."
Kagome scrambled over to her movie draw and started throwing movies here and there that she didn't want.
"Not that one, no, that's not it, nope, oh! Tarzan, we'll watch that later. Old Yeller, that's such a sad movie. Oo! Bambie, I haven't seen that one in a long time!" By this time she was forming a pile of things they would and wouldn't watch but so far, no Little Mermaid.
"AHHH!!! Where is it! I just saw that tape here, I know I did! Where did it go?!"
She ran to her door and opened it, ignoring the relieved looks from the hanyou "Mom!! Do you know where my 'Little Mermaid' tape is?!"
Her mother's voice came back from most likely the kitchen, "Your cousins borrowed it the last week, you'll probably get it back sometime tomorrow!"
"NO!! But I need it now!!!!" Kagome wined across the house.
Kagome could hear her mother's footsteps in the hall way and her voice getting closer, "Why can't you be patient and wait for the tape, it's not like you need it right…"
Kagome's mom walked into a confusing scene. Inu Yasha was tired to a chair in front of the TV and Kagome was paying no attention to her captive but making puppy dog eyes at her mom.
"Please, we wanna watch it!"
Kagome's mom eyed the dog demon in the chair who was shaking his head vigorously.
"No, I think you can wait until tomorrow."
"But-"
"No 'but's' Kagome."
Kagome kept quiet as her mother left the room but she quickly returned to ask a question.
"Do your other friends (the ones from Feudal Japan) know you're both here for awhile? Won't they be needing you?"
"They said it's fine as long as the Shikon Jewel is here."
The mother nodded her head and left to finish whatever she was doing in the kitchen.
"They agreed to this?" growled Inu Yasha referring to his captivity.
"Of course. They thought it would be nice to have a bit of piece and quiet for once."
Inu Yasha fumed.
Kagome patted him on the head, "Oh, calm down before you get your ears in a knot. Just relax and enjoy the movies."
"Never."
"Well, you're going to watch them anyway, and since I currently don't have the 'Little Mermaid', we'll be watching…" she closed her eyes and picked a movie randomly from her pile of movies they were going to watch, "Mulan!"
"Moo-what?"
"Mulan! It's a really good movie."
Inu Yasha scoffed as Kagome put on the movie.
At the sight of the large, dark haired villain, Inu Yasha spoke up "He's evil looking."
"He's the Hun leader."
"War is good."
Another pause then Inu Yasha spoke again.
"This is a chick movie."
"It is not!"
"Look, there's a chick."
"But she's a cool chick."
Inu Yasha glared at her, "There are no cool chicks."
A small, odd-looking dog came on to the screen. The owner tied a bone to its collar and it ran in circles after it.
"What kind of dog is that!?"
"What are you talking about?"
"It's stupid and ugly."
"Your point?"
Inu Yasha sulked a little. By this time, Kagome had been 'kind' enough to untie the hanyou's hands and he proceeded in folding them across his chest.
The main girl managed to trip and spill some kind of hot beverage, "Clumsy bitch, ain't she?" Inu Yasha said.
Kagome ignored the comment because the grandmother walking across the street blindfolded (though this was a little later) distracted her.
"Go grandma!"
Inu Yasha smirked. "Reminds me of another stupid old bat."
The movie suddenly broke into song.
"No! They're singing again!"
"Get used to it, they do it in all the Disney movies."
Inu Yasha groaned.
"What did you think they would do?"
"Kill each other."
Kagome sighed. "Figures."
They sat in another period of silence until broken by Inu Yasha to insult the mean, ugly, fat matchmaker.
"Bitch Queen."
"For once it agree with you," Kagome reluctantly stated.
The matchmaker was splashed with tea and her makeup ran down her face and got smeared on her checks.
"Ahh!" yelled Inu Yasha, "someone kill it!"
"Yuck, too much makeup."
Another period of silence. These were getting longer and longer and Kagome thought it showed that Inu Yasha might possible like the movie. The main character spoke out at the diner table (or what Kagome presumed was the dinner table) and her father told her to hold her tongue in a man's presence.
Inu Yasha smirked again, "Yeah Kagome, you should hold your tongue in a man's presence more often."
"I don't know any men."
"Wench!"
"Male shouvenous pig!"
At this point the main character took a knife and cut her hair to look more like a guy.
Kagome gasped.
Inu Yasha looked confused, "What?"
"Her beautiful hair!"
Kagome clung to her own ebony locks protectively.
More silence. This one was the longest yet but again, Inu Yasha interrupted it.
"What's she doing?"
"Going off to war in her father's place."
"Stupid chick, that's a man's job."
Kagome shook with rage but didn't respond.
Inu Yasha spoke up again.
"…What's that supposed to be?" he said pointing to the little red dragon.
"A Dragon."
"That's not a dragon, it's a little, talking, stick-like lizard!"
"Don't say that, I love Mushu!"
Inu Yasha growled and rolled his eyes, stupid red rodent.
The main girl was appeared to be having trouble with her fighting skills at this point in the movie.
Inu Yasha raised his eyebrow, "She's making a fool out of herself."
"She's doing her best!"
The main guy was showed the trainee soldiers how to shot arrows and dodge attacks through example, Inu Yasha scoffed.
"I could beat him."
"Ha! I'd like to see that!"
The dog demon growled again and focused on glaring at the movie.
This silence was beginning to become awkward. Kagome would just sit there, glancing from the movie to Inu Yasha and back again. Maybe this kidnapping thing was a bad idea; he was enjoying this (though she knew he would never admit to it). She resolved to watch a sappy, fluffy movie next.
Kagome had stopped watching the movie now and was observing the dog demon. Every once and a while her would begin to smile but it quickly disappeared back into his annoying face. He hadn't even tried to escape for the last hour and Kagome was thinking about untying his feet. Of course, then he wouldn't be her captive anymore.
The smile arose on his face again but this time it didn't fade. He sat a little forward looking intently at the screen, which currently portrayed a battle scene. Inu Yasha's white locks drifted into his eyes and excitement gleamed in their golden depths. Kagome's heart skipped a beat and she turned away quickly to look at her oh-so-interesting stack of homework papers. It was growing surprisingly fast but she really didn't notice that fact. She noticed that she was falling for Inu Yasha instead of torturing him. Sure, Kagome's heart had skipped a beat over the hanyou before (like that time he had is shirt off *drool*) but this was different. Currently, the miko's heart was skipping several beats, which didn't do much for keeping her natural bodily functions in order. She shook her head a few times (which made her dizzy, damn bodily functions) and decided to watch the movie.
Of course, she tuned back in at the only semi-romantic part in the movie, flushed, and directed her sight towards the carpet. Good old carpet, it didn't have any romantic scenarios. It just was there, all brown and ugly- was that a gummy bear stuck to her carpet? The small, red, gooey candy fully captivated Kagome's attention until the movie end. After the screen began to fuse, Inu Yasha gave Kagome a small shove with his elbow to indicate the movie's finish. Kagome jumped at first but then stood up to turn off the film. At least, she tries to turn off the but because of the current malfunction of her body, he legs failed her and she went falling headfirst.
Course, when Inu Yasha saw Kagome falling, intuition told him "catch her you fool" and so he tried but, his feet still being tied to the chair, he fell as well…right on top of Kagome! He luckily caught himself an inch or two from collision but with their noses almost touching, the two flushed and Kagome's heart skipped again while Inu Yasha's flipped (hearts can be so fickle sometimes). They did their best to scramble away from each other; Inu Yasha got back on his chair and Kagome stood in her doorway. Both were panting a little and the blood refused to stray from their cheeks. The miko's voice came back to her first and she blurted out that she was going to get something to drink and ran off toward the kitchen, leaving and flushed hanyou panting at a blank screen.
Kagome finally slowed her breathing down when she got to the kitchen. She got out a bowl and poor some water in it (she obviously wasn't thinking straight). Her tried to clear her mind to think but the only thing she could come up with by the time she finished her bowl of water was, "Old Yeller doesn't have any…romantic things in it…and it can't be that sad…I guess."
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Author's note: Sorry this chapter took so long to get out but I couldn't find the Little Mermaid at the movie story and when I wrote this one the end got deleted *sob* my computer hates me so it ate the end!!! Anyway, I hope you enjoyed it, sorry it took awhile to get out. Toodles!!
