Ni-hao! I'm back! ^.^ This is 'A Certain Agenda.'
Feral is displeased to find out that his shipment of katnip is ruined, but he uses the time
to reorganize himself...and slow down things with Callie. The SWAT Kats are also surprised,
since they only planned for half of it to be ruined. Also, just what is Callie up to?
Author's notes: After a long hiatus, this story is back! Special thanks go to Renee,
Alegna, and KS Claw for helping break my writer's block. ::Gives out gold stars::
Thanks to my readers for hanging in there. I hope it doesn't disappoint.
As always, send any comments or questions to AkaneKitty@aol.com. Or, drop me a line
in my review section at Fanfiction.net. Enjoy!
Ja!
AkaneKitty
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See You On The Flip Side
A Certain Agenda
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"This is the shipment?"
"Yes. Dark Kat took care of it himself."
"The fool should have been doing it all along." Kenneth moves toward the wooden crate.
Feral's right-hand kat and a couple of hired goons were in MegaKat City's warehouse
district. Kenneth was getting a bad feeling, so he decided to check up on the katnip shipment. In
his line of work, it paid to be diligent.
He looks at the lackey Dark Kat left behind. "Open it."
"Open it?" The lackey looks nervous.
"Is there a problem?"
"N-No! I'll open it!" The lackey struggles to lift the heavy wooden top of the crate.
Kenneth peers inside it.
"Is this some kind of joke?" Kenneth growls at the lackey. He shrinks somewhat.
"W-What do you mean, sir?"
"This is what I mean!" Kenneth tips the crate over. Katnip tumbles out of it.
Ruined katnip.
**************************************************************
"Thanks for dinner, Ulysses...I had fun."
"As did I."
Feral walks Callie to her apartment, who fishes her keys out of her purse.
"Care to come in?"
"Why not?" Feral says, smiling a bit.
Callie slips the key into the lock. "Sure I'm not keeping you from your work?"
"Of course not." Feral leans in a little. "Am I keep you from yours?"
Callie turns to face him, leaning against the door. "No. In fact, I'm working now."
Feral looks surprised. Callie smiles at that.
Just then, Feral's phone begins to ring, and he hastily picks it up.
"This had better be..." Feral expression turns to anger in a split second. "WHAT? ...No,
I'll be there as soon as I can. Don't move."
Callie looks calm as Feral finishes the phone call. "Is there a problem, Commander?"
Feral breathes for a moment, mentally counting to ten. "Yes, unfortunately."
"Not too serious, I hope."
"No." Feral puts his phone away. "But, I must go."
Callie looks disappointed. "I see. Another time then?"
"I hope so."
Callie stands on her toes to give him a kiss. "Good night, Ulysses."
**************************************************************
"Well, that should keep Feral busy for a while."
T-Bone and Razor walk back into the garage as Jake and Chance arrive as well for their
job.
"Great job guys!" Jake says, smiling. "We're already getting word that Feral is on the war
path."
"Really?" Razor asks.
"Yeah. Word has it that Dark Kat has skipped town over that botched katnip shipment."
Chance says. "Since that whole shipment was ruined by you guys, Feral's going to have to
scramble to make Mr. Young happy."
T-Bone and Razor look at each other. "Did you say that the whole shipment was ruined?"
Jake nods. "What about it?"
"It's strange. We put your device into the katnip in such a way it would only ruin the
bottom half." T-Bone says. "That way, Feral could look like a fool when he presented it Mr.
Young."
"So..."
"We didn't ruin that shipment."
Jake looks at them. "If you didn't, than who did?"
**********************************************************
"Hello?"
"Well?"
"It's done."
"...Very good, Calico. I'm impressed."
Callie cradles the phone to her ear, admiring her nails. "It was a piece of cake. Arranged
while using the old standby trick of 'powdering my nose'."
"So, I guess it's an all clear then."
"Yes, Ulysses is in a tricky position. He'll come around."
"So it's Ulysses now?" The voice on the phone asks. "Are we interested in him?"
"Kind of. He has an aura about him, you know?" Callie takes the phone in her paws.
"And he's cute."
"Don't let that distract you from the job at hand, dear."
"It won't."
"Because a partnership with the Feral family, through any means, must happen at all
costs. We don't want them to surpass us."
Callie smiles. "Yes, father."
************************************************************
"The whole shipment was ruined..."
"Yes."
"And do we know who caused it?"
Kenneth shakes his head. "But I am using every available channel to find out."
Feral walks around the upturned crate. "And what of Dark Kat?"
"Gone. He disappeared after the crate was delivered." Kenneth says. "He must have
found out about the katnip being ruined and split."
"Hmm..." Feral kneels down. "As soon as my kat find him, kill him."
Kenneth nods. "Any souvenirs?"
"No. I just want him dead." Feral shifts through the katnip.
"I'm sorry if I disrupted your plans with the interim mayor..."
"Don't worry about it, Kenneth. Things were moving way too fast, and I was losing
control of the situation." Feral smiles. "She's very alluring...and quite sexy...but business before
pleasure."
"I see..." Kenneth nods.
Feral looks through the katnip some more. Later, he comes up with a small mechanical
device. "Ever see this before, Kenneth?"
The kat looks at it. "Isn't that one of the devices Dark Kat showed us as an excuse for
late shipments?"
"So he was right after all...but I still want him dead." Feral stands up and turns to
Kenneth. "Contact Hard Drive, and tell him to meet me at our usual place."
***********************************************************
"Now what? Is there somebody else out there that wants to ruin Feral?"
Chance sighs as Jake and Razor work on a bomb device. T-Bone watches them work.
"Maybe this mysterious kat wants to put Feral into a sticky situation so that he'll ask for
help." Razor speaks up.
"Ferals are stubborn...that don't like to ask for help." Jake says, concentrating on the
device.
"Can he make the katnip himself?" T-Bone asks.
"Yes, but he usually doles it out to his subordinates."
"I see..."
"But, we can check to see if any chemicals are being used for it." Jake turns to Razor.
"We have a friend in the research department of MegaKat Biochemical. He should be able to tell
us about Feral using any chemicals. Could you go there?"
"Sure" Razor says.
"He should also be done with his part of this bomb." Jake continues. "We need that, too."
"Fighting Feral has gotten us some unique allies." Chance adds.
The SWAT Kats nods. Jake scribbles something on a piece of paper. He hands it to
Razor.
"Look for E. P.. We'll let him know your coming."
****************************************************************
"Feral?"
Feral doesn't turn around as he hears footstep coming toward him. He stares at the
freighters anchored at MegaKat City docks. "You're late. Hard Drive."
"Your officers wouldn't let me out of jail early enough." Hard Drive complains, walking
up besides Feral. "Not to mention how ugly the city's power grid is. It took me on the other side
of town!"
"Just remember I can put you back in jail...personally."
"I know." Hard Drive jams his paws into his pockets. "What do you want?"
"Information. In exchange, I'll make that felony electronic forgery charge disappear."
"Good enough."
Feral hands Hard Drive the device he had found. "What's this?"
"That's what I want you to find out. It ruined a critical shipment of mine."
Hard Drive looks at it. "The kat knew what they were doing...but it should easy enough
to figure out who made it. Anything else?"
"I want you to find out all you can about Calico Briggs." Feral says. "Turn her life inside
out."
"Latest conquest?"
Feral smiles at that, walking away. "You have two days, Hard Drive."
"No problem." Hard Drive turns himself into a bolt of lightning and jumps into the
nearest power line.
****************************************************************
"Hello?"
"Status report."
"Looks like Feral has lost an important shipment of katnip. The next few days are going
are going to be critical as Feral has to come up with another shipment for Mr. Young."
"Any evidence yet?"
"No. Feral cover his tracks quite well."
"Do you think we can catch him anytime soon?"
"I don't know. He is the head of family...and others will be willing to take the blame for
him."
"That's true."
"I will keep you informed if anything else develops."
"Will do. Keep up the good work..."
"...Special Agent Briggs."
To be continued...
Feral is displeased to find out that his shipment of katnip is ruined, but he uses the time
to reorganize himself...and slow down things with Callie. The SWAT Kats are also surprised,
since they only planned for half of it to be ruined. Also, just what is Callie up to?
Author's notes: After a long hiatus, this story is back! Special thanks go to Renee,
Alegna, and KS Claw for helping break my writer's block. ::Gives out gold stars::
Thanks to my readers for hanging in there. I hope it doesn't disappoint.
As always, send any comments or questions to AkaneKitty@aol.com. Or, drop me a line
in my review section at Fanfiction.net. Enjoy!
Ja!
AkaneKitty
**********************
See You On The Flip Side
A Certain Agenda
**********************
"This is the shipment?"
"Yes. Dark Kat took care of it himself."
"The fool should have been doing it all along." Kenneth moves toward the wooden crate.
Feral's right-hand kat and a couple of hired goons were in MegaKat City's warehouse
district. Kenneth was getting a bad feeling, so he decided to check up on the katnip shipment. In
his line of work, it paid to be diligent.
He looks at the lackey Dark Kat left behind. "Open it."
"Open it?" The lackey looks nervous.
"Is there a problem?"
"N-No! I'll open it!" The lackey struggles to lift the heavy wooden top of the crate.
Kenneth peers inside it.
"Is this some kind of joke?" Kenneth growls at the lackey. He shrinks somewhat.
"W-What do you mean, sir?"
"This is what I mean!" Kenneth tips the crate over. Katnip tumbles out of it.
Ruined katnip.
**************************************************************
"Thanks for dinner, Ulysses...I had fun."
"As did I."
Feral walks Callie to her apartment, who fishes her keys out of her purse.
"Care to come in?"
"Why not?" Feral says, smiling a bit.
Callie slips the key into the lock. "Sure I'm not keeping you from your work?"
"Of course not." Feral leans in a little. "Am I keep you from yours?"
Callie turns to face him, leaning against the door. "No. In fact, I'm working now."
Feral looks surprised. Callie smiles at that.
Just then, Feral's phone begins to ring, and he hastily picks it up.
"This had better be..." Feral expression turns to anger in a split second. "WHAT? ...No,
I'll be there as soon as I can. Don't move."
Callie looks calm as Feral finishes the phone call. "Is there a problem, Commander?"
Feral breathes for a moment, mentally counting to ten. "Yes, unfortunately."
"Not too serious, I hope."
"No." Feral puts his phone away. "But, I must go."
Callie looks disappointed. "I see. Another time then?"
"I hope so."
Callie stands on her toes to give him a kiss. "Good night, Ulysses."
**************************************************************
"Well, that should keep Feral busy for a while."
T-Bone and Razor walk back into the garage as Jake and Chance arrive as well for their
job.
"Great job guys!" Jake says, smiling. "We're already getting word that Feral is on the war
path."
"Really?" Razor asks.
"Yeah. Word has it that Dark Kat has skipped town over that botched katnip shipment."
Chance says. "Since that whole shipment was ruined by you guys, Feral's going to have to
scramble to make Mr. Young happy."
T-Bone and Razor look at each other. "Did you say that the whole shipment was ruined?"
Jake nods. "What about it?"
"It's strange. We put your device into the katnip in such a way it would only ruin the
bottom half." T-Bone says. "That way, Feral could look like a fool when he presented it Mr.
Young."
"So..."
"We didn't ruin that shipment."
Jake looks at them. "If you didn't, than who did?"
**********************************************************
"Hello?"
"Well?"
"It's done."
"...Very good, Calico. I'm impressed."
Callie cradles the phone to her ear, admiring her nails. "It was a piece of cake. Arranged
while using the old standby trick of 'powdering my nose'."
"So, I guess it's an all clear then."
"Yes, Ulysses is in a tricky position. He'll come around."
"So it's Ulysses now?" The voice on the phone asks. "Are we interested in him?"
"Kind of. He has an aura about him, you know?" Callie takes the phone in her paws.
"And he's cute."
"Don't let that distract you from the job at hand, dear."
"It won't."
"Because a partnership with the Feral family, through any means, must happen at all
costs. We don't want them to surpass us."
Callie smiles. "Yes, father."
************************************************************
"The whole shipment was ruined..."
"Yes."
"And do we know who caused it?"
Kenneth shakes his head. "But I am using every available channel to find out."
Feral walks around the upturned crate. "And what of Dark Kat?"
"Gone. He disappeared after the crate was delivered." Kenneth says. "He must have
found out about the katnip being ruined and split."
"Hmm..." Feral kneels down. "As soon as my kat find him, kill him."
Kenneth nods. "Any souvenirs?"
"No. I just want him dead." Feral shifts through the katnip.
"I'm sorry if I disrupted your plans with the interim mayor..."
"Don't worry about it, Kenneth. Things were moving way too fast, and I was losing
control of the situation." Feral smiles. "She's very alluring...and quite sexy...but business before
pleasure."
"I see..." Kenneth nods.
Feral looks through the katnip some more. Later, he comes up with a small mechanical
device. "Ever see this before, Kenneth?"
The kat looks at it. "Isn't that one of the devices Dark Kat showed us as an excuse for
late shipments?"
"So he was right after all...but I still want him dead." Feral stands up and turns to
Kenneth. "Contact Hard Drive, and tell him to meet me at our usual place."
***********************************************************
"Now what? Is there somebody else out there that wants to ruin Feral?"
Chance sighs as Jake and Razor work on a bomb device. T-Bone watches them work.
"Maybe this mysterious kat wants to put Feral into a sticky situation so that he'll ask for
help." Razor speaks up.
"Ferals are stubborn...that don't like to ask for help." Jake says, concentrating on the
device.
"Can he make the katnip himself?" T-Bone asks.
"Yes, but he usually doles it out to his subordinates."
"I see..."
"But, we can check to see if any chemicals are being used for it." Jake turns to Razor.
"We have a friend in the research department of MegaKat Biochemical. He should be able to tell
us about Feral using any chemicals. Could you go there?"
"Sure" Razor says.
"He should also be done with his part of this bomb." Jake continues. "We need that, too."
"Fighting Feral has gotten us some unique allies." Chance adds.
The SWAT Kats nods. Jake scribbles something on a piece of paper. He hands it to
Razor.
"Look for E. P.. We'll let him know your coming."
****************************************************************
"Feral?"
Feral doesn't turn around as he hears footstep coming toward him. He stares at the
freighters anchored at MegaKat City docks. "You're late. Hard Drive."
"Your officers wouldn't let me out of jail early enough." Hard Drive complains, walking
up besides Feral. "Not to mention how ugly the city's power grid is. It took me on the other side
of town!"
"Just remember I can put you back in jail...personally."
"I know." Hard Drive jams his paws into his pockets. "What do you want?"
"Information. In exchange, I'll make that felony electronic forgery charge disappear."
"Good enough."
Feral hands Hard Drive the device he had found. "What's this?"
"That's what I want you to find out. It ruined a critical shipment of mine."
Hard Drive looks at it. "The kat knew what they were doing...but it should easy enough
to figure out who made it. Anything else?"
"I want you to find out all you can about Calico Briggs." Feral says. "Turn her life inside
out."
"Latest conquest?"
Feral smiles at that, walking away. "You have two days, Hard Drive."
"No problem." Hard Drive turns himself into a bolt of lightning and jumps into the
nearest power line.
****************************************************************
"Hello?"
"Status report."
"Looks like Feral has lost an important shipment of katnip. The next few days are going
are going to be critical as Feral has to come up with another shipment for Mr. Young."
"Any evidence yet?"
"No. Feral cover his tracks quite well."
"Do you think we can catch him anytime soon?"
"I don't know. He is the head of family...and others will be willing to take the blame for
him."
"That's true."
"I will keep you informed if anything else develops."
"Will do. Keep up the good work..."
"...Special Agent Briggs."
To be continued...
