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Halimath 9
It's the end of the first week, and I'm already realizing that school sucks. Quenya is hell, with Cassie going , oh Legolas this, and oh Legolas that.
Arewn thinks I'm jealous. Me jealous? Legolas is my best friend, I've never even had a sex dream about him.
But seriously, I'm all for him getting a girlfriend, but anyone but Cassie.
The way she flips, her so called blond hair, the fact is, I've seen her color on a hair dye box.
So here I am, sitting in my foods class, With a new guy Boromir, who by the way is very hot.
Legolas, supposedly, tried to save me a seat, but no hell bitch stole my spot.
" So now, class you may go make your brownies" says my teacher Celebrian.
" So, Boromir, are you good at cooking? I want to know if the brownies will be eatable after, I'm really, to young to die" I say, much to the amusement of him.
" I think I'm fairly good" he tells me.
I give him a smile. I really don't want to die, because then Cassie and her cronies, would be too happy, and we can't have that, no ,no.
We got to our kitchenette, that we are sharing with Legolas and Cassie.
Legolas tries to smile at me, but I pretend he's not there. Oh yes I'm mad at him.
Boromir, the nice guy he is gets out all the material we need, as I grab the ingredients, from the table at the front.
" so sorry, I stole your partner" says bitch Cassie, who is hovering nearby.
" oh it's all right, I have a better partner, any ways. I hope you like your brownies crispy" I say happily.
Put her and Legolas together and you know, nothing good will be produced. I was Legolas's only hope, to pass this class.
I bring back the ingredients, and see Legolas and Boromir talking.
Obviously it's not good enough that he ditches me, now he's making friends, with my partner, fuck I need some weed.
I start making, the brownie batter, and they talk on, but I'm not listening.
" Hey Li, I'm going to be Cassie's partner, for the rest of the year O.K.?" says Boromir.
" O.K. but then who's my partner?" I ask, really I am that stupid.
" Legolas, he talked me into it, he must really like you or something" he comments and I make a face.
" oh shit, did I make a mistake? You don't want him for a partner?" he asks a little worried.
I laugh. " no, no, you just think he likes me, that's gross. I've known him forever, we're just friends and we promised to be partners" I tell him.
" oh good, I hate to be the guy that stuck you with an obsessed psycho" he jokes.
" he is, but I threaten to cut his hair, so he leaves me alone, some times.......rarely" I say back.
" um... I can hear you" says Legolas.
Boromir and I laugh at his pathetic girly whining, well that's why I'm laughing.
" good that you can hear, I feel so proud" I say.
Legolas fingers me and turns his head quickly, making his hair fly to the side, like models do.
Boromir and I almost piss our pants.
Cassie comes back, and sees that we're laughing at Legolas, and glares at us.
I go back and finish making the batter, then let Boromir, do the rest.
We go sit at our table and wait for the brownies to be ready.
" Legolas!" shrieks Cassie.
We look over and see she is covered in batter, and Legolas, looking totally shocked.
Boromir and start cracking up again.
" Cassie I'm so sorry, I didn't see you, I swear" Legolas says.
Celebrian comes over. " what is going on here?" she asks a little annoyed, then she sees Cassie. She tries to hold in her laughter, but I can clearly tell she's about to explode.
The whole class is laughing now, even Cassie's friends.
" dear, I think you should go wash up" Celbrian giggles, and Cassie rushes out of the class, almost in tears.
Legolas comes over, looking really sorry. Oh well at least I think she deserved it.
Legolas sits next to me.
" I'm so glad I wasn't your partner today" I laugh.
Legolas glares at me. oh testy isn't he?
" shut up, it's not funny" he growls.
I put an arm around him.
" it's O.K. sunshine, she'll forgive you" I assure him.
I don't know why I'm giving him comfort about her, I think I'm coming down with something. Yeah that must be it.
My timer goes off and Boromir brings out our brownies. They are perfect.
" you can have some of my brownies" I tell Legolas.
He has a weakness for chocolate, so he agrees.
Boromir, Legolas and I munch back on the brownies, which taste excellent, if I may say so myself.
" hey maybe I should give some of these to Cassie" Legolas says.
I grab them out of his hand.
" fuck no, I made these, so that whore isn't getting any" I tell him.
" oh come on, be nice for once" he argues.
I smile sweetly. " no, not to her."
Legolas gives in, and I give them back for him to eat.
See I am to nice!
He munches on them and smiles.
" these are good" he mumbles, with food in his mouth, gross, what a pig.
" well we are excellent bakers. Right Boromir?" I ask.
" we are, we are" he agrees.
Cassie doesn't come back to class, thank god.
And yeah it's last class, whoo!
Wait, I don't have plans, oh no!
Legolas is a loser, I'll make him hang with me.
The bell finally goes, and I say farewell to Boromir. I think I would have liked him as a partner, but he will be in the same kitchenette.
Legolas and I head up to our rooms.
" so what are you doing tonight?" I ask.
" going, out with Aragorn and some of the other guys"
Shit there goes my plans down the drain. Wait there's still Arwen.
Wait no, she's spending time with her dad this weekend, and all the hobbits are doing something together.
Yes, I'm the loser tonight.
" what about you?" he asks.
" nothing" I sigh.
" that's nice" he says not really caring.
We get to our rooms, and part.
In my room, I dig through my bag and find a joint.
" I guess it's just me and you tonight" I say ,then go to the bathroom, to hot box it.
Halimath 9
It's the end of the first week, and I'm already realizing that school sucks. Quenya is hell, with Cassie going , oh Legolas this, and oh Legolas that.
Arewn thinks I'm jealous. Me jealous? Legolas is my best friend, I've never even had a sex dream about him.
But seriously, I'm all for him getting a girlfriend, but anyone but Cassie.
The way she flips, her so called blond hair, the fact is, I've seen her color on a hair dye box.
So here I am, sitting in my foods class, With a new guy Boromir, who by the way is very hot.
Legolas, supposedly, tried to save me a seat, but no hell bitch stole my spot.
" So now, class you may go make your brownies" says my teacher Celebrian.
" So, Boromir, are you good at cooking? I want to know if the brownies will be eatable after, I'm really, to young to die" I say, much to the amusement of him.
" I think I'm fairly good" he tells me.
I give him a smile. I really don't want to die, because then Cassie and her cronies, would be too happy, and we can't have that, no ,no.
We got to our kitchenette, that we are sharing with Legolas and Cassie.
Legolas tries to smile at me, but I pretend he's not there. Oh yes I'm mad at him.
Boromir, the nice guy he is gets out all the material we need, as I grab the ingredients, from the table at the front.
" so sorry, I stole your partner" says bitch Cassie, who is hovering nearby.
" oh it's all right, I have a better partner, any ways. I hope you like your brownies crispy" I say happily.
Put her and Legolas together and you know, nothing good will be produced. I was Legolas's only hope, to pass this class.
I bring back the ingredients, and see Legolas and Boromir talking.
Obviously it's not good enough that he ditches me, now he's making friends, with my partner, fuck I need some weed.
I start making, the brownie batter, and they talk on, but I'm not listening.
" Hey Li, I'm going to be Cassie's partner, for the rest of the year O.K.?" says Boromir.
" O.K. but then who's my partner?" I ask, really I am that stupid.
" Legolas, he talked me into it, he must really like you or something" he comments and I make a face.
" oh shit, did I make a mistake? You don't want him for a partner?" he asks a little worried.
I laugh. " no, no, you just think he likes me, that's gross. I've known him forever, we're just friends and we promised to be partners" I tell him.
" oh good, I hate to be the guy that stuck you with an obsessed psycho" he jokes.
" he is, but I threaten to cut his hair, so he leaves me alone, some times.......rarely" I say back.
" um... I can hear you" says Legolas.
Boromir and I laugh at his pathetic girly whining, well that's why I'm laughing.
" good that you can hear, I feel so proud" I say.
Legolas fingers me and turns his head quickly, making his hair fly to the side, like models do.
Boromir and I almost piss our pants.
Cassie comes back, and sees that we're laughing at Legolas, and glares at us.
I go back and finish making the batter, then let Boromir, do the rest.
We go sit at our table and wait for the brownies to be ready.
" Legolas!" shrieks Cassie.
We look over and see she is covered in batter, and Legolas, looking totally shocked.
Boromir and start cracking up again.
" Cassie I'm so sorry, I didn't see you, I swear" Legolas says.
Celebrian comes over. " what is going on here?" she asks a little annoyed, then she sees Cassie. She tries to hold in her laughter, but I can clearly tell she's about to explode.
The whole class is laughing now, even Cassie's friends.
" dear, I think you should go wash up" Celbrian giggles, and Cassie rushes out of the class, almost in tears.
Legolas comes over, looking really sorry. Oh well at least I think she deserved it.
Legolas sits next to me.
" I'm so glad I wasn't your partner today" I laugh.
Legolas glares at me. oh testy isn't he?
" shut up, it's not funny" he growls.
I put an arm around him.
" it's O.K. sunshine, she'll forgive you" I assure him.
I don't know why I'm giving him comfort about her, I think I'm coming down with something. Yeah that must be it.
My timer goes off and Boromir brings out our brownies. They are perfect.
" you can have some of my brownies" I tell Legolas.
He has a weakness for chocolate, so he agrees.
Boromir, Legolas and I munch back on the brownies, which taste excellent, if I may say so myself.
" hey maybe I should give some of these to Cassie" Legolas says.
I grab them out of his hand.
" fuck no, I made these, so that whore isn't getting any" I tell him.
" oh come on, be nice for once" he argues.
I smile sweetly. " no, not to her."
Legolas gives in, and I give them back for him to eat.
See I am to nice!
He munches on them and smiles.
" these are good" he mumbles, with food in his mouth, gross, what a pig.
" well we are excellent bakers. Right Boromir?" I ask.
" we are, we are" he agrees.
Cassie doesn't come back to class, thank god.
And yeah it's last class, whoo!
Wait, I don't have plans, oh no!
Legolas is a loser, I'll make him hang with me.
The bell finally goes, and I say farewell to Boromir. I think I would have liked him as a partner, but he will be in the same kitchenette.
Legolas and I head up to our rooms.
" so what are you doing tonight?" I ask.
" going, out with Aragorn and some of the other guys"
Shit there goes my plans down the drain. Wait there's still Arwen.
Wait no, she's spending time with her dad this weekend, and all the hobbits are doing something together.
Yes, I'm the loser tonight.
" what about you?" he asks.
" nothing" I sigh.
" that's nice" he says not really caring.
We get to our rooms, and part.
In my room, I dig through my bag and find a joint.
" I guess it's just me and you tonight" I say ,then go to the bathroom, to hot box it.
