Disclaimer: only the little chibi butts are ours

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When Bad Baby-Sitters Get It

Lillin: what ya singin, mommy?*points at Lisha* Okasan

Alisha: O_O Okasan? Moi?

Lillin: *points at Kate* Obasan. Yup!

Alisha: you know what Lil just called right Kate?

Kate: *blinks* Nani...?

Alisha: grandmother! LOL

Kate: O_O *unchibi's Lil* *THWAP*

Alisha: lol

Lillin: *cries* fine! Oba! *hugs Kate* Ane! *poke poke* Ish Hn...... Otochan? Ane! *jumps on Tia*

Tia: I thought Lisha dechibified her?

Kate: she chibied herself again

Alisha: yeah -_-;

Tia: oh......*Picks up Lily and zips her in one of those one kinda playpens with a bunch of Heero and Duo dolls*

Lillin: *evil grin* *puts Heero and Duo doll sin 1x2x1 poses* Teeheehee.... Yaoi! (^_^)

Tia: Good girl, Lily... You just keep on playing....

Kate: -_-'

Lillin: *chibifies Tia and Kate*

Kate: .......o_o *runs around screaming* NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO

Tia: *Big Chibi eyes grow wide* thee jutht chibifwied me!

Alisha: O_O oh no!!!

Lillin: Teeheehee!!

Kate: *still running around and screaming* *runs into kitchen*

Alisha: I am not playing mommy to three chibis!

Tia: *Big tears form in her eyes and she opens her mouth wide and lets out an ear piercing shriek*

Alisha: _

Kate: *grabs chocolate syrup and 'drinks it'* *runs back out chocolate all over face* *Screaming as she runs around room*

Alisha: AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Kate: *still holding bottle of chocolate syrup*

Lillin: *chibifies Alisha*

Kate: *stops screaming and walks over to Alisha*

Alisha: o.o

Tia: *Sits in a small corner and continues to cry loudly*

Kate: *unchibi's Alisha* Aunty Litha....?*tugs on Alisha's pant leg* Aunty Lithaaa....?

Tia: *Pulls out a Bakura plushie the size of her and cuddles to it and sniffles* I dun wannew be chibi!

Kate: *pokes Alisha* *poke* *poke poke*

Lillin: *runs upstairs*

Kate: *poke poke poke poke poke*

Alisha: *comes out of her shook* yes?

Kate: Come hewe......

Alisha: ok....

Kate: *motions for here to bend down so she can be face to face*

Tia: *Sniffle* I jutht ith no faiw!!!!

Alisha: *bends down*

Kate: *holds up bottle of chocolate syrup* *squirts the chocolate syrup in Alisha's face* *giggles*

Tia: O.O

Alisha: o_o *licks the chocolate syrup*

Tia: Kath! Yous is bawd!

Kate: *giggles* *runs off to her corner*

Tia: *Hides behind Bakura plushie*

Kate: *giggles* LIIIIILY! *Runs upstairs giggling*

Alisha: what am I gonna do!

Tia: If we ith VEWY quiet Batuwa, then thee will weave us awone!

Kate: *runs downstairs and over to Tia* hehehe *grabs her hand and begins to drag her upstairs* LIIIIIIILY!

Alisha: *flops down on the couch holding her head*

Tia: NOOOOOOO!!! *Starts screaming at the top of her lungs* WITHA!!! HEWP ME!!!!!

Kate: *whaps Tia* SHHHHH!

Lillin: Hai!!!

Tia: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!

Kate: *runs over to Lily grinning all evil chibily*

Alisha: *gets up and goes over to Kate and Tia* let her go Kate

Kate: *whaps Tia* STTHHHHH!*looks at Lish* I DINN'T DO IT!

Alisha: *puts her hands on her hips* let her go Kate

Tia: *Sniffle* Dun whap me!!

Alisha: do you need a time out?

Kate: We was thust pwayin!

Lillin: yeah!

Alisha: then why does Tia seem upset?

Kate: ......

Tia: *Looks up at lisha with big pleading chibi eyes*

Kate: Caust iths Tia!*giggles and runs into a room with Tia and Lily* *slams door shut and locks it giggling* ^________^

Alisha: *picks up Tia* come on...lets go somewhere quiet till I can figure out what to....

Tia: *Clings to Lisha*

Alisha: shh...it's ok

Kate: *cries* TIA DUN WANNA PWAY WIF UUUUSSSSS!!!!!!!

Alisha: I won't let them hurt you...

Tia: Thee ith VEWY scawy!

Kate: TIA DUN WIKE US!!!!!! *cries more*

Alisha: *nods*

Lillin: I hafe an idea!

Kate: *sniffles looking at Lily*

Tia: Witha... Can you unchibifwie me?

Kate: *sniffles* Wha.... Lily......?

Alisha: *pulls out di-chibi-fing wand and waves it over Tia*

Kate: *giggles evilly*

Lillin: *whispers* I know were Dudu keeps his stuff!

Tia: *Blinks* Oh thank shinigami!!

Kate: *blinks* *grins*

Alisha: you're welcome....

Tia: I'm BACK!!!! *Glomps Lisha*  THANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOU!!!!

Alisha: now what do we do about the other two?

Kate: *pulls out Chibi Hammer and runs over and hits Lisha on the head with it* ^_______________^

Alisha: owww...

Kate: CHIBI LITHA TOOOOOOO! ^______^

Lillin: yay! Litha ish chibi too!!!

Alisha: 'wam it!!_

Tia: . I say we sell them all to the Russian Circus...... So Trowa can feed them to his lion...

Kate: Ooooh chibi lith say bad word *glares at Tia* *drags Lisha into room with Lily and closes and locks the door* hehehe

Alisha: *crosses arms and glares*

Kate: *giggles* ^______^ *pokes Lisha* Wha wrong....?

Alisha: om...o...kurau

Tia: *Walks over and gets the door unlocked*

Kate: ......

Tia: *Glares down at the chibis* I mean it... I'll sell you to the Russian Circus and let Trowa's lion EAT you...

Kate: WAAAAAAH! *runs to corner and pulls out Heero and Duo plushies and clings to them*

Alisha: *still sulking*

Tia: Now, hold still!!! *Pulls out her dechibitizer and blasts them all back to normal*

Kate: AUNTY TIA ITH MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNN *hides behind Lily*

Lillin: *runs around* I got it! I got it!

Alisha: thanks Tia

Kate: .............

Alisha: you got what Lil?

Lillin: heeheehee

Tia: It didn't work on the others...... Oh well... I still say we sell them....

Kate: *pulls out Chibi Hammer and chibi everyone again* *giggles*

Alisha: _ 'gain?

Kate: *giggles*

Alisha: 'ay mwee!

Lillin: i got it!

Kate: *hands Lisha Heero plushie her size*

Alisha: 'ot wha? ^_^ 'ta

Kate: I tink I'll wegwet dat...... *sweatdrops*

Tia: *Glares at Kate* I dun wike youw......

Kate: Wha....??? WHA I DO!?!?!

Alisha: *toddles over to Lil* 'ot wha?

Lillin: *pulls out some condoms and sex toys* Dudu's stuff!

Kate: O_O

Tia: Dun pway thupid wiff me!

Alisha: O.O

Tia: O_O

Lillin: Thaf what gwown ups pway wif

Alisha: wel we?

Tia: What ith those? Bawoons? *Points to the condoms*

Kate: *picks up random object* I no know......

Lillin: Bawoons!

Tia: ^_^ Bawoons! I wan a bawoon!!

Lillin: *opens one and blown it up*

Kate: *picks up condom* ^_____________^

Tia: Kina funny wookin bawoon....

Lillin: it wooks wike a hot dog.......

Alisha: wa!

Kate: *nods* I' dos......

Tia: Why woul you wan a hot dog bawoon, Wiwy?

Kate: I no no

Alisha: *shrugs*

Lillin: i don know.... gwown ups awe supid!

Tia: Vewy thtupid!

Alisha: wa...

Kate: *nods* Gwown ups vewy stupid!

Alisha: *picks up another object* wha 'ith iss or?

Lillin: *bobs Kate with the ballon* Heehee!!! Fun!

Kate: .......

Tia: *Gives Lisha a 'icky' face* Ewwww, it wooks gwoss!

Lillin: *picks up and vibrator* O_o *switches it on* AHH!!! It moves!!! It's awive!!!

Alisha: o.o

Wufei: *wonders in grumbling to himself* Stupid baka... how can you LOSE four onnas......*looks at Chibi onnas* When did you.... *sees the stuff they're playing with* O___________________O *nosebleeds*

Tia: AH!! *Hides behind Kate* Ith awive!!

Lillin: *drops it*

Alisha: epp!

Kate: IT ITH!!! *runs and hides behind Fei* UNCLE FEI FEI!!!! HIDE ME!

Quatre: well they have to be around here....*sees them* O_O

Alisha: *waves* ello

Tia: *Runs and clings to Wufei's leg*

Wufei: O__________O *runs out with nosebleed* I FOUND THE ONNAS!!! *runs downstairs wiping at nose*

Tia: *Is dragged downstairs with Wufei* O_o

Duo: *looks at Wufei* O_o; Why is he....? But.... the girls.... nosebleed.... O_O;;;

Tia: *Looks up at Duo, Heero and Trowa* Hewwo! *waves*

Lillin: Dudu's home!!!

Alisha: waaa!

Tia: ^_^ We pwayed wiff Duo'th bawoons!

Trowa: ///_O

Duo: *looks at chibi girls wide eyed* Oh....

Heero: *whaps Duo* Hentai.

Duo: Baloon.... O.o Nani....?

Trowa: Duo.... how did...... they get that stuff.......

Tia: They wooked funny though.... Wike hot dawgs....

Quatre: O_O

Heero and Duo: O_O

Tia: And dis one thing wath AWIVE!

Lillin: *holds up the "balloon"* opt dog bawoon!

Heero: *whaps Duo* Baka!

Alisha: an...I no no wa iss ith

Duo: O________O Uhm.... her.... uh.........

Tia: *Walks over and crawls in Trowa's lap*

Duo: WHY DO YOU GUYS ASSUME IT'S MINE!?!?

Tia: Wiwy thaid it wath.

Alisha: *runs up and clings to Heero's leg*

Lillin: It ish! *points at still-moving vibrator* Awive!

Tia: *Looks up at Trowa* Why doeth Duo have aww that thtuff??

Kate: *giggles* Cause Lily said it was! The got it fwom you room......

Duo: O_O

Alisha: it 'arey 'eero....

Duo: *gathers stuff and rushes upstairs*

Heero: -_-'

Trowa: Because Duo is a freaking hentai who can't keep his sex toys out of the hands of chibis

Tia: Thex toyth?

Quatre: I....

Trowa: *pats Tia on the head*

Alisha: thex toyths?

Duo: *runs back downstairs* _ WHY DO YALL ASSUME IT'S MINE!!!???

Lillin: whath a thex toyth??

Tia: Do YOU have any thex toyth Trowa?

Duo: They could be lyin!

Tia: *Blinks up at Trowa*

Trowa: well.... ummm...... ///_^;

Kate: *looks at Duo* zechs toy............?

Alisha: wa thex?

Duo: ..........no.............

Alisha: *looks up at Heero with big chibi eyes*

Tia: Ith that a yeth Trowa??

Heero: Er. uhm. Ask Duo! .

Tia: Doeth Quatwe have eny??

Alisha: *looks over at Duo* wa thex?

Duo: *deathglares Heero*

Trowa: *looks at Quatre* Umm......

Quatre: *sputters*

Duo: Uhm.... Ask Trowa!

Kate: *looks at Trowa* Wha zecks......?

Alisha: unca towa?

Tia: An Wu?? And Heewo?

Heero: ..........hn..........

Trowa: Listen sweetie, how about you forget about ALL of this and I'll buy you Barbies!

Alisha: barbe...ewwwwwww!

Kate: BAWBIE EVIL!!!! BAWBIE MUTH DIIIIIE!

Tia: NO!!!!! Barbie ith EVIW!!!!

Tia: *Picks up Trowa's shirt and pulls it over herself to hide* NO BARBIE!!!!!!!

Trowa: How about some Gundam dollies!

Lillin: Bawbie EVIL!!!!

Tia: *From under Trowa's shirt* That thounds otay....

Alisha: *hugs her Heero plushie*

Duo: *grins* Girls.... uhm...... if you REALLY wanna know what sex is.... ASK QUATRE!

Lillin: Oooootay!

Quatre: O_O DUO!

Kate: Waaaai! Gundam dollies! YAAAY!

Duo: *grins* What?

Tia: Why doeth anyone wanna know what thex ith anywayth? I thounds boring!

Quatre: they're chibis! we can't tell them that!

Kate: *looks at Quatre with big innocent chibi eyes, tugs on his pant leg* Uncl Catwe....... Whath zecks??

Duo: ......*coughs*Not like they don't know subconsciously*cough*

Quatre: um....a game grown-ups play....you're too little yet....

Kate: ......oh......

Tia: A game!!!

Lillin: I know what thex ish!!! *runs up to Wufei's room*

Alisha: *looks at Lil* wat?

Duo: *bends down and whispers* Ask Fei!

Tia: *Comes out form hiding under Trowa's shirt* Wiww you pway it wiff me Quatwe?!

Kate: *looks at fei* Uncle Feifei.... waths zecks!?

Lillin: *comes back down with porn tape and reads the side*

Wufei: O_O *nosebleeds*

Alisha: VIO!!!

Kate: A.... game....?

Lillin: S-E-X-Y N-U-R-S-E-S!!!

Kate: LETS PLAY IT!  ^______^

Tia: I wanna pway thex!!!

Alisha: wa!!!

Lillin: *pops it in and pushes play*

Heero: *takes tape* No.

Quatre: *looks over at Wufei*

Tia: *Tugs on Trowa's shirt* Pway thex wiff me!!

Lillin: *watery eyes*

Trowa: ///_O

Heero: *puts tape away*

Alisha: *tugs on Heero's jeans* play game?

Trowa: *whispers* I can go to jail for that

Duo: *turns on TV and switches to one of the porn channels* That's sex.

Alisha: O__O

Lillin: O___O

Kate: O___O

Tia: Go too jaiw? Wike in monopowy?

Heero: *beats Duo with pillow* BAKABAKABAKABAKABAKABAKABAKA!!!!!!!!!!!

Quatre: Duo! *lunges for remote*

Duo: Ack!

Lillin: *pushes the Info button* G-A-N-G-B-A-N-G

Lillin: O_o

Tia: *Stares at the tv*

Duo: *falls over, dragging Heero down with him*

Trowa: Just like monopoly.... only worse......

Alisha: wa he oing oo 'er?

Duo: *hits random buttons on remote and Yaoi Channel comes up*

Alisha: O___O

Kate: *looks at T.V.* *looks at Duo and Heero*

Tia: Oh...... *Stares at the TV* O_O

Kate: *TV, guys, TV, guys* O____O

Alisha: *looks at Trowa and Quatre*

Kate: HEEWO AND DUO DO STUFF WIKE ON T.B!!!!!

Heero: Nani....? *looks at TV, still on top of Duo*

Duo: *also looks*

Tia: *Looks up at Trowa* Do you wike to pway wiff boyth mowe den giwls?

Duo and Heero: O_O

Alisha: ah?

Duo: *cracks up laughing*

Heero: *yanks his braid* BAKA! *lunges at TV and turns it off*

Trowa: we all do, hun

Alisha: o....

Duo: ITAAAI! .

Tia: But... but.... WHY? You dun wanna pway wiff me betause I'mma giwl!! *Gets all watery eyed*

Kate: *glomps onto Heero and Duo* I WANNA PWAY ZECKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Heero: NO!

Trowa: No sweetie! You're too young to play! You could get hurt or worse!

Kate: *sniffles*

Alisha: *tugs on Heero's jeans again* ca giwls 'ay 'if giwls?

Duo: Er...... No......

Kate: *starts crying REEEEALLLLYYYY loudly*

Tia: But I wanna pway!!! *Starts crying*

Heero: *coves ears and looks at Alisha* Uhm......

Trowa: wait till you're at least 16

Heero: Er.

Tia: *Starts crying louder trying to outdo Kate*

Alisha: *stares at Heero with chibi eyes*

Kate: *cries louder*

Tia: *Cries even louder*

Heero: Uhm.... uh.... *coughs* o_o;;

Lillin: *cries*

Kate: *cries louder still*

Heero: *twitches*

Lillin: I wanna pway wight now!!!!

Alisha: *hugs her Heero plushie closer*

Tia: *Cries as loud as she can*

Wufei: BAKA ONNA SHUT THE FUCK UP! _______

Kate: O_O

Trowa: OK OK OK!!!!

Tia: O_O

Alisha: o.o

Lillin: O__O

Heero: o_o

Duo: o___o

Tia: WAI!! TROWA WILL PWAY WIFF ME!!!!

Alisha: 'uck?

Tia: *Glomps Trowa*

Trowa: You can play as soon as you're big again!

Duo...... Heewo.... wha fuck.......?

Lillin: I know what uck ish!

Duo: Uhm....

Lillin: Dudu says uck you all the time when he dwives!

Alisha: *clamps onto Heero's leg again*

Kate: *glomps Fei* WETS PLAY ZECKS!

Alisha: o!

Wufei: *nosebleeds* O___O *passes out from bloodloss*

Tia: But Trowa! When will I evew be big again?

Kate: *blinks*

Heero: *whaps Duo* Baka!

Duo: Stop that! _

Quatre: *still speechless on the couch*

Kate: *glomps onto Quatre* WETS PWAY ZECKS!!!!!

Quatre: er...um....

Tia: *Crawls off Trowa's lap and walks over and crawls on Quatres lap* Wiww you pway wiff ME?

Quatre: I only play with boys....

Kate: ......*sniffles* But....

Tia: You dun wike giwls?? *Gets all teary eyed again*

Tia: Why dun you wike us Quatwe?

Kate: *also gets teary eyed*

Lillin: *cries again*

Kate: *sniffles*

Tia: *Sniffles*

Quatre: I like girls! I just don't know how to play that game with them....yeah

Lillin: Catwe no wike us!!!!!

Kate: ..........

Lillin: *stops crying*

Quatre: .

Kate: *pokes Quatre* How come....?

Lillin: You can watch the movie and see!!!

Tia: Yeah, why?

Kate: YEAH!

Tia: YEAH!! The MOVIE!

Kate: Wath the mobie and thee!!!

Quatre: *looks at Trowa* help....

Tia: But youth thuppothed to take off youw clothe to pway... *Nods and starts unbuttoning Quatre's shirt*

Duo: *sits up from behind couch where he had somehow ended up when no one was looking* I play with boys and girls! ^___^ *gets dragged down again*

Quatre: O_O

Kate: *giggles* Yeah! *looks at Duo* *blinks*

Trowa: I'm going to the toy store, see ya! *leaves*

Kate: NOOO! TWOWA!!!!!

Tia: TROWA!!!*Turns around* WE WANNA GO TOO!!!

Kate: *crawls to the edge of the couch and tries to peek over* Duo..........?

Alisha: I wa wa 'ay if giwls a 'oys 'oo!

Tia: QUATWE!!! TROWA WEFT UTH BEHIND!!!

Tia: *Starts crying*

Quatre; *folows Trowa* I'll help!

Kate: *hand shoves her back so she can't see*

Tia: *Runs after Quatre and Trowa* NO!!!! Dun WEAVE ME!!

Kate: *looks at Quatre* YOU WEAVING US WIF DUO!?!?!?!?

Quatre: ^_^;;

Tia: I DUN WANNA BE WEFT WITH DUO!!!

Lillin: *crawls over to Wufei* Wanna pway thex wif me?

Duo: *pokes head up* HEEEY! WHY NOT!?

Wufei: x_x

Duo: *dragged back down*

Alisha: 'ere 'eero???

Lillin: *pokes Wufei* FEI-FEI!!!!!!!!!!!

Alisha: 'ate?

Alisha: 'ere 'eero?

Tia: *Walks over to Kate wiping away her tears* What ith you doing?

Duo: *sits up suddenly* O_O We're in a room full of chibi's and we end up behind the couch....... x_x

Kate: *tries to peek behind couch again*

Duo: *scrambles to put his cloths back on*

Alisha: *peeks around the other side of the couch* 'Eero!!

Heero: *grabs his cloths and dives over the couch* O_O;;

Tia: *Peeks around with Lisha* Thewe wewe pwaying wiff out uth!!

Alisha: *nods*

Heero: No we weren't!

Tia: *Looks at Heero wide eyed ready to cry*

Alisha: es ow ere!

Heero: We weren't playing sex! _

Alisha: es ow ere!!

Tia: YETH YOU WEWE!!!!

Duo: *cough* Err... nope...

Kate: *looks at Duo and Heero* *cries*

Tia: *Takes in a big breath of air before screaming at the top of her lungs* I WANNA PWAY THEX!!!!!!!!

Alisha: dudu 'ie?

Duo: *sweatdrops* ^_^;; Why would we be playing sex!?

Alisha: *chibi eyes tear up*

Kate: CAUSE YOU IS MY HUBBYS!!!!!!

Tia: *Starts crying LOUDLY*

Heero: o_o

Kate: *cries louder*

Tia: *Cries even louder*

Alisha: *flings herself to the floor and wails at the top of her lungs*

Heero: *runs for front door* QUAAAAATRRRRREEEEEEEE!!!!! YOU TRAITOR GET BACK HERE!!!!!!

Kate: *sits on the couch crying and screaming at the top of her lungs*

Duo: *covers ears* X_________________X

Tia: *stands in the middle of the room crying louder still*

Kate: *cryes louder than Tia*

Tia: *Cries louder than Kate*

Heero: TRRROOOOWWWWAAAAA!!!!! QUUUUAAATTTTRRRREEEE!!!! I'M GONNA KILL YOU FUCKING TRAITORS!!!! _

Alisha: *beats floor with her little fists*

Duo: X______________________X I'm gonna go deaf!

Wufei: *still out cold* x_x

Alisha: *jumps up and runs to her room locking the door behind her*

Tia: *Stomps over and kicks Wufei as hard as she can still crying loudly*

Wufei: *sits up* OW! BAKA ONNA!

Tia: *Cries ever louder when Wufei yells at her*

Duo: *grabs Heero's hand and dives in the car driving off* I'm sure Wu-Man won't mind!
Tia: WU CAWWED ME A NAME!!!!!! *Screams and cries even louder than before*
Lillin: *jumps on Fei* 'uck you! 'uck you! 'uck you!
 Wufei: *sets a blanket on the floor, grabs the chibi's ties them up and puts tape over their mouth then sets them on the blanket and puts a playpen upside down over them* Damn onnas....
Kate: O_O
Lillin
: *cries*

Tia: O_O

Kate: .......*cries*......*rolls around kicking the sides of the playpen* MMMMMMM! Mmmm!
Tia
: *Chibi glares Wufei*
 Wufei: *changes channel and watches some random movie*
Tia
: *Sniffles*
Kate: *kicks at walls more* MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!
Tia: *Eyes Kate then starts doing like she's doing and kicking the walls*
 Wufei: Shut up and I'll give you candy.
Kate
: .......

Tia: ......
Lillin: .............
 Wufei: *snickers* *watches movie*
Kate
: Hmmmhyy!
 Wufei: Quiet!
Tia
: *Sniffle* *Gets all teary eyed*
 Wufei: No candy.

Kate: *starts kicking at the screen wall thing*
Tia
: *starts wiggling her mouth around trying to unstick the tape*
Kate: *ends up kicking a hole in it and sorta drags herself to the stairs*  
Tia
: *Follows Kate still trying to get the tape off*
Lillin: *cries all lpud as she can with a gag on*
Kate: *stares at the stairs*  *glances at Lily* *shakes head eyes wide* *glances at Wufei*
 Wufei: *Watches the movie*
Tia
: *Eyes Wufei looking very hopeful*
Lillin: *stops*
Kate: *nods and starts trying to climb up the stairs*

Tia: *watches Kate for a moment a little doubtful of whether or not she should follow* *Looks back at Fei then starts climbing the best she can*

Kate: *somehow by some miracle makes it up the stairs and stares at the door to the shared it being closed* *pounds head on wall softly* Ammit......

Tia: *Comes up behind Kate looking confused as to why she's hurting herself*

Kate: *looks at Tia then closed door*
Tia
: *Nods* *looks over in the direction of Kate's room*

Kate: *glares at door* *kicks it*
Lillin
: *stares at Wufei*
Tia: *Walks down the hall and pushes Kate's ajar door open*
Kate: *follows Tia* ^_^ *runs in her room and through the bathroom*
Tia
: *Runs after Kate*
Kate: *motions somehow for Tia to stay and dives under the bed*

Tia: *Gives Kate a funny 'what the hell are you doing' look*

Kate: *struggles trying to drag herself out kicking a box* *grins*
Lillin
: *looks around then crawls out and into the kitchen*
Kate: ^_^
Tia
: *Blinks*
Kate: *tries to get the lid off the box* *opens the box and dumps the various blades and sharp objects on the ground*

Tia: *Grins*
Kate: *grabs a knife and cuts the ropes* *pulls the tape off* OW!
Tia
: *Cuts her ropes and pulls off the tape* Owwie!! *Winces* *Glares at the door* Now what do we do bout icky uncle poo-head?
Kate: *puts finger to lips* Shhhhhh! *puts stuff back* Ith Duo findth out I useded hith sharp things.... I get in BIG trowbled
Tia
: *Nods* I pinky thwear I thaw nuffing!
Kate: Good! *kicks box under bed* Now! Firsth we find Lily!
Tia
: Wight! Wiwy!
Kate: *grabs Tia's hands and runs back the way they came and sneaks downstairs*

Lillin: *in the kitchen eating ice cream and making a BIIIIG mess*

Kate: *sneaks into kitchen* *gasps* Ith cweam! ^_____^
 Wufei: *blinks glancing up* Huh? *shrugs and watches TV*
Tia
: O_O Aww dat ice cweam!!! *Dives into the mess and starts eating*
Kate: *giggles and also dives in* Yummyness!

Tia: Wai!! I WOVE ice cweam!! Ith to yummy!
Kate: *looks at Lily and Tia* Thoooooo! How we gonna get bwack at Feifei?
Tia
: *Tilts her head in thought* I think firsth we need to get back to nowmaw.... But we cant...... *Sniffle* *Grins* I thay we tie him up and make him eat chocowate!!! *Giggles* Make him thick and hyper! And den we can make him pway thex wiff uth!
Kate: O_O but.... The others said...... and Feifei's icky....
Tia
: But we wanna pway, wight? And feifei doethn't wike to pway! You thaw how he acted!
Kate: *sniffles* I cant finded my chibi hammew.... Yeah....
Lillin
: chocowate towtowe!
Kate: but Feifei's ICKY......
Tia
: Fine, we wont pway wiff fei...
Kate: and...... Duo and Heewo would get mad and me......
Lillin
: *pull sout the chibifier 3000 pop gun*
Tia: But how would they know??
Lillin: Pop him!
Kate: *shrugs* *blinks*
Tia
: They awen't hewe! They WEFT uth hewe wff wufei!
Kate: Wha thwat? *sniffles*
Lillin
: make him chibi and we can pway wif him!
Kate: But.... dey...... *sigh* Feifei is a poophead....
Tia
: Yeth.... Poo-face!
Kate: I wanna be big again......
Tia
: Me too.......
Tia: When I big Trowa thaid he'd pway wiff me!!!
Kate: -_-'
 Wufei: *stands heading to the kitchen* I need something to snack on.... *doesn't even glance at the playpen*
Lillin
: he coming!
Tia: O_O Do you heaw dat?
Kate: I thay we chibi-- O___O
Tia
: Heth coming!!!
Lillin: *hides under the table*
Kate: EEP!
Tia
: *Runs off and hides*
 Wufei: What was...? O_o; *walks into the kitchen*
Kate
: .......
Lillin
: *whispers* kaaaate!
Kate: *looks at the mess and then how no one else is around her, then up at fei*' ^_^; Uhm.... uhm.... uhmm...... I DINN'T DO ITH!
 Wufei: *glares and grabs Kate by the back of the shirt as she tries to run*
Kate: HELP!!!*cries* TIIIIIA!
 Wufei: Baka onna... Look at the mess you made!
Tia
: *Comes out behind Wufei with Lily's chibi gun and shoots him* Weave hew awone!
 Wufei: *blinks finding himself chibi*
Tia
: *walks up and kicks Wufei in the knee* Meanie Poo-face!
Kate: *glares* You huwt me! I'ma telling Hee-Chan and Duo-Chan!
 Wufei: .......INJUTHIS!
Tia
: *Puts the chibi gun in back-pocket space*
Tia: INJUTHITH?! You were da one who tied uth up!
 Wufei: Cause ya wouldn't shut up! UNCHIBI ME NOW ONNA!
Tia
: *Kicks Wufei again* Shut up Poo-face! Kate! Get da rope and tape!
 Wufei: *pulls out little plastic katana* BAKA ONNA! UNCHIBI ME!
Kate
: *nods* *runs off* *runs in and beats Fei with a pillow*
Tia: O_O AHH!!!! *Turns and runs off in other direction*
 Wufei: *turns and whaps Kate with little plastic katana*
Kate
: *falls over crying* FEI HIT MEEEEE!!!! I'MA TELL!!!!
 Wufei: Shut up baka onna!
Kate
: *grins and kics up, kicking the katana away* ^___^
 Wufei: *blinks*
Kate
: TIA YOU CAN COME OUT NOW!!!
Tia
: *Peeks head back into the kitchen* YOU thure?
Kate: Yup!
Tia
: *walks back in slowly* Otay...
 Wufei: *tries to get his little plastic katana back*
Kate
: *whaps Fei*
Tia
: *Giggles*
Kate: *ties up Fei* *giggles*
 Wufei: UNCHIBI ME ONNA!
Tia
: *Puts tape over Fei's mouth*
 Wufei: MMMMM MMMM MMMM!!!
Kate
: *grins* We will....
Tia
: *Giggles* NOW whothe the baka?
Kate: After we unchibi outsleves ^______^ *uses plastic katana to knock Wufei uncouncious* I goth an iddddeeeeeaa! ^___^ *runs around house and pulls out chibi hammer* *runs back down* Bwing him in the wivingwoom!

Tia: *Looks over at Kate* Heth tied up now what?
Kate: *grins* To the wivingwoom! ^_____^
Tia
: To dat wivingwoom!!!
Kate: *drags tied up chibi fei to living room and shoves him on the couch* *twirls her chibi hammer around and bops Tia* BOP!
Kate
: *bops herself* ^___^ NO MORE CHIBINESS! *bops Fei* *grins evily* Now! FUNNESS!

Heero and Duo: *walk into to find unconscious Wufei tied up on the couch in the living wearing a rather slutty dress, slut boots, makeup and his hair is loose*

Heero and Duo: O_O
 Duo: *cracks up laughing* CAMERA! WHERES THE CAMERA!

Heero: *laughs quietly* What did he do?
Kate
: *runs in and glomps her fiancés* KOIS! ^_____^
Tia
: *Walks in* What did he do?!
Kate: .
Tia
: *Crosses her arms*
Kate: He tied us up!
 Duo: *snapping pictures* hehehehhehe....
Tia
: He taped our mouths shut! He ABUSED us!
Kate: And stuck us under the playpen!
 Duo: *stops* WHAT!?!?
 Heero: *glares at Wufei*
Kate
: *whirls on them* AND YOU left us with him!!!!
Tia
: Yes! *Glares at Heero and Duo*
 Heero: Uhm....
 Duo: Er.... *coughs*
Kate
: *grabs chibi hammer*
 Heero: ACK! RUN DUO, RUN! *starts running*
Kate
: *jumps forward grabbing Duo's braid*
 Duo: ITAAAAAAAI! _
Tia
: *Pulls out Lily's chibi gun and points it at Heero* Omea o korosu!!
Kate: BAKA KOIBITOS!!!! *whaps Duo with the chibi hammer*
Tia
: *Shoots Heero*
 Heero: O_O
 Duo: O_O
Kate
: ....... hmph! *storms upstairs*
Tia
: *Grins at them before turning and walking up the stairs*
 Chibi Heero and Duo: UNCHIBI US! THIT ITHNT FAIW!!!!
Tia
: Oh! And if you want someone to play with! Quatre and Trowa are tied up in the dinning room! *Laughs to herself and disappears upstairs*
Kate: *giggles going into her room and pulls on headphones*
 Chibi Heero and Duo: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
 (The End!)