Winterfilth 8
I get up the next morning, and go back to the school. Tomorrow Richard is coming to the school to hang out with me.
When I left his mom saw me, and told me she knows why I didn't make the interview. It had totally slipped my mind. She assured me it was O.K. and we made another interview for Sunday, tomorrow.
I get back to my room and hear giggling in Arwen's room, then Aragorn's laughing.
" I don't want to hear this" I say to myself. I get up and go to Legolas's room.
I go into Legolas's room and steal his blanket from on top of him, then make my way back to the couch, for some more sleep.
As I lay down and close my eyes, the blanket is snatched back from me.
" hey!" I yell out and try to grab it back.
Legolas drags the blanket with me attached, back to his bedroom.
" let go" I whine.
" it's my blanket" he mumbles half asleep.
He climbs into his bed and puts the blanket on him.
I get off the floor and jump on him.
"give it" I yell at him.
He flips me onto my back, and lands on my stomach.
" it's mine" he snarls.
We wrestle a bit. Well I try to. Legolas kicks my ass. Which is now on the floor.
Legolas lays back down, with his face in the pillow.
I climb over him, and go under the sheets.
" you have your own bed" he tells me.
" Aragorn and Arwen are having fun and I can hear them"
" fine then, just keep to that side"
I sleep on my side facing away from him. He's grumpy in the mornings.
I wake up after an hour, because Legolas is tossing and turning.
I sit and try to wake him up, by shaking him.
" Legolas wake up" I tell him.
I shake him harder.
He sits up suddenly and his head hits my face.
I fly back, holding my already bloody nose.
He looks at me for a moment then begins to register what happened.
" shit, I'm so sorry" he says.
He quickly takes off his shirt and gives it to me, to help with the bleeding.
I hold my head back.
" Li are you O.K.?" he asks frantically.
" yeah, but I'm never waking you up again, never ever. I don't want to die" I ramble.
He stares at me concerned.
I take his shirt away, but my nose is still bleeding.
Legolas takes his shirt and puts it under my nose again.
" I can't believe I did this, I feel so horrible" he says.
" can we not talk about your feelings? I don't want this to turn into a crying session."
Legolas smacks my arm gently.
" watch it" he warns.
" sorry" I say like I'm scared.
He flashes a grin.
" so what did you do last night?" he asks.
" oh, went to a party, got drunk out of mind, then went upstairs...."
" what did you do upstairs?" he interrupts.
" nothing, I ended up puking my guts out"
He takes his shirt away.
" the bleeding stopped. So do you have a hangover?"
I shrug. " I'm really tired today"
" go to sleep"
" I was trying to, but someone started having nightmares and I got bashed in the face."
Legolas smiles sheepishly.
" yeah sorry about that again"
" you better be ,your forever in my dept." I quip.
He laughs, and shakes his head.
I lay back down.
" whatever you are my slave now" I tell him.
He lays down to.
" fine then master, I'll do whatever you want" he says.
Ha ,ha I have him now. He'll wish those words never came out of his mouth.
I quickly fall asleep again. I wake up a couple times after that. The first time, I found Legolas was gone, and that he put another blanket on me.
I finally get up around two in the afternoon. I think Arwen and Aragorn are finished their morning happy hour.
I go back to my room, and hear that I'm wrong. I grab some clothes and go back to Legolas's room for a shower.
When I come out Legolas is laying on the couch.
" your finally up" he comments.
" sure am"
" I'm going to hang out with Pippin and Frodo wanna come?"
" do I ever" I exclaim.
I think the hobbits are so cool, especially Pippin, he's so adorable to. Frodo's a cutie to.
I finish towel drying my hair, then force Legolas to take me down for some food.
He makes me eat fast, then we go to the front lobby to meet the hobbits.
On the way there, I jump on Legolas's back, forcing him to give me a piggy back.
" why do you have to put me through so much torture?" he whines.
" I'm you master bitch, deal with it" I laugh at him.
Pippin and Frodo are waiting. They say hi to me first, but that's because I'm prettier than Legolas. O.K. that's a lie, Legolas is one of the best looking guys I've ever met.
I never told him but in grade eight I had a little crush on him. But that might be because everyone else did. Girls always love him. Back then I was hated by many girls because I was so close to him.
That is one secret that I wouldn't tell him, even if I was being tortured.
" so what are we doing today?" I ask.
Stupid question.
" we have pipe weed" exclaims Pippin.
" right on!" I say.
We decide the best place to do this is in Legolas's room, so we head up there.
We crowd in the bathroom, and stick a towel at the bottom of the door, to keep the fresh air out.
Pippin lights up a joint, which we quickly smoke, so he lights up another.
After five joints, we are all pretty baked, so we leave the bathroom and head to the couch.
" do you do this everyday?" I ask Pippin and Frodo.
" I usually don't" says Frodo.
" for the most part" says Pippin.
He didn't need to tell me that really, I could have guessed, but I'm a little stoned at the moment.
Legolas seems to be staring at nothing.
I jump at him and we both fall off the couch, laughing.
I sit on his stomach.
" damn we have no balance do we? He says.
I'd agree but I can't seem to speak.
I just nod after I try to speak, damn my tongue is numb. Damn.
Legolas is staring up at me and smiling. Damn high people, they always stare.
I notice that he's been staring for a long time, and I know that because I've been staring to. I think we're both crazy.
" hey you guys!" says Frodo.
We look at him, it looks like he's been try to get our attention for awhile.
I get off of Legolas and sit on the couch, he follows after as well.
" you guys were sitting there for like ever." Says Frodo.
He seems very different when stoned. More open and crazy.
That's cool.
" how long?" I ask. Hey my voice is back. It doesn't help that I feel like I'm floating though.
" twenty minutes" says Pippin.
" holy shit, that's forever" states Legolas.
Good one dumb ass.
" It's like his good looks are wasted on him." I say.
Wait a minute! Shit I did that think, were you think what your going to say ,then say what your thinking.
Pippin and Frodo almost piss themselves when the realize what I've done.
" you think I'm hot?" asks Legolas. He seems to be enjoying my embarrassment.
" get off it, you know you are" I cry.
Legolas laughs uncontrollably.
" you think I'm gorgeous!"
" fine whatever" I fume.
" you wanna date me!" he continues. ( miss congeniality anyone?)
" I don't" I defend myself.
" you want to sleep with me! that's why you always crawl into bed with me!" he says laughing harder.
Pippin and Frodo stop laughing.
" you crawl into bed with him?" Pippin asks amazed.
My mind runs a blank for a moment.
" in a friendly matter" I burst.
Not exactly the best thing to say.
" I'm surprised you haven't tried to rape me yet" Legolas says.
I look at Pippin and Frodo.
" he watches me when I change" I tell them.
Legolas stops laughing.
" she jumps on top of me"
" he bought me a bikini, that's very small and revealing ,and when I tried it on he was drooling."
" was not" he yells.
" was to"
"was not"
"was to"
" shut up!" cries Frodo.
" jesus, you two are crazy, no more pipe weed for you" says Pippin. He crosses his arms and shakes his head.
" just face you two, you both want to sleep together" Frodo says.
" no way" Legolas and I yell together.
" I think so to" says Pippin.
They nod in agreement.
I look at Legolas.
" sorry, you don't stare at me when I'm changing"
I say.
" and you don't try to sleep with me." he says.
We look at the hobbits and smile.
See we don't have feeling for each other, and if we did it would be blamed on the drugs.
I get up the next morning, and go back to the school. Tomorrow Richard is coming to the school to hang out with me.
When I left his mom saw me, and told me she knows why I didn't make the interview. It had totally slipped my mind. She assured me it was O.K. and we made another interview for Sunday, tomorrow.
I get back to my room and hear giggling in Arwen's room, then Aragorn's laughing.
" I don't want to hear this" I say to myself. I get up and go to Legolas's room.
I go into Legolas's room and steal his blanket from on top of him, then make my way back to the couch, for some more sleep.
As I lay down and close my eyes, the blanket is snatched back from me.
" hey!" I yell out and try to grab it back.
Legolas drags the blanket with me attached, back to his bedroom.
" let go" I whine.
" it's my blanket" he mumbles half asleep.
He climbs into his bed and puts the blanket on him.
I get off the floor and jump on him.
"give it" I yell at him.
He flips me onto my back, and lands on my stomach.
" it's mine" he snarls.
We wrestle a bit. Well I try to. Legolas kicks my ass. Which is now on the floor.
Legolas lays back down, with his face in the pillow.
I climb over him, and go under the sheets.
" you have your own bed" he tells me.
" Aragorn and Arwen are having fun and I can hear them"
" fine then, just keep to that side"
I sleep on my side facing away from him. He's grumpy in the mornings.
I wake up after an hour, because Legolas is tossing and turning.
I sit and try to wake him up, by shaking him.
" Legolas wake up" I tell him.
I shake him harder.
He sits up suddenly and his head hits my face.
I fly back, holding my already bloody nose.
He looks at me for a moment then begins to register what happened.
" shit, I'm so sorry" he says.
He quickly takes off his shirt and gives it to me, to help with the bleeding.
I hold my head back.
" Li are you O.K.?" he asks frantically.
" yeah, but I'm never waking you up again, never ever. I don't want to die" I ramble.
He stares at me concerned.
I take his shirt away, but my nose is still bleeding.
Legolas takes his shirt and puts it under my nose again.
" I can't believe I did this, I feel so horrible" he says.
" can we not talk about your feelings? I don't want this to turn into a crying session."
Legolas smacks my arm gently.
" watch it" he warns.
" sorry" I say like I'm scared.
He flashes a grin.
" so what did you do last night?" he asks.
" oh, went to a party, got drunk out of mind, then went upstairs...."
" what did you do upstairs?" he interrupts.
" nothing, I ended up puking my guts out"
He takes his shirt away.
" the bleeding stopped. So do you have a hangover?"
I shrug. " I'm really tired today"
" go to sleep"
" I was trying to, but someone started having nightmares and I got bashed in the face."
Legolas smiles sheepishly.
" yeah sorry about that again"
" you better be ,your forever in my dept." I quip.
He laughs, and shakes his head.
I lay back down.
" whatever you are my slave now" I tell him.
He lays down to.
" fine then master, I'll do whatever you want" he says.
Ha ,ha I have him now. He'll wish those words never came out of his mouth.
I quickly fall asleep again. I wake up a couple times after that. The first time, I found Legolas was gone, and that he put another blanket on me.
I finally get up around two in the afternoon. I think Arwen and Aragorn are finished their morning happy hour.
I go back to my room, and hear that I'm wrong. I grab some clothes and go back to Legolas's room for a shower.
When I come out Legolas is laying on the couch.
" your finally up" he comments.
" sure am"
" I'm going to hang out with Pippin and Frodo wanna come?"
" do I ever" I exclaim.
I think the hobbits are so cool, especially Pippin, he's so adorable to. Frodo's a cutie to.
I finish towel drying my hair, then force Legolas to take me down for some food.
He makes me eat fast, then we go to the front lobby to meet the hobbits.
On the way there, I jump on Legolas's back, forcing him to give me a piggy back.
" why do you have to put me through so much torture?" he whines.
" I'm you master bitch, deal with it" I laugh at him.
Pippin and Frodo are waiting. They say hi to me first, but that's because I'm prettier than Legolas. O.K. that's a lie, Legolas is one of the best looking guys I've ever met.
I never told him but in grade eight I had a little crush on him. But that might be because everyone else did. Girls always love him. Back then I was hated by many girls because I was so close to him.
That is one secret that I wouldn't tell him, even if I was being tortured.
" so what are we doing today?" I ask.
Stupid question.
" we have pipe weed" exclaims Pippin.
" right on!" I say.
We decide the best place to do this is in Legolas's room, so we head up there.
We crowd in the bathroom, and stick a towel at the bottom of the door, to keep the fresh air out.
Pippin lights up a joint, which we quickly smoke, so he lights up another.
After five joints, we are all pretty baked, so we leave the bathroom and head to the couch.
" do you do this everyday?" I ask Pippin and Frodo.
" I usually don't" says Frodo.
" for the most part" says Pippin.
He didn't need to tell me that really, I could have guessed, but I'm a little stoned at the moment.
Legolas seems to be staring at nothing.
I jump at him and we both fall off the couch, laughing.
I sit on his stomach.
" damn we have no balance do we? He says.
I'd agree but I can't seem to speak.
I just nod after I try to speak, damn my tongue is numb. Damn.
Legolas is staring up at me and smiling. Damn high people, they always stare.
I notice that he's been staring for a long time, and I know that because I've been staring to. I think we're both crazy.
" hey you guys!" says Frodo.
We look at him, it looks like he's been try to get our attention for awhile.
I get off of Legolas and sit on the couch, he follows after as well.
" you guys were sitting there for like ever." Says Frodo.
He seems very different when stoned. More open and crazy.
That's cool.
" how long?" I ask. Hey my voice is back. It doesn't help that I feel like I'm floating though.
" twenty minutes" says Pippin.
" holy shit, that's forever" states Legolas.
Good one dumb ass.
" It's like his good looks are wasted on him." I say.
Wait a minute! Shit I did that think, were you think what your going to say ,then say what your thinking.
Pippin and Frodo almost piss themselves when the realize what I've done.
" you think I'm hot?" asks Legolas. He seems to be enjoying my embarrassment.
" get off it, you know you are" I cry.
Legolas laughs uncontrollably.
" you think I'm gorgeous!"
" fine whatever" I fume.
" you wanna date me!" he continues. ( miss congeniality anyone?)
" I don't" I defend myself.
" you want to sleep with me! that's why you always crawl into bed with me!" he says laughing harder.
Pippin and Frodo stop laughing.
" you crawl into bed with him?" Pippin asks amazed.
My mind runs a blank for a moment.
" in a friendly matter" I burst.
Not exactly the best thing to say.
" I'm surprised you haven't tried to rape me yet" Legolas says.
I look at Pippin and Frodo.
" he watches me when I change" I tell them.
Legolas stops laughing.
" she jumps on top of me"
" he bought me a bikini, that's very small and revealing ,and when I tried it on he was drooling."
" was not" he yells.
" was to"
"was not"
"was to"
" shut up!" cries Frodo.
" jesus, you two are crazy, no more pipe weed for you" says Pippin. He crosses his arms and shakes his head.
" just face you two, you both want to sleep together" Frodo says.
" no way" Legolas and I yell together.
" I think so to" says Pippin.
They nod in agreement.
I look at Legolas.
" sorry, you don't stare at me when I'm changing"
I say.
" and you don't try to sleep with me." he says.
We look at the hobbits and smile.
See we don't have feeling for each other, and if we did it would be blamed on the drugs.
