"Oh, Christ..." Jinx moaned, blinking her eyes, then using her arm to shield them from the light. "What did I do last night..." The content of her stomach threaten to come back up as she tried to sit up, so she slumped back in bed. Looking around the room, she noticed that someone had dressed her for sleep. Suddenly becoming very nervous, Jinx stood, caring not if she vomited, she wanted to know where she was and who changed her...
"Good morning." Cover Girl spoke from the door, dressed in a black floor length robe. "How do you feel?"
"Like Steeler ran me over with the Mauler a dozen times." Jinx muttered, dropping back onto the bed.
"Little wonder, Jinxie." Cover Girl replied, offering a mug of steaming coffee. "After last night, I'm surprised to find you conscious."
"What did I doooooo?" Jinx moaned, downing the coffee in one gulp.
"I don't think you want to know." Cover Girl winked.
"Tell me!"
"Nah..."
"Dammit, tell me or kill me and put me out of my misery!!!!" Jinx screamed, then held her temples as her scream echoed around in her head.
"Okay, okay..." Cover Girl sat down next to her on the bed. "Remember that bar I took you to?"
"Yes."
"Well, you had more than your fair share of drinks."
"Huh?"
"3 daiquiris, 4 Coronas, a screwdriver, three shots of rum..."
"Okay, I get the idea..." Jinx mumbled.
"Anyway..."
"What!" she screamed again, once again regretting it as her head pounded.
"There was a...contest...held."
"What kind?!" Jinx demanded.
"Maybe you should just watch this." Cover Girl handed Jinx a video tape. Jinx gave a puzzled expression, then stumbled her way over to the VCR and put in the tape, hitting play. As the tape played, Jinx's eyes opened wider and her jaw slowly dropped...
"No..."
"Nooooooooo..." she moaned. "How long was I up there?"
"Oh, about 45 minutes." Cover Girl replied.
"And you didn't try to stop me?"
"I did. You decked me." Cover Girl replied, pointing to a slight bruise on her chin. "Don't worry, I got the only videotape of this while everyone was...distracted."
"Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo..." Jinx moaned, slumping back on the bed, grabbing a pillow to cover her face.
"There is an up side to this."
"Up side? How the jigoko is there a damned up side!?"
Cover Girl handed Jinx and envelope from her pocket.
"What is this?"
"You won first place." Cover Girl replied.
"AAAAAAAAAAAARRGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"