Winterfilth 16
" come on Frodo it'll be fun" I whine.
I'm trying to get Frodo to run for Prime Minister for Grad council with me. I think he would be good, he's organized, and he was telling me some ideas, that I thought were great.
" I don't know, I really don't want to talk in front of people" he replies.
" I'll do the talking, and then you can brainstorm with me for ideas." I tell him.
He shrugs. " fine but only if you talk."
" I promise"
Yay! Someone to run with. I have a strong feeling we will win. Really I do.
The good part of the election, is bitch Cassie is running to, so I'll have fun kicking her ass.
Oh by the way, I've been finding strawberry and chocolate condoms in all my stuff, I wonder who could be doing that. If you can't tell I'm being sarcastic.
It's my spare and I made Frodo get out of class, by telling his teacher about the election coming up.
Speaking of elections, Arwen and Eowyn both won. Yay for them.
But now stupid Arwen can't be on Grad council argg.
I need to recruit some more peoples.
" when's the election?" Frodo asks breaking into my thoughts.
" end of the week, we should start our campaign" I tell him.
I see Faramir run across the lawn waving at us, then I see him fall, oh he gets up again, yay for him, oh shit he's going down. There we go he's back on his feet. Jesus he fell again, how can someone be such a klutz?
" having troubles?" I ask him when he gets to us.
" no not at all" he says wheezing.
He sits down beside me.
" so how would you like to go on grad council?" I ask.
" me?" he answers stupidly.
" no the grass, you retard."
Frodo snorts a laugh.
" I guess, what do I have to do?" Faramir asks.
" just go to meetings when they have them." I tell him.
With Grad council, only the Prime Minister is elected, all the other positions are appointed.
Legolas comes across the lawn. The condom elf. Damn him.
He gives me a cocky smile before he sits in front of me.
" be on Grad council" I order him.
" fine" he sighs.
I love it when people do what I say.
" so how are your parents?" he asks.
I smack his leg.
" shut up" I say.
" hey now, we should use the protection your parents gave me" he says, then whips out a strawberry condom.
Frodo and Faramir burst out laughing, everyone has heard the story about yesterday, thanks to Legolas.
I smack the condom out of his hand, then get up and try to leave.
Legolas grabs my leg, which sends me soaring down.
" Legolas you jerk" I scream.
He jumped on my back pinning me to the ground, I try to get free my kicking and screaming, but that method doesn't work to well.
Frodo and Faramir can barley breath they are laughing so hard.
I roll over on to my back, and try to bite his shoulder.
Legolas grabs my shoulders and pins me down, then sits on me.
" I am so going to kill you" I say to his laughing face.
" how can you if I have you pined down?" he asks.
I stick my tongue out at him.
He leans foreword and it looks like he's about to bite my tongue. I scream again.
" help me good hope bring me some comfort" I yell out.
" shut up you pansy" Legolas says.
I try to get up for the millionth time, but he's to damn strong.
Faramir sits beside us and has the condom in his hand, him and Legolas exchange looks.
What the hell are they going to do?
Faramir rips open the package and Legolas sits on my ribs and pins my arms down with his legs. He holds my head down and pries my mouth open.
" help me someone" I try to yell.
Faramir then sticks the condom in my mouth and Legolas closes my mouth.
They all laugh so hard. I see the opportunity and throw Legolas of, then spit the condom on him.
" you two are so dead" I threaten.
Legolas jumps up and races off.
I can get Faramir whenever I want so I run after Legolas.
Even for an elf I'm fast, I catch up to him in no time.
I jump on his back as we near the woods, causing us to crash into the bushes, then down a hill. I hate hills.
We land with Legolas face first in the dirt and me on his back.
" serves you right" I say and smack his head.
Legolas sits up and pushes me down.
I look at him and see that I gave him a bloody lip. OOPS.
" shit sorry" I say.
He gives me a bad look.
I crawl to him then lift my shirt up so soak up the blood.
I gently press on his lips. He watches me carefully, then all of a sudden he pokes me in the boob.
" you pervert" I yell and slap him.
" Jesus" he yells he looks at me this time with a bleeding nose.
Not his lucky day.
" well you shouldn't have poked my boob"
" I couldn't help myself they were right there, I wasn't thinking" he protests.
" is this one of those times when your dick controls your mind?"
" sorta, but anyone would do that, I bet you would to"
" your such a bastard" I say then get up and walk back up the hill.
He gets up to and walks behind me.
When we get out of the bushes I discover that Faramir is gone.
Scared little boy, but don't worry I'll get you to! Ha ha, ha ha ha ha.
" come on Frodo it'll be fun" I whine.
I'm trying to get Frodo to run for Prime Minister for Grad council with me. I think he would be good, he's organized, and he was telling me some ideas, that I thought were great.
" I don't know, I really don't want to talk in front of people" he replies.
" I'll do the talking, and then you can brainstorm with me for ideas." I tell him.
He shrugs. " fine but only if you talk."
" I promise"
Yay! Someone to run with. I have a strong feeling we will win. Really I do.
The good part of the election, is bitch Cassie is running to, so I'll have fun kicking her ass.
Oh by the way, I've been finding strawberry and chocolate condoms in all my stuff, I wonder who could be doing that. If you can't tell I'm being sarcastic.
It's my spare and I made Frodo get out of class, by telling his teacher about the election coming up.
Speaking of elections, Arwen and Eowyn both won. Yay for them.
But now stupid Arwen can't be on Grad council argg.
I need to recruit some more peoples.
" when's the election?" Frodo asks breaking into my thoughts.
" end of the week, we should start our campaign" I tell him.
I see Faramir run across the lawn waving at us, then I see him fall, oh he gets up again, yay for him, oh shit he's going down. There we go he's back on his feet. Jesus he fell again, how can someone be such a klutz?
" having troubles?" I ask him when he gets to us.
" no not at all" he says wheezing.
He sits down beside me.
" so how would you like to go on grad council?" I ask.
" me?" he answers stupidly.
" no the grass, you retard."
Frodo snorts a laugh.
" I guess, what do I have to do?" Faramir asks.
" just go to meetings when they have them." I tell him.
With Grad council, only the Prime Minister is elected, all the other positions are appointed.
Legolas comes across the lawn. The condom elf. Damn him.
He gives me a cocky smile before he sits in front of me.
" be on Grad council" I order him.
" fine" he sighs.
I love it when people do what I say.
" so how are your parents?" he asks.
I smack his leg.
" shut up" I say.
" hey now, we should use the protection your parents gave me" he says, then whips out a strawberry condom.
Frodo and Faramir burst out laughing, everyone has heard the story about yesterday, thanks to Legolas.
I smack the condom out of his hand, then get up and try to leave.
Legolas grabs my leg, which sends me soaring down.
" Legolas you jerk" I scream.
He jumped on my back pinning me to the ground, I try to get free my kicking and screaming, but that method doesn't work to well.
Frodo and Faramir can barley breath they are laughing so hard.
I roll over on to my back, and try to bite his shoulder.
Legolas grabs my shoulders and pins me down, then sits on me.
" I am so going to kill you" I say to his laughing face.
" how can you if I have you pined down?" he asks.
I stick my tongue out at him.
He leans foreword and it looks like he's about to bite my tongue. I scream again.
" help me good hope bring me some comfort" I yell out.
" shut up you pansy" Legolas says.
I try to get up for the millionth time, but he's to damn strong.
Faramir sits beside us and has the condom in his hand, him and Legolas exchange looks.
What the hell are they going to do?
Faramir rips open the package and Legolas sits on my ribs and pins my arms down with his legs. He holds my head down and pries my mouth open.
" help me someone" I try to yell.
Faramir then sticks the condom in my mouth and Legolas closes my mouth.
They all laugh so hard. I see the opportunity and throw Legolas of, then spit the condom on him.
" you two are so dead" I threaten.
Legolas jumps up and races off.
I can get Faramir whenever I want so I run after Legolas.
Even for an elf I'm fast, I catch up to him in no time.
I jump on his back as we near the woods, causing us to crash into the bushes, then down a hill. I hate hills.
We land with Legolas face first in the dirt and me on his back.
" serves you right" I say and smack his head.
Legolas sits up and pushes me down.
I look at him and see that I gave him a bloody lip. OOPS.
" shit sorry" I say.
He gives me a bad look.
I crawl to him then lift my shirt up so soak up the blood.
I gently press on his lips. He watches me carefully, then all of a sudden he pokes me in the boob.
" you pervert" I yell and slap him.
" Jesus" he yells he looks at me this time with a bleeding nose.
Not his lucky day.
" well you shouldn't have poked my boob"
" I couldn't help myself they were right there, I wasn't thinking" he protests.
" is this one of those times when your dick controls your mind?"
" sorta, but anyone would do that, I bet you would to"
" your such a bastard" I say then get up and walk back up the hill.
He gets up to and walks behind me.
When we get out of the bushes I discover that Faramir is gone.
Scared little boy, but don't worry I'll get you to! Ha ha, ha ha ha ha.
