A/N: sorry I haven't written in awhile, and I it's also cuz fanfic has been down and half the time I can't log in. But it's also cuz my friend is visiting so I've been out with her. and yes the usual REVIEW



Blotmath 10

well Richard came back just four days ago. He was gone for a long time, and I'm really pissed.

So I hung out with Legolas but who gives him the right to trip off for that long.

When he came back he wasn't mad at me anymore. People are so strange.

But do I care anymore nooooo! O.K. on with what's going on right now.

" you've been a bad boy" I coo to the guy tied up in the chair.

He tries to say something, but the sock in his mouth that's covered in tape prevents that.

He looks scared and pissed off at me. How is that possible? I'm damn near close to perfect.

My door opens and Arwen and Aragorn and Legolas pop their heads in.

" Li!? What the hell...." Arwen manages out.

" hi" I say and smile at them.

I grab my blanket and put it over my prisoner, hopefully they didn't see him.

" what are you doing to Faramir?" asks Legolas.

I try to look confused.

" Faramir? Umm nobody is here but me" I say.

They look at me like I'm crazy.

Legolas strides over and takes off the blanket

I look and the bond and tied Faramir.

Shock ripples over my face.

" Faramir how did you get here?" I ask.

~* flashback to earlier that day *~

" come on Faramir it's the best fucking weed you'll ever have" I say.

" I don't know Li I have to study I have a test Friday" he says.

" Friday is after tomorrow, study then" I say and practically drag him to my room.

I'm seriously thinking he thinks I brought him here for something other than weed. O.K. maybe I am, but not that.

I close the door behind us.

" umm can you turn on the light" asks Faramir.

" sure just let me find the switch" I say.

on a little table sits a damp cloth, I grab that then turn on the light.

Before Faramir can turn around, I put the cloth over his mouth. (A/N: if you can't guess what's on the cloth you need help, but if you really don't know just leave it in your review and I'll tell you, but you'd have to be really dumb to not know, O.K., O.K. on with the story)

Since I'm an elf he isn't much of a match. Soon he's lying on the ground asleep.

" dress up time" I cackle.

~* flash back over *~ ( come on I don't need to write about that do I? I pretty sure you get the picture)

I decide I had better get out of here, cause they are all looking at me like I have a horn growing.

I leap up and make a rush for the door.

Before I get out though, strong arms grab me around the waist.

The person and I fall to the floor with me on the bottom.

I let out a little yelp as bite my lip, causing it to bleed badly.

I hear the tape coming off of Faramir and him getting untied.

" Li what the hell did you do?" growled Legolas's voice in my ear.

Why was he so mad?

*subconscious mind*

*because you tied up a guy and are acting crazy*

Am not!

*are to*

Not

* shut up already your crazy and you know it*

holy shit I tied up a guy! It was funny when I took the pictures of him in girly clothes, but why tie him up after?

*to play with his mind*

And why is my mind talking to me?

*nervous break down, you've had a lot of stress lately. Mostly with Richard. But you were always a little weird, not to mention Legolas being weird since Halloween and all the school work and making applications for university, and your parents calling, oh and there's also...*

" SHUT UP!" I screamed.

Arwen had been talking with Faramir, my scream shut them both up.

" sorry my mind wouldn't stop rambling on and on" I say lamely.


" Legolas I think you should take her to your room" says Aragorn.

Legolas gets up then picks me up. He takes me across the hall to him place. Inside he takes me to his room and sets me down.

He doesn't look angry ,just concerned. Hell if I were him I would be to.

" I was told I'm having a nervous breakdown" I whisper.

" by who?" he asks and sits down on the bed by me.

" my subconscious, then it told me everything that was making me stressed. One of the things was you" I say.

It makes me wonder how something as funny and stupid as taking pictures of Faramir in drag could end up like this.

" what did I do?" Legolas asks.

" your distant"

He cocks an eyebrow. " wouldn't leaving you alone make you less stressed?"

" not when it's you"

A look passes over his face, and he looks like he is going to say something really important.

Then Aragorn walks in.

Damn you!

" yeah so what the hell happened in there?" he asks.

" is Faramir O.K.? he isn't going to be scarred for life is he?"

" he's fine, he doesn't know what the hell went on. Your lip is bleeding by the way." He says.

I tenderly touch it, shit it hurts.

" I'll get a cloth" says Legolas then gets up and leaves.

" well Aragorn" I start when he sits on the bed." I'm under tons of stress right now. it was supposed to be funny, I was getting him back for stuffing a condom in my mouth. So I put him to sleep then dressed him up and took pictures. But I guess I went a little over board and went a little crazy" I rushed out.

Aragorn nodded, then got up.

" you don't look like you've had a good sleep in weeks, I'll leave you be" he says then walks out.

I haven't been having any good sleeps, but he just doesn't want to around me, cause I'm not well.

Legolas comes back with a damp cloth. I take it from him and gingerly put it to my lip.

" sorry about that, it must have happened when I took you down" he says.

I nod. My emotions overwhelm me, and I start sobbing. This isn't like me! I don't cry!

Legolas holds me as I cry onto his chest.

" I'm surprised you can ever be near me right now" I tell him.

" Li there's never a time that I wouldn't want to be around you"

I clutch him harder.

He positions us so we are laying down, which seems like a good idea. Whenever I do cry I get incredibly tired.

" I think I'm going to take a break with Richard, I think he's the main reason I'm so stressed" I say to Legolas's chest.

" that seems like a good idea" he mumbles.

I don't think I was meant to hear that.

" And Legolas?"

" don't tell me you want a break from me to?" he asks, jokingly.

" no, just thank you"

" you don't need to do that. Now you sleep" he orders.

" yes master" I mutter out before sleep consumes me.



O.K. that was so not how I had it planned, I guess I'm not it a colorful mood, but that's probably cuz it's been rainy and stormy, and cuz I'm really sick right now. oh well at least there's a break with Richard. But that doesn't mean any Legolas, that won't happen for a long time. OOPS I shouldn't have said that. Oh well, I'm to lazy to use the backspace thing.