Blotmath 20
My god, paint balling is so much fun. You run around and shoot people, who could hate that.
I'm feeling kind of like James Bond ,or someone like that.
Silverwind, Iliana Silverwind.
O.K. so maybe it doesn't have a ring there, but I can always change my name.
My group made me in defense, I don't think they trusted to be running around shooting people. So I get to guard and shoot people, fun, fun.
Hey wait what is that? Heh, heh heh, hello unsuspected victim of Iliana's.
#shoop# (yes that is the sound the guns make)
" Jesus, mother fucking Christ, and crispy toast" say the person I just hit in the ass.
" oh hi Faramir" I call out, then shoot him again.
" ahhh" he yells as I keep shooting at him.
I really think I should be at the front lines.
Faramir walks out of the forest, to wait five minutes.
That's the rules, if you get hit you have to get out of the game and wait five minutes. You can only hit the person once, but I like to bend the rules.
Some of my people come back.
" so have you guys even got close to the flag?" I ask.
They all shake their heads. Hmm ,well that's not swell. Hmm, I've got an idea.
" well I have to pee" I lie to them.
I get up and pretend to leave the game, but instead being the stealthy person I am, I go into stealth mode.
Doo, doo ,doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo ,doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, d-d-d-ooo, d-d-d-ooo, d-d-d-ooo, do, do.
(mission impossible theme)
Sometimes I wish I were a butterfly ,because nobody ever suspects the butterfly.
I keep hiding, and watching for people. Man it must be hard for the humans and other beings, who aren't elf, to play.
We have the hearing and every thing.
I see someone ,but I can't see their band ,to see if they are red or yellow.
My team is red.
They finally turn, and I see it's a red band.
I sneak up to them so they don't shoot.
" hey" I say.
They jump and point their gun at me.
I can't tell who it is, because of their face mask.
" oh hey Li" says the voice of Calvin.
I think I've broken him, he's almost sweet. I wonder what put him in reform school in the first place.
He grabs me to pull him down. I notice a person in the distance.
Aww how nice of him to save me.
" so what's going on?" I ask, in my commando tone.
" we have four guys up there trying for the flag, but they keep getting shot at ,so they can't get close enough. But for some reason they are able to get by us and try to get our flag" he tells me.
I realize now that maybe I shouldn't have left the defense. Not to brag or any thing but I doubt those others back there can match my shot.
I'm a paint ball addict. Well that's what I did a lot this summer. What? Well you try staying at a school for summer.
" I've got an idea" I say then run off.
I say that everyone needs a good distraction, so what's better than a crazy girl with a gun running around in her bra.
I strip my suit off of my top and whip off my shirt.
Right on, lime green bra, that should get their attention. I just hope they are mostly males guarding the flag.
I grab my gun and head off again, this time in the direction of the flag.
I jump down beside my team mates, who stare at me.
" umm Li what are you doing?" asks Boromir.
" I'm your distraction , so you guys can get the flag." I tell him.
" I think your crazy, but a genius" he tells me.
Well that's good to know.
" well, it's been nice seeing you but I've got to run around now" I say then get up again to do, what I said.
I run into the view of the guards.
Surprisingly their are no shots.
" Li what the hell are you doing" yells a voice. Aragorn.
I run past them again.
" holy shit" yells another. Legolas.
Then " don't shoot her, it will hurt" ( oh yes it does, even with clothes on)
I run past a couple times more until two people grab me and drag me to their post.
Damn I'm a prisoner now.
" you can torture me all you want but I'll never surrender" I yell at them.
They throw me down on the ground.
Next thing I know is Legolas tugging at my suit thing to get it back on.
" you are crazy, absolutely crazy, have I ever told you that?" he mutters.
" yep, you just told me twice" I laugh at him.
Suddenly the game bell goes off.
The guys look back to see their flag missing.
" FUCK!" they both yell in unison, then glare down at me.
I smile sweetly at them.
" what? I just felt like running around half naked" I lie.
" you are now our prisoner of war" states Legolas.
They pull me to my feet and make me march out of the forest with their guns digging into my back.
My god, paint balling is so much fun. You run around and shoot people, who could hate that.
I'm feeling kind of like James Bond ,or someone like that.
Silverwind, Iliana Silverwind.
O.K. so maybe it doesn't have a ring there, but I can always change my name.
My group made me in defense, I don't think they trusted to be running around shooting people. So I get to guard and shoot people, fun, fun.
Hey wait what is that? Heh, heh heh, hello unsuspected victim of Iliana's.
#shoop# (yes that is the sound the guns make)
" Jesus, mother fucking Christ, and crispy toast" say the person I just hit in the ass.
" oh hi Faramir" I call out, then shoot him again.
" ahhh" he yells as I keep shooting at him.
I really think I should be at the front lines.
Faramir walks out of the forest, to wait five minutes.
That's the rules, if you get hit you have to get out of the game and wait five minutes. You can only hit the person once, but I like to bend the rules.
Some of my people come back.
" so have you guys even got close to the flag?" I ask.
They all shake their heads. Hmm ,well that's not swell. Hmm, I've got an idea.
" well I have to pee" I lie to them.
I get up and pretend to leave the game, but instead being the stealthy person I am, I go into stealth mode.
Doo, doo ,doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo ,doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, d-d-d-ooo, d-d-d-ooo, d-d-d-ooo, do, do.
(mission impossible theme)
Sometimes I wish I were a butterfly ,because nobody ever suspects the butterfly.
I keep hiding, and watching for people. Man it must be hard for the humans and other beings, who aren't elf, to play.
We have the hearing and every thing.
I see someone ,but I can't see their band ,to see if they are red or yellow.
My team is red.
They finally turn, and I see it's a red band.
I sneak up to them so they don't shoot.
" hey" I say.
They jump and point their gun at me.
I can't tell who it is, because of their face mask.
" oh hey Li" says the voice of Calvin.
I think I've broken him, he's almost sweet. I wonder what put him in reform school in the first place.
He grabs me to pull him down. I notice a person in the distance.
Aww how nice of him to save me.
" so what's going on?" I ask, in my commando tone.
" we have four guys up there trying for the flag, but they keep getting shot at ,so they can't get close enough. But for some reason they are able to get by us and try to get our flag" he tells me.
I realize now that maybe I shouldn't have left the defense. Not to brag or any thing but I doubt those others back there can match my shot.
I'm a paint ball addict. Well that's what I did a lot this summer. What? Well you try staying at a school for summer.
" I've got an idea" I say then run off.
I say that everyone needs a good distraction, so what's better than a crazy girl with a gun running around in her bra.
I strip my suit off of my top and whip off my shirt.
Right on, lime green bra, that should get their attention. I just hope they are mostly males guarding the flag.
I grab my gun and head off again, this time in the direction of the flag.
I jump down beside my team mates, who stare at me.
" umm Li what are you doing?" asks Boromir.
" I'm your distraction , so you guys can get the flag." I tell him.
" I think your crazy, but a genius" he tells me.
Well that's good to know.
" well, it's been nice seeing you but I've got to run around now" I say then get up again to do, what I said.
I run into the view of the guards.
Surprisingly their are no shots.
" Li what the hell are you doing" yells a voice. Aragorn.
I run past them again.
" holy shit" yells another. Legolas.
Then " don't shoot her, it will hurt" ( oh yes it does, even with clothes on)
I run past a couple times more until two people grab me and drag me to their post.
Damn I'm a prisoner now.
" you can torture me all you want but I'll never surrender" I yell at them.
They throw me down on the ground.
Next thing I know is Legolas tugging at my suit thing to get it back on.
" you are crazy, absolutely crazy, have I ever told you that?" he mutters.
" yep, you just told me twice" I laugh at him.
Suddenly the game bell goes off.
The guys look back to see their flag missing.
" FUCK!" they both yell in unison, then glare down at me.
I smile sweetly at them.
" what? I just felt like running around half naked" I lie.
" you are now our prisoner of war" states Legolas.
They pull me to my feet and make me march out of the forest with their guns digging into my back.
