Blotmath 20( night time)
I sit on Boromir's bed ,in the guy's cabin eating marshmallows.
I'm trying so hard to not listen to their conversation.
Oh guess what they are talking about? Sex of course. Oh yes and it's about their experiences.
I can truthfully say that only two people in this room are still virgins, but I won't say who they are.
Thankfully Aragorn wasn't sharing his experiences with Arwen. I'd probably have to kill him if he did. Most women hate their guys talking about them ,in this way, to their friends.
So that's why I'm eating marshmallows. I really don't want to be hearing this.
"can't we do something else?" I whine.
"you could strip for us" Faramir says, getting a cheer from the guys.
"Aragorn you have a girlfriend" I scold.
He shrugs. "she doesn't have to know" he jokes.
I throw a marshmallow at his head.
"hey Li why don't you tell us about some of the guys you've been with" asks Faramir.
I give him the death glare. Any guy should know, that women never share their sex stories with guys.
"you guys are such perverts...oh I'm a guy, I have a dick, oh some chick played with it." I mimic them.
Of course they ignore me.
"damn I wish there were some chicks here, well there's Li but I don't think she would do any of us" Faramir comments.
Now it's my turn to ignore them.
This cabin looks like one for camp something or other. You know, with the bunk beds and it's all perfect.
The teachers don't know it but I'm staying in here tonight. There is no way in hell I'm staying with the other girls. I would rather die than stay with them.
The door bursts open and Elladan and Elrohir come through, holding a bag of junk food.
If I was any other girl I'd try to date them. They come with food, so I love.
Elladan pops on the bed beside me with the bag and hands it to me.
"hey what about us?" complains Faramir.
"ladies first" Elladan answers.
I give Faramir an 'I'm better than you' smile.
"it's just because you like her chest" says Faramir.
Elladan smiles." So what, so do you. I see the way you look at her boobs....."
"hey, hey, stop talking about my chest, it's mine,all mine. And anyone who looks at them tonight will be ball less tomorrow." I threaten.
I start looking threw the bag. Yummy, lots of sugar.
I pass the bag onto the others after I get all that I want.
I look over at Elladan who is staring oh so suitably at my...erm assets. I give him a small punch in the arm, as a warning.
O.K. so I take back the whole dating him thing, he'd be to Mr. grabby hands.
Faramir and Legolas get up and lock the door, then go to their bags.
They come back each holding two 2-6's of alcohol.
Damn, a mini party. Good thing we don't leave until after tomorrow. I have a feeling it's going to be a hangover day.
The other guys go grab glasses and mixers. Hmm it seems as though I was the only one who did not know about this mini party.
Almost immediately I'm handed a glass, then another, then another.
It's just a thought really, but I think the guys are trying to get me drunk.
We turn on some music and Faramir who is already far gone, starts dancing around.
"Faramiiiiir I tink you dunk" I say.
"I tink you's to" he says back.
We both notice our speech impediment and start laughing wildly.
"no more for you's" yells Faramir.
"and noon for you" I yell back.
Again we start to laugh.
Elladan comes over and grabs our drinks.
I get on my knees and grab his legs.
"No Elli, no, don't take me secret slurpy" I cry for real.
Tears start coming down my face. Suddenly I just start bawling, then Faramir joins in.
He crawls over and we cling to each other as we cry.
The others,who are not that drunk stare at us, not knowing what to do.
My head starts to swirl, and black dots form in front of my eyes.
"I'm falling asleep someone help" I get out between sobs.
Elladan rushes over, from two steps away and shakes me.
"hey be gentle" I hear Faramir say.
"good bye cruel world" I say that promptly pass out.
I sit on Boromir's bed ,in the guy's cabin eating marshmallows.
I'm trying so hard to not listen to their conversation.
Oh guess what they are talking about? Sex of course. Oh yes and it's about their experiences.
I can truthfully say that only two people in this room are still virgins, but I won't say who they are.
Thankfully Aragorn wasn't sharing his experiences with Arwen. I'd probably have to kill him if he did. Most women hate their guys talking about them ,in this way, to their friends.
So that's why I'm eating marshmallows. I really don't want to be hearing this.
"can't we do something else?" I whine.
"you could strip for us" Faramir says, getting a cheer from the guys.
"Aragorn you have a girlfriend" I scold.
He shrugs. "she doesn't have to know" he jokes.
I throw a marshmallow at his head.
"hey Li why don't you tell us about some of the guys you've been with" asks Faramir.
I give him the death glare. Any guy should know, that women never share their sex stories with guys.
"you guys are such perverts...oh I'm a guy, I have a dick, oh some chick played with it." I mimic them.
Of course they ignore me.
"damn I wish there were some chicks here, well there's Li but I don't think she would do any of us" Faramir comments.
Now it's my turn to ignore them.
This cabin looks like one for camp something or other. You know, with the bunk beds and it's all perfect.
The teachers don't know it but I'm staying in here tonight. There is no way in hell I'm staying with the other girls. I would rather die than stay with them.
The door bursts open and Elladan and Elrohir come through, holding a bag of junk food.
If I was any other girl I'd try to date them. They come with food, so I love.
Elladan pops on the bed beside me with the bag and hands it to me.
"hey what about us?" complains Faramir.
"ladies first" Elladan answers.
I give Faramir an 'I'm better than you' smile.
"it's just because you like her chest" says Faramir.
Elladan smiles." So what, so do you. I see the way you look at her boobs....."
"hey, hey, stop talking about my chest, it's mine,all mine. And anyone who looks at them tonight will be ball less tomorrow." I threaten.
I start looking threw the bag. Yummy, lots of sugar.
I pass the bag onto the others after I get all that I want.
I look over at Elladan who is staring oh so suitably at my...erm assets. I give him a small punch in the arm, as a warning.
O.K. so I take back the whole dating him thing, he'd be to Mr. grabby hands.
Faramir and Legolas get up and lock the door, then go to their bags.
They come back each holding two 2-6's of alcohol.
Damn, a mini party. Good thing we don't leave until after tomorrow. I have a feeling it's going to be a hangover day.
The other guys go grab glasses and mixers. Hmm it seems as though I was the only one who did not know about this mini party.
Almost immediately I'm handed a glass, then another, then another.
It's just a thought really, but I think the guys are trying to get me drunk.
We turn on some music and Faramir who is already far gone, starts dancing around.
"Faramiiiiir I tink you dunk" I say.
"I tink you's to" he says back.
We both notice our speech impediment and start laughing wildly.
"no more for you's" yells Faramir.
"and noon for you" I yell back.
Again we start to laugh.
Elladan comes over and grabs our drinks.
I get on my knees and grab his legs.
"No Elli, no, don't take me secret slurpy" I cry for real.
Tears start coming down my face. Suddenly I just start bawling, then Faramir joins in.
He crawls over and we cling to each other as we cry.
The others,who are not that drunk stare at us, not knowing what to do.
My head starts to swirl, and black dots form in front of my eyes.
"I'm falling asleep someone help" I get out between sobs.
Elladan rushes over, from two steps away and shakes me.
"hey be gentle" I hear Faramir say.
"good bye cruel world" I say that promptly pass out.
