Blotmath 21
"holy shit" I yelled, as someone pours cold water over me.
I see that nobody moved me from the spot I passed out on.
I look to see Faramir scooting out the door. I'll get him later.
"hey" Elrohir says and passes me a towel.
I take it thankfully.
Everyone else is gone, so there is just Elrohir and me.
"where did everyone else go?" I ask.
He shrugs." Some little adventure, for guys only they say."
Guys only? O.K. now I'm sad, they never exclude me.
"something about girl watching" he says after he sees my face.
"Aragorn to?" I can't believe him.
Elrohir shakes his head. "he went to get us some food"
Ah, good boy.
"why didn't you go?" I ask.
"someone has to look after you; besides running around trying to see the ladies, isn't my cup of tea" he says laughing a bit.
Aragorn pops in a second later, with some food.
I go to him and grab some for Elrohir and me.
We start munching down, when I hear the screaming of many girls.
Elrohir and I exchange glances, then start to laugh.
"guess they got caught" he says.
Aragorn looks at us oddly. Sometimes I forget he's not an elf.
"what? What?" he whines.
We both shake our heads and mumble 'nothing'.
"we would have been able to see them if you hadn't fallen out of the tree" Legolas say mildly pissed.
The guys were trying to tell us about seeing the topless girls.
They scaled a tree, then as they were watching Faramir fell out of the tree.
The girls started screaming a second after that.
"well sorry I'm not a fucking elf" Faramir argues back.
"Boromir stayed in the tree" Legolas shot back.
"if you guys want to see a naked women ,get a porno mag. You guys are totally disgusting and I can't believe you would do something like that. Going against their will, they didn't even know you were there." I say royally pissed off.
Yeah I don't think I'm going to talk to those guys tonight. Stupid, fucking pigs they are.
I turn my back on them.
"oh come on Li" pouts Elladan.
Nope not even his adorable elf face can make me change my mind.
Besides there's always Elrohir who I can talk to.
"come on Elrohir, lets go on a walk" I say then go for the door.
He follows me and the guys bug him about being whipped.
I turn around before I go out.
"you can come to Aragorn, just because you're not sick and perverted like these guys" I tell him.
"it's all right Li, someone has to be here to get mad at these piss buckets" he replies.
I leave with Elrohir.
Tomorrow we have to go back to the school; oh well it was fun while it lasted.
We continue walking, until we hear a shriek.
We look over at a group of girls, one of them pointing at us.
"it's one of the guys that was trying to spy on us" she yells.
More girls come over to join their group.
"wait no, that was his brother" I tell them.
They act like I'm not even there.
The group starts running towards us.
"umm holy shit, lets get the fuck out of here" I say.
Elrohir nods, then grabs my hand and drags me away.
( about 2 hour later)
we burst into the cabin, slamming the door behind us.
Elrohir and I stare at the others with pure hatred.
We both pretty much look like shit; sticks and leaves in our hair ,our hands, arms and faces scratched up and bleeding.
"what the hell happened to you?" asked Faramir.
I tried to lunge at him, but Elrohir grabs me.
I look at him and he shakes his head, but the look in his eyes, tell me 'later'.
I relax and step back again.
"thanks to you, we had a group of women chasing after us, all thanks to you guys. They thought I was you Elladan"
" we had to crawl in the bushes, run for a very long time, just so you guys can get your pleasures" I hiss at them.
They look sheepishly at us, and start to apologize, but Elrohir and I walk away to the other side of the room, ignoring them completely.
"holy shit" I yelled, as someone pours cold water over me.
I see that nobody moved me from the spot I passed out on.
I look to see Faramir scooting out the door. I'll get him later.
"hey" Elrohir says and passes me a towel.
I take it thankfully.
Everyone else is gone, so there is just Elrohir and me.
"where did everyone else go?" I ask.
He shrugs." Some little adventure, for guys only they say."
Guys only? O.K. now I'm sad, they never exclude me.
"something about girl watching" he says after he sees my face.
"Aragorn to?" I can't believe him.
Elrohir shakes his head. "he went to get us some food"
Ah, good boy.
"why didn't you go?" I ask.
"someone has to look after you; besides running around trying to see the ladies, isn't my cup of tea" he says laughing a bit.
Aragorn pops in a second later, with some food.
I go to him and grab some for Elrohir and me.
We start munching down, when I hear the screaming of many girls.
Elrohir and I exchange glances, then start to laugh.
"guess they got caught" he says.
Aragorn looks at us oddly. Sometimes I forget he's not an elf.
"what? What?" he whines.
We both shake our heads and mumble 'nothing'.
"we would have been able to see them if you hadn't fallen out of the tree" Legolas say mildly pissed.
The guys were trying to tell us about seeing the topless girls.
They scaled a tree, then as they were watching Faramir fell out of the tree.
The girls started screaming a second after that.
"well sorry I'm not a fucking elf" Faramir argues back.
"Boromir stayed in the tree" Legolas shot back.
"if you guys want to see a naked women ,get a porno mag. You guys are totally disgusting and I can't believe you would do something like that. Going against their will, they didn't even know you were there." I say royally pissed off.
Yeah I don't think I'm going to talk to those guys tonight. Stupid, fucking pigs they are.
I turn my back on them.
"oh come on Li" pouts Elladan.
Nope not even his adorable elf face can make me change my mind.
Besides there's always Elrohir who I can talk to.
"come on Elrohir, lets go on a walk" I say then go for the door.
He follows me and the guys bug him about being whipped.
I turn around before I go out.
"you can come to Aragorn, just because you're not sick and perverted like these guys" I tell him.
"it's all right Li, someone has to be here to get mad at these piss buckets" he replies.
I leave with Elrohir.
Tomorrow we have to go back to the school; oh well it was fun while it lasted.
We continue walking, until we hear a shriek.
We look over at a group of girls, one of them pointing at us.
"it's one of the guys that was trying to spy on us" she yells.
More girls come over to join their group.
"wait no, that was his brother" I tell them.
They act like I'm not even there.
The group starts running towards us.
"umm holy shit, lets get the fuck out of here" I say.
Elrohir nods, then grabs my hand and drags me away.
( about 2 hour later)
we burst into the cabin, slamming the door behind us.
Elrohir and I stare at the others with pure hatred.
We both pretty much look like shit; sticks and leaves in our hair ,our hands, arms and faces scratched up and bleeding.
"what the hell happened to you?" asked Faramir.
I tried to lunge at him, but Elrohir grabs me.
I look at him and he shakes his head, but the look in his eyes, tell me 'later'.
I relax and step back again.
"thanks to you, we had a group of women chasing after us, all thanks to you guys. They thought I was you Elladan"
" we had to crawl in the bushes, run for a very long time, just so you guys can get your pleasures" I hiss at them.
They look sheepishly at us, and start to apologize, but Elrohir and I walk away to the other side of the room, ignoring them completely.
