" what?" I try to yell over the music.

Arwen was trying to tell me something. We were all at a party, at some guys house. Pippin and the other hobbits know the guy, so that's why we were all here.

"I think I'm drunk!" she yells, at the exact moment the music stops. People turn to look at us then laugh.

" I can tell" yells someone.

Arwen face goes red, then she gets a dopey smile on her face.

I keep myself from laughing. I look around at my other friends, to see them falling over each other.

Am I the only one not drunk? Oh well, someone has to take care of these guys. I just wish it wasn't me.

I feel someone grab my arm. I look to see Eomer and Eowyn.

"oh hey."

They same hi in response to me.

"I didn't know you guys were going to be here"

Eomer shrugs." We need to have fun"

Eowyn spots Faramir and goes to talk with him. Hmm, I think she likes him. I don't know about Faramir though, he's to retarded to understand. If she likes him, I don't understand it. She's like smart and shit.

"so how's life been for you?" Eomer asks me.

I think for a moment. "I don't know, but it's good right now"

Eomer laughs. " you don't know? Well I guess for some people it's better than knowing." He shakes his head as if to get rid of the thought."

Hmm why is Arwen so quiet? I look over and see she's now dancing around with Aragorn, in a rather kinky sort of way. Eww man, that's just gross.

"oh, I guess I'll see you later" Eomer says then goes to some girl. Ha, boys, always thinking with their package.

Across the room I spot Calvin, and he sure looks pissed. And holy shit.....Stupid bitch Suzanne followed my advice. Richard's with her, that asshole.

I watch and see Calvin walk away. He spots me and looks sorry. I motion him over.

"what's wrong?" I ask.

" Suzanne, is such a bitch" he says. He gives me a sympathetic look.

He's mad at her for my sake?

"do you want a drink?" he asks.

I tell him to get my a big glass of vodka.

When he comes back with my drink ,I gulp it down. There goes my taking care of the others. Not that I was doing a good job of it.

" so, I think I've finally realized that you and Legolas aren't going out" says Calvin.

I laugh and nod my head. Fuck I feel woozy already. Woozy.what a funny word.

" umm I don't know how to say thing, but that Richard guy is coming over here" Calvin tells me, through my laughing.

Shit, double shit. That bastard is so going to wish he never...hey the rooms spinning. Wait back to bastard coming here.

" Li., how are you" he says cheerfully.

He's cheery? CHEERY?!

" I am perfectly fine." I tell him.

" that's good to hear" he comments.

Why is he still here? I look over to Calvin and see he's gone. Why does everyone leave me? This party sucks, very badly.

" yes it is" I say. Maybe he will get the hint to leave.

He sits next to me. Does he want to get his eyes poked out? I thinks he's suicidal. You don't talk with your ex, that you cheated on. It's like a fucking unwritten rule.

" don't you have to be with your girlfriend?" I ask him. There I hope it stings.

" she's not my girlfriend.. Li I'm still in love with you" he says softly.

Well my night has been ruined. I might as well shoot myself now. wait no, I don't want to go to the land of candy yet. I'll shoot him instead and send him to the land of dill pickles and green olives.

Someone grabs my leg." Li I have no legs" I look down to see a very drunk Legolas. I think at this moment I love him, he just saved me.

I look at Richard. " well I don't love you, and I'm with Legolas now"

he looks surprised and angry, but who cares, he so deserves it. I help Legolas up and support him Good thing the alcohol hasn't totally kicked in yet.

I kiss Legolas as Richard watches. And damn Legolas is still a good kisser when he's drunk.

We collapse to the floor, because I can't hold us up anymore. We land laughing. I see Richard stomp away. Yay for me! I won! I won! Mwahaha. I am ruler of the world.

" what was that for? Am I your special?" asks Legolas from underneath me.

I give him a hug. "just for tonight"

He gives a small laugh and hugs me tighter.

"hey what are you two doing down there?" asks Pippin from above us.

"we wanted to know what it's like to be your height" laughs Legolas.

I give him a smack." Leave my Pip alone, you.you stupid girly girl."

Legolas gasps, as Pippin and I laugh at him.

After awhile we get back up, then go socialize.

I see Eomer heading up stair with two girls.

" holy hot cakes" I scream out. I've been saying that shit all night. Well not all night ,it's only 2 AM.

The others look at him and cheer him on, but he ignores us.

"we are feeling no love tonight" Says Faramir. Eowyn laughs beside him.

" spud nuts. Faramir and Eowyn are together!" I yell out.

Instantly everyone's eyes are on them. Eowyn goes red and Faramir smiles proudly.

" so are you and Legolas" he hollers.

Oh shit, we forgot to tell everyone that it's only to fool Richard. Wait I still think I have to tell Legolas that. He's so drunk I don't think he knows who he is.

He grabs me." we sure are, but only for tonight. I think we are party dating" he pushes me away." When do we get to the sex?"

I swear my eyes just went a foot wide. Everyone laughs at us. Not that there's anything wrong with sex, I'd be all for it, except it's with a very drunk Legolas.

Hell if Eomer had stayed with me, there would have been a chance that I'd be in bed with him right now.

" why don't you guys go upstairs?" teases Faramir.

I was about to tell him off, but noooo, Stupid the wonder goat has to jump in.

" we will if you will" says Legolas.

Fucking hell, a god damn dare.

Eowyn and Faramir look at each other" fine lets go"

They start for the stairs and Legolas drags me along.

How do I get myself into this shit. Maybe if I'm lucky he will pass out.

We get to the rooms and Legolas drags me into one and Faramir and Eowyn go into another.

Legolas sits on the bed. "O.K. take off your clothes"

I glare at him. " I'm not doing shit. We are only doing this because Richard wants to get back together and you happened to fall at my feet at that second" I yell.

Legolas sighs. He looks a little sad to. Maybe I was a bit harsh. His face perks up again.

" if you want him to leave you alone forever, we could fuck"

I don't think I like it when a horny Legolas is trying to get into my pants. I go and sit on the bed beside him.

" I'm not sleeping with you"

He groans. " but I haven't been laid in months."

I lay back onto the bed." All you have to do is yell out I want sex and you'll get it, so don't pull that shit on me."

Legolas tries to say something but a scream interrupts him.

I jump up." What the fuck was that?" I whisper.

Legolas lays back." I don't know go check it out" he mumbles.

I hear the scream again and I run out the door. It's coming from the room across the hall.

I bang on it " hey what's going on in there?" I yell.

I hear a girl muffling in the room. someone was keeping her from screaming.

I pull a pin from my hair and jack the door open. I run in to see, some guys trying to rape a young girl.

" holy fuck! Get off her" I yell at him.

I slam the door closed on some people trying to see. I don't think the girl wants people seeing her.

" get the fuck out of here" one guys screams at me.

" are you O.K.?" I ask the girl. She shakes her head.

Damn I really wish I wasn't drinking tonight.

" O.K. all of you out of here, right fucking now" I tell them.

One of them that I didn't see grabs me from behind, and covers my mouth.

" lock the door" he says. Another guy does so.

Holy fuck I really wish I wasn't drinking.

" your pretty to. Wanna join the party?" the guy holding me asks.

I don't think I'm supposed to answer. I shake my head.

The guy takes me to the bed and puts me down beside the other girl, with my mouth still covered.

I look at the guy on the young girl. My eyes widen. It's Richard. If I hated him before I hate him even more now. He just smiles down at me.

"if you hadn't said no to me, all of this could have been avoided" he says.

Yeah right. If it's not tonight it's another night.

One guys starts taking off my pants. I'm an elf and from what I can tell these are all humans.

I kick at the guy, I just need to get him away from me. He falls from the bed, and gets up instantly, but that's all I need. I suck in a breath a scream as loud as possible.

The girl beside me, has already had her pants taken off.

Richard gets off her and she instantly starts screaming, but another guy cuts her off.

Richard's fists comes at me before I can do anything.

Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, man there are a lot of stars tonight.

There's a crashing sound, and many people fighting and screaming. I turn my head and see the girl beside me crying.

" are you O.K.?" I ask.

She nods. Fuck my face huts and it feels wet.

" your friends are here" she tells me.

oh that's good. We are saved, and I feel really tired.

I am never drinking again. Shit like this never happens when I'm stoned.

I wish I could see clearly, maybe then I could see what the hell is happening.

The girl moves beside me and I see she is pulling her pants up. Then she grabs a piece of the blanket and puts it to the side of my forehead.

" your bleeding" she tells me. She sounds so calm, she's got to be in shock.

My head is pounding. I gasp at how much it hurts.

" Li! Li oh my god! Are you O.K.?" says someone at my side.

I can't see who it is. My vision has gone very blurry.

" the girl she's in shock, you need to take her home" I tell whoever is beside me.

I hear them tell someone to take her home.

" we need to get you to a hospital" the person says.

I really don't want out argue, so I simply nod.

My vision fades out. " I can't see" I gasp.

Finally the world fades out to.

A/N: shit that was long. I was listening to some dark techno. Damn this was supposed to be funny. Oh well at least Richard is totally out of the picture now. but what about Li? Is she all right? You'll have to keep reading to find out.

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