Blotmath 28
Yay, I'm back at school now. I can't believe I'm excited about that. We still don't know who is going to take me in, but oh well for now I'm nobodies.
I have to wear a cast because my mother, the crazy bitch she is, snapped all the bones. The cool thing is that I'm on some cool pain killers. They totally make me trip out. Yesterday I was talking to a leprechaun.
He was one spiffy little man. I'll be back to school on Friday. I just can't go class, because of my leprechaun friend.
Oh yeah wanna know the greatest of news? Suzanne isn't in my room anymore. So now I have my room back. I've been spraying it with lots of perfume though. It was starting to smell like Aragorn. Not that he smells, but I like my own stench personally.
Frodo is sitting in my room just chilling. Man he is one cool little dude. I never realized he had purple hair.
"when did you dye your hair?" I ask.
He gives me a strange look." I didn't"
I start laughing because someone must have done it to him while he was sleeping or my little leprechaun friend did it to him.
"your hairs purple" I tell him.
Suddenly he turns pink.
"holy shit you turned pink" I laugh harder.
"I think those are the painkillers, they are making you see stuff" he says.
Me seeing stuff? No!
"Hey Neon tell him he's wrong" I say to the leprechaun, who walks into my room.
"Li there's nothing there" Frodo tells me.
What is he blind? Neon is right there!
"Neon says you are pink and purple" I say.
Frodo shakes his head. "whatever you say."
Neon starts doing a little dance; fuck that dude is funny. Frodo goes to the washroom and while he's gone I slip a pill into his drink.
They are magical pills that let you see Neon. I watch as he finishes his drink. I watch him for a while until he starts going weird.
Then I point out Neon to him.
"holy shit! There's a leprechaun" he cries out.
See I'm not crazy, there really are leprechauns. Then the worst thing happens. Neon is taken away by something.
"oh my god. Neon!!!!!!!!" we yell and run after him.
The thing that took him is running down the hall with my and Frodo running behind it yelling Neon.
The thing goes to the school then into a class. Frodo and I chase after it.
"give back Neon you bastard" I scream and jump on the thing.
Frodo jumps on it to, but then it disappears.
"nnnnnnnnnoooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We will never find out where Neon is now" I wail.
"what are you two doing?" yells someone.
We look up to see Gandalph.
"eep!" squeals Frodo.
We look at each other and then at the freshman in the class. We jump up and run at high speed out of there.
We go back to Frodo's room because it's closer, then cry because we just lost our Neon.
Did that make much sense? Well, it didn't to me. That really did happen. I saw a leprechaun named neon and he was my best friend. But he got leprenapped. I'm not saying if I was on anything or not. Again it's a short chapter, but I am ruler of the world so I do as I please. I'll do what you want when I get more reviews.
Yay, I'm back at school now. I can't believe I'm excited about that. We still don't know who is going to take me in, but oh well for now I'm nobodies.
I have to wear a cast because my mother, the crazy bitch she is, snapped all the bones. The cool thing is that I'm on some cool pain killers. They totally make me trip out. Yesterday I was talking to a leprechaun.
He was one spiffy little man. I'll be back to school on Friday. I just can't go class, because of my leprechaun friend.
Oh yeah wanna know the greatest of news? Suzanne isn't in my room anymore. So now I have my room back. I've been spraying it with lots of perfume though. It was starting to smell like Aragorn. Not that he smells, but I like my own stench personally.
Frodo is sitting in my room just chilling. Man he is one cool little dude. I never realized he had purple hair.
"when did you dye your hair?" I ask.
He gives me a strange look." I didn't"
I start laughing because someone must have done it to him while he was sleeping or my little leprechaun friend did it to him.
"your hairs purple" I tell him.
Suddenly he turns pink.
"holy shit you turned pink" I laugh harder.
"I think those are the painkillers, they are making you see stuff" he says.
Me seeing stuff? No!
"Hey Neon tell him he's wrong" I say to the leprechaun, who walks into my room.
"Li there's nothing there" Frodo tells me.
What is he blind? Neon is right there!
"Neon says you are pink and purple" I say.
Frodo shakes his head. "whatever you say."
Neon starts doing a little dance; fuck that dude is funny. Frodo goes to the washroom and while he's gone I slip a pill into his drink.
They are magical pills that let you see Neon. I watch as he finishes his drink. I watch him for a while until he starts going weird.
Then I point out Neon to him.
"holy shit! There's a leprechaun" he cries out.
See I'm not crazy, there really are leprechauns. Then the worst thing happens. Neon is taken away by something.
"oh my god. Neon!!!!!!!!" we yell and run after him.
The thing that took him is running down the hall with my and Frodo running behind it yelling Neon.
The thing goes to the school then into a class. Frodo and I chase after it.
"give back Neon you bastard" I scream and jump on the thing.
Frodo jumps on it to, but then it disappears.
"nnnnnnnnnoooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We will never find out where Neon is now" I wail.
"what are you two doing?" yells someone.
We look up to see Gandalph.
"eep!" squeals Frodo.
We look at each other and then at the freshman in the class. We jump up and run at high speed out of there.
We go back to Frodo's room because it's closer, then cry because we just lost our Neon.
Did that make much sense? Well, it didn't to me. That really did happen. I saw a leprechaun named neon and he was my best friend. But he got leprenapped. I'm not saying if I was on anything or not. Again it's a short chapter, but I am ruler of the world so I do as I please. I'll do what you want when I get more reviews.
