Foreyule 15

Legolas pov (just cuz you joked about it B)

"what are you doing?" I ask Li.

She runs around another corner and laughs like mad. I just shake my head.

"umm I'm not to sure, but I know it must be all the candy I ate" she says.

I go around the corner and grab her, then drag her down the hall to my room. My room, at the castle that is. Today we came back to Mirkwood for the holidays, and Li is staying with me.

She runs to my bed and starts jumping on it, like a crazy woman.

Squeak, squeak, squeak. What's that noise? Oh shit it's my bed. I run and grab Li off my bed before someone walks by and gets the wrong idea. I'm all for the wrong idea, but I don't think others would.

"hey I was having fun" Li says and starts squirming in my arms.

I let her go and step away. "yeah but the bed was squeaking and people might..."

"they might what?" she asks when I trail off.

I look away because she could take one look at me and know what I've been thinking. "nothing"

She tries to press it, but a knock sounds at the door.

"come in" I yell.

A servant woman walks in and bows. "Prince Legolas and Lady Iliana dinner is ready"

Li pushes me then jumps on my back. "come on now, take me to food"

The servant glares at Li for a moment then walks out.

"Umm Li remember since I'm here I have to act proper, since I'm going to be king and all. And Ah, that means you to." I tell her.

She sighs and gets off me. "sorry I forgot, remember I was raised in a barn"

Compared to my place she was, but I know for a fact that her parents were very proper. She just didn't catch on to that.

I put out my arm to her and she takes it. I pat her hand because I know how she hates to be proper and go to fancy dinners. We walk out and go down the hall to the dinner room. My dad made this a celebration for my home coming and for Li's first home coming. We even have to dress fancy. Ha, ha Li probably wishes she were dead right now.

We walk into the room and it erupts into cheers. I can feel Li tense up. I lead her the Royal table, where we sit down. Usually I have some noble woman siting at my side, but my dad let Li sit there while she is here.

My dad comes into the room and sits at the head of the table, which is next to me. immediately the meal begins.

"Iliana is your room comfortable?" my dad asks her.

"oh yes sir" she says.

He laughs at her. "please just call me Thranduil."

She nods slightly. "if you call me Li. Iliana is to fancy for me"

He nods back at her. "as you wish."

He turns to me. damn the questions will now begin.

"have a girlfriend now Legolas?"

"no sir" I hate the questions.

"well why not? It can't be your looks. Your personality? No not that. Are you being picky?"

"no I just haven't found anyone, that's all" that's a lie, but she's sitting next to me, so I can't tell him.

"you should be dating many young women, preparing yourself for a wife."

I hear Li giggling beside. I'm glad someone is finding this funny.

"and if you say there are no interesting girls at your school, then I'm going to start thinking your gay."

Did he just say that? I can't believe he said that. I wish I was dead right now.

"now Li here is a fine young woman, what's wrong with her. the best of relationships start off as friends." He babbles on.

Li stopped laughing and I et her eyes are as wide as pies. As for me, I'm as red as a beet. My dad looks at me for a second then gets a knowing look. Shit, shit, shit. He better not say anything.

"fine, fine, I'll lay off. How is school? You applied for university right?" he asks.

Thank valor that we are no longer talking about woman. "yes I did. I applied at Rivendell University and shire college and Mirkwood University."

"good, good. How about you Li?" he asks her.

"just at shire college and Rivendell University." She answers.

"not Mirkwood?"

She shakes her head. "it's to close to home."

My dad laughs. "yes most children are like that."

A servant puts plates in front of us and we begin to eat. I was starting to think, we would have to talk to my dad forever It's not that he's bad, but like most parents, he tends to embarrass me.


~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ (later in Legolas's room) (ohh kinky)

"he's not bad at all, Lego, your just over reacting." Li tells me.

"not bad? He made sure I danced with all the young women there. Then he expected me to take one back here. My own dad wants me to hump then dump, just to prove I like women"

Li laughs at me, then jumps up from the bed. "well you did take me back with you...hey ,you know how your bed is squeaky?"

"Li no, I can't pretend to have sex with you. it would be weird if I pretended to have sex with anyone. My dad would know, then he'd probably ask how good it was."

Li laughs again. "well at least you dad asks stuff about you. when I told my mom I wasn't a virgin, she ignored me, then pretended I wasn't there."

"at least you have something to brag about. Me I've barley kissed anyone" I hate admitting that shit.

"that's probably because you don't know how to kiss, so nobody wants to kiss you"

I give her a glare. Sure people want to kiss me. I am a prince and I'm heir to the throne.

"what about you?" I ask.

"hey I've had sex before and I'm a good kisser" she brags.

I really don't want to hear this. In my mind she's a virgin and I'm going to break her in. wait, no. I should not have those thoughts.

"umm Legolas why are you hitting your head against the wall?" she asks.

why am I what? Oh shit, I am hitting my head.

"no reason" I say trying to play it cool. Which I'm not, but I'll pretend I am.

She walks up to me and gives me a hug and a kiss on the cheek. "don't kill yourself, good night" she goes out side door that leads to her room.

It's beginning to get really hard to control myself around her. She makes me feel so broken inside and she doesn't even know it.