Disclaimer: I do not own any Saiyuki characters or the other anime characters from other anime shows.

Author's note: Hi, minna! I'm back from a holiday! *pass on souvenirs to everyone* Nani? Since when have I done that? *chuckles*: P I just want to dedicate this whole fic to all the readers who are reading my fic now. Oh, maybe I should get on with the chapter. OK let's begin!

1, 2, 3 Action! ~ Scene Three

" DAMN IT!!!"

Kubota: Not again.

Tokito: Kubo-chan pass those ear plucks

Kubota: Here you go, what do you need them for?

Tokito: Before, Gojyo starts shouting those 'words'

Goku: Nani? Nani? What are those 'words'?

Tokito: You'll hear it very soon

Kubota: Tokito?

Tokito: NOW!!!

" WHO THE HELL DOES THAT STUPID DIRECTOR THINK I AM? DOESN'T TAI THINK I LIKE ACTING AS A 'DOSEAI'? DAMN THAT #*!%$&@ DIRECTOR!!!" shouted Gojyo as he stomped on the stage floor, angrily.

Hakkai: Goyjo, there's a black cloud over your head

Gojyo: What are you talking about Hakkai? There isn't a. What? There is a cloud over my head. Get it off! Get it off!

Goku pokes the cloud over Gojyo's head and smile with a glee. " Gojyo, it's real. It's really really real!" and he continues to poke the cloud.

Gojyo: Yamero, kono baka saru!

[sound effect~ gun fire]

Goku: Wow sugoi, Gojyo now the cloud is raining over you and you're all wet.

Tokito's cheeks puffed up, his eyes were watery and he was laughing like a lunatic watching a comedy show. He pointed at the cloud that was raining then Gojyo, who was all wet. " You look like a watered-up plant!" and he continued laughing.

Little wet Goyjo listened to everyone's laughter and accused Sanzo, who was polishing his gun, for this incident. " You corrupted monk! How dare you fire your gun at the cloud above me! You know don't how damn angry I am now!"

Sanzo: I thought you wanted to cool off since you looked so mad. You should thank me for shooting your cloud to cool your steaming head.

Gojyo glared at Sanzo very fiercely that was unusual since nobody has ever seen him this mad. He opened his mouth very slowly until his eyes were very clear. I'm so going to." he said one word at a time.

Before he finished his sentence, he showed Sanzo his middle finger and start saying a few foul words. Sanzo just did his usual I'm-not-listening tatic by putting one of his fingers inside on of his ears.

Hakkai: * sweat drop* Maa, maa Gojyo. Sanzo is supposed to be like that not you.

Kubota: You mean he's never like this before?

Hakkai: Yeah, Gojyo isn't like that though he looks as if he is

Tokito who was still laughing couldn't really speak properly due to the hysterical incident. " The.the rain water is drying up since his steaming up. Man, he's killin' me. Does he want me to laugh to death?" He continued laughing until he fell on his back, then he hugged himself and starts whipping his almost-laughing-to-death tears off his eyes.

Kubota: Tokito, I wonder how you can live like that?

Goku: Harahetta, Sanzo, do you have any snacks?

Sanzo: Do you want a cake (kick)?

Goku: You have a cake? I want two pieces of cake

Sanzo starts kicking Goku. Actually, he starts stepping on Goku, who was trying to protect himself by holding his head. Poor Goku.

" What's all this fuss?" asked Tai with a few guys behind her/him. There were three bespectacled ones and two spectacle-free guys. One of them was a purpled eyed guy with dark brown hair; he's outfit was mostly black. Beside him was a younger boy who had green eyes and light brown hair. One of the bespectacled one was a blonde with orange eyes, another one had light brown hair, and blue eyes and he looked a little like a lawyer. The last one has silver white hair, he, too, had blue eyes but one of them was mechanical and his outfit was almost all white. " Minna, this are the cast of Yami no Matsuei. Tsuzuki Asato, Kurosaki Hisoka, Yutaka Watari, Seiichiro Tatsumi and Muraki Kazutaka, they're part of the assistants. Hisoka takes care of all my scripts; Watari is the cameraman of the studio, Tatsumi is my partner, Tsuzuki is my sweet little puppy partner and helper. As for Muraki, well, he just bothers the actors. And when I say actors, I mean actors only. (Translation: only men not women) So, all of us have to work together,"

Gojyo: Oi, Tai!

Tai: Yes?

Gojyo: I want you to change the character that I'm acting as.

Tai: What's wrong Kei? He's a very attractive character though he's a doseai (gay)

Gojyo: That's the problem! I agree with you about the attractive part but the doseai part, I really want you to change it! I'll do anything if you just change it!

Tai: Anything?

Gojyo: Yes, anything. As long as you change that fact about Kei

Tai: No way, I'm not changing Kei's attitude and if you're not happy with it I'll give you a part of a Yankee (ugly girl)!!!

[sound effect~ Shi~n] & [picture effect~ chibi Gojyo all white & all alone]

Hakkai: Gojyo, you should stop being all white

Kubota: You look like a ghost

Tokito: *laughing* I'm gonna laugh to death!

Goku: Yankee ero kappa!

Sanzo: An idiot will always be an idiot

Gojyo: Hidoi! You're so hidoi!!!

Tai: *shows tongue at Gojyo* Don't worry Gojyo-san everyone will love you!

Sanzo: That's something you don't hear everyday

Hakkai: I should agree to that. ^_^

Goku: Who would love an ero kappa?

Tokito: Yeah, he's acting as a doesai

Kubota: I really have no idea what to say except. I'm so bored

Tai: Okay, it's about time we begin. Tsuzuki-kun, fetch me the speaker!

Tsuzuki: Got it! Wait a minute? Why am I doing this again?

Tai: Because I paid you

Hisoka: Have you heard about "Using the computer to type"?

Tai: Yeah, why?

Hisoka: If you heard of it, you should've use the computer to type the script. Your handwriting is so hard to read.

Tsuzuki: Let me see that. " Weii.ron.wup wand wown" Ne, Tai-san what's this word?

Tai: It reads ".." I can't read it.Tatsumi help me out with this!

Tatsumi: You're too loud Tai. Luckily, I manage to copy down all your works before you gave it to Hisoka.

Tai: Hey, it's not like I'm the only one who has bad handwriting!

Watari: Actually, you are the only one with bad handwriting.

Tai: Watari be quiet, you're just a small cameraman!

Watari: Small? 3-chan she called me small

Hisoka: Plus you're out-dated and so old-fashioned

Tai: Shut up, you old man!

Gojyo: ENOUGH ALREADY!!! JUST START THE MOVIE OR ACTING OR SO WHATEVER!!!

[pic. effect~ all Yami no Matsuei cast (except Muraki) & Tai becomes Chibi]

Muraki: The red headed man who is shouting out loud sure is very kawaii

Sanzo: Who the hell is this?

Tai: Muraki, but I call him a doseai too ^_^

Gojyo: Then, why don't you give him the doseai part?

Tai: Because he's too weird to be with 'real' men

All: Oh, we get it

Gojyo: Eeeww

Tai sits down on his/her director chair and takes a very deep breath. "Okay, that you know my assistants. I'll introduce you to the stage workers,"

Tokito: Hey, I don't know a single one of them yet! I don't even know who you are!

Tai goes closer to Tokito's face and pinches his cheeks, making him have a very annoyed expression. " You should just shut up, be polite and learn manners!" Then, Tai takes Sanzo's paper fan and whack Tokito on the head. " Being good-looking and cute doesn't mean that you're a great guy.well actually it does," He/She let's the pain-headed, pink-cheeked and pitiful Tokito go by dropping on the floor.

Tokito rubs his face and hides behind Kubota. "Tai, you're mad! Very mad! Kubo-chan, you agree with don't you?" Little Tokito pulls Kubota's top from side to side, trying his best to be cute.

Kubota's eyes could not be seen, as the sun shone over his glasses. He just gave a smirk and told Tokito very softly. " You've known Tai for such a long time, you know how sensitive he/she is," He winks at Tokito secretly. Tokito nods his head and smiles with a glee.

Gojyo: What the hell are those guys talking about?

Sanzo: Their talking trash just like you the baka saru does. Why the hell did that stupid director take my fan?

Goku: Wa~i, Hakkai! Kubota looks exactly like you if you look at him properly. Did any of you notice?

Hakkai: Goku, you may be right but just don't mistake him for me, deal?

Goku nods his head happily as since he found out something very interesting. " Hakkai, don't worry, I'll remember you,"

Gojyo: That's monkey brain of yours can't even remember a darn thing

Sanzo: Does he even have one of those though he's a monkey?

Goku: Why not? Everyone has it

Gojyo: Except you!

" No Da!!!"

All: Nani?!

Suddenly a small monkey girl jumps on Goku's head with a very happy monkey expression. " Saru! Saru! No da!" the monkey girl called out. She hugged Goku very tightly, making it very hard for him to breath.

Tai: PURIN!!! Kono baka saru!!! Ichigo, what the #@*!$ are you doing in my studio? Purin get your stupid ape hands of Goku!!!

Purin: Nani? Nani? No da?

Ichigo: Nyo?

Tai: What're you doing here? I said I don't want any of you stupid female characters from Tokyo Mew Mew to enter my studio!!! Now get out or I'll sue you and all your stupid friends!!!

Hisoka: Tai is heating up like yesterday

Tsuzuki: Why does Tai hate those Tokyo Mew Mew girls so much?

Muraki: Why shouldn't he/she?

Watari: I don't know why

Tatsumi: Because those Tokyo Mew Mew girls are always annoying, destroying and messing up all the scenes of other movies Tai has made, especially that annoying monkey, Purin and that annoying cat, Ichigo. I hate them too.

All: We agree!!! Get you bunch of idiots!!!

Tai grabs both of the most stupid characters from Tokyo Mew Mew and kicks them out of the studio. Then he/she sets a up security called " Anti-Tokyo- Mew-Mew-Girls" Once any of the Mew Mew cast enters they studio secretly, they'll suffer big time. "I'm glad all of these has been settled," Walks up to everyone and fold his/her arm. " Okay! Stage workers, please come out and meet the actors!!!"

Suddenly a bunch of guys come out from the backstage. They were wearing " Fushigi" tops and they were so damn good-looking. Almost two of the stage workers looked like girls. Tai runs up to them and hang his/her arms around one of them who, was an orange-headed one. " Guys, these are the backstage workers, they're all from Fushigi Yuugi. That's Tamahome, Tasuki, Hotohori, Chiciri and Nuriko. Be nice to them, and they'll do a good job,"

Goku: Nanda sore?

Gojyo: It means if you're mean to them, they'll do a very bad job.

Sanzo: Baka saru

Hakkai: Yare yare desu ne ^_^`

Tokito: How many people are there, in this place?

Kubota: Probably more than you can think of.

Tasuki: You're never nice to us anyway

Tamahome: Tasuki, you're the least hard worker among all of us

Tasuki: What did you say?

Chiciri: Tamahome! Tasuki! No arguing in here!

Hotohori: You can't stop them if you try you hardest

Nuriko: Your majesty is so smart.

Tai: Okay, so we're all friends now right.

All: Can we start now?

Tai: Sorry, no because not all the actors and actress are here yet. Plus, the equipments aren't ready yet.

All: You're so slow!!!

All the anime characters start yelling at Tai for all his/her unready attitude.

Tai: *sweat drop* Hey, I'm just human. ^_^`

Author's note: Poor Tai, I guess all the acting would start after everyone has been introduce with each other. Sorry, for the delay, my dear readers. I'm sure all of you would want to see how the Saiyuki boys are acting as the 'Four Troublemakers' of Aoyama High school. especially Gojyo since he's acting as the most hilarious character. So, if there's anything you readers have got in mind, please feel free to ask me or tell me my mistakes but if you're flaming me.guess what I might do? Kidding! Anyway, please review this chapter, it'll mean so much to me. Sankyuu =^_^=