1 The second chapter (at last) . . . The results when one has an overdose
of camping and waaaaay too little sleep (and chocolate).
*Disclaimer at first chapter*
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2 Family Gatherings (i.e. one's worst nightmare)
3 By: Elemental Gal
Chapter 2: Begging & Bribery
Schuldig was starting to feel highly uncomfortable. So was Nagi and Farfie, come to think of it. he could feel their discomfort radiating off them in waves. Brad, meanwhile, was pacing up and down in front of them, something he had been doing for the past hour.
Suddenly he paused, looking straight up. The gleam in his eye sent the three remaining members of Schwarz diving for safety behind the couch, just barely peeking out.
"Schuldig, Nagi, Farf, get our asses here. I have the perfect plan!"
"NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"
At once, three doors slammed as their occupants sought the refuge of their various rooms.
"You may screw your ass for all I care, Brad, but I am not going as your wife!" (Schu can read minds, remember?) Schuldig shouted from behind his door.
"I have survived perfectly well without a family, and I don't intend to have one now! Not with some so-called 'grandmother' fussing to see if her darling 'grandson' was eating enough . . . " Nagi shuddered. The very thought made his skin crawl. (let's just assume that Schu decided to inform his teammates due to a sudden worry with regards to their welfare)
"Does it hurt God?" The voice of the remaining member of Schwarz floated from his room.
"FARF!"
Brad sighed, pushing up his glasses. "Please, guys, I'll do anything, even being your slave . . . but only if you agree to go through this act. I'll give you something as a down payment, and even more after I pull this off. And yes, Farf, it would hurt God."
Silence as everyone pondered, mentally calculating the pros and cons.
"Well, you can start by not complaining about my going to pubs. And of course, there are lots of things you can buy, like that tight leather pants . . . "
"Not to forget the new computer I saw just yesterday, the latest model with all the cool gadgets and programmes. Oh, and some computer games would be nice, and the latest Nintendo . . . "
"Cheating parents hurts God . . . "
As one, all three stepped out of their rooms.
Brad breathed a sigh of relief, though a thread of uneasiness began to enter his mind. Just what was he getting himself into?
*Disclaimer at first chapter*
=-=-=
2 Family Gatherings (i.e. one's worst nightmare)
3 By: Elemental Gal
Chapter 2: Begging & Bribery
Schuldig was starting to feel highly uncomfortable. So was Nagi and Farfie, come to think of it. he could feel their discomfort radiating off them in waves. Brad, meanwhile, was pacing up and down in front of them, something he had been doing for the past hour.
Suddenly he paused, looking straight up. The gleam in his eye sent the three remaining members of Schwarz diving for safety behind the couch, just barely peeking out.
"Schuldig, Nagi, Farf, get our asses here. I have the perfect plan!"
"NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"
At once, three doors slammed as their occupants sought the refuge of their various rooms.
"You may screw your ass for all I care, Brad, but I am not going as your wife!" (Schu can read minds, remember?) Schuldig shouted from behind his door.
"I have survived perfectly well without a family, and I don't intend to have one now! Not with some so-called 'grandmother' fussing to see if her darling 'grandson' was eating enough . . . " Nagi shuddered. The very thought made his skin crawl. (let's just assume that Schu decided to inform his teammates due to a sudden worry with regards to their welfare)
"Does it hurt God?" The voice of the remaining member of Schwarz floated from his room.
"FARF!"
Brad sighed, pushing up his glasses. "Please, guys, I'll do anything, even being your slave . . . but only if you agree to go through this act. I'll give you something as a down payment, and even more after I pull this off. And yes, Farf, it would hurt God."
Silence as everyone pondered, mentally calculating the pros and cons.
"Well, you can start by not complaining about my going to pubs. And of course, there are lots of things you can buy, like that tight leather pants . . . "
"Not to forget the new computer I saw just yesterday, the latest model with all the cool gadgets and programmes. Oh, and some computer games would be nice, and the latest Nintendo . . . "
"Cheating parents hurts God . . . "
As one, all three stepped out of their rooms.
Brad breathed a sigh of relief, though a thread of uneasiness began to enter his mind. Just what was he getting himself into?
