Solomath 20
"what was that?" I scream over the loud noise.
Arwen says something back to me, but I can't hear her over the loud music. Tonight is a girls night. We decided to go to a club in the town next to ours. Beaming our fake id's we got in no problem.
We is, Arwen, Rosie, Diamond, Eowyn and me. Just us girls and our drinks and the guys who come around and hit on us. To bad for them, but we all have boyfriends. I guess it's lucky for us to since some of them are so nasty.
Well for tonight I've taken the role of the bodyguard, so if a guy doesn't go away I get in his face. Lucky for me there's no elf males in here, so I can take all the human boys. But so far it's been good. The music finally dies down and we are able to chat.
"so how are you ladies tonight?" asks a voice.
We all look up to see a guy who has come up to us about fifty times. The girls start to talk, but I tell them to be quiet so I can talk to this nice young man. To show him who he is dealing with I put my hair behind his ears.
"listen buddy, you've already bugged us enough, so why don't you get out of here and save yourself some trouble." I tell him flatly. I know, I know, it's quite the manly thing to say, so I'm going have to fill some manly mans shoes.
The guys glares at me, then continues in a nice matter. "I was just struck by all your beauty, and I feel I won't be able to leave you alone until I have your numbers."
I feel my anger rising and Arwen touches my arm, telling me to simmer down. How can I? I know I'm acting like a jealous boyfriend or some shit like that, but this guy is slimy.
I stand up ignoring Arwen and lean over the table to stare him straight in the eye. "just leave us alone or else!"
This guy merely smirks at me. "or else what? Your going to hurt me? I don't think so after all your just a woman".
Well that does it. I look around the table and everyone gives me the look of 'kick this pansy ass bitch in the balls'.
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"and next time I'm going to whip your ass with a big old belt" I yell to the scurrying figure, who happens to be holding onto his very sore balls.
Some guys pat me on the back and congratulate me on a job well done. Well points for me because none of the guys are hitting on me or my friends now. they think of me as one of the guys. Well it's about fucking time. I deserve that kind of recognition.
I see some shadows around a corner, but when I turn my head it's gone. Curious I silently go around the corner and see a group of guys.
"what the hell are you guys doing here?" I yell at them.
Surprised they all jump up and whirl around to face me. They try to hide themselves by pulling their hoods on tighter.
"Legolas, Aragorn, Faramir, Sam and Frodo, tell me why you are here?" I ask.
Can't they leave us alone for one fucking night? I mean, it's not like we are fooling around with other guys. For fuck sakes I just beat the shit out of one guy making advances.
"we didn't know you were here" Legolas says and takes off his hood. The others follow his action.
"bull shit Legolas. Why are you here? This is a girls night out. And if you guys are checking up on us, we are going to be so pissed. I hope you saw what I did to the guy, because then you will have seen what I do when I'm pissed off." I yell at them.
They all step back a few steps as I advance towards them. I'm pretty sure I look like a fire ball of rage right now. I am so fucking mad.
"honey we just missed you guys that's all. We hated being alone. We tried to have a guys night, but we can't seem to have fun without you guys." Legolas tells me.
I don't know if I should believe him or not. I look at them all and I see the smiles plastered on their faces and I know he's lying.
"Legolas Greenleaf do not try to tell me that you guys can't have fun without us. Your just jealous because we are alone in a bar with a bunch of guys." I scream out.
I see all their eyes bulge out at the words alone and guys. I guess I shouldn't have said that.
"what do you mean alone? That's why you wanted to come here?" Legolas explodes.
The others push past me and go around the corner to go inside I presume. I try to avoid Legolas's gaze because I'm sure he is totally pissed. Wait a minute shouldn't I be pissed too? After all they were spying on us.
I look him dead in the eye and give him a look. "we didn't do anything, in fact guys kept hitting on us, but we were turning them down. Besides you guys came to spy, so don't you even start with me."
Legolas throws his arms in the air and yells out his frustration. "We got lonely that's all and we didn't want to think about guys hitting on you, that's why we came." He looks me in the eye, but doesn't look as mad. "we just had to come protect our women.I mean our masters" he finishes lamely.
He looks at me with a stupid smile on his face and how can I stay mad. I walk over to him and give him a small hug. "whatever.lets go inside."
We walk in holding hands and some guys yell out to me about beating the shit out of that guy. Some still cheer me on. Legolas grips my hand tighter. We get to our table and see that everyone is already there and nobody seems pissed off. Legolas sits down in a booth and I climb in beside him.
"so you two made up already?" asks Aragorn.
I flip him the finger and he just laughs at me. A waiter comes over and we order a round of beer, but no before he ass us for I.D. Arwen gives hers and the waiter goes off to grab it.
Legolas has a look around, then seems to relax as he takes me hand in his. I give it a pat and kiss his neck. I swear he is so damn high strung, but I'm happy, so that's all that matters.
I look over and see Eowyn and Faramir making out already. Fuck we are in public. Guess I shouldn't say that, Legolas and I get frisky sometimes to. Surprisingly he's still a virgin, I've been holding out. But after being with Richard I guess I'm a little more careful with my relationships.
I know I like Legolas, but do I love him? I know he loves me. it's confusing. I hate being confused it makes me question are relationship. I don't let him know what I think about this matter, because I don't want to hurt him.
I sigh and look across the table to Arwen, who is looking at me. Sometimes it's as I she knows I'm having doubts about something. I give her a smile and turn back to Legolas who is laughing away at something Frodo is saying. I think I'm going to have to talk to Arwen about this.
"what was that?" I scream over the loud noise.
Arwen says something back to me, but I can't hear her over the loud music. Tonight is a girls night. We decided to go to a club in the town next to ours. Beaming our fake id's we got in no problem.
We is, Arwen, Rosie, Diamond, Eowyn and me. Just us girls and our drinks and the guys who come around and hit on us. To bad for them, but we all have boyfriends. I guess it's lucky for us to since some of them are so nasty.
Well for tonight I've taken the role of the bodyguard, so if a guy doesn't go away I get in his face. Lucky for me there's no elf males in here, so I can take all the human boys. But so far it's been good. The music finally dies down and we are able to chat.
"so how are you ladies tonight?" asks a voice.
We all look up to see a guy who has come up to us about fifty times. The girls start to talk, but I tell them to be quiet so I can talk to this nice young man. To show him who he is dealing with I put my hair behind his ears.
"listen buddy, you've already bugged us enough, so why don't you get out of here and save yourself some trouble." I tell him flatly. I know, I know, it's quite the manly thing to say, so I'm going have to fill some manly mans shoes.
The guys glares at me, then continues in a nice matter. "I was just struck by all your beauty, and I feel I won't be able to leave you alone until I have your numbers."
I feel my anger rising and Arwen touches my arm, telling me to simmer down. How can I? I know I'm acting like a jealous boyfriend or some shit like that, but this guy is slimy.
I stand up ignoring Arwen and lean over the table to stare him straight in the eye. "just leave us alone or else!"
This guy merely smirks at me. "or else what? Your going to hurt me? I don't think so after all your just a woman".
Well that does it. I look around the table and everyone gives me the look of 'kick this pansy ass bitch in the balls'.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
"and next time I'm going to whip your ass with a big old belt" I yell to the scurrying figure, who happens to be holding onto his very sore balls.
Some guys pat me on the back and congratulate me on a job well done. Well points for me because none of the guys are hitting on me or my friends now. they think of me as one of the guys. Well it's about fucking time. I deserve that kind of recognition.
I see some shadows around a corner, but when I turn my head it's gone. Curious I silently go around the corner and see a group of guys.
"what the hell are you guys doing here?" I yell at them.
Surprised they all jump up and whirl around to face me. They try to hide themselves by pulling their hoods on tighter.
"Legolas, Aragorn, Faramir, Sam and Frodo, tell me why you are here?" I ask.
Can't they leave us alone for one fucking night? I mean, it's not like we are fooling around with other guys. For fuck sakes I just beat the shit out of one guy making advances.
"we didn't know you were here" Legolas says and takes off his hood. The others follow his action.
"bull shit Legolas. Why are you here? This is a girls night out. And if you guys are checking up on us, we are going to be so pissed. I hope you saw what I did to the guy, because then you will have seen what I do when I'm pissed off." I yell at them.
They all step back a few steps as I advance towards them. I'm pretty sure I look like a fire ball of rage right now. I am so fucking mad.
"honey we just missed you guys that's all. We hated being alone. We tried to have a guys night, but we can't seem to have fun without you guys." Legolas tells me.
I don't know if I should believe him or not. I look at them all and I see the smiles plastered on their faces and I know he's lying.
"Legolas Greenleaf do not try to tell me that you guys can't have fun without us. Your just jealous because we are alone in a bar with a bunch of guys." I scream out.
I see all their eyes bulge out at the words alone and guys. I guess I shouldn't have said that.
"what do you mean alone? That's why you wanted to come here?" Legolas explodes.
The others push past me and go around the corner to go inside I presume. I try to avoid Legolas's gaze because I'm sure he is totally pissed. Wait a minute shouldn't I be pissed too? After all they were spying on us.
I look him dead in the eye and give him a look. "we didn't do anything, in fact guys kept hitting on us, but we were turning them down. Besides you guys came to spy, so don't you even start with me."
Legolas throws his arms in the air and yells out his frustration. "We got lonely that's all and we didn't want to think about guys hitting on you, that's why we came." He looks me in the eye, but doesn't look as mad. "we just had to come protect our women.I mean our masters" he finishes lamely.
He looks at me with a stupid smile on his face and how can I stay mad. I walk over to him and give him a small hug. "whatever.lets go inside."
We walk in holding hands and some guys yell out to me about beating the shit out of that guy. Some still cheer me on. Legolas grips my hand tighter. We get to our table and see that everyone is already there and nobody seems pissed off. Legolas sits down in a booth and I climb in beside him.
"so you two made up already?" asks Aragorn.
I flip him the finger and he just laughs at me. A waiter comes over and we order a round of beer, but no before he ass us for I.D. Arwen gives hers and the waiter goes off to grab it.
Legolas has a look around, then seems to relax as he takes me hand in his. I give it a pat and kiss his neck. I swear he is so damn high strung, but I'm happy, so that's all that matters.
I look over and see Eowyn and Faramir making out already. Fuck we are in public. Guess I shouldn't say that, Legolas and I get frisky sometimes to. Surprisingly he's still a virgin, I've been holding out. But after being with Richard I guess I'm a little more careful with my relationships.
I know I like Legolas, but do I love him? I know he loves me. it's confusing. I hate being confused it makes me question are relationship. I don't let him know what I think about this matter, because I don't want to hurt him.
I sigh and look across the table to Arwen, who is looking at me. Sometimes it's as I she knows I'm having doubts about something. I give her a smile and turn back to Legolas who is laughing away at something Frodo is saying. I think I'm going to have to talk to Arwen about this.
