Rethe 4

"Holy shit!" I yell, as a pair of hobbits run past me.

I crane my neck out to watch them and yell curses. "Shit!" I yell, then fall flat on my face.

I look behind me, to see Frodo watching me with his eye's as big as saucers. "Umm hello..." he says and looks away.

Hmm, something must be up, for him to be looking so guilty. "What's up?" I ask as soon as I'm sitting towards him.

"Oh nothing important...but I really need to get Pippin and Merry" he tells me.

I stand up, then help him to his feet. "That's no problem, I'll go grab them" I say, as I run off.

I catch up to them in a few minutes, because hobbits can't run very fast. They have midget legs. (A/N: how did Frodo outrun the wraith in the movie? I will never know)

"Come on Li, put us down" Merry whines.

"Yeah Li, please" says Pippin.

"I can't Frodo wanted to see you really bad. It has to be important or else he wouldn't have knocked me down." I tell them.

I find Frodo in the same spot, so I put the terrible two down. "What is this all about any ways? I think I deserve an explanation."

Merry and Pippin's faces light up and Frodo looks worried. It must be something interesting, or else he wouldn't look like that. After much staring, he finally looks me in the eye. "Promise you won't say anything?" he asks.

"Sure" I tell him. What? Oh like I'm going to say, no damn you I will never tell another soul. Does a dead soul count? Because it's just a dead persons soul right? And they can't tell anyone. Well I guess they could, if they can talk to me. Wait, I don't talk to dead people. I can't see dead people...ha ha. I'm so weird.

He leans towards me, so I take it as a hint that I have to as well. "Sam and Rosie are engaged" he whispers in my ear.

I jump back and stare at him in disbelief. "WHAT?! YOUR FUCKING JOKING AREN'T YOU? YOUR SERIOUS?! OH MY FUCKING GOD! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!!!!!!" I scream.

Some people walking by look at me like I'm some freaking elf screaming in the middle of the hallway. Oh wait I am. "DON'T STARE AT ME!" I yell at them.

"Hey what's that? Are they fingering me?" I ask the boys. "YOU BETTER NOT BE FLIPPING ME THE BIRD. I WILL BREAK YOUR FINGERS. WHAT YOU DON'T THINK I WILL? YOU JUST WAIT! YOU'LL WAKE UP AND I'LL BE THERE BREAKING YOUR FINGERS AND HAVING TOAST!" I scream.

They ignore me and turn around the corner. I turn back to the shocked boys and start bouncing around. "I can't believe it, that's so wonderful" I cry.

"You breaking their fingers?" Merry asks me.

"No, Sam and Rosie, you dumb ass." I say. "I need to tell someone" I start to bounce down the hallway.

"Nobody can know" Frodo tries to tell me, but I keep on bouncing and bouncing and bouncing down the hall, into never never land. Heh, heh, heh, I'm not cracked out just happy for them.