Hotaru: hi guys, I know, long time no post but hey I'm here now!

Jake: *nods* yep

Hotaru: but I really wanna start the story so disclaimer: we don't own anything!

Jake: let's go already!

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Rint was sitting in the Turtle Game Shop explaining his plan to everyone. Yugi, Joey, Tristan, Jax, and Tea listened carefully.

"Look at any point Kiran could back out of this. She's not stupid, in fact she's done this a few times before" He said. Jax, who was standing next to him, nodded.

"and she could have a spaz out and hurt someone. It's happened before. But the thing here is that it's not her fault" Jax added.

"What are ya talkin about?! Of course it is, s'not like someone's makin her kill people" Joey snapped.

"She can't control it!" Jax yelled. "This is something we've gone through a lot and we know what we're talkin about! She has this weird force that takes over once in a while. Rint can help!" Rint just stayed silent, in contemplation. He muttered something to himself then looked at his watch.

"Let's go catch us a psycho" he said walking outside.

*~*~* in a bar *~*~*

A dark, evil looking girl walked into the bar and caught everyone's attention. It was probably the wings. She growled and the wings disappeared. Everyone was still staring at her. She sat down and looked at the barkeeper

"Vodka" she said.

"How do you take it" he asked.

"Neat" she answered

"Neat?"

"It means no ice" she replied. He nodded and set to work making her drinking. He handed her a bottle and left to go talk to someone on the other end of the bar. She took a swig then sighed. "Damn this stuff is weak. That's the thing about being alcoholic; when you really wanna get sloshed it costs a fortune." The girl sitting next to her laughed. Kiran looked over at her and raised an eyebrow.

"I'm sorry, but that's true" she said.

"You think its funny but I'm sure my wallet will disagree" Kiran replied. The girl laughed again.

"You're a riot" she said as the laughter died down. "My name's Suzu"

"Mine's Kiran" Kiran answered "and I personally don't think I'm that funny. I just say what everyone else is thinking."

"Well you're good at it. Hey the bar has this Talent contest every night, you should enter" Suzu suggested.

"Any money in it?" Kiran asked.

"Aren't you the mercenary type, yes a thousand dollars."

"When?" she asked

"It should start in a few minutes" Suzu answered.

"Hey barkeep! Sign me up for the talent show" she yelled. He nodded and a few minutes passed. Kiran walked up to the small stage. She stood in front of the mike and gulped. "Ya know against my own intelligence I'm gonna tell jokes. Suzu said I could win if I did cuz I was a riot. Obviously she forgot how easy drunk people laugh." The crowd laughed a little.

"Hey I heard a laugh, or maybe a bad cough. Either way, at least I know you're not dead." Again another laugh. "Now if ya couldn't tell, I'm not from around here. I'm from America and I'm visitin to see new cultures. Now I was raised in Texas and I love it because we have an entirely different language, we just make stuff up. Like down there we'll be sayin stuff like 'I tell you what.' That's it, that's an entire sentence in Texas. And of course everyone from out of state's goin 'what?' And it's like 'I just told ya.'" Now the crowd gave an actual laugh. In fact a bunch of them.

"Aw yeah, and man America may be the strongest country but it's also the stupidest. Cuz think about it, we got all the blondes! Have you ever heard of a blonde Chinese person? I don't think so" she smiled. "Man I love blonde jokes, and being one myself, I reckon I've heard em all. And I love it because when someone starts a blonde joke about me I can end it for em and shut em up." A few of the people were actually rolling on the floor laughing.

"But hey, who reads warning labels? I used to get bored and I would walk around the house reading some of these warning labels. Like on a hair dryer, did you know, it says 'do not use while sleeping.' Well I don't know bout the rest of you but I can't even count how many times I've been sound asleep. Woke up, I was doing my hair. 'Damn it I was sleep stylin again!'" a roar of laughter ran through the bar and even the Bartender was grinning. "And underneath that it says 'do not use while in the shower.' Who's writing this pamphlet? Ya'll ever been in the shower 'honey I'm done shampooing my hair. Toss me that blow dryer.'" The people were laughing their hearts out for her. She smiled and relaxed a little.

"How many of you guys remember school?" the crowd went silent. "Okay, how many of you remember what you had for breakfast?" They laughed again.

"Alright simple question, anyone ever play softball?" A few people raised their hands. "Well that was the game I was stuck with since it's the only one that would stop the guys from whining. Course they were whining cuz whenever I played against em they got hurt. But anyway, I was playin softball one time and I was up to bat. The pitcher tossed it and I smashed that thing! I watched it fly and fly and-kinda hit this guy in the head. But he over reacted, I thought, I mean it wasn't like a square hit it just kinda glanced off his head. But he goes whipping his car off the freeway and I go 'oh here we go...mister attitude'" she smiled.

"So he comes barreling down the field yellin 'what are you?! Some kind of cruddy hitter?!' And I was like 'hey I hit you didn't I?! You were drivin 65 miles an hour, that's a pretty good shot in my book!'" She coughed and looked over at the laughing bartender. "Hey but ya know I love the sport, and I love the people you get to meet. Like my team when I was on the diamond backs. Now it was made of a bunch of girlie girls, and our pitcher was THE WORST out of all of em. One time she threw a strike then screamed. Everyone ran over thinking that she had thrown her arm out again. Turns out she had broken a nail! So to stop her screaming my coach took her other hand and broke a nail off of that and said 'there now they match, so get ta pitchin.'" The bar tender motioned for her to stop and she nodded.

"I have had a great time folks, but I gotta go." She walked off stage and the bar broke out into riotous applause. The bartender looked at Kiran and smirked.

"Good work that was a riot" he said.

"Thanks" she muttered. "So uh who else we got for talent?"

"Some band, but your better" he answered. She nodded and took a drink.

"Right on, right on"

*~*~* with Rint *~*~*

"Okay we found her, by process of elimination she has ta be in this bar" Rint said. Jax nodded and walked in.

"She wouldn't go off with normal people around, would she?" Yugi asked with a little nervousness in his voice. Jax looked at him and shook her head.

"Actually, she likes going off in public. But don't worry Yugi, she won't touch you. I won't let her!" Jax said.

"Lets go" Rint said. The group of Yugi, Rint, Jax, Joey, and Tristan walked into the bar. Everyone in the bar quieted down and looked at them. Kiran glanced over then grabbed her Vodka bottle and walked over.

"Rint, Geez, I guess this means I'm out of control. That's the only time Jax let's you out of your cage, right?" She smirked and put her arm around his shoulders. He shrugged her arm off and looked at her.

"Back of Kiran. I was your boy toy at one time but now-" he stopped as she let out a loud laugh.

"WAS?! You STILL are Rint!" She exclaimed. "Look at you; you came all the way over here just to 'stop' me from whatever. That's devotion baby, don't care what ya say." She smirked.

"Kiran, you're into some serious shit and I came to save Jax not you" he snapped. She raised an eyebrow at him and put her hands on her hips.

"Really, came to save Jax, not me, could you be anymore straight forward" she asked.

"Yeah" he yelled getting in her face. "I wish I had never met you!" It went silent and Kiran took a step back, like someone had hit her.

"I-I" she growled and clenched her fists. "You know what, your right. And I can fix your problem with me" her voice was soft, silky, but clearly dangerous.

"K-Kiran don't do anything stupid" Yugi said. She looked over at him. She looked up and her whole body shook with contained rage. Jax and everyone steeped back except Rint. He looked her right in the eyes and suddenly they weren't mad, they were making out. Yugi and everyone else was shocked, but Jax just smiled.

"Oh baby, you know I'd never leave you" Rint whispered as they broke apart. Kiran smiled. Yeah weird, but some relationships just spawn from weird things.

"Yeah, I know. But your so convincing sometimes" she muttered kissing him again.

"So let me get dis straight. You and him are going out?" Joey asked.

"Three years" Rint answered.

"Three magnificent, spectacular, sexy, years" Rint blushed at the 'sexy' part. He put his arm around her waist and they walked out.

"Okay, dat was weird. One minute dey was fighting and now dey're makin' out" Joey said. Jax smiled calmly.

"They always do this. Kiran goes nuts, Rint comes in, makes himself think he saved her, then they go and celebrate. And the cycle goes on" Jax was happy. Rint stopped just outside the door and looked at Kiran.

"Ya know, if the cops-" Kiran put a finger to his lips.

"Rint, I know what will happen. It's only a matter of time and that's not how I want to go out." She said.

"So you've decided" he asked. She nodded. "Gee, I guess this will go without an owner then." He pulled a ring box out of his pocket and opened it. Her eyes lit up as she saw the diamond.

"I know its small but-"

"Rint! It's not the jewel, the rock, the money, that I love. Its you!" He bent down to one knee and smiled up at her

"Will you do me the honor of being my wife?" he asked. She was in shock.

"yes." She answered as he slipped the ring on her. Her stood up and kissed her. "But Rint! I'm going-I mean why-"

"You know why." She smirked and kissed him on the cheek.

"You're a real sweet heart ya know. But that won't help me when I'm fighting to become an anti-prison bitch."

"Bubba can get in line" he muttered. They started walking again down the street arguing happily.

"This means you'll love me no matter what right?"

"Yeah" he answered.

"What if I get a tongue ring" she asked. He smiled.

"I like the taste of steel."

"Ooh, good answer. What about if I was pregnant?"

"Are you?"

"NO!"

"Then yeah."

"That's very comforting. Thanks" she laughed.

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Hotaru: it's not over yet!

Jake: that was WAY TOO SAPPY!

Hotaru: I liked it!

Kiran: so did I!

Jake: yeah but you're a blonde!

Rint: HEY! I know you didn't just insult my fiancé!

Jake: your right, I didn't

Rint: *nods*

Kiran: thank you honey, now say the review thing

Rint: REVIEW!!!!!!!!!