Astron 15

"This is so going to be so much fun" I squeal, while skipping around.

Elladan starts imitating me, but stops when I punch him in the arm. Elrohir shakes his head at us and walks by. "I don't know how you talked me into this" he mumbles.

Legolas leaps by laughing. "Easily! We said we would help you get a date with uh...uh" he stops his leaping to think.

"Some girl!" I put in there.

Legolas smiles, like he thought of the name. "Yes some girl!"

"and not just any girl! A stacked girl!" Elladan cries out.

Elrohir starts to go red, from our teasing. "You guys!" I scold. "The most important thing about a girl is her mind".

Elrohir smiles at me, before I continue on. "Being stacked is the second most important thing" I add in.

Elrohir's face automatically goes fire engine red and we all burst out laughing. As we all regain our ability to breath, we continue on.

"O.K., so what exactly are we doing today?" Elrohir asks.

His brother takes his back pack off and pulls a video camera out. "We are filming revenge"

"Well it's not really revenge, we are just filming being bastards to some ass holes" I tell him.

Elrohir gives us all a look. "So who are these ass holes?" he asks with caution.

We all look at each other and mumble fragments of sentences. I put my arm behind my head, in the nervous fashion. "Well you see, we don't know their names and they haven't done anything to us...but they are freshman's!!!!!"

Elrohir gives off a frustrated sigh, so that gives me the clue that he's not to pleased with us.

"Oh come on, it's tradition. Seniors always pick on freshman's and we haven't at all this year. We have been to damn nice and where has that gotten us? Nowhere!!!! Just the other day, some kid budged in front of me at the lunch line!!!!!" Elladan rants.

I start to laugh at him. "You sounded like you were in middle school again!!!!!!"

"Shut up!!!! What about that kid that took your piece of pie?" he reminds me.

I shut up immediately. "Little piece of shit, I'm going to kill him. Steal my pie, evil bastard." I mumble to myself.

"Any ways" Elladan continues. "Since we have been to nice they are getting out of control. I remember all the other years the seniors were hard on them. Hey I even used to take pity on them, but not anymore. I now see why they did that, to keep them in line!"

I clap at the end of his little speech and he glares at me. "All right, enough of why we are doing it, lets get onto how. Now Pippin our little spy master has been working the fields, buzzing with the bees, running with the horses..."

"Li!" They all yell at me.

"Oh right...he's been listening into the freshman's conversations, finding out what's up with them and perhaps where they will be. Well a group of them decided to go camping this weekend, even though they are not allowed. They just said they were going home for the weekend. And I cannot believe the office believed that!!!! They would have never believed me!!!!"

"that's because they know you would go out there by yourself and smoke mad amounts of weed by yourself. The school can't breed pot heads." Legolas points out.

"Are you guys going to tell me this plan or what?" Elrohir asks us.

"Right, right. So where was I?...oh yeah. Well they are camping out here, so we decided to scare them back to the school, where they will get in trouble." I finish.

He looks confused still, but doesn't get a chance to speak. "We have paint ball guns loaded with red paint balls. It looks sort of like blood, especially in the dark. We are going to wait for them to go the sleep, then we are going to attack them. We have some fire crackers to wake them up, so they come out of the tent. Then when they are all out, we start shooting. The paint balls hurt so they are going to think, that they have really been hit. Meanwhile we will get this all on video and sells them at school." Elladan says.

"Also they will be so scared that they will run back to the school and will confess what they did. They will get in trouble and will be embarrassed, so it's totally worth it." Legolas adds in.

"So you in?" I ask Elrohir.

"Yeah, I guess" He answers.

"Right on, lets go!" I say then head off, into the bushes.
*Some hours later*

"Li I think they have been silent, for some time now." Comments Elladan.

I shake my head at them and at that moment one of the freshmen comes out, to grab something. We wait for another half hour, before I give the signal to go.

We are all wearing black clothes, so they can't see us, but we are also in a tree so I doubt they can any ways. Elladan and me are in one tree, while Legolas and Elrohir are in another.

Elladan turns on the video camera and I give the signal to throw the fire cracker, into the camp. Legolas tosses it in and it goes off, making a loud bang. Nothing happens. None of those damn freshman's come out, or make a sound. Legolas tosses in a few more and again nothing happens. I reach into my bag and take out ten, then start lighting them and tossing them into the camp. In the other tree, Legolas is doing the same.

"What the hell is going on?!" I hear from one of the tents.

I grab my paint ball gun and get it ready. Legolas has stopped throwing the fire cracker and now we all wait. We hear zippers opening and a few people come out. "Fire crackers? O.K. who is out there?" One boy asks.

All the others come out and look around, trying to find us. I give the signal and we all start shooting. All the chicks who are camping start screaming immediately. "They're shooting at us!" Someone yells.

Legolas and Elrohir jump down from their tree and start charging the kids. A couple of the young boys, try to attack them, but I shoot at them. A few of the kids start taking off towards the school, but we let them go. We continue shooting and eventually, they all get the idea to run away.

As soon as they are all gone, Elladan and I jump down. "Guess we should go, before anyone comes out here." Legolas says.

We all agree, but we take the long way home. As we near home, we hear all the commotion and decide to stop for a moment. "Fuck I can hear some of them crying. I thought they would have stopped by now." I say.

The response I get is a few, mumbled words. "I think we may of taken this a bit far." Legolas whispers.

I whirl around to face him. "You can't be regretting it now, besides it was all in fun, nobody got hurt."

"Listen to them, they are scared shit less. The seniors just pull pranks on them, not scare them like this." He says angrily.

I listen to the crying freshman, but don't feel the sympathy, that he has for them. None of them are hurt, it was all just for fun. After a while they will realize it was just a prank and forget about it. "We should go back inside." I say then take off.

We go around the back way and climb into mine and Legolas's window. Elladan and Elrohir quickly leave and go back to their rooms. Just as we begin to relax the phone rings and I grab it. "Hello?"

"Li? Hey its Pip, bad news. Some of the teachers are going around and searching the rooms, looking for paint ball guns. They figure it's some people who go to this school." He says.

"Oh shit! Can you do me a favor? Call Elrohir and Elladan and tell them what's up." I ask.

"Yeah for sure, I was going to any ways. I'll talk to you later then"

"All right. Thanks, bye" I hang up the phone, then turn to Legolas. "We have to hide this shit now. Some teachers are doing room searches, looking for them."

"I'll take care of them, you get changed and wait for them." he says then goes back out the window.

I run to my room and hurriedly get changed. I take the clothes and stuff them under a pile of clothes. For a few minutes a lay on my bed, then hear the dreaded knock at the door.

I get up, go to the door and open it. In front of me stands Gandalf and Elrond. "Hello Iliana we are doing room checks." Gandalf says.

I pretend to yawn. "What for?"

"Some people played a prank on some freshman's" Was all Elrond told me.

I sat in the living room, while they looked around. "I will go check in Arwen's room" Elrond says.

My eyes go wide. I totally forgot that he doesn't know, Arwen is living with Aragorn. Elrond goes into the room and I prepare for some yelling. "Oh hi dad. What are you doing?" Arwen's voice says.

"Oh nothing, just doing room checks, but we are finished now." Elrond says. "Good night both of you." He says then, they both leave.

I go into Legolas's room. "I heard they were doing room checks, so I came in here. So what is that all about?" she asks.

I sigh. " I have no idea. Something about a prank, on some freshman's. Shit I'm tired. I'm just going to go to bed, so I'll see you in the AM." I go back to my room and collapse on my bed. "That was so fucking close."
A/N: well? What did you think? This is based on a true story. Well one true story and one that will be a true story. When some friends were camping in the middle of nowhere we threw fire crackers at their camp and scared the shit out of them. And this year we are having a huge camp out and some of us are paint balling the fuck out of someone heh, heh, heh. Evil I know, but it's so much fun!!!! Review and tell me what you think about this chapter!!!!
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