A/N: Okay, this is going to be short so I can cut to the action! and not only make-out action, good action! ^_^ Ok, Um, obviously this is VERY VERY AU 'cause I would not kill off our favorite non-couple without having a make out session! ^_^
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.:.Alyssa*Proudfoot.:.
Mission: get Neil and Aunt Jane to hook up is commencing. I managed to get Aki, Gray, and Ryan behind me, so we have a few...you can call them "mishaps". Like the first, for example, was Neil getting them locked in a storage room. It was all him, I swear. He was fixing the lock and apparently, he didn't fix it good enough. Who knows what went on in there, but I'm assuming it wasn't torture, because Neil was trying to hide a smile. Next stop: Kitchen duty. (wink.) Such a rebel, I am.
(P.S.- I threw the food. Little Angelic Alyssa.)
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.:.Jane*Proudfoot.:.
"Dammit, Neil, what the hell did you have to go start a food fight for?!" I said, staring at the grimy pots and pans waiting for me in their little grease-pond in the sink.
"It wasn't me! I swear!" he said, shrinking back a little at the sight that awaited us.
"Mhm. Well, you can wash, and I'll dry then." I smiled.
"No fair! Nuh-uh, you threw stuff too!"
"After you hit me in the face!"
"I told you, it WASN'T ME!"
"Then you'll have no problem washing these dishes and being a good little boy!"
"I'm not a little boy!"
"SHUTUP IN THERE!" Some beefy lunch...person screamed, scaring me just by the silhouette I saw.
"Quieting." Neil squeaked. I rolled my eyes, reaching for the faucet.
"Fine, I'll wash."
"Nah, I'll do it."
"I said I'll do it."
"I said I'll do it too."
"THERE'S ENOUGH IN THERE FOR BOTH OF YAS TO DO!" Okay, sounds a little...odd...when you say it that way. I think I blushed, looking at Neil and he turned bright red.
"Okay then, lets get to work." He says, looking at the pots and then a little scrub brush they gave him. Well, they didn't give it to him, but I grabbed the bigger one to punish him more. Why should I get my hands in grease world when it was his fault? We stayed silent for a good twenty minutes until we were halfway done, and presented with something funky they call "food." Didn't look like it, but it supposively was. We walked to the freezer and all the way to the back, as instructed, placing them on a shelf. It took me a minute to realize the only light in the room was from a bulb, and the door was closed.
"Shit." I spoke.
"What?" Neil said, back to the door still.
"I think we're locked in." He looked at me, walked over, kicked the door, pushing against it, then realized it was no use.
"I think you're right." He sat down on a crate. "Might as well get comfy."
"What the hell? Neil, if no one knows we're here, and no one comes looking in here for us-and who in their right mind would look in a freezer?!- We'll be frozen in a day or so."
"And we could also starve." He nodded. Cheery guy, ain't he?
"No...we couldn't. We could always eat your arm or something." He protectively hugged his right arm and I grinned.
"Don't go carnivorous on me now, Jane." I smirked, watching him stand and pace.
"You know, on second thought, sit, you're making me dizzy." I shuddered a bit as the fan turned on. If this is what winter feels like, I am perfectly happy under the barriers, thank you.
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.:.Neil*Fleming.:.
We're stuck in a freezer. First a closet, now a freezer. I'd say "today just isn't my day," but, hey, Jane, freezer, have to keep warm *somehow*.
"Don't say it, don't think it." She said, glaring a bit. Guess she saw it in my eyes or something, or maybe it's because I'm grinning like a madman.
"Don't say what?" I said, acting innocent. She just stared, then hugged herself, rubbing her arms as she sat as far away from the big fan as possible.
"Neil, I'm cold, but that will *NOT* stop me from grabbing a hunk of frozen Insta-meal and hurting you with it." I grinned again. Okay, this was good. This was talking. Friendly banter. This was NOT anything sexual.
At all. Unfortunately.
"I told you not to think about it." She had an eyebrow raised, and I just shrugged.
"I can't not think about being cold." Her eyes rolled, and I stared at the goosebumps on her arm. "You ok?"
"Besides I'm stuck in a freezer in a sleeveless shirt and with *YOU*? Yeah, I'm dandy." She gave me a cheesy grin and then her face dropped immediately. "Why weren't you watching the door, anyway?"
"Because the hunk of frozen Insta-meals are there. Away from the door. Which I had my back to. Hey...wait...why weren't *YOU* watching the door?!"
"Because I thought you were! Which you SHOULD have been!" She stood, moving her legs to try to keep some warmth in them. I stood also, not too far from her.
"I should've been?! What about you?! Why is it always Neil did something wrong?!"
" 'Cause you DID!" She stared. I guess neither of us noticed how close we were getting to each other until our lips were less then an inch apart.
"Sorry..." I said quietly. We leaned closer until our lips were about to meet...and the son of a bitchin' door opened. She pushed me back and we turned to see Dr. Ross.
"There you are!" She said, breathlessly, as if she had been running. But by the twinkle in her eyes, I knew something was going on. A quick sideways glance at Jane told me she saw it too. "We've been looking all over for you!"
"Ugh, thank God." Jane said, grimacing at me and walking away. "Didn't want to have to resort to body heat in here." I smirked as the facade was back on the woman I was falling for.
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.:.Aki*Ross.:.
I stared at Gray, Alyssa, and Ryan nervously. "I think we went in a little too early." Alyssa winced.
"How early?" she questioned, and I could see by the looks on Ryan and Gray's faces that they were dying to know too.
"I don't think anything happened."
"No?" she frowned.
"But it was about to. It was definitely about to happen. I could just tell." I grinned a little. "I walked in and she pushed him about three feet away from her." Alyssa smiled.
"It's working, then."
"Which could be good or bad." Ryan spoke. Gray had a thoughtful look on his face.
"What?" I asked.
"Anyone ever find out what happened in that closet?"
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*sigh* That's all folks. For now. I'm definitely feeling in a better writing mood. I hope this is good, or at least decent.
FLAME, MY CHILDREN OF THE NIGHT, FLAME!
...oh...and...heh...shameless plugs:
Hootenanny-Personal
..just..a..girl..-Personal w/Cheryl
Second Chances-Neil and Jane
.dorkette.-diary
All of 'em are under construction 'cept .dorkette. Hootenanny'll prolly be done first, then Second Chances }hopefully!{, then ..just..a..girl.., then i'll work on my Angel/Cordelia site. Wheee haa... ::flies off with bingo::
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.:.Alyssa*Proudfoot.:.
Mission: get Neil and Aunt Jane to hook up is commencing. I managed to get Aki, Gray, and Ryan behind me, so we have a few...you can call them "mishaps". Like the first, for example, was Neil getting them locked in a storage room. It was all him, I swear. He was fixing the lock and apparently, he didn't fix it good enough. Who knows what went on in there, but I'm assuming it wasn't torture, because Neil was trying to hide a smile. Next stop: Kitchen duty. (wink.) Such a rebel, I am.
(P.S.- I threw the food. Little Angelic Alyssa.)
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.:.Jane*Proudfoot.:.
"Dammit, Neil, what the hell did you have to go start a food fight for?!" I said, staring at the grimy pots and pans waiting for me in their little grease-pond in the sink.
"It wasn't me! I swear!" he said, shrinking back a little at the sight that awaited us.
"Mhm. Well, you can wash, and I'll dry then." I smiled.
"No fair! Nuh-uh, you threw stuff too!"
"After you hit me in the face!"
"I told you, it WASN'T ME!"
"Then you'll have no problem washing these dishes and being a good little boy!"
"I'm not a little boy!"
"SHUTUP IN THERE!" Some beefy lunch...person screamed, scaring me just by the silhouette I saw.
"Quieting." Neil squeaked. I rolled my eyes, reaching for the faucet.
"Fine, I'll wash."
"Nah, I'll do it."
"I said I'll do it."
"I said I'll do it too."
"THERE'S ENOUGH IN THERE FOR BOTH OF YAS TO DO!" Okay, sounds a little...odd...when you say it that way. I think I blushed, looking at Neil and he turned bright red.
"Okay then, lets get to work." He says, looking at the pots and then a little scrub brush they gave him. Well, they didn't give it to him, but I grabbed the bigger one to punish him more. Why should I get my hands in grease world when it was his fault? We stayed silent for a good twenty minutes until we were halfway done, and presented with something funky they call "food." Didn't look like it, but it supposively was. We walked to the freezer and all the way to the back, as instructed, placing them on a shelf. It took me a minute to realize the only light in the room was from a bulb, and the door was closed.
"Shit." I spoke.
"What?" Neil said, back to the door still.
"I think we're locked in." He looked at me, walked over, kicked the door, pushing against it, then realized it was no use.
"I think you're right." He sat down on a crate. "Might as well get comfy."
"What the hell? Neil, if no one knows we're here, and no one comes looking in here for us-and who in their right mind would look in a freezer?!- We'll be frozen in a day or so."
"And we could also starve." He nodded. Cheery guy, ain't he?
"No...we couldn't. We could always eat your arm or something." He protectively hugged his right arm and I grinned.
"Don't go carnivorous on me now, Jane." I smirked, watching him stand and pace.
"You know, on second thought, sit, you're making me dizzy." I shuddered a bit as the fan turned on. If this is what winter feels like, I am perfectly happy under the barriers, thank you.
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.:.Neil*Fleming.:.
We're stuck in a freezer. First a closet, now a freezer. I'd say "today just isn't my day," but, hey, Jane, freezer, have to keep warm *somehow*.
"Don't say it, don't think it." She said, glaring a bit. Guess she saw it in my eyes or something, or maybe it's because I'm grinning like a madman.
"Don't say what?" I said, acting innocent. She just stared, then hugged herself, rubbing her arms as she sat as far away from the big fan as possible.
"Neil, I'm cold, but that will *NOT* stop me from grabbing a hunk of frozen Insta-meal and hurting you with it." I grinned again. Okay, this was good. This was talking. Friendly banter. This was NOT anything sexual.
At all. Unfortunately.
"I told you not to think about it." She had an eyebrow raised, and I just shrugged.
"I can't not think about being cold." Her eyes rolled, and I stared at the goosebumps on her arm. "You ok?"
"Besides I'm stuck in a freezer in a sleeveless shirt and with *YOU*? Yeah, I'm dandy." She gave me a cheesy grin and then her face dropped immediately. "Why weren't you watching the door, anyway?"
"Because the hunk of frozen Insta-meals are there. Away from the door. Which I had my back to. Hey...wait...why weren't *YOU* watching the door?!"
"Because I thought you were! Which you SHOULD have been!" She stood, moving her legs to try to keep some warmth in them. I stood also, not too far from her.
"I should've been?! What about you?! Why is it always Neil did something wrong?!"
" 'Cause you DID!" She stared. I guess neither of us noticed how close we were getting to each other until our lips were less then an inch apart.
"Sorry..." I said quietly. We leaned closer until our lips were about to meet...and the son of a bitchin' door opened. She pushed me back and we turned to see Dr. Ross.
"There you are!" She said, breathlessly, as if she had been running. But by the twinkle in her eyes, I knew something was going on. A quick sideways glance at Jane told me she saw it too. "We've been looking all over for you!"
"Ugh, thank God." Jane said, grimacing at me and walking away. "Didn't want to have to resort to body heat in here." I smirked as the facade was back on the woman I was falling for.
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.:.Aki*Ross.:.
I stared at Gray, Alyssa, and Ryan nervously. "I think we went in a little too early." Alyssa winced.
"How early?" she questioned, and I could see by the looks on Ryan and Gray's faces that they were dying to know too.
"I don't think anything happened."
"No?" she frowned.
"But it was about to. It was definitely about to happen. I could just tell." I grinned a little. "I walked in and she pushed him about three feet away from her." Alyssa smiled.
"It's working, then."
"Which could be good or bad." Ryan spoke. Gray had a thoughtful look on his face.
"What?" I asked.
"Anyone ever find out what happened in that closet?"
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*sigh* That's all folks. For now. I'm definitely feeling in a better writing mood. I hope this is good, or at least decent.
FLAME, MY CHILDREN OF THE NIGHT, FLAME!
...oh...and...heh...shameless plugs:
Hootenanny-Personal
..just..a..girl..-Personal w/Cheryl
Second Chances-Neil and Jane
.dorkette.-diary
All of 'em are under construction 'cept .dorkette. Hootenanny'll prolly be done first, then Second Chances }hopefully!{, then ..just..a..girl.., then i'll work on my Angel/Cordelia site. Wheee haa... ::flies off with bingo::
