A/N:mwhahahahahahaahhahaha…*gasp*…Mwhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah…*gasp*……hahahahah…Ok I'll stop now.
Sirius came back from his detention in a huge strop. And collapsed onto a sofa in the Gryffindor common room.
"So what happened?" James asked who was sitting next to Sirius.
"THOSE DAMN TOLIET SEATS KEPT SNAPPING AT ME!"
"How do you mean?"
"What I mean is that they kept BITING ME!!" Sirius went red in the face from anger and clenched his fist.
"It could have been worse!" Peter stated.
"How could of it got any worse dumb ass!?" Yelled Sirius.
"You could have been told to clean out all the socks from the cupboards!"
(A/N: Clean out all the socks? Why didn't I think of that?)
Suddenly there was a small, soft, snore in the room, and all the boys immediately turned to Remus, who was curled up in a little ball on an arm chair, by the fire. He was sound asleep and sucking his thumb.
"Are you guys thinking what I'm thinking?" Sirius grinned wickedly. Peter and James had already taken out there wands and had walked over to unsuspecting Lupin. But before they could do anything Lily entered through the portrait hole.
"What are you guys doing?" She asked, looking from James to Sirius to Peter to Remus.
"Nothing!" The three little 'angels' said together.
"Hey! Wait a minute what were you doing out so late?" James enquired, eyeing Lily suspiciously.
"Um…nothing…Um... Gosh is that the time?" Lily gave a huge fake yawn "Well I'm off to bed"
Lily ran up the stairs…
(A/N: Followed by a pair of socks)
…and slammed her dorm room door.
"She's up to something!" Peter murmured.
"Yup and it's our duty as gentlemen to find out what….. and make fun of her!" Sirius smiled.
"But first." James pointed back at Remus. They counted up to three together and then pointed their wands at Lupin, then a noise the same as a siren went off right in Lupin's ear. Remus stirred, but didn't wake.
"Damn, he's strong, but we shall break him…" Sirius moaned.
